JayDee

I don't know about the betas, but I think so far as Friends go they see the positives in you a lot more than the negatives. If my IRL friends concentrated on the negatives, none of them would be able to stand me!

Wow! I'm going to read and review for sure. Heh, toys.

My latest flame! Damn commies tryna take our freedom of expression away!

See, impalement works so much better if the penetration is via the eye socket. ...I'll shut up now.

Statistically... there's a chance of some of them!

In fairness, not all of them are morons... there are some pretty witty guys. Unfortunately, there are also some people out to stir trouble and be offensively mean about individuals rather than, say, jokey about wriitng. Hell, two of my stories have appeared on Topless Robot's fanfiction friday reviews with tags like "things that make me drink" and, for me, it's just... meh! or "hey that was a pretty funny comment!"

Actually most of the people at that site are girls. All they need to bang their girlfriends is a dildo.

You sound like you need alcohol! Get them inhibitions lowered and you'll be waking up next to the ugliest chick on campus before you know it.

I hear it takes years of therapy to forget most of mine.

Holy Crap. I'm suddenly convinced you could write a hot tetris sex story.

... Your link goes to an original story. Copy/paste error?

"No damn it! Down! Left! Down! No! WRONG Slot!" But maybe Tetris blocks need lovin' too...

Not as such, no. Still, fun for all that!

How old are you?

Original forum Dead Replacement Link at: http://whygodwhy.forumotion.com (See post below) I promote this brand new forum in the hope that someday my stuff will be quoted there with disgust, horror and possibly arousal. Basically, with the Godawful.net forum being closed down for good around mid january, many of the users went to this one. I was hardly ever at the forum the last couple years, but what the hey. Edit: And, sadly, it lasted only six months. But the new link is above. To any casual reader seeing this thread for the first time, all the comment posts below prior to mine of 14th June '09 refer to the original link or discussions arising from it.

Apology accepted. Sorry if I came across a little grouchy and harsh myself.

What the heck do you mean crude and offensive in not a good way? That's a damn fine piece of lemonparty-esque gay male slash. Damn fine. It is, however, as you say, in the wrong place - being an original M/M fic rather than Harry Potter, and being posted repeatedly. S'also plagiarised. The original is here: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=103643 But, damn, complainin' o' crudity on AFF? Just what the he-diddly-eck is offensive about two older men lovingly engaging in a little homoerotic action?

Um. If you upload a picture of yourself a stranger could take it and use it anyway. And not just as an avatar. The internet's kinda twisted like that.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/519803...ild-porn-judge/ Um, Wow. I've never drawn any pictures of Bart, Lisa and Maggie myself and I'm pretty certain I haven't spent any length of time looking at 'em, but since I've written stories of adult simpson characters in NC situations, presumably this would also be a violation of their rights as "persons" or some shit.

This Link goes to his site, and should display the most recent entries in his Fan Fiction friday series - all the blog posts are tagged. Heh, another of my stories has had a review this month! Thats what I get for not regularly checking in. I gotta comment! The two reviews of my stories: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/04/fan_fi..._can_take_t.php http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/10/fan_fi...nd_the_puss.php

Thank you!

...if you really think it isn't possible to make someone come from a kiss, google 'premature ejaculation'. I knew one poor soul who, as a teenager, sprayed his boxers from just a particularly intense glance. In McDonalds.

Heh, if it wasn't for me, you'd have Josie and the Pussycats too. I've got the only Viewtiful Joe video game story. May be more in anime, since the two properties are quite different I understand (never seen the anime meself). That's it for me, although a couple of stories I have in misc/general catagories would maybe apply if I ever asked for subdomains.

I like that idea. I could see me using a lot more in the style of similes rather than, say, actual chocolate or whichever, but I reckon it could be fun.

I seem to recall something about a whore named Babylon riding a horny beast while Seals are broken at a rate to match the Canadian cull.