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Nymphadora Necrophilia's final chapter... I think I got the prompt a lot more essential to it maybe than last weeks where it was more of an in passing. Whole week, I had this idea for a story where the non-identical male triplet of two female identical triplets is seduced by his sisters at graduation. Then I thought, sod it, I'll write some really really bad poetry. Sometime that makes William McGonagall himself feel not quite so hideous. If still pretty bad. Then, after surely some of the worst poetry on AFF, I asked waaaay more than usual for reviews. I begged. I pleaded. Kinda. Ahh fuck it, at least it is finished. Done. And I can start thinking of Jackpots. Reviews, then. Apparantly I need to beg more often! six reviews in one night, including the one in the previous post! And none of them were me! No, really! Bad? You're really too kind! Heck, "fucking atrocious" would be too kind. Hey, someone else surprised! I didn't think it would work. Thanks for your review. Bella certainly found it funny too! Tonks was doomed by canon anyway, as TVtropes would have it, so might as well get a little more fictional use out of her. I've seen Harry go through worse in some of these stories, he went quick here I think the ending being a reversal of the previous parts which were sort of samey probably makes it appear better? Thank you also for your review. Edit - Accidently hit send or something, Thanks for your review! It's starting to sound like this was one of my more successful twists, so glad you also enjoyed it. Ahh, but to think what you might have done with this prompt... You can actually write properly and stuff and that's more than I can do... I did me best with them though. Thank you also for your review!

Nymphadora Necrophilia, now at 8608 hits! STORY SPOILER BELOW Holy fuck, that was fast! Thank you for your review, I am very glad you liked it! Yeah, probably needed more foreshadowing there, heh, glad it took you by surprise though!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia - Part 4 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Harry Potter x Possessed!Tonks Warnings: COMPLETE,Contro, M/F, HJ, oral, Nec, PWP, MCD, RapeFic*. *Until the necro kicks in.

Congrats on hitting 10 years!

Maybe they mean due to being the victim of excessive etc?

Nymphadora Necrophilia has somehow gone up to 7444 hits, making it even more viewed than the oneshot I did with Minerva and Harry. Some might even say it has less squicky content, but I'd disagree Did something a bit out of character at the end of the third part, asked folks to review. Two did! Thank you for your review! I think the car crash comparison is particularly apt. I assure you the plot is accidental and, indeed, incidental. I take my PWP tags very seriously, and the remaining chapter should again be 90-95% sexual content. With a corpse. Now I think about it, if I'd wanted to go for even more complete disgust, I could have included some felching. But that would have ruined the ritual. Thank you also for your review. He's also the only Hogwarts faculty member to be able to legitimately look past breasts to look a woman in the eye. There used to be this classical music rape joke, "What was Constanze Mozart's favourite type of rape?" "Wolf Gang!" It wasn't very funny. I'm sure many 15 year olds have strange thoughts. All of those hormones still whizzing around messing things up! Perhaps pornography, rape fetish or otherwise, would be classier if it didn't go for a Synthesizer soundtrack every time.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia - Part 3 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Flitwick x Tonks Warnings: Anal, Contro, M/F, Nec, PWP, Rim

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/novelist-has-whole-shitty-world-plotted-out,21193/ Good Lord! Once again the onion paints a completely accurate picture! Betcha know somebody like this

And for once, not just mine!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia - Part 2 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Goyle X Tonks(Deceased) Warnings: Contro, M/F, Nec, Oral, PWP

Yeah, dunno how they'd manage to read the story if I did write it really. Ahh well.

subject: stories hi, can u do a story about the Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 2??? where harry potter and his friends met up with the others???? make it where harry and ron decided to use a sex spell call `Noctorex' against all of the students. and then harry and ron fuck them and pregnant??? tat would be cool. and can u do a story on the girls of Camp Rock??? Alyson Stoner, Jasmine Richards, Meaghan Jette Martin, Anna Maria Perez de Taglé, Demi Lovato and Chloe Bridges??? make it interesting ya. thanks My reply: Hi, I am already working on a story set at the end of Deathly Hallows and I don't have time to start another. The one I have started is here, but won't have pregnancy: Link I have never heard of Camp Rock or the girls, but I don't write celebrity stories so I can't help you there either. ~JD The reply: re: stories hope u can start on another story ya??? a special version. thanks. hope to have a pregnancy story off all the girls ya. if u gt time =) ---- I dunno, normally I am happy to receive any email about writing. Even the flames. But, uh... vaguely irritating. I probably oughta go get that Strikes story done... bah.

Huh, Nymphadora Necrophilia is now at 3585 hits and four votes, despite the blatent squick content. HP Fandom I wish I could say I was shocked... That's very kind of you, thank you for your review! He's definitely got issues with mess, but I suspect he's not the only Hogwarts inhabiting character who'd give into that temptation.... at least in the story world.

(Week 45 surely? ) Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Body in the Barn (a second chapter to Blood on the Hay) Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Original Pairing: None Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, NoSex, OC

Ahh, I would have to admit that that extra detail does make it far more likely they will see your reply! Silly me!

Dunno if you spottd it, but that post is three years old. There's an outside chance they won't answer you.

Been a while since I saw a prompt and immediately knew what I wanted to do with it. Hence, The Dildo of Kings, my first ever Diablo 2 thing that lasted for more than a single paragraph. When I did a quick google search, I was mildly amused to find there was a much more recent Indiana Jones game that got all the hits! Sounds like you enjoyed this one! He's not just evil, he's Prime Evil (I always loved that they used that pun as a canon description ) Thanks for your review.

Eh, no worries. I'll just go ahead and assume I touched someone. Right here!

Just out of curiosity really... Most of my stories get maybe four or five clicks to rate them, some slightly more. I was looking back at this old story o' mine today as part of a "really ought to write that next chapter" thing and noticed it had 106. I was curious if one of you had time, and if possible, if it can be seen if this story had therefore pissed off a tonne of people or, as seems more likely (since nobody dies, gets mutilated or advocates the theories of Ann Coulter!), just one person? I'm not asking for it to be changed or anything like that, s'fine as it is 'cos it demonstrates some kinda feeling, but it just got me curious

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Dildo of Kings Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Games > Diablo 2 Pairing: Amazon x Diablo corrupted Staff of Kings. Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, CR, Fingering, M/F, MiCD, Oneshot, PWP, Toys, Xeno

Bah, I went ahead and posted the first three completed parts of the zombiefest. But in happier news, two reviews for Judith's Punishment! Never trust Mossman! She's secretly working for Cave Johnson! Um... I mean, yeah, there's no thumb screws or iron maiden, but dammit she needed to get those calculations checked! Heh, it could indeed though, "Judith betrayed us again? She must have been getting desperate! Alyx, I told you to go keep her company last night!" Thanks for your comment. I booted the game up to take another look at Alyx/Judith interaction, and Mossman has the only tight white sweater in the resistance! Everybody else, loose boiler suits or whatever, but Judith has that! Inexplicable, I say Thanks! I think there are a few H-L and H-L 2 stories in the misc section from before the request for the catagory, but I don't remember getting time to look at any of 'em. Have a trawl though, you might find something you like) - I actually linked a few when discussing the catagory if it helps!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Judith's Punishment Type of fic: Flashfic Rating:Adult++ Fandom:Games > Half-Life 2 Pairing: Judith Mossman x Alyx Vance Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, F/F, Fingering, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, RapeFic, Toys

I, uh, I spent it on a My Little Pony I'm actually the worst writer on here. At least since that guy who only wrote stories from the perspective of the characters' underwear quit ("Once again I'm tossed into the corner, a breath of fresh air away from the hairy sack...") so check out some of the other writers if you haven't already

Ahhh, so now AFF gets your funny/sexy take on the crazy adventures of Ciaphas Cain too? I wish you the best of luck with your stories here!