JayDee

Frying Pan Sure, there’s always room for a spammer. You’re the guy masturbating in the background. Wow, look at you go, you’re spurtin’ like a fuckin’ fount- oh. ow. Shit, dude, it’s not supposed to have blood in it. You need to get that checked. Sooner rather than later I’d say. Thoughts and prayers.

Whohoo! More Mia!

No Mercy in Novac Thank you for your comment! I appreciate you taking the time. I could absolutely see her needing a freakin’ drink in the Atomic Wrangler, although whether it was a bad end would probably depend how much booze she knocked back. I guess after Boone started shootin’ there weren’t a whole lot left of the bad guys though. Thanks again!

She could go with an establishing narration that the gender is unclear, followed by constructions like “The blond\e” or “s\he ran”, or just have the original fair haired thing and then after that go for non gendered descriptors like “stranger” or “helper” or “helpful stranger” similar.

An Actor Abducted Thank you for your review and kind words! I appreciate the feedback.

Shame they didn’t take down all the copied and pasted stories when the first few were raised with ‘em though! “Oh, yes, genuine misunderstanding. It wasn’t nailed down so we figured ‘public domain,’ could happen to anyone, look at Melania with that speech... By the way there’s another baker’s dozen we did the same with, so we’ll delete ourselves...” Would have saved the guest and yourself a ton of work and time identifying and deleting the rest. That’s time you could have spent writing a new work of literature, wandering lazily through beautiful scenery, interacting with family or friends, or even reading fanfic about cute elves wearing each other’s assholes out! Honestly, I do respect the time and effort the staff put in here (and that anonymous guest too, for this case!). I’d always been far, far too lazy.

Diablo 2 had those fucking lightning beetles in the desert. A way to harvest them as cruelly as possible would be fine by me.

I guess part of the problem that led to it is their profile request – If they’re just slapping up on AFF whatever story or edited paragraph people send them, then it’d be really easy for story thieves to harvest stories or paragraphs of stories and mail them over and then BAM! It’s on AFF with some changed names and incorrect attribution.

I’m going from being amazed at the guest’s detective skills to worried that their searches are going to get them on a watchlist somewhere. That’s like half of the user’s stories deleted for being copy/past/name change jobs now – feels like it has been a busy moderation week for you, BW!

That’s some more quality detective work!

Fair enough!

Thanks for the moderatin’ work. How many times do you need to be caught taking stories from other authors to get in the Hall of Shame now? There’s users who only did it once to get in there from years past! eg This'n I’m not planning to go copy/paste myself, just curious as much as anything.

I gotta admire the detective work.

Pregnant in Alabama Thanks for the review! I hope your writing is going well and you’re getting some kickass stuff down. Or fuckass if it’s porn I guess. Male pregnancies aren’t really my thing either (and since it’s a male pregnancy that didn’t involve two male characters, or lots of angst it isn’t most of the usual Mpreg fans’ thing either ) Sometimes I just have an idea and find it rights out pretty easily and maybe is funny or sick or whatever enough to be worth the while. Like this one! I’m still not gonna write an ABDL story though. ...crap, both muses just started laughing.

Pen Name: JayDee Story link: Terminal Promotion Review replies link: Review Replies -TV Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Doctor Who Pairing: The Editor X Cathica Santini Khadeni Warnings: AFFO ChallengeFic COMPLETE Contro MF MCD Rape Violence

I was literally fuckin’ singing the “Holly and the Ivy “ Christmas Carol in my head when I named her. Well, the first verse anyway. Been a good 20 years or so since singing it in school. *Looks up the Japanese* Heh, exactly! I figured it also worked because most folks’d assume it was just a Polish version of Lucas. He’s definitely a power hungry controlling POS, but I think even he can change – heck he’s probably gonna make a great parent. “Son, your pappy used to be a real asshole.” Heh, I half wondered if it was a TV Tropes thing. My tiny reference pool showing there! Ahh I see, yeah, doing it from Lailah’s point of view would probably make for a pretty interesting/more nuanced take on both the wider politics, the ethics, AND Shannon’s mpreg malarky. After all, she’d know every one of the State Senators involved, too.

Well, shit. I’d see cuck thrown around but I just always assumed folks still meant the traditional cuckold sense. I didn’t realise it’d become so detached. Thanks for the explanation! I mean, I disagree with the reviewer that Mike is a cuck (‘the fuck was Mike supposed to do against snake boy? Use harsh language?) but at least I understand what he implied now. And to be fair, Lupa would be fine to meet a dominant alpha male for a drink, but just not any kind of sexual relationship. Also, thank you a whole bunch for the review on Pregnant in Alabama! I say this a lot but I appreciate every review I get. I even liked getting the cuck one, ‘cos even if I disagree it’s great to get an alternate opinion! First one. Whoohoo! The whole thing was a bit of a joke fic, so getting some laughs out of folks for it is the best thing. Naturally Fedoras might make a storming hipster led comeback and leave the gag aging poorly, but at the moment it’s a good ol’ neckbeard m’lady josher. Second one, not only because it's just a good stealth burn, but because it kind of echoes my thoughts on religious extremists. You may have at points heard the phrase "You may not believe in God, but you're doing God's work." That's not meant to be offensive to atheists, but to imply that while the person in question isn't religious, he or she is still helping to make the world a better place. When it comes to groups like the WBC or, now, the politicians behind these laws, I always think to myself "You may be religious, but believe me...you're doing Satan's work." I re-worked that line a bunch. I think originally it was “where I used to live” and I tried a few others, but the rhythm didn’t work. Wasn’t entirely happy with how it ended but the joke’s still in there. There’s that saying about “Standing in McDonalds doesn’t make you a hamburger, standing in church doesn’t make you a Christian,” or whatever the wording is, and that definitely seems to apply to some of the fundies. C S Lewis had a stab at it as well in The Last Battle, with the idea that good done in Tash’s name is actually for Aslan and I think vice versa. I’m not religious but looking at my past stories I’m doing Satan’s work anyway! I also slipped in “Helen Bobbi Heuchler” for the female variant. I called her Holly in the first draft before deciding it was a bit too parody-close to the actual governor, as I wanted to do different OC characters. The surname has a meaning in German, and the Doctor’s does in Polish FWIW. I really wanted to fit in some references to biscuits and gravy and grits, but didn’t get around to it I knew I shoulda gone for the baby of the State Senate, young Greg Bob, with his strong jaw, wavey hair, and six good fingers on each hand. And your first impression is that he had this secret, kinda-sweet crush on his sister when they were both younger, and not, you know, that he was perving on his very not-reciprocating little sister when he was much older. On the other hand, the only senator Shannon wasn't able to seduce was Jim Bob Irons, who apparently has a very, very strong marriage to his half-sister (so strong a succubus's lust magic couldn't break it), so there's some romantic incest in there after all! I was definutely going for the suggestion he’d fancied her when he was about the same age/slightly older, it was basically me doing a little Alabama incest meme’ing to demonstate how lusty he was gettin’ In Shannon’s defence, given time and inclination I’m sure she could eventually seduce Irons, but she’d hard a long hard (guffaw etc) night by that point and he sure was in love. Plus it was another chance for an incest gag. That cutoff was so beautifully timed I can't tell you how hard I laughed. Thank you! Normally, it would be unwise to make such an assumption, but in this case, the Alabama law exempts fetuses created via in vitro fertilization. Those are definitely unborn humans, but since they're not inside a uterus they receive no protection, almost as if this is less a pro-life law and more an anti-choice one... At any rate, I just thought that point was well-made. I mean, I’ve kind of simplified it down a bit, but, hell, I’ll blame that on the Doc being a little fuzzy after Shannon ‘throated him on his driveway. Thanks though! I'm seriously tempted to write the side story about Lailah getting roped into this now. Hahaha! I hadn’t thought of that side of it. If I’d done the Kizzy epilogue I thought of, “What did you hope to achive in Alabama?” “O-” “Besides orgasms?” I think I’d have had Shannon pointing out that she had made an especial, hard work/draining effort to ensure there were proper mortal babies, and this was shown by the fact that as soon as they’d been conceived she’d sensed the Angel of Conception doing her thing, but you could absolutely do a fun story with Shannon getting her buy in first. But I didn’t really want to do a myth story, so I just used the bare minimum reference to keep it original (I’m pretty sure Billy Bob is hallucinating later.) “Hey Sweetie!” Temira glared and raised her spear, “You. You don’t belong here! I’ve told you!” “Totally agree with you. Can Lailah come out to play?” “Begone-” “THOT?” “Dem- what?” Or something. Anyway, thank you again for the review! I’m glad it made you laugh and totally understand how it didn’t make you aroused.

I got this comment from someone on A Gamer Girl With Bite on ‘nother site that Mike was a cuck… I can only assume the word has changed meaning since he wasn’t in any kind of relationship and was the only dude who had sex in the story. And even then, I was happy just to get a review! Moving on to AFF review reply – Pregnant in Alabama – There’s no truth in the rumor I wrote this lust to disappoint the folks who wanted to read the undead Gertie story instead. I had a couple of ideas for epilogues, one of them would have explained what Kizzy thought of Shannon’s southern shenanigans, but I figured it wouldn’t mean much to most readers. The other would have covered who donated the eggs Shannon used, and what she was getting out of it. Also, I’m not gonna stop cracking mpreg jokes. JD = Jypocrite Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment! Folks all love the schadenfreude. I guess in this story Karma’s more of a slut (proudly so!) but a lot of my stories have involved something unexpected and occasionally unpleasant happening to someone so I could argue I’m thematically consistant Thank you again, I always appreciate thoughts on my stories!

Pen Name: JayDee Story link: Pregnant in Alabama Review replies link: Review Replies -Original Type of fic: ShortStory Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Original Pairing: Succubus OC X State Senator OC Warnings: Abortion Anal Bigotry ChallengeFic COMPLETE Contro FD Fingering HJ Hum MF MPreg Oneshot Oral Rim TF

I now have a mental image of the Diablo 2 Sorceress’s lightning powers being harnessed towards charging a smartphone. *Hits chain lightning* *Phone explodes Samsung style.* “Whoops! Too much juice there….”

They do say that writers should write what they know. That’s why I write about a werewolf. No exactly, that’s what the codes are there for! There’s about half the Minor2 stuff I’m fine with and half I avoid, but I’d never criticise folks who do want to write or read it. You’ve both got a good story starting there and I hope it gets a lot of reads and reviews. Also, about the setting – I genuinely thought I’d somehow mis-read the summary it’s easy to miss a word if you’re reading fast, and purely coming from some of your past stories I’ve read being set in Britain I had that mental image. After both kilometres and arse had appeared I figured it had to be the land down under instead, but until then I wasn’t sure.

I’d have sworn it just said “country town” rather than “Australian country town” when I read it on the archive! I’m guessing it was right up against the side of the window and that’s how I missed it, hence the semi-query in my review. D’oh.

A Gamer Girl With Bite Thanks for taking the time to look at the story and comment, I appreciate it. Rumor has it Eparlegna later denied ever having known Janet. “Fuckssakes, you don’t stick your tentacles in crazy.” Maybe she meant to summon him in his normal form but she got the pages stuck together and there was a spaghetti recipe in there too. Janet’s an odd character. I didn’t really think I’d ever put her in a story again, but here she is… I’d say I’m pretty good at writing self owns, but most of ‘em are about me! Thanks again for the comment!