JayDee

Finished a first draft! I’m hoping to find the motivation to edit and polish and upgrade it from “painful to read” to “not fuckawful.” The blood isn’t bloody enough too. Surprised myself getting this far with it really.

I am serious. And you can call me Shirley if you want. Luzurial: “75 years ago I rolled a lot of nat 1s.” She’d be an amoral attorney down in California. Probably mostly defending Janet. “This allegation that my client unleashed a tentacle monster on the school swim meet after some of the athletes bullied her son is preposterous. They were probably just using drugs!” Let him crossdress for a christmas story. Cole in stockings isn’t always a bad thing. Just me then… Chekov’s needle! If Great vengeance and furious anger isn’t in the job description then it ought to be. CS Lewis: “Except Susan, though. ‘cos fuck her.” No, I see it, you have that pretty much all the way through. Not long now… I’m sure it’ll be great! I wish I had your ability to finish stories people want to read!

I don’t think it’s an orphaned story as it’s only posted today but I just noticed on the front page of the Originals archive is a story ‘The expatriates part 1’ which no author listed? Not sure if bug or something else!

Good Luck. We’re all counting on you.

It’s now Thursday and I’ve spent two hours looking at the document and failing to write anymore. At least I’ll be in for the reviews on you folks tho!

So. Sooo. Ages ago I did this flashfic, called Reststop. While the evidence shows I’m pretty much willing to post any old shit , especially as flashfics, It didn’t work for me as a story. Some nice bits of description but the character felt wrong. I showed it to InBrightestDay one time and got the suggestion back that it’d work better with another of my characters – which made a ton of sense - and a great point about silent hunting. I figured well, maybe I could do the needed re-write and submit it for Halloween after all. Then I re-read it and realised it’d need a lot more than just some name swaps, so I threw away 90% of it, started writing again and got about 2400 words down. I don’t know if I’ll finish it, never mind finish it for Halloween, but if I do I’m submitting it for the Halloween party this year. I mean, most of it is confusing drivel but there’s one bit I have in my head that if I can get it written down will be pretty awesome and nicely horror-like gory.

It’s October again. So here we go. There’s a gorgon with an eye defect. She only turns statues to cheese instead of stone. A food critic says her cheese is bland. She turns him to cheese. This plot may require the typing of cheese a lot. Also, the “Gogon Zola” pun name has already been done. ** Jenny Greenteeth visits a frankly terrified dentist. ** Deciding to seek help with his love life a young man tries to invote Aphrodite’s blessing, but messes it up and invokes Thalia, Muse of comedy instead. Cue wacky sound effects and cartoon physics in the bedroom. ** A puppy is sent to hell and all the demons are too terrified of what it must have done to go anywhere near it. ** An (entirely fictional) President dies just before an election, but his party need him alive to get a supreme court pick through what with having no faith the cunt’d be re-elected, so reanimate his corpse and then have to deal with his increasing zombie hunger as the election approaches. But, hey, at least they get to turn the place into a theocracy, right? ** A descendant of Moses uses sea parting for a marine salvage business. ** A Mother and a Crone in Trenton, New Jersey, just can’t find a Maiden anywhere. ** Atropos loses her shears and suddenly people are living forever. ** ...see you next year. Maybe.

I probably won’t get anything written (….ever again), but I’ll try and read and review as many as I can!

Belated Happy Birthday! I hope ya had a good’n.

*Residents of small Irish town begin looking very nervous*

I probably won’t get to do one! But I think I probably only ever did one anyway

Hey George! I’m gonna skip the little sister chapter (chapters?) of Wishful for me own personal reasons and local legal wossnames but I hope to get back and read more on the later chapters. It’s been great so far and I figure I’ve picked up the deal with Valerius from the comments here.

But what if I have a hungry heart? During my glory days people said not to feed me all the time. In the end I came up with a Brilliant Disguise. ...oh, right the other troll. Well, I was born to run so I’ll get outa here.

Bruce Springsteen?

The Taking of Felicia Hardy Thank you for the comment, I’m glad you liked it! Unfortunately I’m going through a long period of not managing to write anything so I probably won’t get to do any kind of similar sequel, but I’m sure other folks might manage it!

They’ve taken ‘em down and put ‘em back up before. No doubt just to tinker with and improve ‘em. They’ll probably be back.

For me it absolutely just depends on whatever idea something gives me and my ability to actually get it written down from my head. I’ve been happy to write in fandoms I know nothing about from requests because of that. My only real “won’t do” for a fandom now is real person fic. I’ve was doing more original stuff when I was writing last because I kept having thoughts about the same characters.

Just begging for an Attack of the Killer Tomatos crossover :p “Were-bimbos?” “That’s right. We were bimbos. We’re not any more. Well, most of us. Will you join us for our symposium on the application of platonic philosophy or did you just want a handjob?” “I, uh...” *Sighs* “Babs? One for you.”

Unleash The Beast ended up being my most “copy and pasted” story of all time. It just kept showing up elsewhere. It may well be out there again at the moment. Watching, waiting. Ready to strike. Who can say? Well, unexpected new review! Thank you for the review! I’ve noticed a lot of folks are super reluctant to review older stories which is likely why this’n from 2008 has 151824 hits and less than 20 reviews so it’s really cool of you to take the time and I’m really glad to hear that you enjoyed this so much! I wish I could still put our stories of this sort of length. Unfortunately most of my other stories are very different and if you liked this you’d probably not enjoy them, with the possible exception of “Corinthian Knot” in Games and “The Horse and His Cock” in books – and the latter might be too short to work for ya with this kind of content. Still, at least you’ve enjoyed this’n and I thank you again for the review.

...have you been working through every discussion on this since 2008 and only just reached this one?

*Goes to put head back in box. Sees law books leaning on shelf. Shrugs* Won’t be any minor1 tags for me! And yes, fair assumption on the MCD but there are some exceptions where the death is super quick/not a focus but I felt needed tagging anyway eg The Morpheus Potion where I think there’s only the starting swing of an axe and the death isn’t detailed, or even that Shokan Lust story where there’s one character stomped to death briefly and another dude got skinned/killed in a few lines, but it is by no means a snuff fic. Possibly less violence than the average round of Mortal Kombat really. I’m just not into writing much at all at the moment. Everytime In the past I’ve said I’m through with writing I went back and did something else, so no curious if not saying it will free me! Literally anything of mine could be revised to be so much better! Years ago me and the pervs on Deathstalker’s old forum used to have a “paragraphs of snuff” thread, telling some of that kind of fetish material in just a few sub-flashfic sentences. Some of it definitely hit the spot! I still remember some of their paragraphs now, while they almost certainly have totally forgotten my shit efforts. As bad as they are, the only reason I haven’t stuck a compendium of mine up on AFF is I’d need like one for misc games one for misc books etc and it felt like too much effort doing all the disclaimers. Never underestimate the ability of fetish folk to find just a few words revving their engine. There was that one time I was at the bus stop and a nerdy woman sat down next to me and said “I’m Kizzy. I prefer your funny stuff.” But apart from that, no. And when creating original characters these days I’ll sometimes have a bit of a google search to see if he name is either super common or not appearing for anybody alive! Darn it all! Can’t write fiction but I can jaw for hours on forums on my day off. It’s like 1999 all over again!

Pandemic Head remains the last thing I finished. Considering one of my earliest stories after I changed my penname to JD was Getting Head… it might almost end up as bookend. Almost. I mean, not really but close enough. First off, thanks for the review! You really didn’t have to – at this stage you’ve pretty much read and reviewed everything that isn’t horrific garbage, and at least some of the stuff that is. Was nice to see you’d had the time to look over InBrightestDay’s story tho! Mike’s a lawyer! He specialised in criminal law although once he had his own firm he’s got attorneys in several fields working for him so probably some could be in the biochemical patent side for the scientists! Thanks tho’ fitting is fine by me. Thanks! Funny and disturbing is what I sometimes go for. Then people say “You thinking that is funny is really disturbing.” The only thing I’d disagree with is the niche fetish crowd wouldn’t give a shit about characters or past stories and still enjoy the fucked head. There’s some folks out there with a big thing for still-living-but-unattached-heads getting fucked – I blame stupid sexy dullahans – and it would probably shoot up their quality table for them. Like the dragon-snuff-rape fans who think the Spyro request story I did was great while I can’t remotely see the erotic appeal. But thanks again! So. Up until about 2006 or 2007 I was happy to write real person stories. Amongst other things I realised how fucking easy it was for sickos (I mean, more so) to link the real people or their friends/family to them with social media starting to take off more than forums and the rest and took all mine offline. Plus there were some court cases. I’ve since re-written most of my RPFs to be about OCs or fandoms, and one such story was re-written to be about OCs, and I decided to rename the fictional psychotic girl character as Mike’s cousin, Cadence Van Dijk and her father as his uncle. Much richer branch of the family. There’s none of the fantasy elements in it, it’s just a nasty piece of work with maybe one funny line. Anyway, I’ve got another real person story I still need to re-write and it featured a lawyer character I realised I could turn into Mike and the lawyer’s boss I could turn into Cadence, and have the theme changed from the original idea to be about a mass sacrifice to Eparlegna by Cadence seeking power, and end up as Cadence as an animated angry head who may possibly end up in the possession of one of InBrightestDay’s characters. There may even be a happy ending at some point. Who knows? Anyway, thank you again for the review! At least the story was short so there wasn’t too much cack to wade through for ya. In fact this reply may be longer than the flashfic! heh.

Your grasp of the English language is better than some peoples. I mean, I went to Kentucky once. Ah, yeah, makes sense. Or they could go on an arctic cruise! No need, honestly! I don’t expect reciprocal reviews especially since I was going to read it anyway. That said, if you’re really keen on reviewing, InBrightestDay has a short nosex piece under books The Least I Can Do inspired by the original ending to my Whore of Heaven story! That’s not had a review from anybody but me and you’ve read WoH so you’d probably get something out of it Thanks either way and I look forward to whatever comes next!

Time for something completely knew or do you think you’ll start on a Carmen sequel or similar? Unless the actual year is necessary to the story it’s probably safe to keep on keeping the way you have been – helps stop it get too dated later on! :) I mean, except for the careful Swedish readers. Lot of that around, sadly. Ha! That’s pretty funny but also cool. Will it be super masturbation heavy? I do get why she didn’t with that whole soreness going on down below. Probably would have come out dirtier than they went in as the poet had it. No probs! It’s an entertaining story.