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JayDee

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  1. I guess the fascination is people wanting to see the boy who lived get fucked by a wolf (or does Harry ever top???)... Same as how, at least in all the movies I've seen, Harry never got his chocolate speedway dragraced by Snape, but there's sure a lot of fascination 'bout it. 'course, my favourite ship to read is Draco/Myrtle so what do I know...
  2. I've decided to modify it slightly for the sake of laziness. I've taken out enough money to max out my 'on hand' money, because I can still leave enough in there that it will still automatically max out the bank again in a couple weeks of daily interest. Saves withdrawing daily!
  3. ahhhh willy "My friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake hit it with a rake and now it's only three foot four." It's a good thing the schoolyard rhymes of our childhood didn't have to work strictly poetically...
  4. Thanks for the tip Darkinulord!
  5. After Hermione was gangraped in 'For the Honour of the Slytherin', and Cho and Luna suffered the same fate in 'For the Profit of the Slytherin', Cho Chang isn't gonna take no more shit in this final story in the trilogy. A little over 5000 words and featuring a little more guy on guy action than I'd usually write. Title: Revenge Of The Ravenclaw Author: JD Rating: Adult++ Summary: Raped and impregnated by five Slytherin boys, Cho Chang finally takes her violently bloody revenge Story Codes: Abuse, Anal, BDSM, Bi, Bond, COMPLETE, Death, DP, Humil, M/F, M/M, Moresome, N/C, Oral, Other, Preg, Racist, Scat, SoloF, Tent, Violence, WS Feedback: Yeah, I'm game. Fandom: Harry Potter URL: http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600021707 Thanks you for reading this promote a story poste and, if your tastes run that way, reading the story itself. ~JD
  6. I hear Thomas Harris claims first hand experiance so he doens't have to spring for hosting dinner parties.
  7. JayDee

    Flames

    I don't know about the betas, but I think so far as Friends go they see the positives in you a lot more than the negatives. If my IRL friends concentrated on the negatives, none of them would be able to stand me!
  8. Wow! I'm going to read and review for sure. Heh, toys.
  9. JayDee

    Flames

    My latest flame! Damn commies tryna take our freedom of expression away!
  10. See, impalement works so much better if the penetration is via the eye socket. ...I'll shut up now.
  11. Statistically... there's a chance of some of them!
  12. In fairness, not all of them are morons... there are some pretty witty guys. Unfortunately, there are also some people out to stir trouble and be offensively mean about individuals rather than, say, jokey about wriitng. Hell, two of my stories have appeared on Topless Robot's fanfiction friday reviews with tags like "things that make me drink" and, for me, it's just... meh! or "hey that was a pretty funny comment!"
  13. Actually most of the people at that site are girls. All they need to bang their girlfriends is a dildo.
  14. You sound like you need alcohol! Get them inhibitions lowered and you'll be waking up next to the ugliest chick on campus before you know it.
  15. JayDee

    ...They forgot?

    I hear it takes years of therapy to forget most of mine.
  16. Holy Crap. I'm suddenly convinced you could write a hot tetris sex story.
  17. ... Your link goes to an original story. Copy/paste error?
  18. "No damn it! Down! Left! Down! No! WRONG Slot!" But maybe Tetris blocks need lovin' too...
  19. Not as such, no. Still, fun for all that!
  20. How old are you?
  21. Original forum Dead Replacement Link at: http://whygodwhy.forumotion.com (See post below) I promote this brand new forum in the hope that someday my stuff will be quoted there with disgust, horror and possibly arousal. Basically, with the Godawful.net forum being closed down for good around mid january, many of the users went to this one. I was hardly ever at the forum the last couple years, but what the hey. Edit: And, sadly, it lasted only six months. But the new link is above. To any casual reader seeing this thread for the first time, all the comment posts below prior to mine of 14th June '09 refer to the original link or discussions arising from it.
  22. Apology accepted. Sorry if I came across a little grouchy and harsh myself.
  23. What the heck do you mean crude and offensive in not a good way? That's a damn fine piece of lemonparty-esque gay male slash. Damn fine. It is, however, as you say, in the wrong place - being an original M/M fic rather than Harry Potter, and being posted repeatedly. S'also plagiarised. The original is here: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=103643 But, damn, complainin' o' crudity on AFF? Just what the he-diddly-eck is offensive about two older men lovingly engaging in a little homoerotic action?
  24. Um. If you upload a picture of yourself a stranger could take it and use it anyway. And not just as an avatar. The internet's kinda twisted like that.
  25. http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/519803...ild-porn-judge/ Um, Wow. I've never drawn any pictures of Bart, Lisa and Maggie myself and I'm pretty certain I haven't spent any length of time looking at 'em, but since I've written stories of adult simpson characters in NC situations, presumably this would also be a violation of their rights as "persons" or some shit.
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