JayDee

You’re doing God’s work, George. Specifically, Priapus’s

I’ve been looking forward to the dog chapter!

I’ll be up to read and review and have people go “Oh, ffs this stupid asshole reviewed me again.” And some december holiday/festival ideas for you all: This one’s easy. Big sid has a wank. Barb gets Bukkake’d … …. Ok, George already has a story this year. ...speaks for itself really. “You definitely got off, right?” Lucy, shining brightly and munching on a milky way: *Nods* Voyeurism! Mother/son/daughter incest! Strip Dreidel!

Gravid Gungan Gunksponge would make an awesome band name.

“Have you always lived on your own?” “I had an apartment share back in the 90s. Wasn’t so bad except you could always hear the girl upstairs jilling off.” I can’t really remember. I might have intended for it to end with some kind of end of millenium sacrifice attempt which the Under The Bed crew would have broken up to save Joan. The original plan would have messed around with perception, too, like was it real or in Joan’s head (nobody else even saw the letters f’r example), but eventually turn out to be real. "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." “...I just skipped straight to fear boner. Dat halo tho’ ” Is it bad that I read it and just thought “Oh, more than one Agora ?“ I blame being over educated and under skilled. Thank you again for the reviews!

This sounds like a crime against basic human decency, an example of unfettered degenracy not seen since the fall of the Roman empire. I shall look forward to it!

I don’t even remember if that is true and I’d heard, or if I made it up, or if it was true but isn’t now… Still, it clearly got Val going so eh… Thank you for the new review on Under Joan’s Bed also! This was one I had ideas for, things to continue it with, that I never got around to. There was gonna be more demons coming and a friendly spider who also lived under the bed (it was gonna turn out it was actually the same spider each year mentioned early on, somehow living far beyond a normal spider span, talked to when she entered the monster’s half-world beneath the bed) and battles and tentacle fuckin’ and such. I dunno, I might have to bring her back sometime in another story. Being a teen in the 90s with that SNES she’d be in her 30s or early 40s or so now, depending on when she hit 13 I guess. No present for the spider bro tho’! I guess she wasn’t scared of him. I’d definitely prefer a dog I don’t know to be friendly also! I guess it is a pretty good coping mechanism- I mean, she’s talking to it about everything by the time she’s older! It has to be said, that turn would absolutely work for a fear-of-dogs story. Ok, not for you, but for us degenerates. Then again, what’s that thing about angels telling people not to be afraid… It probably helps I didn’t lumber the mis-matched fucker with a backwards name. I think the idea was that it was wearing a suit made out of skin, rather than having its own skin stitched. The pink color probably being human. Or possibly it just shopped at Hot Topic. Thanks tho! I’ll take pretty cool Yeah, I dunno exactly what the monster did to the demon, but it was probably pretty happy to end up back in Hell. Thanks again for the review! I apppreciate it.

Was how I summed this story up previously, and, well, it holds true today. Thank you for taking the time to read and review. It’s always nice to hear opinions on our work as writers! I kind of remembered this as being a really boring dull story – which was almost certainly the intent of the sex as a play on the vanilla theme! – but reading it back just now I see there really are some not terrible jokes in there. I didn’t want the reader looking at the non descript chair because then I would have had to describe it. I think some of the other entries in the hentai foundry contest actually did a pretty good job of sexy sex. Or one of them did. Maybe. It was ages ago and I am no longer a member. I think he’s got a fair reason to be narked off! He’s the third fuckin’ choice on the list, “Oh, sure, I’ll be the best men when the other two have fuckin’ left the dimension or died. Asshole.”. If this was a Naruto/Hinata wedding story he’d have been balls deep in her by the third paragraph. Now… who could have put a diabolical recipe for spaghetti on the internet? What fiendish fanfic writer might have been spreading her wings into other genres? Particularly given how a lot of the recipe blogs have around 10000 words of un-needed extra exposition about unrelated mattes that smack of narcissistic self interest... Also, why did a banshee end up fighting the plate? Weird choice. I think there were points there where I just threw supernatural stuff in. Thank you for the review! I do appreciate it, and I’m glad it didn’t feel a total waste of time to you. Hopefully. Thanks again!

Author: @InBrightestDay & @JayDee Title: Parlor Games Summary: Chad and Ricky have used Todd, their special needs brother, as their muscle for quite some time now. They move from town to town, finding new girls to, as they tell Todd, "play games" with. One night, however, they pick the wrong house to invade. Feedback: Appreciated but not expected. Fandom: Original / Supernatural. Pairing: None. NoSex. Warnings: AFFO COMPLETE Hum MiCD NoSex Oneshot Violence Solo story or chaptered story: Solo URL: Here.

Someone open a Chick-Fil-A?

Dude buys a house out of town from the family of the old Greek immigrant who had it since like World War 2. “Oh, one thing, she said the spring down the bottom of the yard running to the creek is sacred. Never let us play in it. Funny the stuff from the old country, right?” And he laughs and doesn’t think anything of it and then decides he can save on the water bill by plumbing it in to flush his toilet, and finds out that the old dear didn’t move continents alone… Hey, coulda been worse. She’s got another friend living out in the woods, makes hyper realistic stone sculptures in memory of local missing persons… It’s easy to see why I never went anywhere with this, but good luck if you ever do try it! Though got a few other fics to do first, right?

Anyone else think “Charmione? Is that a Pokemon?” ...just me then.

How is it 12 fucking months since last october? I demand something be done about the speeding up of time. Anyway, some ideas I’ll never get to use – A rookie Werewolf Hunter from a long line of ‘em advertises his services and is contacted by a young werewolf looking to get into porn who mistakingly thinks he’s doing a MILF Hunter rip off. ** A man’s toilet cistern becomes inhabited by a water spirit who refuses to flush unless he says nice things to it, and also reads his phone over his shoulder while he’s doing his business. ** A necrophile is just going to town on a corpse when the body’s ghost shows up to criticise his technique. ** Death loses a bet and has to do all the grim reaping wearing a Pink tutu ** A horny gay guy accepts an invite to a “total sausage fest” and finds out it’s actually a totally legitimate Bavarian Wurst Festival. But there’s a lot of guys in tight leather shorts so… ** A ragtag group of misfits team up to put an end to an Emerson Lake and Palmer show. ** And that’s it for this year. Been an idea free zone for me. Except for having a character do a “slutty weeping angel” cosplay that I then searched and discovered about 1000 people already had.

I’ve only got one more to read and review and I will absolutely be reading and reviewing it!

...I’m sorry but I draw the line at sifting through giant spider poop. Just long enough to outdrink everyone with the beer bong! Even if you’re not, that many legs is definitely a bit of a brain squirm! And those eyes! Seven years time. Yua’s birthday. There’s a knock on the door. It’s Shannon, from the party. She just says: “Nice.” And that’s another great thing you have with their rerlationship I figure. They have a real understanding. Similar to how she probably really didn’t need to confirm he remembered the safe word because It seems like with her experience and that close bond she’d stil be able to tell he wanted things to stop. Thanks so much for writing a story and taking part! Us non contributing readers are basically leeches. Leeches, I say! (Well, just me then. No offence to the busy/un-motiviated folks!)

You know it’s gory when a dwarf has so much blood on him he can play the greased up deaf guy road in a room of horny Serbians! Also them descriptions of the pained noses. Ay! And, yes, Rowan deserves a little action! Get someone to throw the little guy a good fuck.

Sounds like something said to April O'Neil in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfic! :p

Female character fails utterly and faces punishment! Shannon’s arc is a total JD story Mind, the actual punishment she gets isn’t as effective as her superior hoped. “...I like pain as much as the next demon, but I really didn’t want a splinter there.”

Don’t ya dare! There’s no requirement for bloodythirsty terror. Edit: Also I am looking forward to reading and reviewing!

Corrupt the Midwife – 1333 hits! Not terrible for a story in the depths of misc! One day it’ll be sat all on its own in a sub catagory! But with it being such a niche fandom for fanfic It’s not urgent Thank you for the review! Shannon also got InBrightestDay to look at it, from which I can only guess she’s an appealing character and that if I had the time her Doctor Who halloween party “Slutty Weeping Angel” costume would go down go great. I’m glad you found it a worthwhile read. I’d have felt bad for you if you’d finished it and thought “Well, fuck. That’s half hour I won’t get back again. Fuck this JayDee!” Which is the standard thought of most of my readers. I have a review that’s very similar to that on litereotica anyway. Thanks again! Absolutely agree on the repetitiveness – even having Chummy realise it is repetitive doesn’t excuse that the reader’s there already. Cynthia masturbating wih a wooden cross is definitely a bit out of character. Trixie getting drunk and horny, well… no, all very out of character. So, yeah, the dream/fantasy sequences allowed it. While I’ll not be expanding that scene, if I ever get back to proper writing a demon pleasuring herself with a cross might well show up again. It’s probably less blasphemous than the idol worship of praying to a cross, or so the old school iconoclasts might have argued. Thanks for the feedback! I can see where you’re coming from there. What I was trying to show as a follow on from Chummy’s little speech in the previous part – “I’d rather be Miss Havisham than join you. My God created pleasure, don’t you know, one doubts there was ever sin in taking it when no harm was done. Perhaps some got their morals wrong over the years, but I know what’s right and I’ll choose to look for love rather than surrender to lust. This is 1957 and I may love anyone I choose. I won't be corrupted” Chummy had the realisation that it was perfectly fine to have pleasure and love and sexy stuff as long as nobody is being harmed. She was resisting temptation of making a deal with a demon, but after what she’d been through she was perfectly happy to have sin free loving sex with a friend, with no danger to her soul – It’s been a year but I think Shannon had been partly trying to get her so frustrated she’d sell her soul for a good gushing orgasm. There’s also a driving point of a difference between harmful lust and non harmful. Just not explained very well, but that was sort of the point I was driving at! It’s definitely an interesting idea but Shannon pulling off a Trixie mask (magically speaking) feels a little out of character for her. She’s perfectly happy to pretend to be a cheerleader or a fan or friend-of-a-friend or something to get someone on top of her, but I think she’d be less happy at a full on bed trick. Thank you again for the thoughts and the feedback! It’s always really useful to hear where readers think something didn’t really work. I wasn’t very happy with how the story turned out as a whole, and I might still one day manage another Call the Midwife based story with Chummy and some chaps.

I guess some folks like variety and some don’t! Or maybe it was the specific “guy thinking he had control” kink of that story that proved popular? So is Frida both beautiful and beloved? :D Fuck it, you could just write Huldra. Or even Skogsrå, it says here. Those who know Hulder will understand you’ve used the Scandinavian word in a Scandinavian tale, and the rest will just go with what you’ve used (You could even have the narrator or author’s note say something like those ignorant English speakers listened to that Orkneys dialect...) Also says here “It was said that any human man who has intercourse with the Skogsrå becomes an introvert, as his soul has remained with her.” Jesus Christ, they’re fucking their way through the D&D community. Nice to see that the wikipedia vandals haven’t claimed there’s a John Bauer Interrogation Technique involving painting trolls at people until they crack. Poor guy, though, he wasn’t old at all when he died was he? No problem! It looked interestingly different. Sorry it took me a week or so to get to it!

It’s shaping up to be another great year! It only took me three months to start sleeping with the lights off again after reading BronxWench’s last one.