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  1. It’s the holiday season again. Celebratory times down in the village. The lights are up, the tinsel’s out, Old Tup and his fellows are a’roaming for beer money. Locals keep thanking me for ensuring the sun will come back over the next few years. Not really sure what they mean, but as I’ve been invited to be guest of honour at the seven yearly village feast I’ll put up with the local turns of phrase. Last feast was just before I moved here, actually. Oddly enough, the guy who rented Blot Cottage before me was guest of honour then. Poor guy tripped and fell on a “flint knapped biface”,whatever that is, up Ritual Rock on the moor where they have the feast, I heard, so it became available at a great price. I hope you all have a nice time as well! Seasons greetings to all of you!
    6 points
  2. “Hello, tech support? Yes, I clicked the wrong button and a rampaging porn monster burst from my machine…. yes… yes…. yes I did try turning it off and on again…. I showed it a JayDee story followed by an InBrightestDay one… No, it’s already eaten all the cookies… it’s currently in the other room trying to order a big meat pizza it can’t afford to pay for and then hire a plumber to “clean some pipes out.” Look, just tell me how to stop it playing cheesy synth music every time it starts doing something.”
    4 points
  3. Pro tip: When it comes to burying bodies, remember to call 811 before you dig!
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  4. I am getting dangerously close to actually finishing Meaningful Gifts, but I’m probably not going to have enough time to do much more than proof-read. I’ll try and polish it a little, but it’s still going to be kind of a first draft, so I hope it goes alright for anyone who reads. 😅
    4 points
  5. For all of us who celebrate, may the light return after this longest night. Solstice Blessings! 🌅
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  6. It Kinda feels weird when you’re finishing up a series. But Writing the ending to Duncan and Co feels cathartic. <3
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  7. Checking back some (ok, seached the forum for ‘Meaningful’ :D) , I see you’ve been working it on and off since at least 2020. I know that feeling, trying to take the time to get something down exactly right. I generally just said screw it and tossed out something wrong instead :D I for one remain looking forward to it. I like some antici…. pation! [/Dr Frank N Furter]
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  8. Got my Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy on 12/2/25, before the surgery I was 75lbs down but now in total I am about 85lbs down since the surgery
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  9. I’m currently looking for active forum members interested in beta testing the New Archives system that is currently under development. Message me if interested.
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  10. Oh, I didn’t realize this was actually on the table as a possibility. Good to know. I’m liking the upgrades you’re making so far.
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  11. It’s not there yet, right now we are in the process of doing a site wide code upgrade. A link to the development beta will be available to members near the end of December.
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  12. I have wondered something similar in the past. Sometimes it feels good to know who likes you.
    3 points
  13. Happy New Year to everyone on the Gregorian calendar! Just happy to be here to everyone else!
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  14. Happy New Year from NYC, and good riddance to 2025… 🎉🍾 (As a friend said last night, he’s giving 2025 zero stars on Yelp—does not recommend)
    2 points
  15. I’m gratified to learn that there were already several Zootopia stories here before I posted mine! That seemed like an awfully big gap in fandom. I’ll definitely give them a look.
    2 points
  16. It was actually no trouble at all, with the new beta. I do want to check with manta before I attempt moving the one from Movies to Cartoons, however. We have a new widget for that as well, but there were all sorts of cautionary statements, and I’m likely to end up summoning something I can’t banish...
    2 points
  17. I was able to move the stories in Cartoons to the proper subcategory.
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  18. I am sure we can manage.
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  19. DemonGoddess

    Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday!
    2 points
  20. This made me think about how many authors I’d recommended. I mean, there’s been a few writers I’ve really enjoyed over the years, so I went and looked. Zero! Zilch! Nada! Sweet Fanny Adams! The square root of fuck all! My “recommended authors” page has less names than the 2025 member’s list at the Harvey Weinstein appreciation society. No idea why I never engaged with the author recommending feature, considering I was at least vaguely active on the archive for a while there. At least I apparently recommended a few indvidual stories over the years on the recommended reading page. Stuck a story link or two in my forum sig. I suppose one way to look at is an author as regularly active and established as George only ended up with 150 odd recs out of all those users slamming the view count up on every story, and in a related point otherwise engaged/active users like me just never even used the feature, not receiving receving a rec doesn’t really mean anything bad.
    2 points
  21. I’m pretty sure I’m getting old, but I’m in denial.
    2 points
  22. OMG that works! It pulls up both “Recommended Authors” and “Recommended Reading” lists, but that’s great because it creates a vast pool of other authors and stories I might like to check out. Thank you! I’m not sure about the alt account thing, though. Jan has a lot of time on her hands these days.
    2 points
  23. That’s a feature on the Site > Members menu, showing the top 50 recommended authors, and should be available to anyone from the archive home page. (Just click on the three little bars, and you’ll see the submenus.) It’s a fun little Easter egg, I think!
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  24. Ask and you shall receive! https://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600110635
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  25. Hey, so a bit random but while just messing around trying to get back into my archive account I saw there’s now the most recommended authors listed on the members page (I don't remember it before!) sadly it doesn’t say who has George recommended, but I couldn’t help but go “Wow” at the numbers there. After George at number one, the most recommended authors at 2-5 only just have more recs combined than George does on his own! A very popular author, it seems, I for one am hoping to find time to read that Zootopia fic. I do like me some rabbit cop. And it would surely be nice to read a Zootopia fanwork that doesn’t leave me thinking Arby’s. Well, unless it does. I assume she gets the meat at any rate. The page I was stumbled on with the list: https://members.adult-fanfiction.org/ (-does everyone else see that table at the top? Wasn’t sure if it was just showing because of how I reached it or something. “Top 50 Recommended Authors”?) And back on topic slightly, I think a google search using a search string like this in bold would bring up most of the recommended authors pages with your username on it, probably missing some, but worth a shot if you then had time to click through them all to see! I’m sure they can’t all be Jan Brady’s alt accounts 😛 site:members.adult-fanfiction.org "recommended authors" "GeorgeGlass"
    2 points
  26. I found the story in the archive and added my poem, “What Am I to You?” IR, would you post the link to the story so others won’t have to go searching for it?
    2 points
  27. I find myself without any good story ideas. But I’ll do a flashfic or another poem if inspiration strikes.
    2 points
  28. I’ve said countless times before, on various platforms, that I’ve given Spotify an identity crisis with how varied my listening habits are. My 2025 Wrapped dropped the other day, and hoo-boy. It’s a mess. My most listened to songs were Labour (Cacophony) and Rasputin; I play them on repeat as background noise while editing so the whine of all the electronics, the sound of the furnace, and even my own breathing won’t drive my misophonic ass bonkers. (I’ve tried countless other sounds, playlists, and various colors of noise, but it all either irritates my ears – my hearing is mildly fucked – or it has “water” sounds that make me need to pee every five minutes. The best substitute I’ve found is, oddly enough, a celtic band that combines bagpipes with hide drums, but I have to tweak the hell out of my sound settings to make it not painful.) My most listened to artist, on the other hand, was Steeleye Span; I listen to a custom folk playlist when I’m trying to write or edit for a certain story that isn’t going anywhere, and it’s disproportionately full of Steeleye Span. My most listened to playlist, however, is 11+ hours of nonstop oldies; it’s “safe” for when I’m outside, with family, or both. Because it’s gotten so much play, the app pegged me as over 70 years old. My second-most listened to list is full of punk, emo, and nu-metal, so I guess it assumed I’m letting my nonexistent grandbaby mooch off my account. I’m a millennial. They just stopped carding me. Ouch. I feel like I should apologize for gaslighting the app, but...yeah. Nah. I’ve got work to do and my brain is working against me enough. (You sure make me do a whole lotta labour.)
    2 points
  29. InvidiaRed

    Winter Holiday 2025 is UP!

    Winter Holiday 2025 is UP!
    2 points
  30. The idea that I should raise the stakes for Maria by making her further enslaved by the dildo came from a reader. This scene when she get the compulsion to masturbate, but cannot act on it since the magic of the dildo has messed a lot with her head seemed like the perfect way to show it for the reader. There are more hypno commands in play than Ronja (or the reader) knows, but there is also a thought that the commands are so effective since Ronja have no real objections to doing the sex. Back in the first chapter she fantasized about Jonathan using hypnosis to exploit her sexually. The reality of that turned out to not be less glamorous than she had imagined, but Ronja is practically the perfect victim for the ghost since she is inclined to like all kind of sex a lot. Yep, seems you are getting it, but are over thinking things. He he, part of humiliation is that somebody must be listening if there are loud sex. Having the girlfriend over and making sure she gets how embarrassing it is with parents listening is bound to make things more peaceful for the parents, at least that is what the mother hopes. It is also worth to mention that it is meant to be general theme that much of the fear about coming out as lesbians is in the girls heads. The people around the girls are all remarkable tolerant compared to what might happen in the real world if girls start to do depraved things. Maybe I should do some short story about such linen ghost costume, that concept has promise. Important for the ghost to stay in character. Just about every place in the story is real. The final chapter will feature some links to real locations of the story for readers that are interested. As for Kristinehovs Malmgård I have never been there for a masquerade, but it is great place for parties. Considering the young men has stumbled over to ads posted by Mikaela it is a continuation from the previous blackmailing. Cannot having her drooling too much over ordinary cocks when she got a obsession with the ivory dildo. Good that you enjoyed it Having the cosplay trigger for once helping the girls was fun. I had to make sure the cosplay trigger also caused some serious troubles. 😉 Ronja put herself on the pill a few chapters back to avoid accidental pregnancies. Sounds promising, I go digging through your stories when I get time.
    1 point
  31. I totally get the limitations of the flashfic format (one of the reasons I don’t dabble in those myself) so the comment was more meant as encouragement that maybe you should consider revisit the topic. Considering that dog has a male name I think there is a lot of potential for gags. The best joke is of course in the title of the story that you already used. It is good that we live in the english speaking part of the world so Zell loves hot dogs. Having the title of the story as Bretzel or Flavored Bread would not been as fitting. 🙂
    1 point
  32. “What do you mean you were only speeding to get Toys R Us open for a sale?” ...Yeah, not quite the same No worries!
    1 point
  33. Another day, another chance to catch up on my New Year’s resolution
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  34. Re: “Traffic Stop” @JayDee In this case, the police really had it cumming. I figured that Nick, being a lifelong con artist and petty criminal, probably knows a lot about how to mess with tech—especially police tech. Size difference was meant to be this story’s central kink, so I did a fair amount of research to find an animal several times Judy’s size that would also project masculinity. (It just wouldn’t have been the same if she’d pulled over, say, a giraffe, regardless of its size.) Thank you! One reason why I like writing porny cartoon fanfics is the challenge of making characters say and do things they never could in canon but that seem in-character nonetheless. Thanks so much for the review!
    1 point
  35. There’s a few misc Zootopia stories, how does it work once a subdomain it added? Do they need moving? I am sure I knew things like this once here. From google there’s at least these ones from misc cartoons – The Knotty Thot https://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096097 What Does The Fox Say? https://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096212 Nick Wilde has a shitty day https://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095625 [from a brief look, this one REALLY lives up to the title!] Lunch with the Mayor https://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095382 Dinner and Dessert https://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095378 And one in movies A Star in the Bed https://movies.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095490 Just seeing this thread I was sure I’d seen some zootopia before so had a quick search. I, uh, I spent a few hours hammering a way trying to remember how to write earlier and sometimes it helps to mess around with google to de-focus
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  36. Woo! Freestyling! <3
    1 point
  37. I have not seen that word before, but googling it shows it is a very accurate description. Good that you enjoyed it. There are meant to be more and more situations when Ronja participates kind of willing, but normally with a different outcome than what Ronja would have preferred. I totally agree about the preference for bestiality. She would have gone there eventually no matter what Mark did to satisfy her. Indeed. As for mutual assured destruction I would say that Maria is finally starting to trying to play it smart, but she is not ruthless enough to really win the game. Mikaela have reasons to think that Maria won’t go through with her threats, but the same does not hold with the landlord. He is probably the most decent, but I think Mark is not too bad. He might take advantage of nude hypnotized girls, but besides that he is rather okay. It is also worth to notice that Ronja has been asking to spend time with him after they had sex at the school so he has good reason to believe she have the hots for him. Maybe working with the story has warped my perspective a bit...taking advantage of hypnotized girl is rather nasty when you view it from a real world perspective. 😉 I will looking forward for another thoughtful review from you. Many thanks for the review!
    1 point
  38. I’ll give it a couple of days for Volunteers for the Beta Testing. If no one other than staff volunteer, then the new site code may just go live and deal with bugs as they show up.
    1 point
  39. @FairySlayer What a lovely comment. I grew up in the Northeast, and I still miss the snow. Nothing else can transform the world around you the way snow does.
    1 point
  40. I’m still at zero recommendations, so no need to reverse-see who’s signed up.
    1 point
  41. Thank you! That has worked. I really appreciated the step by step guide. it must be tough making things fool proof when the fools get down to my level! I’ve made a note for it somewhere I am less likely to lose it this time. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if I wrote the old one down, picked it up a year later and went “No, that sounds unhygenic” and threw it out. Your time and effort for the site is as ever appreciated!
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  42. No problem at all! I didn’t think about the Reading one, but it makes sense it’d come up same way. Google has been come increasingly, well, less than great, but it’s nice to see some of the old search string modifiers pulling through in 2025. BronxWench – It’s a really neat little feature for the site! Yeah, I probably clicked through just as you indicated above to find it, but couldn’t actually remember when I came to post, heh. I may be getting old.
    1 point
  43. Re: “What Am I to You?” @InvidiaRed “A delightful ode to snow and the tranquil quiet of winter! Well Done!” Thank you! I’ve always loved the eerie but beautiful silence that a blanket of snow brings.
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  44. No worries! I’ve sent the links via email.
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  45. I wrote a poem for this year’s AFF Winter Holiday. It’s called “What Am I to You?”
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  46. InvidiaRed

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  47. Okay, I just have to share this because relevance.
    1 point
  48. *dies laughing* I’m telling you, that would be my luck! And I’d probably get extra lashings for random abuse of Gaeilge while they’re at it.
    1 point
  49. *Bronx opens the door to find two men in suits standing outside* ”We work for the Irish government, and we hear you’ve been telling an unhealthy amount of stories about faeries...” “...The Irish government reads Adult Fanfiction?” “DON’T QUESTION OUR METHODS!”
    1 point
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