JayDee

Not to mention So, yeah, the Yule prompt led me to do something I've never done before - A Holiday Special for my old thoroughly politically incorrect (I'm no more transphobic than I am racist but I put stuff in my stories because it works in the context) dickgirl snuff fest Mindy's Revenge, a story for which I came to wish I'd googled the title after I had the idea, as there's apparantly a christian rock CD of the same name. I'd rather be associated with good wholesome gore than that stuff. I had a little trouble coming up with something for Yule, and went with the violent route because It's been 10 stories since anybody died and, hell, last week's was so lovey dovey I figure I got a little leeway for the unpleasantness. Somewhere out there are folks who kinda liked the original Mindy's Revenge stories who might get a nostalgia kick I did not expect any reviews from the folks on the forum, being with it clearly in a very niche setting - as I mentioned once before there're tags I'd avoid if I saw 'em, and certainly expect others to feel the same about non mainstream stuff like this. It may just be me, but it seemed kind of like there's more duplication of tags now than there needs to be - like a few could have slightly expanded meanings and so give a simpler field for people to check? (I couldn't get why minor character, major character and death are all seperate tags, same with NonCon and rapefic and stuff... but this is waaaaay off topic, so moving swiftly on:) pittwitch: Thank you for your review, glad you managed to stomach it - at least it was brief and hopefully I'll manage something more mainstream next prompt Fairy Slayer: Thank you for your review. Yep, the previous parts were probably as you'd expect although maybe considerably bloodier (as one other reviewer commented in 2007 "Never thought I'd run into a second fic with brain fucking >_>"). Yeah, Homer's lonesome yuletide figure is kind of a sad one. Think of him shrugging it off and heading to Moe's if it helps

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Mindy's Revenge: The Holiday Special Type of story: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ for violent sexualised death Fandom: Cartoon > The Simpsons Pairing: Dickgirl!Mindy Simmons X Lurleen Lumpkin Warnings: (for Holiday Special Chapter specifically:) Contro, Death, fingering, F/D, humil, Language, MCD, NonCon, PWP, RapeFic, Violence,

Well laughter is a fine thing, g'luck with your title idea search.

I probably ought to be less scrupulous and just claim I had the idea all along when that sort of thing happens. Further reviews on the Gifts story: Shadow Knight: Thank you for your review. I Gotta love the accurate description of 'melodramatic excess', all it needed was an evil twin and pregnancy and it would have been my first soap opera! I suspect a heftier amount of my regular readers certainly would only want a changed-mind sequal if it involved the splitting open option - and then half of them would take the standard gurochan "eww! damn furries!" attitude. I'm just a self entitled pornographer, going off the Miller test a sizable proportion of my work is pornography. Just occasionally an accidently poetic turn of phrase may satisfy the literary requirement to cease being pornography but otherwise, it's pretty much all porno! Then I do something wangsty like this. Apollo: Thank you for your review. Stunning? Well, I guess I have experiance of describing cocks by... Oh! the imagary of the feelings, right. ahem. Mind in the gutter again. I like putting silly jokes in things, even if it might be argued it isn't always appropriate - I think a lot of folks writing a scene like that would have left out the hairball gag, but I dunno, I'm glad you smiled at it.

Alright, more canine than vampire how about just amending the title to "A kiss that drools"?

You mean something dark... Like this?

Well, bashed out in possibly a new record time for me was a story for the prompt Gifts set in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. I don't even have a proper title even though I spent a week thinking of how I had to do a TES prompt story, mostly because about five minutes before I saw the prompt I saw the announcement of the release date for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (the alternative title presumably being Nord by Nordwest), and, well, Ahnassi's old quest path was pretty much entirely gift based, except maybe for the bit about having words with her Skooma addicted ex-lover. I think I mostly just abused the Sujamma... Anyway, reviews for which I am grateful: pittwitch: Thank you for your review. Yeah, ended up kinda warm and friendshippy - It would have been more in character if I'd used a ring of paralysis, groping and an enforced vampirism storyline probably. Hey, Eternal Life is a gift! BronxWench: Thank you for your review. Possibly the warmest and fluffiest review I ever had. I guess the grief adds texture to the happiness... unless that's too wangsty for words! Fairy Slayer: Thank you for your review. It sounds sorta like it had more emotion than I realised? I put in the skooma addict reference more as a shout back to her ex from the game, a quest that unfortunately didn't have a "smack over the head to solve" option. Having my mind permenantly in the gutter I went for a big cock reason, but equally a really passionate hug would probably break her spine and that can put a dampener on any relationship. I hadn't thought about his fear over losing the friendship, but you know it really makes sense too. Melrick: Thank you for your review, I am glad you enjoyed this. The games are pretty awesome, though I confess to only having played Morrowind and Oblivion. I managed to read one good Oblivion sex story here on the archive, but I'd bet there's more good stuff, porno and not, just because it's such a rich world to work with. Less than a year 'til the next game if it's on time. Might have to upgrade my old PC...

Savagery - another review, as it edges painfully past the 1000 hits mark! SailorAF: And thank you also for this review, I blush really - Awesome is about the highest praise I have for anything unless in refined company so hearing it back about something I personally felt was a little hacked out is pretty great for me!

Centaur Mother has attracted another review, possibly indirectly as a result of the recent publicity for the new Tomb Raider game making readers wonder if there's any new Lara action in the archive SailorAF: Thank you for your review! It's certainly short, for there's an absolutely top limit of 1000 words on the Prompt stories - it could have been worse, if I'd done a Twitfic, It would have barely covered the horsecock. As for cool, I am pleased it appealed to you.

Whoo, backlog of reviews to reply too. I've been replying to reviews on the forum since October because I decided it was the right and polite thing to do, but I do get forgetful - In my defence it has been a heck of a busy month out her in the obscenely cold world so far... So, Pegging on Evergreen Terrace, a Simpsons' story of the "delivers what the title promises" variety written for the Evergreen prompt. The alternative idea I had was having a guy fuck a tree. There would have been splinters and grievously mis-used pine cones, frankly, the internet is better off without it. Apollo: Thank you for your review. I am glad to have made you and other readers laugh with this one. I tried to fit in probably more humour than I normally manage in 1000 words as well as the smut. BronxWench: Thank you for your review. I can see it now, "DIDDLY!" "She sure did, Ned." I bet Ned's not the only early riser either! Fairy Slayer: Thank you for your review. You're right about the feelings - I think it would actually have been better with more about Bart's reaction to his spouting off on love. Milhouse - the young version gets references like that all the time, whereas the old version just seems to be bitter about not getting Lisa. Gentle and loving - well, sometime's a fiancee doesn't have the heart to mete out a proper punishment Shadow Knight: Thank you for your review. There's some great pegging stories out there, unfortunately my links seem to be dead or I'd show you a favourite or two. As I mentioned above, glad to have got some chuckles from folks on this one - was almost the main aim! You're right about Bart - hell, second time round he probably still won't twig. recaptcha's kind of like a daily horoscope, I think you can always read something into it if you want - I often do when entering the irritatingly useful anti-spam codes! pittwitch: Thank you for your review: Never the same? Well, he'll certainly walk a little gingerly for a while at least! Heh, I don't tend to think of myself as "sharing" my work, more sort of "inflicting" but that may just be me... Quondam: Thank you for your review - well, the great thing about smutty fanfic is that you can pretty much paste in any kink or sexual deviance as a kink of the character's, and the kink's fans* will love you for it. MSTers may want to flay you, but what the hey. *As opposed to fans of The Kinks, who will waver between disinterest and requests for you to turn up Lola on your earphones so they can hear it too.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story Link: Gifts Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult Fandom: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Pairing: Ahnassi / Orc!Nerevarine (ie the Player Character) Warnings: Angst, Anthro, Exhib, M/F, NoSex

...well, there's this then: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=5233

1. How about a brief introduction of yourself? JD is my latest pen name and I have used it for something like five years. I briefly used another one before it (my Princess Peach story can be found elsewhere with a different pen name but the same email), and before that I had a name that was the same as my online/LAN gaming handle. Which was a great idea (read stupid idea) as a real life acquaintence searched itm found an Fdom Vampire Willow BtVS fic and asked just why I wanted to be tortured like that. The old stories are all off AFF now. I sometimes think of reposting the old stories under JayDee, but all it would need is one of my friends to recognise a title and, well, the awkward questions would be back. I have also done a couple celeb stories under anonymous throwaway names in recent years over on CSSA, but don't want credit for them for various reasons. So that's me, JD and why JD is it comes from my email with JayDee used wherever places don't take 2 letter usernames (I am also JayD on one site because somebody regged JayDee just to make comments...)... Yeah, I got the email when gmail beta started and didn't really use it until the new pen names. 2. Fabulous! And what got you into fanfiction to begin with? I did some shitty school set scriptfics when I was 17/18, but these weren't put online just shared amongst friends by email because they made a buncha the guys laugh. Some inexplicable and long faded gift for humor, apparantly. It was Play by Post freeform roleplay that really got me into fanfiction. I used to read some stories, lot on an old Star Trek site but never really thought of doing my own. Then I got some confidence from freeform roleplaying (non adult themed incidently) and took a shot at it. 3. I see, so what kind of fanfiction do you like to write? Porn without plot is about the best I manage. Sex sells and there's going to be someone, somewhere, on the internet ready to rub one out. 4. Do you tend to write the same pairings/characters? Or are you a fandom whore? Nope. I hardly ever do more than one story with the same characters actually, and where I have returned to a character it has tended mostly to be either another story part to something I thought of as a oneshot, or a direct sequel. 5. What is your more popular fanfic and why do you think people like it so? It seems to be 'Unleash the Beast', and as to why I haven't got a clue. It's just an old fashioned "teen witch meets dog" story. 6. Forget other people, what is the fanfic you've written you're most proud of? My Predator story for being multichaptered and almost, but not quite, having a coherant plot. The non-AFF version also has some pretty funny celeb stuff. 7. Do you find writing easy? Hard? What are the most difficult aspects of writing you struggle with? Time. Oh, god, finding the time to sit and write for hours to do a decent long story. I also hate getting interrupted while writing and that happens a lot if I try and write during the day. I also find longer and plotted stories too intimidating to start a lot of the time. 8. Write a few sentences of so of your favorite pairing or character. "Wait, what if Fry comes home?" "Screw that meatbag!" Bender ran vibrating finger tips up Leela's inner thigh. 9. Are there any fanfiction trends/clichés you can't stand or are just sick of? Quantity over quality. Mpreg bashing - I don't write it and I don't read it, but it's no worse than any other weird fetish and yet seems to attract a disproportionate amount of hysterical abuse from people who, I am 99% sure, are probably secretly jacking off to it. If having twins was good enough in canon for Dave Lister, it should be good enough for anyone! Edit - I just started reading the other folks in the thread starting with Pittwitch and, well, hope I don't sound like I'm being a passive aggressive. Not that you were hysterical or bashing or anything but I could see how it might seem like I was having a dig, but I din't know! Eeep. *flees* 10. Are you guilty of any of the fanfiction trends/clichés you now hate? Or any other ones? Well, I have made some jokes about mpreg, but I have made jokes about a lot of things. Also, any of my sex scenes that go on for 6000 words are probably quantity over quality. 11. What was the first fandom you wrote for? Do you still like/participate in it? Funny, I can't really say because it might be too blatent who I used to be. The second fandom was probably Buffy though and, no, I was only a fringe participant the first time round. Mostly for episode discussion. And let me tell you, incredulously reading 8 pages of humorless bastards complaining that Anya singing about bunnies doing it "completely ruined the rest of the song" was enough to cure me of desire for much further participation. 12. Name your OTPs or most frequently written pairings/characters and explain what it is about them you love to write. What with the whole barely re-visting pre-written characters thing I suspect my most frequently written pairing is either Felicia Hary and that big fat OC the requester came up with, or maybe Ravager and Nightwing. I like Ravager and Nightwing because they both pretty awesome. Don't think they're that close anymore these days in the comics but it's been a while since I saw some of 'em. 13. What would you call your writing "style"? Primitive. In a lot of cases it's probably comparable to, say, a kid sticking a finger up its nose, pulling out a big hairy chunk, and showing it to everyone to see how annoyed or grossed out they get. 14. Do you read other people's fanfic? If so, what do you find yourself reading the most? I do when I have time. The time issue is always a thing for me. I tend to try a lot of PWP. There's a few authors I have found to be writing things I almost always enjoy so I go for them. I definitely prefer to read finished stories, but there is one great author whose ongoing multiparters I couldn't stop myself getting drawn into - and since s/he hasn't updated in a year now, well, I may sob. 15. Name one thing you'd LOVE to write, but have been too afraid or shy to do. I've tended to decide a few of the Biblically based story ideas I have had probably aren't worth the hassle, being one of the few purely written things in my shitty country that are both exclicitly illegal and previously successfully prosecuted. Given what I write I tend to avoid giving direct answers about myself and skimp on details a lot of the time for similar reasons. Freedom of expression round here? Yeah, right. Plus, every time I started one lightning blew out all the fuses and melted the surge protector. 16. Do you have trouble taking criticism? Or worse yet, do you have the dreaded bloated ego? If I didn't have a bloated ego I wouldn't have the confidence to write! I think I can take criticism well - depending sometimes on the source or time of day (and wrongly-spelled criticisms about spelling? You can shove 'em!), but then inexplicably don't really do anything to improve. I may be lazy. 17. When you write, is there anything that helps? Music? Quiet room? Repairing toaster ovens? Quiet toom is the most important. I have music on a lot, but it doesn't really help or hinder. It's other intrruptions that pretty much kill my flow. 18. What inspires you? If I knew that, I'd be rich. Rich I tells you. 19. Lastly, how would you sum up your fanfiction experiences and yourself as a writer? Fair to middling. There have been some pretty stressful periods but probably more pretty good periods. 20. Tag some friends, because they'll have you for it. The only thing I don't like about memes... I used to be an LJ regular, and would either delete the forward on part or occasionally replace it with a picture of an angry goat. I know the whole point of the meme - besides from giving us folks the ever popular opportunity to talk about ourselves - is to spread far and wide, but, dammit, I'm just not infectious.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story Link: Pegging on Evergreen Terrace Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: The Simpsons Pairing: Adult Bart X Adult purple haired twin. Warnings: Angst, AU/AR, Bond, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Dom, HJ, M/F, NonCon, Oneshot, Peg, PWP, Toys

Pjurado did some stories, should be able to find his work through google - try the grey archive link first, can get the access password on the forum.

Apollo: - Heh, I pretty much assumed it would stay with him because the obvious follow up is: 100 years later a new Princess rides through the forest, finds the frozen prince, falls in love with his naked stone body and kisses him, turning him back to flesh - in the time honoured fairy tale tradition. Narative causality means something - and gets a rather unpleasant tasting surprise...

Wow. Books. In all my years of fanfiction going back to the pre-JD days I don't think I have ever done a book based story before, although I guess some of the Harry Potter stuff is backed up with non movie bits I'm one of those fanbrat types who would rather think of (as an example) Snape as Alan Rickman than the less-appealing book descriptions. Don't know why I haven't had a story for the book catagory before writing White Snow, Red Snow, Yellow Snow for the last AFF prompt though. Gotta love books. Review replies for this story! Thanks as ever for reviews. I, like just about everyone, enjoys getting feedback Shadow Knight - I'll agree with you it's not really Death for the Prince given one big Lion sneeze - also, heh - can bring him back, but the Death tag also goes for his comrades, servants, prospective workers and - being an army and all - probably a few hookers/courtesans. And animals. And probably the occasional unfortunate dwarf. With a few decades before the kid with the vial of UbiqHeal turns up, they're worm food Don't be bolder... in fairness, if I had been writing with more time and a higher word count, I'd have detailed the splatter more. Fairy Slayer: Some of the monsters cared about the horses. There's pretty good eating on a horse... I think if the whole well equipped and experianced army goes somewhere and doesn't come back, it would tend to serve as a pretty good warning against invading again all on its own Jadis has done worse in canon when people gave her cause, she really is pretty badass all on her own! pittwitch: ...Probably a bit of despoiled brown snow under some of the dead guys too. Evil is sexy. Dammmit I think I still have a deep rooted fear of the White Witch from 25 odd years ago when I first had 'em read to me, then there was a TV series... The mean old baggage from the Rapunzel story had nothing on her! Regarding yellow snow - also missed a chance to have someone write their name With eating, the trick would be to finer one of the stupider Minotaurs and follow a Family Guy joke by offering him a "lemon snow cone"... Certainly some horse eating to ensue if nothing else!

Pen Name: JD/Jaydee Story link: White Snow, Red Snow, Yellow Snow Type of fic: FlashFic. Rating: Adult+ Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia (Books.) Pairing: Dwarf OC HJ's Calormen OC, White Witch WS's Calormen OC Warnings: Angst, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Death, HJ, Humil, M/F, M/M, NonCon, OC, Oneshot, Violence, WS

I have received a review on my story Pleasurable Evils, which is an Angel/Buffy crossover with a whole ton of pairings that don't really end well for participants, such as a Gang of Bringers X Wesley, Angelus X Fred, headless-but-not-dying!Dawn X Futa!Amy, and Angelus x Buffy x Evil!Spike and even others. It's been a long while since I wrote it, never mind even thinking about it, but I do know It was written as a request for DrBlasphemy, the mod who maintains the TSSA archive. The only other AFF review I had was in 2008, with the suggestion that, ...and I don't know about anyone else, but it seems like a good idea for a story to me! Maybe one day, if I ever have the time. Thanks for the comment and feedback there, tengabyebye. Anyway, the new review is from bitamin717 - Thanks for your review! Yes, I think bad guys tend to come out on top in a lot of my stories. I may have been adversely affected by the cartoons I watched as a kid where they almost never got a chance too. I do disagree over Willow - I generally enjoyed her character arc throughout the series, but while I didn't really care for Kennedy it was more because she felt shoehorned in, and I didn't really like that Tara had died. Tara was pretty cool. Um. Thanks again for your review!

Yeah, but I could have spent the whole time writing the McGonagall story shuddering and filled with self-loathing at the monstrous crime against nature taking place under my fingers, like the time I did a Spyro the Dragon story for someone. (leading to the review starting, "If you can't even say why you think it sucks so bad, then your opinion hardly matters." which sure told me...) I can actually see where the old person/young person getting it on distaste and/or amusement comes from, particularly where a position of trust for the older person is involved, (as opposed to old/old, which is totally normal. I could never see what was supposed to be shocking about the lemonparty "shock site"), but I can't say it slows me down. Back before I was writing as JayDee, under my old pen name*, I did a story with a much-older college professor and a student, and one of the comments I had was that it came across as a rape story. That hadn't been my intention, but from the perspective of the much-older man's position relative to the 19 year old student and the way he put it to the student I realised that it sure looked like it. So there's that which can be offputting where age is concerned. *Just to confirm: The old pen name stories are no longer on AFF, which is a good thing given the rule of one fiction hosting account per person. Weirdly though, not the reason I took them down, but good thing I did!

Very little squicks me, really. I don't see a problem with folk of advanced years getting it on.

Ah. Yes. Harry Potter and the wotsit of wotsits. I think the most emails/comments etc etc I have ever had for me to write a sequel/more parts to any story I ever did was the one about Hermione getting busy with the neighbour's dog. Huh... Did another HP story for the turkey prompt, having been unable to think of anything for the bird or the country, so I am starting this thread with review replies for Wild Turkey: Thanks for your reviews and comments all of you! pittwitch: Funny's good. It's definitely a pairing that is hard to take seriously (well, unless you have a multichapter angst fest of building UST), so I think the summary alone would be enough to make a few people smile. I think if this story had a tagline, it would have to be a homage to the once popular posters they sold to students, "Wild Turkey - helping old witches have sex since 1996...." Fairy Slayer: I wasn't meaning to suggest Petunia took liberties, just that a few sherries had her acting intoxicatingly/talking bollocks. I can see how it gives that impression though, especially as PWPs tend to make the reader assume everybody is fucking everybody else. I figured assuming potion made sense, especially as love potions aren't unknown at Hogwarts, though hopefully they keep 'em away from that Felch Filch fellow. I wanted to include the - yes, admittedly obvious - pun with something about an "old bird" in there punning with Turkey. Probably for the best! Though as I say to pittwitch I think that there's just something inherantly funny in Harry/Minerva. I used to chuckle in the later Connery movies where he had 40-50 years on his love interest too, though. Harry's 16, he gets aroused by an older teacher, he's gotta justify it! Apollo : I only thought of the stuff because someone bought some back from America in the summer. I was really stumped for something with turkey until I recalled that Wild Turkey. Quite a challenging prompt this week. Glad you enjoyed it! Shadow Knight Another seeing the funny side! I can get where the ewwww comes from - if nothing else, there's always something slightly squicky about a teacher and a student, even if the student is over the age of consent (off topic - did JK ever give a wizard world age of consent, what with different laws and all? I know Scotland has 16, and America doesn't have a federal one, but with quite a few states - like Rhode Island - also at 16.). Immoral abuse of position and all that though. Very naughty. Especially without using one of those polyjuice potions to look like... uh, still naughty. I dunno, I think she's got class and grace and that counts for a lot! I smiled while writing the thing too!

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Wild Turkey Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Harry Potter x Professor Minerva McGonagall Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, D/A, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

Oh ffs... Sorry mods, I posted this in challenges and it was supposed to be in searching. Brainfart or summit I guess or Me = klutz! Thanks for the reply DG, if you haven't seen them in your long thrashing with the database they probably don't exist I've seen other characters too, but not Willow!

Can anybody recommend stories with Willow with a penis? Many thanks in advance for any help.