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  1. JayDee

    It’s the holiday season again. Celebratory times down in the village. The lights are up, the tinsel’s out, Old Tup and his fellows are a’roaming for beer money. Locals keep thanking me for ensuring the sun will come back over the next few years. Not really sure what they mean, but as I’ve been invited to be guest of honour at the seven yearly village feast I’ll put up with the local turns of phrase. Last feast was just before I moved here, actually. Oddly enough, the guy who rented Blot Cottage before me was guest of honour then. Poor guy tripped and fell on a “flint knapped biface”,whatever that is, up Ritual Rock on the moor where they have the feast, I heard, so it became available at a great price. I hope you all have a nice time as well! Seasons greetings to all of you!

    1. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

      I see nothing concerning about this whatsoever.

  2. JayDee
    Man, there used to be so many more forums for everything, now I don’t even know where I’d find one in 2025. Nope, not a clue. JayDee, annoyed by those trees blocking the view to the wood* *I’m meaning a gentle arboreal idyll, not some throbbing meatstick**. **a euphemism for the penis*** ***There’s nothing especially wrong with slightly odd footnotes, but when you get into feetnotes you risk summoning Quentin Tarantino
  3. JayDee
    Fucked if I know tbh! I suspect the old owner just moved on. Decade+ is a decent time to run a forum. As for the writers I recently heard Deathstalker was now on A03 (under DeathstalkerLives), dunno where others went. I suspect any still active moved to other sites as DS did, so will likely show up from username searches/story titles or similar. I hadn’t been active there for a long time, I’m afraid, so don’t know any ins or outs, but I’ll edit the link out above now it’s gone.
  4. JayDee
    The Monster Under The Bed x My Sleep Paralysis Demon (Those fucking squelching noises, I swear, it’s grim folks, grim).
  5. JayDee
    Thank you again - makes sense, thanks also for the explanation! I really appreciate all the support.
  6. JayDee
    Hi, I was looking through my story profile yesterday and noticed that following the site updates one of them has ended up with a lot of the details stripped out and placed in the “missing data” catagory Edit – link removed as now sorted! First thing I did once I had the system access back was to go in and try to update it, but having filed in the fields (most of the info is luckily at the top of the story in the header notes) when I tried to submit it it went to a screen with a white rectangle and no message, then when I went back to my profile the story none of the updates I keyed on the story manager had saved. Is there a different process with stories in the ‘missing data’ category? I’m happy to do whatever’s needed but thought I’d check here. I could just delete and repost, if needed, but that would cause it to appear back on page 1 and possibly ruin someone’s day and I swear there used to be some rule against doing that anyway without any changes on account of people would do it to get visibility back on a story. Or that may have been another site. I dunno it’s been damn near 20 years… Fingers crossed this is my last tech support question now!
  7. JayDee
    Yay, that’s done it! Thank you!
  8. JayDee
    Thank you! Yes, the new email was in my spam folder too so I know what happened to the original at least The first link worked with the reactivation so I then tried the password reset one but it had the message “This Password Reset is no longer Valid” I don’t think I waited too long to click it! Sorry for all the hassle with this – any ideas please?
  9. JayDee
    Good day all. I think the email may for validating may have gone to spam for me as i don’t remember it. Could I possbly impose and ask for it to be re-sent? I don’t know that I’ll ever be writing again but at least I ought to do my bit to log in and delete any spam link reviews if they return. Thank you kindly JD (Not the couch guy. Although I did once read a story about a horny killer couch. Well, possibly killer – it was all a bit supernatural and the person may well have popped out unharmed somewhere else with a new concern about upholstered seating. I almost feel like I should change the pen name but knowing my luck any name I changed it to, 3 days later someone of the same name would have a story passed around on twitter they’d made sweet love to the Statue of Liberty’s sandal. I forget where I was going with this.) Edit: Profile link – http://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296777934
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    Not exactly a fandom but a book. I won’t read it. I live on my own these days and nobody makes the long trip up the hill to visit anymore so I have a pretty good idea what I’ve got in the house, and I know for a fact I did not buy that book. I certainly didn’t borrow it from the library. (They are good people there, the librarians, dedicated, and they have standards even in these days when their power and their glory is unknowingly ignored by so many). Sometimes it’s on the shelf. Sometimes it’s on the table. I’ve seen it in the kitchen cupboard and I found it in the attic when I went to investigate the noise (a swallow had got in, and driven to panic by the tome wished to get out. I helped it. Of course I did. I’m no monster no matter what the villagers said). The cover has a nice blue, though the face that gazes from it is not appealing and speaks of an unhealthy appetite, of wealth gained too young. The pages rifle pleasingly in the breeze, even in a still room. I don’t care. Offer me what you may. Tempt me, taunt me. I can’t be bought, or broken. The line is drawn, underlined, surrounded by unevenly doodled pentagrams, in both black, and in red. I’m never gonna fucking read "May I Have Your Attention Please?" the autobiography of James Corden. This I swear by the old gods, the new, and those yet to come.
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    The Boy Who Ate Shit And… Sorry for the slow reply! Thank you for the review. I’ve recently found out some of my stories inadvertantly cause petrification so it may have been a turning to stone rather than arousal! Ahem, I recently saw an episode of a show that had Helena Bonham Carter’s blood-spattered character suffering with constipation on a toilet through a musical-fantasy sequence and it inexplicably reminded me of writing this filth. Funny old world.
  12. JayDee
    White Snow, Red Snow, Yellow Snow Hi! Thanks for trying to review, but unfortunately it’s showing blank so I don’t know if you were going to be negative, positive or a mixture of both
  13. JayDee

    Still hoping to get back and read! There’s a new Thundercloud chapter fer wossnames sakes! If I end up reading the christmas stories same time as halloween so be it, but I’ve either been busy, away walking, or had no internet. Bit of a shitter. Away again after today for a while.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Only for long enough to write that status and this reply! Hoping to be back more after Christmas though.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Aw.  Well, cursed internet!  More time to write?

    4. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

      I might manage to finally write Meaningful Gifts this year, so you might have smut from me before the year ends.  Fingers crossed, everyone.

  14. JayDee
    Well. It’s October. I got nothing worth a damn. Hardly have any ideas. Forgot how to write. Even reading is proving tough to maintain concentration. But, here: ** A vampire suffers from low self esteem because the others are all Counts while he is just a local squire. ** An exhibitionist finds themselves trapped amongst the deaf, mute, and blind. ** After a particularly heavy session on Arthur Guinness’s finest, The Dullahan wakes up to find his head has married one sister and his body has married the other, and they hate the sight of each other. His hungover horse says “I did say nay.” ** A user splits Microsoft’s One Note into two notes and the resulting energy release scours the surface of the Earth clean of life, except for a group of deep miners who emerge into the smoking ruins of the world. ** A supervillain launches a diabolical scheme to turn all the world’s porn furry. ** As the heat death of the universe finally winds down to stillness at the end of all things, a stillness that cannot even truly be called eternal for eternity requires the passage of time and even time will end, Valve releases Half-Life 3 ** The abandoned Mars Rovers return…. and they are HORNY.
  15. JayDee
    The oddest sentence I got was one Neptunian year in prison for that incident where I offended the ambassador and nearly caused a solar system wide war
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    You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Moisture Farm… Thank you for your comment. It’s definitely not the best written Star Wars storyline. Though possibly still better than anything in The Phantom Menace with Jar Jar. I wrote it as a request for someone. I don’t think they ever reviewed it. Incest between consenting adults with no difference in power or control levels (and not having kids because jesus christ look at some of the aristocratic families) oughta probably be nobody’s interest but their own. Not that that’s what is shown here of course, this one’s rapey.
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    For the Honour of The Slytherin Well… this is an odd comment. I’m certainly going to Hell if such a place exists, and I am disgusting, but I’ve no interest in children and have never written minor1 stories, or any minor2 stories with characters under 16 –and as I’ve got older I’ve tended away from writing stories with even 16-17 year old characters, although this one was written back when I was a lot closer in age to the characters. I can only assume that this comment came from someone who masturbated so furiously over a story featuring actual children that, having blown a prostate-punishing load into their own eyes, they accidentally clicked the wrong story to comment on during the waves of post-orgasmic guilt.
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    The Crushing of Cassie Cage Nice comment! Thank you!
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    Mindy's Revenge Thanks for the comment! Yes, yes she is! The best shot of Chief Wiggum’s career! Entirely unintentionally. Thanks for your comment
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    *Clicks link* “OH MY GOD! JERSEY CITY!”
  21. JayDee
    I came back to about 30. Have been through deleting. Like others, I do prefer keeping my anonymous reviews open!
  22. JayDee

    I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self-centred as it sounds when they’re the one who died, but I gotta try and move on a bit. Hoping to catch up on reading soon, especially the new halloween story jam you’ve got going on.

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    2. Sparrow

      Sparrow

      Sorry to hear about that, friend. You have my sympathies.

    3. InBrightestDay

      InBrightestDay

      Just here to say what everyone else is.  I’m sorry for your loss, and if talking will help, I can always listen.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Thanks all, I really do appreciate it. Sorry I’ve not managed read/review catch up yet.

  23. JayDee

    Gotta continue taking a break for a while, I’ll be back to catch up and finish reading some ongoing stories when I can. Stay strong everyone.

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Wish that’d work with the bosses at work….

    2. Thundercloud

      Thundercloud

      I wish you good luck.

  24. JayDee
    Small voice from the back: “Couple of large jugs…. of wine please.” As a disgusting pornographer with almost no fictional morals I say ‘No problem! Go with whatever makes ya happy Porn boobily and make the breast of it!” but I feel like reddit’s MenWritingWomen subreddit and possibly wider groups would react to the above with much the same level of hospitality showed by the maenads to Orpheus. You could alway counterbalance it with description of the man, “The sot’s undersized cock twitched in his breaches like a distressed otter, spraying his fear from a tiny slit shaped strangely like the dry lips of the old preacher. An jagged scar near the base told of the time he’d tried urinating in a Pike filled river, meanwhile his alcohol-damaged testicles hung loosely in a hairy sack that grew damp in the voided trickle.”
  25. JayDee
    “Fuck you, you cunts!” “Gosh Harry, you’re talking like a local already.” “CUNTS!” “Yes, you are too Luna.”
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