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  1. Ghost-of-a-Chance
    As much as I complain about my husband, never let anyone think I don’t love him. I need him more fiercely than air; I love him more than I can ever express. This is the long, sleepless night before his horrible back injury is either fixed or fucked up worse. There’s nothing I can do besides be present, be patient, and be here for him; naturally, I’m a mess, three panic attacks down, and too worried to do anything but sit here and watch him snore. Cold had better not leave me alone in this world. He’d better come through this ordeal alive. Otherwise, I swear, either I’ll be the first widow in history to find a way to haunt her husband’s ghost, or I’ll go batshit crazy trying.
    4 points
  2. Desiderius Price
    For rigorous exercise and weight loss, try moving. All that packing, shuffling things around, really gives you a work out… (sigh… this stage nearly over...not quite, almost)
    2 points
  3. DemonGoddess
    Changing ISP. Giving it a couple days to see how well it all goes, and then calling the old one to disconnect
    2 points
  4. Ghost-of-a-Chance
    The names companies are giving scent notes is getting out of hand. Used to be, if you got migraines from certain scents, you could read the description and avoid them. Now what do we get? Sunshine, buttery yellow, and good intentions. Cool tavern nights, scheming, and filtered moonlight. Mother’s embrace and [insert random thing/place/plant that only exists in fiction]. Suspicion, the Halls of Moria, and Ancient Evils. Like, what the actual fuck is any of that supposed to smell like? For all we know, it could smell like expired hemorrhoid cream and garter snake pee or burned broccoli and crushed stinkbugs. Sometimes I wish we could make fragrance-selling companies—all of them, not just candle or perfume companies—scour their stores for a product that doesn’t trigger a migraine based on a specific profile. I’d pay money we don’t have for the chance to point and laugh whenever they realize that suspicion actually smells like ripe skunk ass and regret. In other words, three things are happening simultaneously. I get migraines from certain scent notes, will be stuck in a small, confined room with a flatulent, Mexican food-obsessed husband for a week with no escape, and won’t survive it without a quality fart-defense spray. White Barn thinks that A, cotton candy smells like peonies, and B, everybody knows what fairy dust smells like, not just the people who snort it. I apparently don’t have enough to complain about in my life, and I’m getting too old to just roll my eyes without pterodactyl screeching into the void about it. Oh, and 4: If I could, I’d go around smelling like black licorice. Just straight black licorice—none of that dried orange rind, aniseed, and Halloween Nights horseshit—just the kind of smell you get from diving nose-first into a bag of Wiley Wallaby black gold, but in a perfume. I’d never quit sniffing myself, it would be awkward for everyone, and I’d be too happy to give a ripe skunk's ass.
    2 points
  5. DemonGoddess
    This heat dome can go away any time now… 😡
    2 points
  6. Ghost-of-a-Chance
    It should not take half a year to get a surgery scheduled. If my husband ever manages to injure himself badly enough to need surgery again, so help me, I’m chucking him out a window. I mean, our windows are only a few feet off the ground, but maybe the short drop will knock his loose screws back in place. He could have made this less stressful. Anyway. Here’s hoping this time next month we’ll have good news.
    2 points
  7. GeorgeGlass
    Welcome! As one who posts all kinds of objectionable stories here , I can tell you that this site allows just about any sort of content. The few exceptions include fics about real people who are underage (eg, child actors) and of course plagiarized material.
    1 point
  8. InvidiaRed

    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update

    1 point
  9. robocryptid
    Thank you!
    1 point
  10. BronxWench

    Spam review

    GeorgeGlass reacted to BronxWench for a topic

    I’ve hidden the review for now, and submitted a report.
    1 point
  11. Ghost-of-a-Chance
    I’ve got a bizarre and random question for all my fellow Americans from The South and Might-as-well-be-the-South. Exactly how many definitions or uses do you recognize for the word “Waller,” and what are they? (Verbs, nouns, etc. are all accepted.)
    1 point
  12. Seaman

    A message to my fans

    BronxWench reacted to Seaman for a topic

    “Wholesome hot stuff” is an unusual combination. 🙂 Truthfully, back in the day when your porn was available only as a paperback book that cost $2.50 when all the others were 75¢ my wife liked hearing it read aloud while she worked me over. She wanted something more explicit than your typical bodice-ripper romance novel but the really explicit stuff was so poorly written – to say nothing of misogynistic – I decided to write our own. Using WordStar and a dot matrix printer they were short, about for or five double-spaced pages. Frequently we would set them aside before reaching the end to concentrate on each other.
    1 point
  13. BronxWench

    Wtf

    DemonGoddess reacted to BronxWench for a question

    If you’re trying to do this as a registered user, you may have to activate the account first. If you can give me your archive profile url, I can check that for you. If you’ve already activated and set the new cookie, and you get the age verification again, you have to go the root domain and refresh the cookie. The refresh is simple: go to https://www.adult-fanfiction.org and click yes. You won’t need to clear anything to refresh the cookie. To set the cookie the first time, this is how you do it: First thing, before you proceed. DO NOT use anonymous browsing for this part. You can go back to it afterwards. Be sure to do this from the main page: https://www.adult-fanfiction.org No matter WHICH browser, you must clear cache and cookies for ALL TIME. If you are using Apple products, you must clear cache in all your devices as the products link together. After doing the clear, close and restart your browser. Finally, you need to force refresh. (Press Ctrl+F5) That should fix the issues. You should be able to proceed once you do that.
    1 point
  14. DemonGoddess
    We had some interesting weather very early this morning. My daughter was stuck at work for the tornado warning that triggered at 12:21 am. At least she got payed for staying over…. Me, as always, slept through the whole thing. 🙃
    1 point
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