JayDee

Well the ranting and rage were unrelated to any childfree matters. Unless I missed a weird subtext, that was more of a reference to people're always changing earlier in me post. Completely off topic, really... I am also happily childless.

pittwitch : Thanks for your review on the Drowsy prompt story. I'm always happy to share my work - or "inflict" to use the technical term

I remember a shittonne of really wanky posts, mods flouncing left right and centre, angry claims of power abuse, users also flouncing and getting very het up, chibi rage, fandom_wank coverage and one particularly ignorant fuckwit shitting pages of textual bricks over people pointing out they were ranting away in the first place, account deletions, self story removals, 1000 word screes that summed up to "BAAAWWW" and something about a forum orgy with a six foot cock. ...I think I went back to the forum before the last out of date forum though with those memories... the software's good, and the people they are a changin'... had a different pen name them days... What larks! JayDee, generally a happy drunk PS: Sure are a lot of Moms posting these days though, based on the shoutbox... Where's the Hardcore Childfree crowd representin' ? *stir, stir*

That's crazy talk! Everyone knows Bobby and Johnny are both Peter Parker's bitches! ...just kidding, good luck with your request.

...and I'm sure everyone is relieved I didn't go for a drowsy horse with a sheath full of cheese. I think with my story for the drowsy prompt I may have a new contender for my least viewed story. Damn you nosex tag, you always fuck me! Which is kind of ironic, actually. Oh, I can't stay mad at you... So, I had a first idea for the prompt of a comics story with some minor superhero drowsily overcome by fumes from a faulty boiler, only for his arch enemy to enter, taunt him for being caught asleep, and then also pass out. Realising it was weaker and scientifically iffy, I decided to go Folklore with Jenny Greenteeth, who probably had a better set of gnashers than most of the old British peasantry. Still scientifically iffy, but more fun... She's been around for donkeys years with variations on the name (or possibly not - most plummy university folklorists probably misinterpreted local accents), and having someone drowsy nearly fall asleep and get caught was the best I could manage for the prompt. I am away from the internet for a few days at the end of the week so had to get it out of the way. ...all of that rambling out of the way, two kind reviews from my fellow prompters: BronxWench - 'zactly! Luck of the Irish(-American)! If he'd been German-America, Jenny'd've been drowsily picking her teeth with his wishbone by word 999. I grew up with elderly relatives telling similar stories, but a long way from Lancashire, so I thought I could put my own twist in. So I'm glad it made you laugh and thanks for the review Fairy Slayer - I can't honestly say how much of a problem it is at Yellowstone, but I read through the park rules and regulations and they are pretty tough on it. Not using water monsters, of course, because it's probably too hot I was wracking my brains for a title, remembered the J-Lo song title, and went with it. I can't remember how the song went - I thought I did, but that turned out to be a Black Eyed Peas track... I thought about a non-Jenny referenced title originally for a little reader-surprise, before realising the disclaimer would let the cat out the bag anyway, so what the hey I looked up Manchester's games last august for the Newcastle score (it would have been another team if they played someone else). Thank hey for internet search, because I don't follow 'em to know! I don't think a big rock would inconvenience Jenny. I think you'd have to be pretty used to people tossing shit in ponds if you wanted to live in one - kids love skipping stones! I ought to do a follow up where she gets dinner... and then remove the nosex tag, and give her a date... "Uh, no, really Jenny, I don't really need you to go down on me... No, it's not your teeeeetthhh....owww..."

I wonder if they were going to keep Duncan originally but then while finishing plannning out the plot of the game, they took a break to play a little office Basketball and then "Hey! We should slam Duncan!"... ...yeah, I hear crickets too.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Jenny From The Pond Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult Fandom: Folklore Pairing: N/A Warnings: AFFO, Language, NoSex, OC

Well, for the prompt Moon, I was about as literal as I could get with the flashfic Millicent Moons Luna. Possibly a slight cheat here, as I have been thinking of the Luna/Millicent pairing for some time; I wanted to do a (for me) full length story with the two, as I haven't done a lot of femslash. I am not sure why I am drawn to them as a pairing - I'm pretty sure there is nothing canonical to support it - but it could well be the contrasts in the two, as Fairy Slayer has pointed out to me in review. Fairy Slayer - Thanks for your review! I wish I could write reviews as well as you do. Sadly, I think the more serious HP writers would say the characterisation is probably, uh, vaguely inaccurate at best. Not just the 'being a lesbian' thing, heh. I went with what made the porn work really... *embarressed cough* I figure using a girl called Luna makes it three types of moon Heh, I pretty much forgot about the pictures when it came to the story codes. I probably need to go add a voy tag, but then since they aren't desribed being voyeurs it's probably not needed. pittwitch : Thanks for your review! I quite often find myself snowed under with work during the week and having the bash 'em out on Saturdays. The easiest thing would be to write them on Sunday, but I don't tend to have the idea properly fixed in my head quickly enough. Yep, Millicent saw got a screeching change of view with that kiss... BronxWench : Thanks for your review: I guess Millicent isn't so poor - she made a new friend - but she did have to learn that messing with mildly crazy people with nothing to lose isn't always going to go the way you plan. S'funny how Moonstruck has fallen out of fashion as a term but we still use Lunatic a lot. I like the sound of it really.

This prompt is now closed (as of February 28th 2011). Nothing to stop you being prompted to write a story of course, but the rewards and whatnot are no longer available, not a problem there really Reminder: Same rules apply for user prompts as the weekly prompt. This user prompt is: Snuff Heartfelt thanks to anybody who takes part. In place of the AFF weekly challenge Reward banners: I will read & review at least the first chapter or a complete oneshot of any AFF hosted story - (Provide link at bottom of reply post) - OR - send you 10 million forum points (registered users only). Please state reward wanted. One reward only per user - while the reward is probably worthless to many, leaving only the challenge of the challenge, I feel I need to state this just in case a twitficing review fanatic with a spare hour feels like banging in 50 entries of gentleman's powder pinching, and asked 50 reviews on huge oneshots in reply. It's the internet - stranger things have happened! The closing date for this user prompt is 28th February 2011.

Well, a happy ending technical workaround kerjigga then! Good luck finding stuff more to your taste (F/F without some form of oral may be a tricky one...), and I managed to inadvertantly prove that I am a far more disgusting person Not entirely fair - a lot of new tags have been introduced, so a story predating them would generally not have them unless an author happened to go back and add 'em. There's also some duplication of themes in tags, so someone might have a topic covered by one or not the other. Going from tags and deciding what you want to read and what you don't care for is something I heartily endorse, though, so I hope it mostly works out for you there too. JayDee, now thinks Weaveworld Refugee would be an swesome pen name. But maybe too fandom specific.

From what I've seen you're not disgusting.... those kinks are pretty vanilla compared to some of the works going on around here, so don't worry about that. Thing is it can take a while to get a reply on a fic search (unless, curiously, it's something like "And harry discovers he is secretly the nephew of whatshisface Cullen while Draco was born from a Jelly trifle, and they lust for each other" that'd get thousands of replies) so posting it and waiting a while is the best idea, along with what RogueMudblood suggests on specifics. I can't think of anything that covers all your tags within the HP fandom, but there is certainly Luna and humil action in my PWP story 'For the Profit of The Slytherin', and Ginny in 'Revenge Of The Ravenclaw'(little in the way of angry girl on guy violence there, brief forced M/M but otherwise...eh as PWP goes, they go)... Non HP fandom, I did a story called The Taking of Felicia Hardy with elements of slavery, humil and similar, and not much violence at all... That's also M/F though. Not much more I could suggest this time of the morning, except again to re-iterate both patience and that - even with the forum looking increasingly maternal in make up - there's waaaaay more peversities on AFF

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Millicent Moons Luna Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Millicent Bulstrode x Luna Lovegood Warnings: F/F, Fingering, PWP

Another store suggestion - How about a "currency reset" - in the same way that hyperinflation led to devaluation of past currencies when there was too much in circulation. If it can be done easily/quickly, how about resetting the accounts of anybody with, say, more than 5,000 points to the 5K mark? (or less. I just picked a low arbitary figure from my ass that reflects, say, a good pot from the old casino/arcades) to give a fair playing field for the new economy. Many - probably all - of the older hugely rich accounts came from the way the old bank cards handled interest over several months of cumulative wotsit on the big cards rather than any kind of skill/playing around. Seems like y'all might have more fun if you were actually battling for the top spot... but I never did the ib battle pro thing so maybe being near the top wasn't just the thrill. ...Just some rambly thoughts.

I suspect you may be thinking of a story by Deathstalker which is no longer on his author profile page. I can't think of any others... as for orc rape/abuse in general if you fancy seeing a legendary fanfiction on that topic, have a search around for the great story Celebrian (featuring the elf of the same name, who in canon was Elrond's wife) described by one reviwer as "Celebrian is a smut fanfiction story set in Middle-earth. It is infamous for its graphic and disgusting sex scenes". High praise indeed. I am sure you can find a copy through google.

Credit Cards - with Greek myth theme: "Midas Gold Touch Card" - Top credit limit "Artemis' Silver Arrow Card" - medium-high "Colossus Bronze Plated Card" - medium-low "Charon's Copper Obol Card" - bottom limit (the thread appearance loaded kinda funny for me... EDIT - Had similar problems on other threadsy, cleared all my cookies/history and reloaded and it is fine now! Looks like something had an update thingmajig. Heh.)

...Good stale pizza. Nice and chewy.

Morrigayne - Thank you for your review on The Morpheus Potion - Seems to have been quite a popular ending, I have to wonder if readers who've been trying to find all the Nirnroot find it that much more satisfying...

We'll have to wait and see what prompts come up

That link may well prove useful for my future writing, thanks! (Although, if I ever write anything that seems anatomically accurate I might offend my fanbase so I'd have to be careful... )

I started the prompts with Horsecock and, when the new prompt sand proved too hard to do something more thematically original with, fell back on it. Falling back on horsecock isn't as easy as you might think. I hear the ER people never believe it. So.. figured I needed a horse, and a desert, and then I remembered the Narnian story least likely to get a film version. I had a bit of trouble with the title, trying various Sandy Sheath variations before googling to see if "The Horse and His Girl" had already been used... it sure had, so I went with "The Horse and His Cock" which brought no google matches on the +"" search mode and more because there's some writer on the Hentai foundry forums who made at least three or four recent posts in various threads about not liking stories with horsecock. So here I am with review replies: Fairy Slayer: - Thanks for your review. I wasn't even sure if a horse could get sand trapped there, which was why I tried to indicate some possible Aslan involvement. Just in case. There is water there, but what I was trying to get at was how coming from Calormen the water would probably taste different with different soils/rocks/minerals filtered through, so no worries about dehydration When she finds the truth, "What do you mean you don't milk male horses? None of them told me that! I even asked this wise old Centaur and he told me... Bah! Narnians!" The title was hard (see above ) Where does the chainsaw come in to your thoughts though? I've been having images of something like "Evil Dead 4: Army of Foghorn Leghorn." "You gotta - I say, you gotta give me some suger, baby." Apollo: Thanks you for your review. They talk about romantic beach experiances, but fuck if you aren't dealing with sand weeks later. If they found a way to weaponise that stuff, they'd make millions. I dunno, I just like horses! BronxWench: Thanks for your review. I'm sort of worried about Aravis seeming too innocent, but I think it's mostly in keeping with her family wanting her married off in the book. pittwitch: Thanks for your review! Geldings are the ones whove had their balls lopped off, right? I used gelding as a pen name on an anonymous story a while back (not here). Maybe the real horses can talk, but keep it a secret so we don't make 'em do worse stuff. Maybe they only reveal it just before they have you alone on some high cliff and kick you off, "Ha ha! Horse whip that you two legged bastard!" Maybe I've gotten off topic in this review reply... uh, believe me you are not the first person to find themselves disturbed after reading something I've written. Many assume me to be disturbed too, admittedly with some justification. Maybe I ought to follow up with a Hwin story, sort of a virgin mare/wise man opposite approach... Hermit's time to shine!

Well it was more just tasteful and dramatic until the erotica part - That Sloth Demon work part time for the Playgirl network?

Maybe they thought Logan's Run was a documentary?

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Horse and His Cock Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Books > The Chronicles of Narnia > The Horse and His Boy Pairing: Aravis x Bree Warnings: AU/AR, Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, HJ, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

Thank you Shadow Knight for your review on Crazy Pillow Talk - I kinda want to write more Chandler is a girl stuff... it shouldn't be the end, it should be a new beginning! (Female Chandler x Ross & Joey would be a hot threesome... damnit).

And here: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096086 http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096085 I guess to cover both fandoms rather than putting in crossover?