JayDee

So it turns out that you get more reviews for stories if the main character is only eviserating things off panel. Possibly. Another review for Ending the Fan Well thanks kindly for this review! I honestly don't know how long this story would go on for, but a gangbang scene seems like it would be fun to write, perhaps involving Ogres for variety. They're big and semi-sentient, and Darkestshroud's recent story here recently reminded me that at the end of Malaceth's quest there's a group of non-hostile and grateful ogres, so I could use those in a rough gangbang story that would, obviously, be entirely different in nature to Darkestshroud's (featuring as it does a rather sweet/hot dunmer/ogre scene, followed by an amusing end I won't spoil Go read it.). Malaceth likes Orcs and Ogres anyhow. More potion-cock might be fun too, dunno if I'd get into it with this story tho'.

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296867445 ?

Just posting to up the mystery. And, y'know, because it occured to me.

Ending the Fan: It's going right back to the rough sex, bondage, and unexpectedly orgasming Orc with any luck. Alla this mawkish sentimental tosh belongs in a Legolas/Gollum story. Thank you for your review, and I apologise for the betrayal of my pornographer status

I know the writer Deathstalker charges one cent a word, with a rounding up/down process (so not asking for 43.45 or whatever) and seems to do okay business with commissions - their quality is very high too. Another writer I've seen taking commissions charges two cents a word, but I don't know how successful they are. At 15 cents a word, you'd be asking 150 dollars for a 1000 word story, so probably close to 350 for three pages. You'd not find artists wanting to pay that much, ("150 dollars for two hours work? Is he shitting us?") I think, not even if they were raking in quite serious money for each picture. Good luck, anyhow

bloodravyn's been reading through the archive Thank you for your four reviews! I'd caution you that large chunks of my work are less, uh, well, let's say different than the more recent prompt stuff I've written. More exposed livers, that sort of thing. Look closely at the summarries and codes The Legend of Spyro's Death It's been so long since I either played a Spyro game or wrote that story that I might have to take your word for it I remember writing it as a story exchange for somebody with an apparant dragon fetish, or possibly a "dragon voiced by Elijah Wood" fetish. The story I got in exchange... eh, very short. Centaur Mother Nothing like a big ol' dray horse to awe folks! Friendship But there's no sex! For which I continually apologise to everyone. Ending the Fan It's a bit different from her usual passions, fightin an fuckin. and another review on the same chapter, because apparantly the NoSex warning wasn't effective Thank you! Most of the quests give you a chance for heroism at one point or another Helping Dar-Ma, for example, which I managed to establish way back in the first part she'd done, I figure it affects the character a little If it hadn't been for the events in side story The Morpheus Potion, perhaps the fan would have ended up with a nice Argonian girl instead of all the rough sex... Eh, if I get around to ever continuing I will put more sex in the next part. It is supposed to be PWP... I reckon still 80% sex.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Ending the Fan Chapter 6 - The Heroes of Kvatch Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: None (This chapter only) Warnings: ChallengeFic, Nosex(this chapter only)

Ending the Fan Review: Thanks! Yes, it didn't really start like that since in the first chapter the Fan got rode hard, but it's kind of headed down that channel following Mistress S's suggestions - though Moz still get her own back with the Fyr Water especially. My initial plan for the follow up to the Minotaur might well lead to some uncomfortable moments for the Bosmer. Though the chapter after that is him back in charge with a gratuitously mis-applied spell from the game Kinda bouncing back and forward in dominance still, 'til I think of a good place to end it. Talking of putting on a dress reminded me of how in game any hard-bitten warrior in the Dark Brotherhood party guest quest looks very ooc in the Deceiver's Finary as opposed to, say, a Breton Mage who you can make look stunningly close to Patrick Stewart Now I kinda want to write a chapter with Moz all femme'd up, perhaps at a Chorrol Castle party or something... hmm, maybe that'd be a good way to end the series

Assumptions has been reviewed again! I was shocked, before recalling HP fans will read anything Thanks! You're far to kind, and I am glad you liked it so much. Sadly the word limit prevented even more groansome puns. And thanks also to you. I wrote the story as a oneshot, but have a bit of a habit of continuing those so who knows? I have an idea or two how it could continue, generally based around Snape deciding not to share the identity on account of the great head.

Taking this shit seriously is impossible for me.

Reccomended Reading works pretty good, gives a list of links in your user profile and you can add comments you need to 'em. The instructions are here: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/3444-recommended-reading-instructions/ Once the daily update is finished, take a look at my author profile to see how they look when set up if you did not notice them before. (Just scroll down past the stories and other archive subdomain links) I keep meaning to go back through with actual story details and why I recommend for each one, which I should really have added from the start: http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296777934

Well, well, well... back to Harry Potter for the weekly prompts again. I called it Assumptions because the characters make one of gender, and also some readers might assume it is in the wrong subcat if they don't reach the end. . It's meant to be at least mildly amusing, and I had to cut some gags for space reasons (mostly involving Trelawney, and some stuff relating to Rumpelstiltskin and the potion). I think I'd like to do a proper Draco/Myrtle story, just for the necro gags. Yeppers, giggles and smirks were hoped for. Possibly even a guffaw. Slash!Harry does seem to enjoy a mouth full of cock.

Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials somehow still fails to completely repell all readers, Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it, and especially glad you found it funny. Fucked up is right About 16 of the the negative star ratings came in the same night a while after it was posted so I suspect one enraged individual really didn't care for it. I'm no' bothered though. Thanks again

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Assumptions Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: HP x DM, HP x VC, HP x SS (Suspense? Pah!) Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, M/M, Minor2, Oneshot, Oral (not threesome, one at a time.)

It might be the rapefic tag scaring folks off, but for all that it turns out alright in the end, there's definitely pretty strong sexual assault elements right from Moz not asking permission in the first chapter. In one of those strange twists of fate, a reviewer did look at two of my three Elder Scrolls stories since then For Ending the Fan: For The Morpheus Potion: As one of the site's very active reviewers (at least I see your name a lot) I'm starting to hope you don't read every story for the porn, simply for the sake of your poor rubbed raw genitals Thanks for your reviews, though, bloodravyn! I'm madly cheerful to receive them! I'm glad you found that story hot, and I think your opinion of that arogant alchemist deserving his end-of-story fate is one well shared by others. I still think of the corrupted rogue from Diablo II every time I see yer username.

Ending the Fan, complete with new description, got a new chapter and a new review, You're still reading? You deserve some kind of stamina award! Thank you kindly for you review. Luck, nothing, that's some hardcore experiance grinding to bring up those stats. Swing big axe, get big muscles! She was never in any real danger, and she didn't just make it through, by the end she really enjoyed it. Which is what you get with porn plots, heh. As for Fanroth... Google +"kill the adoring fan" and get 77,200 results - Ticking off murderous bastards is basically his defining character trait At least a few readers could be going "5 chapters in and the fan's still alive? Has JayDee never led him up to lookout point?". But Moz seems to have a soft spot for him because once he stopped talking about the Arena and got pretty good at sex he ended up taking her from her comfort zone, and she likes dangerous excitement - hence all the fighting ...course, if I take the plot route that the currently unidentified new black mare is Shadowmere, his luck might run out a little sooner. Thanks again for sticking with it and reviewing!

I think you'd have to put it under the TV domain in the Lexx section, and just confirm it is in an Alternate Universe/Reality for the characters at the start (or even in the story summary), as well as the usual not owning Lexx disclaimer (you can then always have your own dislaimer about the new setting and everything AU being your creation, hands off etc). All of the Harry Potter stories where Harry is a non magical Private Eye, who knows the stunning blond leaning on his desk is trouble still go in the HP domain, but there's a full AU section there for the sheer volume. Lexx was a heck of a show...

Chapter 5 now befouls the internet Codes: Anal, ChallengeFic, Exhib, Fingering, M/F, Oral, RapeFic, PWP, Solo, Xeno (Xeno for the minotaur, which, well, doesn't really fit anthro does it? Not in the game's monster context.) Thank you for reading this story promotion (Thanks again if it is your second time) and I hope you continue to enjoy this story.

...and rather than start a new thread, Karmagik of WWOEC recently asked a few of the writers there to submit short stories (very short. snippets, almost.) on one of four set themes for him to make pictures about. This is the one I submitted, along with his artistic rendition. A very cool little project! Picture NSFW.

Dat's a lotta labors

There goes my planned "Remus giving Minerva head" scene. Just messin'. Good luck with your requests!

So, all this time later, my least favorite character Eparlegna gets his come-uppance. That'll teach him to have a silly backwards name. Nearly posted The Punishment of Eparlegna chapter seperately to the Slumber Party thread as I did with then Hay story, but since it follows on even more directly than the Hay story, so directly I decided to leave it in. PuAnyway, puns. Punishing puns. I did my best is all I can argue. Eparlegna-as-Luzurial's fall from grace already happened, at the hands of a younger Eparlegna, thanks to her all consuming pride (and, well, a request to see a story with an Angel suffering certain blasphemous torments). Lily simply sent him back to unknowingly torment himself(herself as she is there) in another older story Thanks for your review, I am glad you enjoyed this!

One of my friend's third natural births was so fast the damn thing had to be delivered on her bathroom floor. No chance to go to the hospital. I'd totally read that. Especially if the author added some of that kinky SW/LW action to the AM/FM.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Punishment of Eparlegna Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult Fandom: Original > Paranormal/Supernatural Pairing: None. Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, GB, Language, NoSex, OC, TF, Violence

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Holodeck Bitch Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: TV > Star Trek: Voyager Pairing: Captain Kathryn Janeway x OC Dog. Warnings: Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Humil, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy