JayDee

I think I saw one with Bette Midler's character on another site. It, uh, it wasn't great. I liked that movie though, and I endorse this search

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Horse And His Cock - Chapter 4 - One Badger, Two Frittles Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Books > The Chronicles of Narnia Pairing: Bree x Badger / Aravis Warnings: AU/AR, Anthro, Beast, ChallengeFic, HJ, M/F, Oral, PWP, Solo, Voy Definition warning: I did not see that the prompt post had been edited to require a specific definition for this week's prompt until I came to the thread to post my completed story. My flashfic uses both known definitions.

I nearly posted this in the art room, but luckily I thought to check the rules which have both in red and underlined that you should only post your "own" work. I did compare the thread titles there and saw none of them had specific code etc warnings too, so hope this is okay. Since it's fan related but not writing related I figured Aimless Babble was the way to go as I wanted to share it with y'all: This is a picture I commissioned from Candle ( http://www.neverfairies.net/ ) and I am very happy with how it turned out. It depicts Marvel comics characters Delphyne Gorgon and Amadeus Cho, and is set a whiles after the recent Prince of Power miniseries: I don't commission art or stories very often, there's usually already pictures or stories close to what I like to see, thankfully, but as so few had tackled Delphyne erotica I went for it, dropped my dollars, and, yay!

If by yaoi you mean M/M material then BronxWench is presumably too modest* to directly mention the many excellent Alistair/Wraith scenes she has written - they can be found through the link of course, but so can others. I say read BronxWench's first - I am recommending them . Go! Go through the profile link beneath the userpic and see BW's stories! Hot stuff, but you get the best effect starting at the bottom and working up through the growing relationship. *or not as tacky and self-promoting as some of us me.

The Embrocation prompt - Lady Cassandra's Erotic Embrocation - I was *this* close to writing another Harry/Minerva story. Erotic massage and so on. My aim is to write the five stories that would get them a pairing catagory. Then do the same for Dobby/Giant Squid. Ahem. Lady C appeared very early on in the Doctor Who revival and had a follow up episode, and she really was pretty damn snobbish and, basically, thoroughly evilly unpleasant. I think it was while I was skulling around TVtropes I saw something 'minded me that a) she's mostly just skin and b) needs moisturising. Seemed appropriate. Um. Only downside is doing two stories for the same fandom in a row on the prompts. Ahh well, 29 bloody weeks I was already getting repetitive. 29 flashfics, plus a few other things I have managed... except for the under-a-fortnight in which I wrote my great big assed movie crossover this has probably been my most productive period as a writer... Um. again. Review replies. Thank you for your review - Probably a shame that when you finally grit your teeth and tried something I wrote it was sheet-of-skin bukkake. Some of the stuff I put out is far more normal She's pretty manipulative, though that does seem to be a tendancy of many brain-in-a-jar types. My grateful thanks, as ever, for your review also. It is nice to have a character for an embrocation prompt for whom constant moisturising is a must. Another alternative was BtVS's Balthazar in a Faith/Buffy threesome. That would actually have been less appealing for many readers. She is manipulative, and snobby, and evil but also kinda sympathetic towards the end of the follow up episode. Also, the twist wouldn't be a surprise to anybody who can remember the episode dialogue, but for everyone else, thanks I am glad it works well

I probably ought too. Huh.

....hoofing? Despite my lack of knowlege of the fandom when I get a minute I am going to read that just to see how "hoofing" works...

FWIW - I also have my story page link in the "Contact Information" website url box to make it clickable. I figure if I ever have an actual homepage to link it can go in my sig

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Lady Cassandra's Erotic Embrocation Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: TV > Doctor Who Pairing: Lady Cassandra x 6 one-dimensional pwp cock users. Warnings: 3 , Bigotry, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Humil, OC, Oneshot, Oral, Other, PWP, Solo, Xeno

So many are now deleted accounts... heh, quitters!

http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095824 Seems, uh, trollish.

No worries. It is short, but it's fun. I liked it! Thanks for indirectly leading me to it

...I searched Closet, found this: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094202 This it?

Sounds like a fun story! If it's found I'll check it out too

To Fool a Frenchman - came about because I wanted a character likely to use Callipygian in day-to-day speech. The TF2 Engineer is very, very smart... and was shown in one of the official blog comics to know his art, with the term apparantly originating in relation to a fine-assed statue it seemed appropriate. Pygmalion would totally hit that statue, btw. Thanks for your review! I wonder if they named him Dell because that firm is also from Texas...[/random thought] Texans know their guns, in stereotype, so handling one for fighting and one for fun at the same time seemed to work Dell didn't even need salad cream

Carry Ace written for Embrangle, had an idea for a tentacle story as a fan work for Ghastly's comic, with the anti-human-sex monster being tricked into a sexual situation from being persuaded to agree to embrangle someone without realising the full implications. Problem was, just wasn't funny. So I went with something that didn't try to be funny. I figured with the content warnings it would not get a review (maybe a flame), but once again I reckoned without BronxWench's iron prompt-reading stomach. Thanks for your review - I'm sure the Master is once again underestimating the Doctor, who would presumably be able to fully reverse/have reversed the procedures and probably block it from Ace's memory too. The Seventh Doctor wouldn't shy from that, with his extra-manipulative streak The Master once had somebody eaten by an alien chair, so this is pretty mild for him I do think the writing seemed a little choppy and cliche, which is one of the reasons I've tended to avoid writing this sort of thing for a while to try and see if writing more varied things would help.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Carry Ace Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: TV > Doctor Who (old series fwiw) Pairing: The Master (Ainley) x Ace Warnings: Abuse, Angst, Bigotry, B-Mod, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Contro, Humil, M/F, Oneshot, Other, PWP, RapeFic, Slave, Solo, TF, Violence, Xeno

...oh thank heavens. I misread that as Teddy Ruxpin. Carry on.

It, uh, it reads like constructive criticism to me.

It's not a host in the way you mean it, but if you don't find anything better - You could get a collectors account on asstr.org if you have authors permission to post their stories, or an authors account if they're all your own. There's lots of incomplete stuff on asstr with it starting as a store for the alt.sex.stories uploads (the .moderated ones tend to be in better condition), and as it's ftp/directory based you could make subfolders for incomplete/complete etc. Won't be flooding anybody with those uploads. The author section app info is here - asstr.org/accountinfo.html ...I kinda miss my old geocities page. It started out with a long assed url, then when yahoo took it over you could use your yahoo username instead, and text pages didn't overload the tiny hourly download limit either! eh.

In addition to the above, a third chapter has now been written: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600086178&chapter=3 It is much the same as described above, but with additional TF and F/D tags. It is also around three times as long as chapter 1.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: To Fool a Frenchman Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Games > Team Fortress 2 Pairing: Engineer x Demoman Warnings: Anal, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Exhib, HJ, M/M, MCD, Oneshot, PWP, Rim, Violence

adduced... um... did a second chapter to The Slumber Party of Evil Doom which BronxWench kindly reviewed, Thanks kindly, as ever, for your review. I fear I must respectfully disagree though - I think the prompt won over me. I was thrashed. Smashed. Thoroughly smacked about. I even ended up bring back Eparlegna, a character with no redeeming characteristics, who isn't terribly interesting to write, but who has somehow now appeared in three of my stories. Frankly, I think he exploited my fear of the word! If the next one makes me whimper... eh, I did 26 of 26, all flashfic (admittedly because writing twitfics and drabbles intimidate me, though I did do a snuff haiku once) and that's not a bad run. Let these smarter folks than smutty PWPing old me step up to the bat and write the stories for Leiotrichous, Asseveration and Periphrasis or whatnot. I thought Lupa being an athiest made sense - just because you have vampires doesn't mean you got to believe in the Devil. Give her a little while and she'll have a non-supernatural explaination for Kizzy too, "So... some sort of religiously delusional alien, then?"

The Key's Shaft: Thanks! I hear they can also make their ears move without the rest of their heads. Top muscle control those girls

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Slumber Party of Evil Doom - Chapter 2 Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult Fandom: Original > Paranormal/Supernatural > General Pairing: None Warnings: AFFO, Bond, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Language, NoSex, OC, Oneshot, Violence