JayDee

A Fate Worse Than LV-426 because as TVTropes says, ‘Vasquez always dies’ 10 years since the last review! Thank you for the review! I’m really glad you enjoyed it. Sorry about the length. I guess I’ve always been a shorter form writer. I blame the muses. Only not too loudly because if they hear they might make me write more WAFF. I’m glad you enjoy the necro stuff, a lot of folks say they find it ‘cold’, ‘stiff’, ‘unmoving’ in an emotional sense! I am not sure the last one I did now… feels like a while. I still chuckle over that corpse humping sex dwarf scene in the Tonks story… I may be broken.

Under Joan’s Bed is one of those little flashfics I have a soft spot for. Always nice to have someone else find and enjoy it! Thank you for the review! I’m really glad to hear that you enjoyed it. Sadly I didn’t ever do a lot else similar but it’s great you loved this and the review is much appreciated.

Awesome! I am going to hold off starting reading and reviewing until either Halloween or until mine is finished, whichever comes first, but it sounds like a good’n.

I asked if I could get the Nintendo Seal of Approval on mine. Went all the way to Kyoto. Thirty seconds later they sent Toad. Got the shit kicked out of me by a three foot tall ambulatory mushroom. Barely made it out alive. So, yeah, only 70% done here and no guarantees. I need to re-write the ending and try to make the one sex scene at least slightly appealing. No joke, it may be unintentionally the least erotic thing I’ve ever written. And I did Spyro porn.

Finished a first draft! I’m hoping to find the motivation to edit and polish and upgrade it from “painful to read” to “not fuckawful.” The blood isn’t bloody enough too. Surprised myself getting this far with it really.

I am serious. And you can call me Shirley if you want. Luzurial: “75 years ago I rolled a lot of nat 1s.” She’d be an amoral attorney down in California. Probably mostly defending Janet. “This allegation that my client unleashed a tentacle monster on the school swim meet after some of the athletes bullied her son is preposterous. They were probably just using drugs!” Let him crossdress for a christmas story. Cole in stockings isn’t always a bad thing. Just me then… Chekov’s needle! If Great vengeance and furious anger isn’t in the job description then it ought to be. CS Lewis: “Except Susan, though. ‘cos fuck her.” No, I see it, you have that pretty much all the way through. Not long now… I’m sure it’ll be great! I wish I had your ability to finish stories people want to read!

I don’t think it’s an orphaned story as it’s only posted today but I just noticed on the front page of the Originals archive is a story ‘The expatriates part 1’ which no author listed? Not sure if bug or something else!

Good Luck. We’re all counting on you.

It’s now Thursday and I’ve spent two hours looking at the document and failing to write anymore. At least I’ll be in for the reviews on you folks tho!

So. Sooo. Ages ago I did this flashfic, called Reststop. While the evidence shows I’m pretty much willing to post any old shit , especially as flashfics, It didn’t work for me as a story. Some nice bits of description but the character felt wrong. I showed it to InBrightestDay one time and got the suggestion back that it’d work better with another of my characters – which made a ton of sense - and a great point about silent hunting. I figured well, maybe I could do the needed re-write and submit it for Halloween after all. Then I re-read it and realised it’d need a lot more than just some name swaps, so I threw away 90% of it, started writing again and got about 2400 words down. I don’t know if I’ll finish it, never mind finish it for Halloween, but if I do I’m submitting it for the Halloween party this year. I mean, most of it is confusing drivel but there’s one bit I have in my head that if I can get it written down will be pretty awesome and nicely horror-like gory.

It’s October again. So here we go. There’s a gorgon with an eye defect. She only turns statues to cheese instead of stone. A food critic says her cheese is bland. She turns him to cheese. This plot may require the typing of cheese a lot. Also, the “Gogon Zola” pun name has already been done. ** Jenny Greenteeth visits a frankly terrified dentist. ** Deciding to seek help with his love life a young man tries to invote Aphrodite’s blessing, but messes it up and invokes Thalia, Muse of comedy instead. Cue wacky sound effects and cartoon physics in the bedroom. ** A puppy is sent to hell and all the demons are too terrified of what it must have done to go anywhere near it. ** An (entirely fictional) President dies just before an election, but his party need him alive to get a supreme court pick through what with having no faith the cunt’d be re-elected, so reanimate his corpse and then have to deal with his increasing zombie hunger as the election approaches. But, hey, at least they get to turn the place into a theocracy, right? ** A descendant of Moses uses sea parting for a marine salvage business. ** A Mother and a Crone in Trenton, New Jersey, just can’t find a Maiden anywhere. ** Atropos loses her shears and suddenly people are living forever. ** ...see you next year. Maybe.

I probably won’t get anything written (….ever again), but I’ll try and read and review as many as I can!

Belated Happy Birthday! I hope ya had a good’n.

*Residents of small Irish town begin looking very nervous*

I probably won’t get to do one! But I think I probably only ever did one anyway

Hey George! I’m gonna skip the little sister chapter (chapters?) of Wishful for me own personal reasons and local legal wossnames but I hope to get back and read more on the later chapters. It’s been great so far and I figure I’ve picked up the deal with Valerius from the comments here.

But what if I have a hungry heart? During my glory days people said not to feed me all the time. In the end I came up with a Brilliant Disguise. ...oh, right the other troll. Well, I was born to run so I’ll get outa here.

Bruce Springsteen?

The Taking of Felicia Hardy Thank you for the comment, I’m glad you liked it! Unfortunately I’m going through a long period of not managing to write anything so I probably won’t get to do any kind of similar sequel, but I’m sure other folks might manage it!

They’ve taken ‘em down and put ‘em back up before. No doubt just to tinker with and improve ‘em. They’ll probably be back.

For me it absolutely just depends on whatever idea something gives me and my ability to actually get it written down from my head. I’ve been happy to write in fandoms I know nothing about from requests because of that. My only real “won’t do” for a fandom now is real person fic. I’ve was doing more original stuff when I was writing last because I kept having thoughts about the same characters.

Just begging for an Attack of the Killer Tomatos crossover :p “Were-bimbos?” “That’s right. We were bimbos. We’re not any more. Well, most of us. Will you join us for our symposium on the application of platonic philosophy or did you just want a handjob?” “I, uh...” *Sighs* “Babs? One for you.”

Unleash The Beast ended up being my most “copy and pasted” story of all time. It just kept showing up elsewhere. It may well be out there again at the moment. Watching, waiting. Ready to strike. Who can say? Well, unexpected new review! Thank you for the review! I’ve noticed a lot of folks are super reluctant to review older stories which is likely why this’n from 2008 has 151824 hits and less than 20 reviews so it’s really cool of you to take the time and I’m really glad to hear that you enjoyed this so much! I wish I could still put our stories of this sort of length. Unfortunately most of my other stories are very different and if you liked this you’d probably not enjoy them, with the possible exception of “Corinthian Knot” in Games and “The Horse and His Cock” in books – and the latter might be too short to work for ya with this kind of content. Still, at least you’ve enjoyed this’n and I thank you again for the review.

...have you been working through every discussion on this since 2008 and only just reached this one?