JayDee

Hi, This story: http://hp.adultfanfi...ry.php?no=36783 Has been on AFF since 2004-09-28 making it one of the older ones One of the reviewers, AnneDeLioness, says: "This is also directly and blatantly plagerized from another story from the BDSM LIbrary called Eating Erica http://www.bdsmlibra...hp?storyid=1947 " which was added there on Sep 15, 2003 I've looked through and while bits are changed, there are definitely bits from the other story, Edit - to remove quotes

...I used to have a list of these on AFF for, uh, research purposes, and now I can't find it. Damn you cruel fate! Asked a buddy if they had any of the links, they said no but sent me the link to this M/M scene of Harry and his dad, followed by Sirius/James. Some time after his James's death. If you know what I mean. And it is pretty well written, if short: http://www.angelfire.com/scary/badfics/lunaticus.html There used to be some good stuff (and some right shite) at http://hp-squick.livejournal.com/ but I don't use LJ anymore so can't find the individual links. You'd probably need to be a comm member to see the best stuff anyway. Ahh... this is a shame, my specialist subject and it turns out I can't help. About half of my HP stories are dark and squicky but not up to rec standard, so I hope someone else could help you!

Pah! I laugh in the face of trouble! And tweak its nose! Also, I think the Ash/Lady suggestion is great, but would never get around to doing it.

...actually now I kind of want to write a heroic last stand sacrifice type scene with Moz, not a sexualised thing at all, just good old fashioned honor and violence. Like Thermopylae. With less pederasty.

Ending the Fan Part 7 She got the chance, but didn't case the room properly. N00B mistake! Those wacky Dark Brotherhood folks! Honestly, I doubt anybody wants me to write about Moz dying. With the possible exception of the comedy in game example you can have when you attack Sheogorath in the Isles. "Hmm... good view up here... and it was totally worth nutting that bearded prick!" Thanks for your review. Unless you're a hardcore roleplayer I figure most of the Morrowind and Oblivion PCs are pretty much the same, I guess she's based on my usual style of play - heavy warrior led, screw the magic! Anyone can beat a cosmic horror with spells, it takes a truely hardcore PC to smack it with an axe! Glad you enjoyed this, futa is obviously a bit of a niche so it's nice to hear from niche fans on it Battlehorn is the PC's castle in the mountains, think it was DLC originally but came installed with my copy. I figured I'd maybe write a more comedy heavy side-story of her seducing her way out and escaping at some point. Maybe include it in with the main chapters as an "interlude"... Thanks for your review!

Thanks!

I don't use FF.net. How does one report there?

While I appreciate internet drama as much as the next slightly bored individual, I suspect this user would cause you considerably less stress if you elected to simply ignore their stories whether they were up or down. Incidently, I rather suspect more of the users are battling considerably stronger additions to the incest-free stories in which Draco gives Harry a length up the chocolate speedway.

Ending the Fan Part 7 - Tried it from a new character's perspective this time, the Assassin with one of the sillier names in the Elder Scrolls series. And that's up against some pretty stiff competition. Thanks for your review! Some people say puns are lower'n sarcasm. I disagree! Yes, she's tremendously common for a Breton. Spent a lot of time on the streets in a land where the guards'll kill you for picking up the wrong apple. Unlike her mother I do know the difference between Hang/Hunged myself, I think it was Mr Pratchett taught me it back in Maskerade, many years ago now: SPOILER (Holy fuck, has it really been 15 years? No wonder the pages are yellowing.)

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Ending the Fan - Chapter 7: On Fyr In Cheydinhal Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: Moz Gra-Bura (PC) x Antoinetta Marie Warnings: ChallengeFic, Fingering, HJ, F/D, F/F, PWP, Violence

Revenge Of The Ravenclaw... the third part in a trilogy of oneshots set many months apart and deservedly forgotten... until today's review! Thanks for your query (wonderment?)! The One Man who she's less than happy with at the end was actually Snape, as shown at the start of For the Honour of The Slytherin, just after Hermione made Draco wet himself. Snape gave Draco the idea. Huh, reading back down this old story, and noting such poorly constructed lines as "She feared not death, nor pain, only that she would not have her vengeance." I'm actually rather impressed you managed to finish it. Bravo, gentle reader!

Nymphadora Necrophilia Thank you for your review! I'm starting to wonder if the unwritten rule of HP fanfiction is that it doesn't matter how fucked up the subject matter so long as Bella puts in an appearance

Nymphadora Necrophilia Thank you for your review! I really couldn't imagine stretching this beyond the four chapters. It was already stretching the concept to have three male characters before the final, a whole parade of them... so this kink was restricted to a nice short complete story to avoid getting too silly I myself don't like to start reading unfinished stories, no ending? Horror! I suspect those are water sports and scat stories.... from the titles? There was one on gurochan a while back with Hermione and Ginny planning a "who can take the biggest shit" competition in that market. It was certainly more funny than erotic! Heh, I suppose if you read as much as you say it might have to take something twisted like this to stick out sometimes!

He might have asked someone if it hadn't been so late. Flitwick threw him off with unexpected cheerfulness and... hey, you can't have a plot hole if there's no plot! I like to think Bellatrix was almost in character! Thanks again for these kind words

Nymphadora Necrophilia's final chapter... I think I got the prompt a lot more essential to it maybe than last weeks where it was more of an in passing. Whole week, I had this idea for a story where the non-identical male triplet of two female identical triplets is seduced by his sisters at graduation. Then I thought, sod it, I'll write some really really bad poetry. Sometime that makes William McGonagall himself feel not quite so hideous. If still pretty bad. Then, after surely some of the worst poetry on AFF, I asked waaaay more than usual for reviews. I begged. I pleaded. Kinda. Ahh fuck it, at least it is finished. Done. And I can start thinking of Jackpots. Reviews, then. Apparantly I need to beg more often! six reviews in one night, including the one in the previous post! And none of them were me! No, really! Bad? You're really too kind! Heck, "fucking atrocious" would be too kind. Hey, someone else surprised! I didn't think it would work. Thanks for your review. Bella certainly found it funny too! Tonks was doomed by canon anyway, as TVtropes would have it, so might as well get a little more fictional use out of her. I've seen Harry go through worse in some of these stories, he went quick here I think the ending being a reversal of the previous parts which were sort of samey probably makes it appear better? Thank you also for your review. Edit - Accidently hit send or something, Thanks for your review! It's starting to sound like this was one of my more successful twists, so glad you also enjoyed it. Ahh, but to think what you might have done with this prompt... You can actually write properly and stuff and that's more than I can do... I did me best with them though. Thank you also for your review!

Nymphadora Necrophilia, now at 8608 hits! STORY SPOILER BELOW Holy fuck, that was fast! Thank you for your review, I am very glad you liked it! Yeah, probably needed more foreshadowing there, heh, glad it took you by surprise though!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia - Part 4 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Harry Potter x Possessed!Tonks Warnings: COMPLETE,Contro, M/F, HJ, oral, Nec, PWP, MCD, RapeFic*. *Until the necro kicks in.

Congrats on hitting 10 years!

Maybe they mean due to being the victim of excessive etc?

Nymphadora Necrophilia has somehow gone up to 7444 hits, making it even more viewed than the oneshot I did with Minerva and Harry. Some might even say it has less squicky content, but I'd disagree Did something a bit out of character at the end of the third part, asked folks to review. Two did! Thank you for your review! I think the car crash comparison is particularly apt. I assure you the plot is accidental and, indeed, incidental. I take my PWP tags very seriously, and the remaining chapter should again be 90-95% sexual content. With a corpse. Now I think about it, if I'd wanted to go for even more complete disgust, I could have included some felching. But that would have ruined the ritual. Thank you also for your review. He's also the only Hogwarts faculty member to be able to legitimately look past breasts to look a woman in the eye. There used to be this classical music rape joke, "What was Constanze Mozart's favourite type of rape?" "Wolf Gang!" It wasn't very funny. I'm sure many 15 year olds have strange thoughts. All of those hormones still whizzing around messing things up! Perhaps pornography, rape fetish or otherwise, would be classier if it didn't go for a Synthesizer soundtrack every time.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia - Part 3 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Flitwick x Tonks Warnings: Anal, Contro, M/F, Nec, PWP, Rim

http://mobile.theonion.com/articles/novelist-has-whole-shitty-world-plotted-out,21193/ Good Lord! Once again the onion paints a completely accurate picture! Betcha know somebody like this

And for once, not just mine!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia - Part 2 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Goyle X Tonks(Deceased) Warnings: Contro, M/F, Nec, Oral, PWP