JayDee

Ahhh, so now AFF gets your funny/sexy take on the crazy adventures of Ciaphas Cain too? I wish you the best of luck with your stories here!

Having come to like the Dragon Age world purely from fanfiction on AFF, and especially BronxWench's weekly prompts, I ended up buying and enjoying the game. Still playing and finding new stuff on the second play through (such as Wynne's reactions if you screw the elf apprentice and boast about it to his fiance. heh.) and decided to take a shot at a story for the game. Hence, after a week of trying to think up some maths story for the prompt cubed I went with food instead and wrote Coq Au Vin I bet she picked up some new dirty habits with the chantry sisters too. Thanks for the review! I figure Zev would dominate the shit out of Oghren. As it were. Experience counts for a lot! I just figured I wouldn't put it past her to use food in seduction, and, bam! a use for cubed Sure ya not a bot? Surely nobody can read this much fanfiction! Thanks, though Firstly, thanks! Someone once told me for writing dialogue to read it out loud and see if it sounds stupid. Sadly, most of mine does, but only because I never take the next step of re-writing to sound less stupid. Musta lucked out here, so naturalistic is good! I figure a lot of young ladies had a different mental image of what two guys looked like together in the sack, at least until 1960s San Francisco the internet came along, so threw that in there!. Finally, hardcore snuff - I did a prompt one last week, which was pretty short as a flashfic, but also on the gurochan lit board recently I did another zombie story set in Deathstalker's universe, gonna get around five of those done before posting here on AFF (Gotta love DS's simple logic for throwing it open to other writers - more stories, more characters! ) and with that one completed I have three. Thing is I got kinda snuffed out. snicker. Where do you go after somewhere like the Kaylee story? (cue smartass with "therapy?"), trying other things like the Black Cat story, and the Elder Scrolls one I've been doing just seemed like a better variety after so much red mist. I'm sure I'll do more though unless I ever stop writing entirely. Fear not!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Coq Au Vin Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Games > Dragon Age: Origins Pairing: Oghren x Zevran(overheard sex), Leliana x Elissa Cousland Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, F/F, M/M, Oneshot

Harvest Mouse - My first ever prompt story got another review! Wow, you must've been delving deep into the story pages to find that one by now (...actually, it is only on page 2 of its section... less Erotica > Slash - Male/Male > than I thought!) Thanks for your review, I see advantages and disadvantages in all the info - coulda cut some of it for more sex! And Gamma, the last prompt - I spent most of the time thinking up She-Hulk stuff, then went with Dickgirls. There's a younger version of Joy from the invidious story a few prompts back, and I figure the setting might appear again (with this 'introducing' becoming the first chapter of a series of oneshots) The members all think of it as a public service, so do the nerds - it's just you can't have good stereotyped college fiction without some ultra conservative force opposing the easy going partiers Thanks also for your review, too kind for this one!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Introducing Upsilon Delta Gamma Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Original > Erotica Pairing: OC Dickgirl(Joy) x OC Male Warnings: Anal, ChallengeFic, F/D, HJ

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: An Ending in Two Colors Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Dc Comics Pairing: Superboy-Prime x Rainbow Girl Warnings: Abuse, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Contro, M/F, MCD, Oneshot, Oral, Other, PWP, RapeFic, Violence, Xeno, WS

At some point I'm gonna have to do a Cartoon based prompt story that doesn't involve the Simpsons. On the plus side, they're widely culturally known and have done quite a few "future" episodes showing older versions of the cast. Marge's Debt came about because it was kinda a bet related prompt and she had a canon gambling addiction. Eh. Thanks! Yes, I fear my alleged twists are usually pretty obvious, especially with an inc story code Seemed fun to write, too!

Karmagik of WWOEC made another one one a little short story by me, same "She's In Charge" theme, and I think the first story where I have ever used the term obeisance. I think the picture is pretty cool, and it's definitely fun seeing illustration with a short bit like that.

I dunno, in the end it's gonna come down to supply and demand isn't it? If you can find people who're willing to pay what you're willing to work for, it'll seem fair If people aren't willing to pay it, or you aren't willing to work for it, you won't be supplying the service anyway! Since me writing is just a bit of a hobby I don't take that seriously I've never really considered what amount I'd think it fair to work for.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Marge's Debt Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Cartoons > The Simpsons Pairing: Marge x Bart(at 17) Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Inc, M/F, Minor2, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

Nymphadora Necrophilia has gained 1135 hits, 3 star ratings, and a review in one day, just on AFF! Harry Potter fans... will... read... anything... Thanks! I would like to write more, though I don't know quite when I will get around to it with my current Dragon Age obsession, and other stories I am working on I know exactly who caught him, because while I'd considered Tonks necro before (necro scenes appear in a few of my older strories) I was inspired with a particular pairing right here on the forums. By somebody who I seem to recall indicated at the time probably wouldn't appreciate an idea credit on a necro scene. Cough. But if they change their mind I'd happily name 'em and link to their AFF profile for that part. They know who they are And, anyway, the living half of the pairing would be behind Tonks staying fresh, and inadvertantly appealing to Filch. So, yes, hopefully more to come Thanks again.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Nymphadora Necrophilia Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Filch x Tonks Warnings: Contro, M/F, Nec, PWP

So it turns out that you get more reviews for stories if the main character is only eviserating things off panel. Possibly. Another review for Ending the Fan Well thanks kindly for this review! I honestly don't know how long this story would go on for, but a gangbang scene seems like it would be fun to write, perhaps involving Ogres for variety. They're big and semi-sentient, and Darkestshroud's recent story here recently reminded me that at the end of Malaceth's quest there's a group of non-hostile and grateful ogres, so I could use those in a rough gangbang story that would, obviously, be entirely different in nature to Darkestshroud's (featuring as it does a rather sweet/hot dunmer/ogre scene, followed by an amusing end I won't spoil Go read it.). Malaceth likes Orcs and Ogres anyhow. More potion-cock might be fun too, dunno if I'd get into it with this story tho'.

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296867445 ?

Just posting to up the mystery. And, y'know, because it occured to me.

Ending the Fan: It's going right back to the rough sex, bondage, and unexpectedly orgasming Orc with any luck. Alla this mawkish sentimental tosh belongs in a Legolas/Gollum story. Thank you for your review, and I apologise for the betrayal of my pornographer status

I know the writer Deathstalker charges one cent a word, with a rounding up/down process (so not asking for 43.45 or whatever) and seems to do okay business with commissions - their quality is very high too. Another writer I've seen taking commissions charges two cents a word, but I don't know how successful they are. At 15 cents a word, you'd be asking 150 dollars for a 1000 word story, so probably close to 350 for three pages. You'd not find artists wanting to pay that much, ("150 dollars for two hours work? Is he shitting us?") I think, not even if they were raking in quite serious money for each picture. Good luck, anyhow

bloodravyn's been reading through the archive Thank you for your four reviews! I'd caution you that large chunks of my work are less, uh, well, let's say different than the more recent prompt stuff I've written. More exposed livers, that sort of thing. Look closely at the summarries and codes The Legend of Spyro's Death It's been so long since I either played a Spyro game or wrote that story that I might have to take your word for it I remember writing it as a story exchange for somebody with an apparant dragon fetish, or possibly a "dragon voiced by Elijah Wood" fetish. The story I got in exchange... eh, very short. Centaur Mother Nothing like a big ol' dray horse to awe folks! Friendship But there's no sex! For which I continually apologise to everyone. Ending the Fan It's a bit different from her usual passions, fightin an fuckin. and another review on the same chapter, because apparantly the NoSex warning wasn't effective Thank you! Most of the quests give you a chance for heroism at one point or another Helping Dar-Ma, for example, which I managed to establish way back in the first part she'd done, I figure it affects the character a little If it hadn't been for the events in side story The Morpheus Potion, perhaps the fan would have ended up with a nice Argonian girl instead of all the rough sex... Eh, if I get around to ever continuing I will put more sex in the next part. It is supposed to be PWP... I reckon still 80% sex.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Ending the Fan Chapter 6 - The Heroes of Kvatch Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: None (This chapter only) Warnings: ChallengeFic, Nosex(this chapter only)

Ending the Fan Review: Thanks! Yes, it didn't really start like that since in the first chapter the Fan got rode hard, but it's kind of headed down that channel following Mistress S's suggestions - though Moz still get her own back with the Fyr Water especially. My initial plan for the follow up to the Minotaur might well lead to some uncomfortable moments for the Bosmer. Though the chapter after that is him back in charge with a gratuitously mis-applied spell from the game Kinda bouncing back and forward in dominance still, 'til I think of a good place to end it. Talking of putting on a dress reminded me of how in game any hard-bitten warrior in the Dark Brotherhood party guest quest looks very ooc in the Deceiver's Finary as opposed to, say, a Breton Mage who you can make look stunningly close to Patrick Stewart Now I kinda want to write a chapter with Moz all femme'd up, perhaps at a Chorrol Castle party or something... hmm, maybe that'd be a good way to end the series

Assumptions has been reviewed again! I was shocked, before recalling HP fans will read anything Thanks! You're far to kind, and I am glad you liked it so much. Sadly the word limit prevented even more groansome puns. And thanks also to you. I wrote the story as a oneshot, but have a bit of a habit of continuing those so who knows? I have an idea or two how it could continue, generally based around Snape deciding not to share the identity on account of the great head.

Taking this shit seriously is impossible for me.

Reccomended Reading works pretty good, gives a list of links in your user profile and you can add comments you need to 'em. The instructions are here: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/3444-recommended-reading-instructions/ Once the daily update is finished, take a look at my author profile to see how they look when set up if you did not notice them before. (Just scroll down past the stories and other archive subdomain links) I keep meaning to go back through with actual story details and why I recommend for each one, which I should really have added from the start: http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296777934

Well, well, well... back to Harry Potter for the weekly prompts again. I called it Assumptions because the characters make one of gender, and also some readers might assume it is in the wrong subcat if they don't reach the end. . It's meant to be at least mildly amusing, and I had to cut some gags for space reasons (mostly involving Trelawney, and some stuff relating to Rumpelstiltskin and the potion). I think I'd like to do a proper Draco/Myrtle story, just for the necro gags. Yeppers, giggles and smirks were hoped for. Possibly even a guffaw. Slash!Harry does seem to enjoy a mouth full of cock.

Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials somehow still fails to completely repell all readers, Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it, and especially glad you found it funny. Fucked up is right About 16 of the the negative star ratings came in the same night a while after it was posted so I suspect one enraged individual really didn't care for it. I'm no' bothered though. Thanks again