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JayDee

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  1. You can’t buy the site. You have to be given the ceremonial dildo by the Lady of the Lake. It sounds bad, but it’s better than the old method of having to pull it from the stone. You ever hear stone moan? It’s horrific.
  2. For the Honour of The Slytherin second review this month! I wonder if it’s been linked somewhere? Thank you for your review. I’d agree it’s pathetic, but I’m really not seeing either the glamour or the encouragement. I mean, it’s in a bare stone room and emphasises how much it sucks for Hermione. Anybody who’d read that and think “Yep, this would be good in the real world with real people” is going to be already messed up in the head. As for adult sites having limits – On sites creating content (videos etc) using real people the limit should be whatever consenting human adults choose to do/act out with each other without any form of non-fictional coercion (and adult roleplay with whatever limits the participants set). In fiction, fuck it. There’s loads of stuff I’d not want to read at all, but I don’t see any problem with creativity from them as has it and write it. Ensure any trigger content is clearly signposted so that people who do not want to read it can avoid being subjected to it, but beyond that it’s for people to decide what they want to read or write in fiction. I suspect it is not something we’d agree on ever but thank you again for the review.
  3. Intimidated by the big thread game? Just want some closure? From Appalachia and feel like counting all your fingers? This is the forum game for you. How it works: Read the most recent post in the thread carefully. Type the next highest number. Submit the post. If the highest number in the most recent post is 11 the game is over. You’re too late. If it’s above 11 some guys from up the more rural hollows were taking part. If it’s not here at all the mods didn’t see the funny side. So. Here were go. It begins. 1
  4. JayDee

    Bath?

    The original x-men of Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Beast, Angel, and Iceman? Soaping each other up?
  5. See, I didn’t know that, s’why I asked I looked into it after you mentioned it, found this – https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2017/12/icbm.html and I gotta say it’s pretty funny they changed from IBM to ICBM within a year because of nerds making the same mistaken association I did – IBM corp wins the day! Always worth knowing something new. Yeah, will do – I’m a little busy right now!
  6. ˙˙˙ssǝlu∩ ˙ʇᴉɯɹǝʞ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇ,usɐʍ ʇᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ʇoƃ I ƃuᴉppᴉʞ sɐʍ I
  7. *Nodding* Gotcha. Kermit’s the power behind the power.
  8. For the Honour of The Slytherin Danke sehr aufmerksam! Es gibt zwei weitere Geschichten – For the Profit of The Slytherin Revenge Of The Ravenclaw Entschuldigen Sie bitte meine schlechten Deutschkenntnisse.
  9. If Glykon turns out to secretly be the villain behind all the bad stuff I’ll be dead disappointed.
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    The Unreviewed

    People read it and wonder why it feels so short, anxiously unaware 1.1m of the recorded words are fnord.
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    The Unreviewed

    It’s a toss up as to whether it’s 1200 extra people who thought it too fuckawful to review, or one person going back that many times in disbelief at the sheer amount of typos.
  12. You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Moisture Farm.. Nah – Palpatine’s Granddaughter’ll team up with the old but still tough Ahsoka and fuck everyone up! Coulda been worse- he didn’t kill any younglings or sandwomen at least :D Thank you for your comments! Much appreciated and made me smile :)
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    The Unreviewed

    I wrote more on the first page of this thread than I have in the last 12 months.
  14. A link on reddit that doesn’t go to Rick Astley singing “Never gonna give you up”? It had to happen sometime! Thanks! And it’s never too late to leave copious reviews :p
  15. They’re over there, shaking their fists at George R R Martin.
  16. Had a quick google – this reddit thread suggests they got a DNS issue. Guess it’ll be back when resolved – https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/m6t86r/has_asstrorg_shut_down/
  17. Sometimes they just need cleaning up a little, hence the expression “Bring a bucket and a mop for this work in progress.”
  18. Definitely an interesting way to go about it -I hope it didn’t seem like my thoughts were negative/critical on the theme – I’ve written gangrape stuff myself after all!– but a testament to your writing skills in making the tentacle monster really sympathetic! I’ll have a look at the other one at some point, possibly not today “Do you have any books on the supremacy of the aryan race?” “...step into my parlour.” *puts lunch break sign out* No probs!
  19. Damn it all! Those malware injected old sites are why we can’t have nice things At least there’s still the Sexy Losers strip that partially inspired it which is very NSFW – https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/016/ Edit: 22 years since original posting! Where the fuck did that time go?
  20. That’s the one! Tentacoo wape was what a young tentacle monster thought people said when hearing about tentacle rape without having any idea what either actually meant! That strip had some great characters and absolutely filthy jokes. Got a tvtropes page so can’t be porn! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic
  21. Not a great idea to let him mind your parrot either. What was his slogan, something like “if it talks, fuck it?”
  22. Just had a 15 year old “TENTACOO WAPE!” flashback to good ol’ Uncle Ghasty
  23. Bart the Ripper That feeling when you have to go back 14 years and five pages of Simpson stories to find a Bart/Lisa story you haven’t yet messily defiled yourself over and the author has wasted your arousal by having them at 18 and 20 instead of what gets you going and so, one handed, angry but resolute, you leave your feedback. Then, finding your edge again, you continue back further, ever further, to the old archives on stuttering servers, bytes dying, looking for the very earliest Simpsons smut, where Smithers was still black. ...thanks for taking the time to leave a comment!
  24. Just wanted to say again I enjoyed the first parts of Wishful I checked out and the author notes showing more of the effort going into it are super interesting! Quality writing as ever Mr Glass.
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