JayDee

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Key's Shaft Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Pairing: Faith X Dawn Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, F/F, F/D, HJ, Minor2, Oneshot, PWP

Ahh, Hay, the prompt so unexpected I ended up first writing a story about a widdle ponsy elf screwing a big tough orc in a surprise-butt-sex situation as a continuation of a previous prompt, then, feeling a request wasn't a good thing for me to enter on a prompt (no comment on anyone else who wants too!) I wrote Blood on the Hay as another continuation of a prompt. I nearly did another TF2 story set up in the 2Fort hay loft, with Engie and Demo somewhat bored on defence and entertaining themselves there but, eh, that's an idea for another time... I half wanted to call the story "What Kate Did Next" as a reference to the old kids book title, but felt it wasn't suitably overblown. Got a review: Thanks for your review! It is not bad at all, the miserable asshole pretty had it coming. I probably could have made him only less likable by having him kick his dogs. Sensible dogs, them, can almost imagine a conversation like "Is that shouting... gunshot... chewing?" I applaud you getting through reading as many prompt entries as you do! I try my best but I cannot match you

Chuck Palahniuk (who??) - You ever hear of the movie Fight Club? He wrote the original book. It's pretty readable unlike some of his other stuff.

Title: Ending the Fan Author: JD/JayDee Rating: Adult+ Summary: Screwing the Adoring Fan seemed a good way to end his Arena obsession, but the Orc Grand Champion soon found herself in a struggle for sexual dominance with the Bosmer. Will she win, or does she secretly want to lose? Feedback: Please read and review! Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion URL: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600086178 AFF - Full Codes: 3plus, Anal, BDSM ChallengeFic, Complete, Exhib, Fingering, F/D, F/F, HJ, M/F, MCD, Oral, RapeFic, PWP, Solo, TF, WIP, Xeno, Violence, Voy, WS BDSM/MCD/WS Note - These apply to final chapter only. The first part was written and submitted in an AFF prompt, the second part was written from an email request and used the Hay prompt, but was not entered in the prompt thread so I am promoting it here instead. There is another part of around the same length intended, also, and that will likely be promptless Thank you for taking the time to read this promotion, if you like the sound of the summary (and few will) please consider reading the story! Edit - As the story has reached 5 parts, I have amended the Summary as above.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Blood on the Hay Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Paranormal/Supernatural > General Pairing: NONE Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, MCD, NoSex, OC, Oneshot, TF, Violence

Another review for The Slumber Party of Evil Doom Thanks for your review! I'd answer your question but I am not 100% sure what it applies too (I suspect the other reviews, in which case I wouldn't be in a position to answer anyway )- I appreciate your compliment on the line, he's obviously the latest to discover the true nature of the Axe Effect...

Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials - has another review, If I was Welsh I'd probably reply with "Mae dy fam yn llyfu cociau mul" but, not being Welsh, Thank you for your review! (And all of those past reviews on other stories. ) These Flashfics are pretty good for compressing info with the 1000 word limit. As for using Australia, I went for the best known country. Very few people can accurately point to Wales on a map. Apparantly it even gives the English some trouble. A Welshman once said to me that the proof the Scots were bigger sheep shaggers was that they wear the kilts, because apparantly "Sheep can hear a zipper coming down from a mile away." How much research he did into that, well, I didn't ask. New Zealand has a bigger ratio of sheep to people than Oz 10 sheep per person says the government website - Polyamorists paradise! The other reason for setting it in Oz was that the last Lara story I did was in the British isles, so, variety!

The Nightmare prompt... I came up with a tremendously self-inulgent plot for this, with the characters I've written particular nasty stories for getting together every time I slept and torturing me... Thank god I just scraped through with a re-tread of a previous prompt story from another perspective. It can be hard to tell dreams and nightmares apart sometimes... Thanks for your review! Well, what more could you ask...? I could have done it as M/M with Shasta manly helping the horse that basically saved him from drudgery. Shasta Hands has kinda a ring to it... Thanks for your review! He's certainly feeling sad and hard done by - and deservedly so with that dirty masturbatin' - , but unloved? Never! Just because they don't want to sleep with him doesn't mean they don't love him as a friend Plus, he's now free to get seduced by the sophisticated elder woman, Queen Susan (She's reckoned the most beautiful around and she's single, so he can step in there ).

A writer meant to use "soul of a slut" but it came out as "should of a slut", leading to me privately wondering how you'd identify particularly slutty shoulders and him promising to find a way to include "shoulders of a slut" in a future story. It made me laugh anyhow

Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials (which now has nine times the hits of the surely better written Scout's Dream! Lara fans apparantly enjoy summaries promising character death) has another review: Thank you for your review! I totally love your prompt responses too! A game I have never played and characters I have never controlled seem very much alive to me under your writing. So it's probably a good thing you didn't use Tetris as the basis. And, yes, it's probably a good idea to leave sheep gods - asleep or no - well alone. That's my motto anyway.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Horse and His Cock - Chapter 3: A Nightmare of Horse Cock Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Books > Chronicles of Narnia Pairing: Shasta(Solo), Aravis X Bree Warnings: AU/AR, Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, M/F, Oral, PWP, Solo, Voy, Humil

Re: sending fire - I had a mental image more akin to a Ghost Buster's proton pack than scrolls and smoke, that's one of those things where readers familiar with the series would know exactly what you mean though so extra description probably isn't needed for the non fans These days fans are more keen on seeing Robin riding the Batpole... We were tough in the 80s! We could take it! We didn't need anime styled Thundercats! etc

Eh, it did get covered about 10 threads below this one but only for about ten posts so unless one of the moderators has a inclination/time* to merge threads I doubt anyone will mind overmuch about a second one... My answer's there FWIW. (*or eagerness to use the merge function. I've seen some moderators elsewhere who just about get orgasmic over it. You kind of imagine the moderator control panel just got a gushing every time you duplicated some old topic.)

As every single possible Harry Potter crossover story has been written on the internet (as of last week when Harry was written into that Oskar Schindler slashfic), This thread's story search had me curious as to whether someone can link me to a story where Harry inherits or otherwise teams up with that other famous travelling trunk, The Luggage? Thanks to any who can point me in the right direction.

Waiting by Spiral Breeze (I think you might need a few posts to be able to post links as an anti-spam measure) Thank you again for taking this request! I have read and reviewed and enjoyed the way you took it. Now at 337 hits with the entirely non-misleading subject and title and still growing!

I'm surprised, amused, grateful and also happy if it gets you writing again!

Sheep... the prompt of doom. 11 stories after the violent unpleasantness of the Yule story, I found myself with overpowering urges to write a story using a "sheep god" and the phrase "sheepchaser" Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials was the result, Lara being in the kind of fandom that allows the finding of weird shit as well as guaranteeing a core of readers who will look at anything with Lara in. Shallow, moi? I don't know how well it's known, but Sheep Dog Trials are pretty popular in a lot of places, and if that wiki entry is right they originated in New Zealand. Go NZ! The trials of the sheep god are somewhat less pleasant, involving transformation to provide food... internal logic there at least! Edit: funny thing, how different fandoms and styles appeal... A fortnight ago's story was a cons M/M dream for Team Fortress 2, and in around two weeks received 86 hits. This story was posted 2 days ago, has a bunch of less pleasant codes, and currently stands at 520 hits! Funny how these things turn out sometimes. Thanks for your review - Heh, personally I think it would be great if all my stories had 1 star. The reason being is that then people would judge them from summary/title/codes/fandom and whatnot. I don't much care for the stars system, but I'd happily votespam all mine down to 1 if it wasn't likely to annoy the moderators for fixing the scores. I can say I have never had a star rating affect my choice to read any stories! The flashfic format keeps 'em short, otherwise I really have a tendancy to get too detailed. That's good for people who like the stuff I'm detailing - or so they tell me - and fricking tedious for those who don't (and they also tell me ) It was certainly meant to be cheesily funny and I am glad you found it amusing! Thanks for your review! You only see my writing about Lara, what you don't see is the many hours I once spent carefully guiding her through bear, wolf and T-Rex infested carverns, past crushing, stabbing and shocking death tracks, and a prick on a skateboard (who was apparantly even more of a prick in the remake...) with barely any death or turning to gold (bloody hand of bloody midas or whatever it was bloody called). I was *good* at Tomb Raider! I went adventuring! Storywise? Uh... I did a cons lesbian story under my old pen name that was well received. That was quite short too. Never stop the jokes! I had more I couldn't fit in. At one point I was thinking of cutting the first few paragraphs, just to see if I could ram (snicker) more in there. Including about getting rammed, men beeing baaastards, pulling wool over eyes etc etc etc. I could a punned to death. Don't be sheepish about it.

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Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Games > Lara Croft/Tomb Raider Pairing: Lara(post TF code) x Sheep Chasing Guy Warnings: Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Contro, Humil, M/F, MCD, OC, Oneshot, PWP, RapeFic, Scat, TF, Violence

Thank you kindly for your review on on my Doctor Who story Kill-O-Gram. Dogs can be even more curious than cats when out walking I'm glad you enjoyed it. Heh, and ceiling River will watch you Thanks also for your comment on my Firefly Fanfiction Taking the Sky from Kaylee Weirdly enough I just recently saw an odd and amusing conversation about that story (link here - its right down the bottom) while vanity searching on google. Some folks talk about the strangest things

Millicent Moons Luna review: Thank you! Yes, Luna in the story is characterised towards enjoying Millicant's body, she did want to kiss dat ass... I don't know that I'll ever do a sequel, but I'm sure there must be other Luna/Millicent stuff out there playing off similar themes. I base that on every possible Harry Potter theme having been written

Eh, there's the problem. The hilarity! I can't match that style. I think I might just go for something Aussie so I can try and fit in the good old phrase "Sheepchaser."

A first for me with the Dream prompt as I re-visited a previous prompt for a second part: The Horse and His Cock. There's a few folks who've done the prompts adding each one to ongoing storyline (you know who you are ) on and off, and I admire the extra level of challenge that brings - same with the extra level in the drabbles and twitfics, though in a different sense of course. As a PWPer (and 950+ views and a total of 6 reviews on two parts for degeenerate pwp probably has some of the more talented authors a little wound up.... sorry folks!) I just take the easy "different topic each week" button and only take the nosex route if it seems worthwhile (3 times now! 3! Proudest of slumber...) ...I don't know where I was going with that paragraph. I read it back and it kind of makes no sense. Just had to stop typing for a minute and sort something out and I completely lost my thread. I leave it here as a memento to "wha? huh?" So, two additional reviews for this story - thanks to both of you for your comments and reviews on this story! You rock my little world with your feedback. Fairy Slayer - Do you remember the story I did for Gifts about the too-well endowed Orc who didn't want to hurt his friend? Well, I originally had the basis of the idea to continue that but decided it would probably not work too well with the sweetness, so figured it worked better in an already PWP story. Idea recycling: Ya can't beat it! Yeah, I felt I needed to give Aravis a reason to dream of having the cock in her. Once again I am amused by the following week's prompt - I do a guy fucking a horse, and then the next prompt is "sheep" which just cries out for some crude rural stereotyping... Or maybe telling the story of the greatest romance ever alluded too in the Blackadder universe: Lord Melchett and Flossy/Ludwig. BronxWench - Yep, back to Arvavis/Bree - They're unlikly to have a movie but at least rule 34 of the internet gets them some porn! Interesting is one way to look at it, go to sleep, dream of that... some might say scary and offputting I'm just messin'

http://depravityrepository.org/ "A safe, respectful, and ethical forum for discussing and sharing content related to extreme fetishes." Recently started, the amazing author Deathstalker is posting there along with some other folks. I put one or two up (including the first couple parts of a storyline I will post to AFF once I have more finished!) though my quality is likely somewhat lower than most being posted there. There is also an art posting/discussion and general discussions section. Eh. Just tossing the link up, it's what the promo forum is for isn't it?

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