JayDee

11337 hits for Nymphadora Necrophilia, and now a 13th review! Thanks for your review! Another vote for the "Yeah, that sounds like something Bella would do, the minx!" camp I think that would have been something else, if there is sensation and more in death it'd be undead sex rather than necro Which means Flitwick would be in for a shock if he decided to pay Snape a visit, and he turned out to be a vampire after all, and woke up. "If this is an attempt at staking, you've missed my heart by some distance and lodged in my bowel." There's not a lot of room for both passion and emotion and the more mechanical smuttiness in 1000 word limit, so I think it is fair to say I maybe traded a little off, sure. On a tangent, For another forum, I came up with some commentary on part 3.... "Wow, Flitwick is on an ANAL RAMPAGE!" "In all my years of commentating I have never seen such raw power from a little man. JD must be happy with this signing!" "Look at that superb technique! He's drilling her like BP in the Gulf, with only half the mess!" "I think this is it! The climax!" "He Shoots! He SCORES!" "The fans are going wild out there...." (Leading to the writer/artist Soemele to comment, "The expression on the guy on the right is particularly amusing in the context of him watching a dwarf ass-fuck a dead chick.")

Phucked by the Phocomelus , the story AFF got because I didn't like the way the "Lara Croft's Mountain Vibrator Adventures" was going, fanfiction for one of Dick's more obscure books. At least, it doesn't have a movie. Yet. Didn't expect a review on this one, thanks for yours! Hope you had some toy fun

In the above post I incorrectly identified my first prompt story. A quick check back at the week one thread actually shows it was Haunting Horsecock, which originally lacked a title. What with a whole year of the fucking things inspirational prompts done I decided to finish off with a return to that first story. 'cos it took less effort and imagination and effort, hence part 2, the Wandering Witch. Assholish alliteration abuse, anyone? Anyway, much to my surprise I got a couple more reviews, Thank you for your review. Always happy to hear I've piqued a little curiousity or appealed to someone where it normally wouldn't! As for lack of reviews with my stuff, I tend to assume that readers drawn in by the description don't necessarily want to have their romantic fiction writing username on a review for, say, horsecock. I allow anonymous reviewing, but all the logging out, reviewing, logging back in is probably too much effort I can vouch for a small part of the realism: A friend of mine did claim to see a ghost horse after drinking a few litres of home fermented rough cider. The rest? eh, imagination! Before these prompts here on AFF I never managed a creative writing deadline, so it was a big deal for me Thank you for your review. I never pardon puns, I love 'em too much . Maybe a third of my prompt stories revolved around them I can understand your frustration with wanting a particular type of story and getting another. For what it's worth Molly's tongue almost certainly penetrated the horse's External urethral orifice But I think if I had a story like this without the Beast tag on this site there would be a sizable number of users who would be irritated simply because they'd view orally pleasuring a horse falls in the wider definition of beast content and demand a warning should exist. Because there really are users who would see a title with Horsecock in it, and be offended to then encounter horsecock. You might better enjoy my story Unleash the Beast in the Harry Potter section which does feature full penetration with a girl and a dog, is considerably more detailed at around 2700 words, and doesn't require any fandom of the series being PWP. I hate to leave a reader disappointed, however, and so I will try to find the time to write a longer story featuring ghosts, beasts and penetration! ...I wonder how Discworld fans would react to Binky taking Ysabel's spirit for one last ride?

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Haunting Horsecock: Wandering Witch Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Original Pairing: Ghostly Woman x Witch Woman x Spectral Horse. Warning: 3, Beast, MC, Fingering, HJ, Language, MC, OC,

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Man in the Tree Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Original Pairing: None. Warnings: AFFO, COMPLETE, MCD, NoSex(impalement does not equal sex), OC, Oneshot, Violence

I, uh... well that told me. Um. Thanks. Hey, Peter got raped by a bull in a normal episode! And Meg's loofah up the ass after she was in prison. They don't give a fuck! Most people seem to move on to Dr Lecter; the man's very cultured! I bet you're better than you think you are - practice is good! I know how it is though, reading something by another writer is often a lot more enjoyable than reading your own work, particularly from a pr0n point of view.

I've never encountered this. There's a published author who does silly underlined subheadings in the text before flashbacks but that seems to be for humor value and works quite well. I guess a heading just of FLASHBACK would annoy.

That's another good reason for me not to do it - I don't think I've ever written anybody in character! I'm a bit useless at the whole writing thing, but I try and show pluck at least! Good luck again finding someone to do it.

Spent today thinking about writing this, but I don't think I'll get it done, sorry! Maybe someone else would do a Bill story....

How about Buffalo Bill, Precious, and a jar of peanut butter?

Happy to help!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Phucked by the Phocomelus Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Books > (MISC) Dr. Bloodmoney, or How We Got Along After the Bomb by Philip K. Dick. Pairing: Hoppy Harrington x Bonny Keller Warnings: Anal, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, RapeFic, Tent

Hi, This story: http://hp.adultfanfi...ry.php?no=36783 Has been on AFF since 2004-09-28 making it one of the older ones One of the reviewers, AnneDeLioness, says: "This is also directly and blatantly plagerized from another story from the BDSM LIbrary called Eating Erica http://www.bdsmlibra...hp?storyid=1947 " which was added there on Sep 15, 2003 I've looked through and while bits are changed, there are definitely bits from the other story, Edit - to remove quotes

...I used to have a list of these on AFF for, uh, research purposes, and now I can't find it. Damn you cruel fate! Asked a buddy if they had any of the links, they said no but sent me the link to this M/M scene of Harry and his dad, followed by Sirius/James. Some time after his James's death. If you know what I mean. And it is pretty well written, if short: http://www.angelfire.com/scary/badfics/lunaticus.html There used to be some good stuff (and some right shite) at http://hp-squick.livejournal.com/ but I don't use LJ anymore so can't find the individual links. You'd probably need to be a comm member to see the best stuff anyway. Ahh... this is a shame, my specialist subject and it turns out I can't help. About half of my HP stories are dark and squicky but not up to rec standard, so I hope someone else could help you!

Pah! I laugh in the face of trouble! And tweak its nose! Also, I think the Ash/Lady suggestion is great, but would never get around to doing it.

...actually now I kind of want to write a heroic last stand sacrifice type scene with Moz, not a sexualised thing at all, just good old fashioned honor and violence. Like Thermopylae. With less pederasty.

Ending the Fan Part 7 She got the chance, but didn't case the room properly. N00B mistake! Those wacky Dark Brotherhood folks! Honestly, I doubt anybody wants me to write about Moz dying. With the possible exception of the comedy in game example you can have when you attack Sheogorath in the Isles. "Hmm... good view up here... and it was totally worth nutting that bearded prick!" Thanks for your review. Unless you're a hardcore roleplayer I figure most of the Morrowind and Oblivion PCs are pretty much the same, I guess she's based on my usual style of play - heavy warrior led, screw the magic! Anyone can beat a cosmic horror with spells, it takes a truely hardcore PC to smack it with an axe! Glad you enjoyed this, futa is obviously a bit of a niche so it's nice to hear from niche fans on it Battlehorn is the PC's castle in the mountains, think it was DLC originally but came installed with my copy. I figured I'd maybe write a more comedy heavy side-story of her seducing her way out and escaping at some point. Maybe include it in with the main chapters as an "interlude"... Thanks for your review!

Thanks!

I don't use FF.net. How does one report there?

While I appreciate internet drama as much as the next slightly bored individual, I suspect this user would cause you considerably less stress if you elected to simply ignore their stories whether they were up or down. Incidently, I rather suspect more of the users are battling considerably stronger additions to the incest-free stories in which Draco gives Harry a length up the chocolate speedway.

Ending the Fan Part 7 - Tried it from a new character's perspective this time, the Assassin with one of the sillier names in the Elder Scrolls series. And that's up against some pretty stiff competition. Thanks for your review! Some people say puns are lower'n sarcasm. I disagree! Yes, she's tremendously common for a Breton. Spent a lot of time on the streets in a land where the guards'll kill you for picking up the wrong apple. Unlike her mother I do know the difference between Hang/Hunged myself, I think it was Mr Pratchett taught me it back in Maskerade, many years ago now: SPOILER (Holy fuck, has it really been 15 years? No wonder the pages are yellowing.)

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Ending the Fan - Chapter 7: On Fyr In Cheydinhal Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: Moz Gra-Bura (PC) x Antoinetta Marie Warnings: ChallengeFic, Fingering, HJ, F/D, F/F, PWP, Violence

Revenge Of The Ravenclaw... the third part in a trilogy of oneshots set many months apart and deservedly forgotten... until today's review! Thanks for your query (wonderment?)! The One Man who she's less than happy with at the end was actually Snape, as shown at the start of For the Honour of The Slytherin, just after Hermione made Draco wet himself. Snape gave Draco the idea. Huh, reading back down this old story, and noting such poorly constructed lines as "She feared not death, nor pain, only that she would not have her vengeance." I'm actually rather impressed you managed to finish it. Bravo, gentle reader!

Nymphadora Necrophilia Thank you for your review! I'm starting to wonder if the unwritten rule of HP fanfiction is that it doesn't matter how fucked up the subject matter so long as Bella puts in an appearance

Nymphadora Necrophilia Thank you for your review! I really couldn't imagine stretching this beyond the four chapters. It was already stretching the concept to have three male characters before the final, a whole parade of them... so this kink was restricted to a nice short complete story to avoid getting too silly I myself don't like to start reading unfinished stories, no ending? Horror! I suspect those are water sports and scat stories.... from the titles? There was one on gurochan a while back with Hermione and Ginny planning a "who can take the biggest shit" competition in that market. It was certainly more funny than erotic! Heh, I suppose if you read as much as you say it might have to take something twisted like this to stick out sometimes!