JayDee

“Death has wings and time it flies” as Candia Ridley sang.

“How George got his Groove Back”

Feel free to borrow one of mine! Caitlyn ain’t up to much apart from raising kids in the years after The Rupture. Oh… right… same issue of special…

No, the typo was in my post above*! I don’t spellcheck replies enough on here… *Edit:...ok, previous page now.

That’s ok, I added a new typo to make up for it! “is the ment to be to?”

Harry briefly perused it be he handed it off the Hermione. I figured meant to be before, also is the ment to be to?

I always like to hear when folks spot typos in my stuff – I’m completely oblivious sometimes!

If it wasn’t for the fact I already read and reviewed it just under a decade ago I’d have looked at Claire’s Misfortune because of the Beast and Violence tags! Thanks again for takin’ part.

So not just, “Do you have anything to light the BBQ with?” Shannon went to the basement too ‘cos they were really into her and she was quite happy to fuck ‘em both and they didn’t have anything that could hurt her anyway. I think Kate had promised to “eat both their asses” in case of literal words, so that left Lupa and Kizzy upstairs and Kizzy was gonna read Todd a nice story and Lupa was gonna try not to swear a lot, or roll her eyes at the nice story. I think. Anyway, this version with Yua going from woman to spider to spider-woman on them works waaaay better! I guess I did, at that. Thanks!

As long as someone gets one! It’s just nice they can do co-authors now. Time was, co-authors needed a seperate co-author account.

So here I am, nudging in on @InBrightestDay’s review reply thread to reply on a review on the co-written story Parlor Games! Thanks for reviewing! All of the spider legend stuff is firmly from InBrightestDay. Still… Whore Spider? *Sound of running feet, then Shannon from the After Party story gunning engine back to California...* Yep! All InBrigthestDay that. When I first saw all the atmosphere the dude had brought in I was blown away. It went from a weak-ass home invasion of some teen girls (admittedly stretching the definition of teen for a couple of them. And also girl. But fuck it, so does pornhub caption writers) into a real horror fest. He done good! Definitey wouldn’t mind telling the story of the werewolf she saw bite a dude’s hand off and how she got to be there. Well, kind of a werewolf. Maybe a wolfgirl. One of those. Todd would have survived originally, but I liked how InBrightestDay used it to show how Cody was helping Yua to be more moral in her meals, and asking her to let him go. Gave some more drama to it I thought! Glad to see you liked that he survived :) Thanks again for reviewing! @InBrightestDay – it is your review reply thread so over to you :)

I’ve never been fair in my life and I don’t intend to start now! I wasn’t whoring for that one :p That one got some whole other pimpin’ going down. But, I sure am the paid fuck for this one! So firstly thanks for playing and reviewing and secondly do you have a preference for a oneshot or chapter you want me to review in return or should I just grab one at random, dive in, and try my best not to make too many dick jokes? Yup, that’s the nub of the matter. The nipple on the chest. The glans on… Haven’t done a lot of co-writing so was interested in seeing some reviews on one of the very few efforts. Oh, yours for sure. You did upload it! And it wouldn’t even be on the site if you hadn’t seen something better in it! On that uploading point – did you get a review notification email ‘cos I sure didn’t! Wasn’t sure if it was because I’m a co-author or because review notifications are turned off on it/you, or if they don’t go to anyone on co-authored stories...

Well. Good thing I don’t have an ego!

And taking the nature spirit further you could say that Cody felt the call of nature from Yua. ...sorry. Definitely worked. Does he spend much time hugging her in spider form? Healthy relationship really. Folks have issues develop and work through them. Always get to learn something new with one of your stories! Can always be an echo of canon/partly canon anyway, like The Least I Can Do before the timeskip! “I had a german boyfriend 70 years ago” “Ah! Let the reich one in.”

I haven’t done a whole lot of co-writing, but Parlor Games was basically @InBrightestDay plucking some bits of sweetcorn out of something I squeezed out and adding some real quality and I love how it turned out, but what with the lack of sex, romantic incest, or Kushina* cheating on Naruto it has gone unreviewed thus far so this is me taking the description of this subforum seriously and review whoring! Story link – Parlor Games Description: Chad and Ricky have used Todd, their special needs brother, as their muscle for quite some time now. They move from town to town, finding new girls to, as they tell Todd, "play games" with. One night, however, they pick the wrong house to invade. Codes: AFFO COMPLETE Hum MiCD NoSex Oneshot Violence Words: 3488. Not one of which is “Titicaca”. So, here I am. Turning review-tricks, making like a Winchester Goose of reviews, hooking reviews etc etc etc. Taking advantage of most of the world being stuck inside and having masturbated itself raw over George’s stories, and so looking for something to give their gentials a break. Please review! But am I offering anything in return? A little Hannibal Lecter Quid Pro Quo? A favor for you on this the day of your daughter’s wedding? No. I’m a monster. You all know that by now. Or ought to. Or learned it when you just read that a few words ago. Or guessed when I kept driving this bit into the ground. But I could certainly review something of yours back atcha. Make this a single-story-centric version of one of those review exchange threads that just kind of sputtered and died like my creative spark. I still gotta go to work so I don’t have all the free time some folks do, but seeing as Parlor Games is a short story I figure drop a oneshot or chapter link in this thread if you have a preference for what I review and I’ll do my best to leave an honest, thoughtful review without too many jokes that exist just to make me laugh. Gotta say tho, no sex stuff with under 16s please. I can’t read it! It barely managed it in actual published library books (Haruki Murakami I’m looking at you, you ear loving genius.) Thanks in advance! *Edit: I meant Hinata but looking at the Naruto subdomain, honestly, his Mom works too.

Yay!

Marge's Debt – one of the Simpsons flashfics I wrote back during my year of 52 weekly prompts! This one and the Pegging one were the two basically wholesome ones, while the Mindy and Comic Book Guy ones sure weren’t. Been years since I saw a new Simpsons now. Used to really enjoy it tho, up ‘til 2000 at least I don’t think I saw many bad episodes. Thank you for the review! I appreciate it! You know, I had a funny feeling that as short as this one was you might get something out of it. Tick off a few of your faves, that sort of thing, especially, yes that last line . Looking at it now I wonder at just what Fat Tony thought when the idea was first put to him but at the end of the day he’s probably had odder proposals in a town as wacky as Springfield. Thanks again!

Oh, yes! I remember you saying about cutting it down some. Well, it’s great to see Flynn came through ok. That was a fun little chunk of text, but you do write combat super well. Badass moments for both Luzurial and Gibbs there! Thanks! I was trying to be funny, and if you want to fit it in go ahead! Uh. I typed that before realising the pun, honest. I like seeing yours too!

Another review for Pandemic Head Thank you for the review! I appreciate it and also following the note at the bottom I’m very grateful for you spotting the three typos I’d missed like some kind of crazy fool person. Oh, and thanks for being cool with me tying in the details of the VD building with The Woman in the Statue lay out! I figured that the events of Mike Rapes a Dyke probably happened a little before Whore of Heaven and that’s why there was no mention of them in WoH, but if Mikey’s birthday is at the right date him being 37 there and 50 here and 112 just past New Year later it still fits! But, well, me and math… I think the only reason he would want to go to heaven would be to try to do something unpleasant to an angel. A sound thrashing with the butt of Temira’s spear would no doubt put an end to that before he even made it through the entrance. He’s an unpleasant guy and yet his business was claiming a social benefit doing pro bono defences for men without money for a good legal team. Got them some solid aquittals too. But, well… He doesn’t want to be forgiven and he definitely doesn’t want his victims to forget. He likes the terror and the trauma. That's brutal, befriending Declan, or at least earning his trust, even as he has the man's traumatized daughter murdered. About what you'd expect from the character. After what happened to the guy who was caught red handed hurting Declan’s daughter after Mike had finished with her – Michael probably had a massive, massive oh shit moment when he realised who Declan’s daughter was. Declan explaining she didn’t speak after what Vinnie did to her would not have calmed his fears. I think unlike, say, Cadence he wouldn’t have had any direct pleasure out of getting Lily killed. Still that fear probably kept Declan’s neice Caitlyn safe from being assaulted. That nice single mother of twins, with the helpful and doting brother, whose granddaughter might well have a fine military career. Well, if an ID critter didn’t get her. He’s got it coming. Oh yes indeed. Unless you mean it literally, like have someone tug off the spider gag and hold Cadence’s head to his ass to bite it. Still, could be worse. “Calista, what’s that?” “This head in a box? Cadence. Found her in the VD tower. She’s the subject of my new research project.” “IT JUST BLINKED! IT’S STILL BLINKING!” “Morse Code. ‘My nose itches. Scratch it peasant.’ Now ‘Kill him! Bash his brains in! All men must die!” “It, uh...” “She mostly demands killing, yes.” Thank you! She’s part of that Eparlegna tradition, keeping heads alive. If it was good enough for his mortal mother… I suspect Cadence didn’t even need to murder those six people. Michael was probably there explaining there was a simple, easier version of the summoning, nut, well, homicidally insane. With her dear Daddy passed on since ABGBE there wasn’t anybody to rein her in. So, in a way, Eparlegna probably saved a few more lives. Thank you again for reading and reviewing!

Review for Pandemic Head, written for @kagome26isawsome covid-19 challenge! Thank you for your review! Sapient fleshlight would make a brilliant title for a story, or name for a band. I think the Dutch Wife Fairy created a literal one back in the old Sexylosers webcomic! Yes, things did not go the way Cadence planned with that particular summoning, though anybody who read my story A Big Girl’s Bad End wouldn’t feel entirely sorry for her. Thanks again!

Sexy off the table is fine -maybe have it under the table, or up the wall or… No I kid, I kid. I’m sure whatever ya do’ll be great. You’re a talented writer!

There’s tough love and there’s spousal emotional abuse! But I’m just getting that dick moved vibe from one snippet of two characters I know little about and I’m sure with more context it’s fine!

Sounds like a plan! I managed to surprise myself by writing something – Story link: Pandemic Head Review replies link: Review Replies -Originals Fandom: Original Warnings: AFFO ChallengeFic COMPLETE Contro Inc MF MiCD OC Oneshot Oral Rape Violence It’s only a flashfic but I figure with more extreme content it’s better to overtage

Pen Name: JayDee Story link: Pandemic Head Review replies link: Review Replies -Originals Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Original Pairing: Mike x Cadence Warnings: AFFO ChallengeFic COMPLETE Contro Inc MF MiCD OC Oneshot Oral Rape Violence