JayDee

It is? Don't tell the guy who wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!

Dear Boss's, Boss's, Boss, It's great that you have decided to move your desk out amongst us peons, but could you possibly keep the raucous cell phone calls about how much you enjoy your weekends abroard to a quieter volume, along with your loud jokes about your luxury car, your impossibly handsome PA and your current boyfriend's enermous dick? Or at least supply photos for comparison? Sincerely, JayDee

Teletubbies and Sin City?

Any of you attempting to go to the badfanfics forum will be getting a forum doesn't exist message, There is now a replacement forum for the 'House of Bad Fanfiction' at: http://whygodwhy.forumotion.com I have also edited my first post in the thread to show this. For any of you who care for other people's internet drama, the reasoning is here: http://kelincihutan.livejournal.com/51574.html

With this and the relatively recent American case against internet porn stories, I've sworn off writing real person fiction all together, or any sort, so I guess I've been caught by the chilling effect fully!

I can ignore it! Just set it on a Marvel earth where everything else is exactly the same but Kevin Smith never wrote the story ("Hey, I just wanted to randomly drop in that my college dates were actually all great!). Gotta love the Marvel approach to alternate Earths.... Earth-616A! I do like Kevin Smith's writing, though, generally. I haven't written a story for a while, so It'd be nice to get back into writing with something like this. Three of my six stories in the comics sections came from requests/exchanges so I can finish 'em when I put my mind to it PM me the other details you'd like included and I will happily see what I can do - of course, you might want to run your eye over my previous comic stuff, as I have been told my particular writing style is very, uh, niche audience/challenging/"A bit shit", and it might not be a style you'd like to see your ideas rendered in. EDIT: It's written and posted!

[/off topic] I haven't played a final fantasy game that didn't suck a whole lot of dong.

Yep, most fan works rely more on people not complaining I guess, else dicily arguing protection through parody/freedom of expression and so on, depending on one's jurisdiction. Still, if you're willing to stick to the TOS rules on wwoec (as you've implied you'd stick by the rules here if it had been clear) it rather renders the question of linking to direct pages from here academic, as the wwoec text suggests wwoec doesn't want people to do so.

Hey, I'm with ya there. Clarifying rules is always good if people have confusion. I wasn't having a dig at you personally, as I say, just offering a reader viewpoint on the click through issue. I'm sure the site mods/owner have other reasons. WWOEC is reasonably well known of course*, I'd probably trust a wwoec link if I knew for sure it wouldn't re-direct elsewhere, but I guess all site users have to be treated equally, and if you were allowed to direct link there, others might start complaining about not getting to link to their sites (...speaking of rules, the wwoec front page states in bold text that "You may NOT link to the URL of any related pages" and that users should link "to http://www.wwoec.com ONLY!!" probably to ensure they are covered legally by making all users read the TOS.) *I for one am looking forward to spending time back at the wwoec forum once I'm on a connection better able to handle image heavy sites.

Speaking as a reader, reading stories directly from AFF greatly reduces the possibility of encountering malware/trojans and whatnot while hoping to masturbate. The odds of someone saying "Click here for my story! It's fucking hot!" and putting lots of scriptkiddie junk on the linked page are fairly high, based on previous internet experience. I'm not suggesting this is your aim, of course, just providing a reader's viewpoint for why I - and I suspect other readers - would be unkeen on clicking through to other domains to read stories. Other issues such as authors leaving links to awesome sounding stories, then losing interest so the links are broken by change at linked site or authors linking stories just to try and make their own advertising revenue and whatnot don't really come into it for me as a reader.

Darn it all to heck. My stories are not only thoroughly horrid but also rather beastly as well, and I hardly get any reviews!

Futanari, shortened to Futa - Wikipedia has a pretty good definition, if open to argument as much wikipedia material is. But, basically, think Jamie Lee Curtis.

As an occasional futa writer, I was always far more worried about my woman with a penis becoming an uke. what are your ways of easing 'non-gay' characters into homoerotic situations? Take 'em to a Raiders game.

You should be able to go into your profile and change that status to anything you want now. I think the rules board says profile editing only needs 30 posts anyhow. (Click My Controls at the top of the forum, then 'edit personal profile' in the left column, then it's just the 'Custom member title' box, if you hadn't spotted it)

Necrobump with all commenting probably long left! Finally saw this movie. I thought it was outstanding. Whenever I see Timothy Spall in anything I get unfortunate Auf Wiedersehen Pet flashbacks, but that's my issue, not Mr Spall's.

One can't, but two can! Nice idea, anyhow. It's not really my thing, but I hope you can find someone to do it for you.

Now, licking up store budget brand chilli ... that'd be gross.

I remember being surprised at Paris Hilton's acting talent. She's better than Keanu! ...but you might want to toss out more detail before someone takes your request. I'm guessing you don't want to put an idea out there and have it nabbed without credit or tracing or summit? But it might be better if you could suggest an approximate theme or even just story codes... like are you looking for a horror themed story, or violent snuggling, or that cute psycho guy being redeemed by the power of twu wub? (and, damn, did one brother of three get the best looks...)

With the subtitle of the reviews board including "just review whore" and the boards in general being quieter than a Trappist with laryngitis, I doubt extra threads on the subject of review whoring will matter to many... Not like there's many around to read them, at that. Kinda a slap fight in a desert here. ...and I don't do constructive criticism myself. I tend to point and laugh, or offer wild biased praise. Sometimes in the same review. I will say there's nothing intrinsically gross about slurping semen from the floor as suggested by temptresshermione's reviewer (or, indeed, seamen - sailors need drinking too).

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That really sucks - all I can say in the spirit of AFF is I hope you finish getting fully well and start masturbating again soon!

In that case, I'd bung it in InuYasha and just mention the Aliens homage in an author's note.

Hey don't knock us mentally challenged folk. Ignorance is bliss!

That's not a bad idea at all. I too await with interest any y'all might have

Well, I guess it's not just the fluffy daddy hating stuff... I wrote the lad as a baby selling rapist and that's not really the essence of Draco either... but I don't think I'll be doing it again, so I guess I'm stopped! Uh, ooops.