JayDee

I request a story that features as it's core Harry waiting quietly for a bus. The story would only need to be flashfic length, but should have an (non misleading) exciting enough summary and title - and hopefully story itself - to draw in at least 1000 hits within a few days. Is he whiling away the time with dirty thoughts? or exciting memories? Is he surreptitiously touching himself? Or quite openly doing so? ...Harry-quietly-at-a-bus-stop being enough to get many hits for the right author wasn't exactly an idea that wouldn't go away, but did pop up again this morning so, caution and any last shreds of dignity to the four winds, I humbly make this request of ye all. Thanks in advance for anything written and thanks afterwards (obviously) for reading the above request.

Fairy Slayer - Thank you for your review of The Scout's Dream Yeah, I totally wanted to make it clear it was all a dream. The title may have been a little blatant in that regard, but at least it led to much merriment for me when I saw this week's Dream prompt I'm pleased the intensity came across, I was hoping for a fast acting came-a-gusher type feel. Related to an old promotional comic/one off war mode, I totally feel there was more to the Soldier/Demoman relationship than a deep love of projectile weapons... well, unless it was a certain fleshy type. So writing the Soldier getting curious about the Scout seemed natural to me My name is enough? Heh, I blush! You really are too kind, especially as I really don't expect most folks to want to look at some of the hardcore PWP shit I write. I expect you've got hardened to the worst links of the internet on 4chan!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Horse and His Cock - Chapter 2: A Dream of Horse Cock Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Books > Chronicles of Narnia Pairing: Bree x Aravis, Hermit x Hwin(briefly) Warnings: AU/AR, Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

...I always thing of Castlevania when I think Alucard, he's been in some of those games for a long time. Not ever having seen Hellsing probably helps there. I got interested enough to look it up, and it seems (well, as far as I looked) that the first usage of Alucard "as a vampire's alias was in the 1943 film Son of Dracula, starring Lon Chaney, Jr." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036376/ TV tropes has some other usages as well: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Alucard It's funny how far back something like that can go isn't it? Good think Dracula sounds cool when reveresed. It's a narrow escape as Stoker originally intended to use the old Romanian name Reknaw for his famous character.

Thanks for taking the time to look into it along with everything else you got to do! The slimmed down list ought to be a lot more useful tool.

And so, the prompt Nightfall. Hilariously enough a map of the same name was added to Team Fortress 2 in the community map pack update last thursday, but I hadn't had a go by the time I wrote the story on Friday so set it in Harvest which is a nice place to hang out... and kill people. So, I wrote The Scout's Dream for nightfall, and the very next prompt is? Dream! Heh, maybe for the new prompt I should do "The Heavy's Dream" - Something with a lot of moist and delicious Sandvich action. Heh... I'm not entirely happy with my characterisation of the Soldier. I don't think I really pushed how absolutely insane he is. Ahh well. Thanks to you both for the reviews on The Scout's Dream BronxWench - What can I say.... Heavy likes his Sandvich I hope sometimes I don't put in jokey lines that distract too much from the sex! IndigoHaze - Heh, I originally wrote it as "Scottish eyehole" because the Scottish Demoman character only has one eye - but then I decided to go with a more general military reference/crude national stereotyping and avoid squicking folks - glad the foxhole version works!

Thank you kindlier!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Scout's Dream Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Games > Team Fortress 2 Pairing: Scout x Soldier Warnings: Anal, Bigotry, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, WD, WS

Catagory name: Team Fortress 2 Section catagory to be in: Games Do you have any stories for it?: Yes http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600086353 Others I spotted just in the misc M/M section alone: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600086296 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084965 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084964 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084717 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084716 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084273 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084274 So it seems to be popualar enough to warrent a catagory Specifically TF2 rather than the other flavours because TF2 is about the only one with characterisation, background, webcomics, official character videos and blogs as opposed to just classes

Nerys Dax - I completely agree with the sentiment, you ain't alone, and found the way you expressed it pretty funny Mods/Admins/Staff - It really has gotten very silly. Please at least consider removing all the duplication.

pittwitch Thanks for this review of Comic Book Guy's Snuff Movie - I sometimes have trouble with the recaptcha on reviews. I failed the Turing test too. I may be substandard spambot... Yeah, I figure Ruth would have been at an odd angle balance wise to jerk and hold but she enjoyed herself so it's all good in the long run! I can honestly say I've never seen a snuff film either, but that movie 8mm was fucking awesome! (...though I like a lot of Nicolas Cage movies so I probably can't talk.) I'm happily surprised you made it to the end. Now If I can just get this weeks prompt story down and finished by tomorrow night I can read this week's entries! Thanks again

First sample - Cory Doctorow (uh... was mentioned in some xkcd strips but no idea who s/he is) Second sample - Arthur Clarke (Him I know!) Final sample - David Foster Wallace (again, I say huh?) I can only assume it issues possibly flattering generalisations in the hopes of selling amazon books and getting the referral fees. Or some other commercial application I missed??

That's why most folks carefully avoid clicking my stories

Wow, a story from the past... my story Mike Rapes A Dyke has had a 13th review: It's many years later, but thanks anonymous reviewer for that one. I have a very roughly planned sequal, Mike Rapes A Skinhead, which is intended to play with the whole hollywood concept that you can do what you want to Nazis because they're evil fucks. ...Oh, what the heck thanks to all the past reviewers for your reviews! Positive and negative I appreciated them all. One other one to specifically comment on Yes, Mike hates being called Mike. I used it in the title for two reasons 1) I don't much care for Mike, he's a professional amoral asshole, so fuck what he likes 2) I liked how it rhymed. Reason 2 is sadly the main one. ...how on earth did I have time to write 10K of mostly coherant prose?

...I figure I ought to quote the reviews I reply too, so the thread actually makes slightly more sense to any casual "Must check all forum active content" users Cal - Thank you for your questions about "Poppies! Poppies!". I honestly don't think I'd get around to a sequel, but maybe someone else will sometime, heh. The Lion's certainly pretty twisted - he mighta hurt 'em if he wasn't so cowardly when he first met them! And idiots can be talked into anything. The Wizard did have a special request - he wanted the Witch's broomstick Ahem, I can see the Wizard/Dorothy appeal actually. Someone has probably already written it. Sorry this probably isn't the answer you were hoping for

http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/forum/733-archive-category-requests/ Here's where ya need to post it. Check the rules in case they've changed and there is anything you need to include!

I sure hope CharlieB here reviews it for you as well

prettydevilangellover - Thank you for your review of Comic Book Guy's Snuff Movie - The way I see it is they like killing each other, I just give them the environment to do it in Glad you liked it.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Comic Book Guy's Snuff Movie Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Cartoons > Simpsons Pairing: Comic Book Guy x Ruth Powers Warnings: Bond, CBT, COMPLETE, Contro, Death, D/A, Dom, Exhib, HJ, Humil, Language, M/F, MCD, NonCon, Oneshot, PWP, Toys, Violence And as reward I nominate myself to find time to read and review one of the stories from the mainstream prompt I haven't got around to yet!

I currently have my three nosex tagged stoies as AFFO, but I dunno, maybe I should re-post 'em to fanfiction.net ... unless I'm still banned. Ahem. Anyway, another review on the Slumber story for which, BronxWench I am very grateul. You may do as you wish, for my part I will be bashfully embarressed and self-depreciating I'm glad you liked the ending!

BronxWench - Thanks for your review on "Poppies! Poppies!" - I may be alone in this, but I think it worked well for the prompt simply because every time I think of the story I have an overpowering urge to immitate the Wicked Witch talking about poppies. He really is heartless!

Gurochan has added a trial furry board! GORE! FUR! Gory Fur! http://gurochan.net/fur/ That's right! As long as it doesn't descend into a whirlpool of drama and so is kept around by the admin, it sounds like it could be a great place for pictures of anthros red in rooth and claw! Already a few artists have expressed their happiness at finally being able to post their furry work on gurochan, and there's "lashings of the old ultra-violence" in place already. As Alex might say. Yay.

That's a quality story - nice to see the request come to fruition!

Hi, I noticed that with the move to the public domain, one of the stories in the Oz section is using character detail from Gregory Maguire's book Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West: http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600005755 In particular, the name Elphaba for the Wicked Witch is not in the original book, and the fanfiction as a whole appears based on the background details for characters in Gregory Maguire's work. While Gregory Maguire's book is obviously based on the public domain works, I am not sure if it would need to be moved to the main Books section with a different disclaimer reflecting the input from the new book/musical(I suspect it may have done originally before the necessary top level re-write?), as I don't think that Wicked: etc is in the public domain.

Hmmm, so, Week 19 prompt slumber led to me scraping the bottom of the idea barrel with The Slumber Party of Evil Doom, because I didn't want to do another sleeping sex story so soon and, well, my imagination must be kinda narrow when it comes to that shit Apollo - Thanks for the review - She could always redeem them, but I think that might be Angelic euphemism for kill anyway... "There are sinners in Sodom!" "Redeem them! Use lots of fire!" pittwitch - Thank you for the review - I guess my evil theme is evilly continuing in an evil manner Yeah, it's kinda like that other old scary story if you ended it like "The suddenly cut-off threatening phone call came from within the house... but the babysitter wasn't worried as that phone was in the same room she kept a pet Nightgaunt while babysitting" Different approach to killer in the house stories Fairy Slayer - Thanks also! - Yeah, I guess the title hints the evil is doomed from the start? Thanks loads for pointing out the typo. I read this one even closer than usual to get the word count trimmed, and still missed that! D'oh. By "fish" it's also probably "fish shaped souls" in hell - what happens to the whalers after death "There's another demon standing over the barrel!" "Don't worry Ahab, she's a crap shot."