JayDee

Shadow Knight gave me a couple of reviews for the older prompts Harvest Mouse and Haunting Horsecock, so firstly, thank you! I think there's even less people like the guro content than the beast or furry stuff. With that in mind I'd strongly warn you against reading 90% of my other stories. They got guro out the ass. Literally, in a couple cases. In Haunting Horsecock it was more of a change of form into the haunting of the woods than a regular fanfic nasty, so I am happy that it wasn't too guro for you! AL-YIFFEDA! They're hardcore followers of Doug Bin Winger... Thank you for the reccommendation - most people recommending my work seem to do so because "JD writes a nice evisceration" so its a nice change for something a little more romantic/loving . I really have little experiance of writing the cons male slash so hard to judge if people'd like it. I kinda like the idea of an eloping follow up, if only to write the farmer's reactions if Harry sent him a few choicce photos of Gerald with a mouth full of cock. It's finding time for me though, that's why I've enjoyed the prompts so much because I can devote a short bit of time each week, get a finished story, and not feel like I have short changed folks.

Heh, when places have to make new laws because of something you did, you always get a place in history "He didn't want to leave, but in the end he had to split." Another review for Centaur Mother kisakimiko - Thanks for your review! I totally get the bestial stuff isn't for everyone so I'm happy you were able to look past that for bits you did like.

Another prompt complete, and I am very grateful to have more reviews to reply too! I don't like to read other entries until I've finished mine (or, y'know, failed to finish one and the contest has ended) because I'd worry my idea seemed too similar. Got a few to read today/next few days though, which is cool. Seems to be either a popular prompt, or the idea is taking off more? My original idea for the Cornucopia story was an Indiana Jones/Stereotypical Nazi spy story, which became ideas for a comedia 'Indy and a sheep' for the "Eww!" value (or ewe value...), then turned into a Lara/Horse story for reasons I don't quite understand. Possibly I need a new avatar of Garth Ennis' comic character from Crossed, Horsecock (NWS link)... Beast stories aren't for everyone, just as there are story codes I avoid (along with any summary that says "Just read I suck at summaries"). Anyway. The title is a call back to my old "Alien Mother" and "Zombie Mother" stories. After author-note esque commentary which I think is allowed in these review reply threads, I has some review replies for reviews on my story Centaur Mother: Jaing - Thanks for your comment! Happy to have awed. I don't think I will do any more for this one, but I might do a sequel set a decade or so in the future with the Centaur son... djackgirl - Thank you for your review, I am glad you enjoyed this story. Kinda hard to hold the interest with pure smut sometimes, so glad I managed it! Apollo - Thanks for your review - another successful prompt! Heh, it's a weird kinda fantasy I guess. The level I normally aim for is the sewer! Total filth Shadow Knight - Thanks also for your comments. Yeah, sore in the morning is actually a pretty positive outcome with the Cornucopia, I think in real life it would be painfully fatal (...google Mr Hands for one news-making example) but with Divine magic it just becomes blissfully unrealistic smut! pittwitch - Thanks for this review! I think the original centaur myth was guy on horse, probably inspired by a storyteller seeing a guy, well, fuck a horse. So with with the genetic possibilities being stretched for Lara to have a centaur that world could certainly see more, but I can't see them taking over so much as appearing in Beer adverts A Clydesdale quietly minding its own business is quite intimidating. They are absolutely huge but magnificent beasts. Fairy Slayer - Bwa ha ha! Nice pun. Yeah, she was so horny she screamed herself hoarse! Thanks for your review. I was actually aiming to imply that it was just the stored build-up that was all used at once. I figured that having been dissipated, the Cornucopia would go back to bringing more normal fertility to the land. To recharge it, it could be kept sealed away for a bit of build up! 'rough and wrong and dirty' ought to be the tag line for most of my writing

Well, I'd like to do a Link x Epona story some time but not sure I'll have time soon, shame..

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Centaur Mother Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Tomb Raider Pairing: Lara Croft x Horse Warnings: Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Preg, PWP

Do you mean Zelda the series eg with seemingly popular pairings like Link/Epona, or actually featuring Princess Zelda herself?

"In 2029 Maggie Simpson will Kill Bart"

...and after Pittwitch braved Bart the Ripper II, Fairy Slayer threw caution to the wind and tried the original steaming pile that is Bart the Ripper. Written as a request for an artist called Wolvie (he's in the reviews), for whom I also wrote some real person fics to his basic plots. Thank you for the review, Fairy Slayer! Maggie's not totally alone in the world - she has aunts, one of whom has a long term girlfriend so there's three family members to raise her. If she had been around, the story would have been very short as she's been pretty dangerous with a gun since she was a baby... I haven't seen recent Simpsons' series, where I hear there have been a lot of complaints of Lisa becoming a bit one dimensional soapbox, but I have nothing against her in the stuff I have seen. One of my favourite ever Simpsons' scenes was when she was affected by the water at Duffland and did the "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" bit. Go cuddle that kitten

Don't bring it on yourself! It's even more violent than if Quentin Tarantino made the Care Bears movie.

It's because your login name has to be unique, but your pen name doesn't. Lotta JayDees out there! My actual login name is different. I'm sort of curious as to the most used pen name on the archive. It's probably something like DracosPosingPouch or something isn't it?

"And Knowing Is Half The Battle" [/GI Joe] Reply to review on Fuck Tradition! pittwitch - Thanks kindly for the review. Everyone's got a different sense of humor! I for one enjoy really lame puns and barely funny wordplay. I hoped there was enough detail to cover some minor background. It can be a problem in a flashfic. This is probably the most obscure fandom I've ever done a story for - I have this friend who's a total fanpuppy for the actor Rowan Atkinson (of the Mr Bean movies and the Blackadder sitcom with House's Hugh Laurie), which is how come I got to see the show.

Review on Bart the Ripper II, the story that the iron-stomached guy from toplessrobot couldn't quite face... pittwitch Thanks for your comment. I think horror film is fair, there was a load of torture-porn styled movies out for a few years there and it's sort of similar to that trend. I feel really bad for you having to skim or read the worst of the stories for the archive clean up - and I know there's a lot less pleasant than this one. Most people have a choice to avoid them. Sadly, my Simpsons story Mindy's revenge one is probably worse because of its politically incorrect portrayal of an intersexed individual.

In which case the author missed a chance for a brilliant double gag if he didn't stick America's most popular brand of condom on the Thestral - leading to any witnesses without the right experiance to say "Weird. Why is there well stretched condom floating in the air?"

By Avatrek? I've never read it, but it appeared in the updates at http://t-s-s-a.com/ a lot, so try under young adult there. Avatrek seems to be working on another big multiparter there based on more recent updates. Edit - appears the copy on AFF was deleted as avatrek didn't upload it See here for details

I mostly do one shots, so, when its finished. With a multiparter I prefer to finish the whole thing first then post it. Don't like leaving folks with unfinished work online, but occasionally I have added extra parts to stories intended as oneshots. Eh...

General review reply thread for any stories in the TV subdomain by JD. That's me. Hi. Story Fuck Tradition! written for the AFF prompt tradition, and based on an old, obscure, but pretty funny British sitcom! Apollo Thank you for your review. I like that some traditions are worthwhile and useful or simply non harmful, and some are not - but people are always going to have different ideas on which are which. Bucking the trend is good! I fixed the "far" typo. Thanks Regarding the Asian description - Maggie is of Pakistani descent. I tried writing the story using the British terms for things as much as possible (I normally try for American) and for Brits using "Asian" eg on census forms normally describes South Asian immigrants (Indians, Pakistanis, Bangledeshis and a few others) and their descendants because those were the largest Asian immigrant groups to Britain. Wikipedia has some sourced info: British Asians. Fairy Slayer: Thank you also for your review - I fixed the typo, thanks! Yeah, would've had to re-write something if it pushed it over 1000 so the breathing room worked out good There was a bit of a joke in one episode where Maggie was on about her sister being really traditional and boringly dedicated to her studies, when the sister turns up, she's instead even more of a rebel than Maggie's promiscuity. Gotta love a cheap pun If I'd tried for American terms, I could have had another hose/hose gag maybe... ahh well.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Fuck Tradition! Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Misc TV > Moresome > The Thin Blue Line (an obscure Britcom a friend got me into) Pairing: Constable Maggie Habib / two OC fire fighters Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, D/A, F/M/M, OC, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

...I forgot about that.

You have to go to the original subdomain and then select your author panel to upload stories to original. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/ (If you select your author panel from the main page rather than selecting one of the subdomains, it takes you straight to anime as the first subdomain...)

I *think* its my first consensual m/m scene (hence possibly ), I have been writing for years now and don't always recall what I did until I re-read it Like when I re-read my movie crossover I had totally forgotten including a couple minor characters... I can remember at least two m/m nc scenes I wrote though. You've got good points though. I guess the problems mostly stem from the compressed format of a flashfic, where drawing it out more would have meant leaving out later or earlier parts. If I find myself with time again for a long story I might have to try and do a proper length story, "Of Mouse Fucking Man" or something. With appropriate credit for parodied title.

I don't think glowing reviews are harmful for poor quality writers. I think they can provide the necessary confidence boost and motivation needed to keep someone writing and perhaps improve by doing. I realise some people out there are seeking some sort of publication or financial reward for writing, but surely there's a lot of us just doing it for fun? Some of us writers will simply not improve no matter how much effort we put in, criticism listened too and so forth, but it's a fine little hobby.

That's a good point. Lotta subjectivity with written work

I'm not a big one for original writing, so it's even more appropriate to just have one reply thread for this section! Sure, the first story is slash but that's only 25% of my original stories (and in pure length quite a lot less because the Angel story is thousands of words (and earned me a brilliant email asking if I was against God, and if not could the seminary-attending-yet-porn-story-reading emailer do a follow up where the angel was saved by twu luv. I said go for it... That's not a joke by the way. His email domain was a religious college. I swear by Eris t'was so.) Anyway, review replies... Harvest Mouse was my third plot idea for the prompt, and possibly my first ever cons m/m scene. Not a banjo player in hearing. Asexual Biped - Thank you! I like my anthros with a good streak of the animal in them, not just a human with a snout, as it were. pittwitch - Thank you, but honestly I thought that line was sort of corny. Ahem. I guess once harvested you can't sell it at market. Fairy Slayer - ...Corny, I say, corny. Thank you for your review also, I am glad the background stuff worked. I don't know why I couldn't just start it with something like "On this Earth there are furries. Deal with it." but the story wanted people to know why. Given the length of the story, I was seriously considering leaving out the sex, adding in more character introspection and then maybe finish with Gerald going into the barn... but I'm a pornographer dammit. Hey, Harry's fucking his boss's willing son; if he wasn't happy it's a great way to be a disgruntled employee Apollo - Thank you also for your review. I get what you mean with the pacing, I find the 'several hours later' jump somewhat jarring myself. I'd put up it being probably my first consensual m/m scene in defence, but I doubt my second'd be much better. Can't believe I have done four flashfics in four weeks... Thank you for the inspiration!

Pen Name: JD Story link: Harvest Mouse Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Original Pairing: Human / Anthro mouse Warnings: Anal, Anthro, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, HJ, Language, M/M, OC, Oneshot, PWP, Rim

I'm so lazy when it comes to food preparation, I'd probably just take a jar of chocolate spread to a glory hole instead, but an otherwise top notch plan! More reviews on Tricia Treat to reply too: Fairy Slayer I read your review about 11 hours ago, and have spent most of the time since imagining Ollie Williams' pillow talk. And cracking up. That's a genius concept for comedy, right there. Shoutin' sweet nothins in some gal's ear... They need to get on that at Fox, maybe with a 'Ollie Williams Karma Sutra' "LIFT THE LEG!" "SHE GON CUM!" Thank you for your review, it sounds like you're as familiar with Family Guy as I am and enjoyed the story! Aside from possibly problems of hard candy breaking off in an overenthusiastic 'throating, Softer chocolate-flavoured candy is also better for the teeth, because - in painful experiance - it's easier to chip a tooth on hardy candy pittwitch - Thank you! I am glad you also enjoyed this flashfic.