JayDee

This Link goes to his site, and should display the most recent entries in his Fan Fiction friday series - all the blog posts are tagged. Heh, another of my stories has had a review this month! Thats what I get for not regularly checking in. I gotta comment! The two reviews of my stories: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/04/fan_fi..._can_take_t.php http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/10/fan_fi...nd_the_puss.php

Thank you!

...if you really think it isn't possible to make someone come from a kiss, google 'premature ejaculation'. I knew one poor soul who, as a teenager, sprayed his boxers from just a particularly intense glance. In McDonalds.

Heh, if it wasn't for me, you'd have Josie and the Pussycats too. I've got the only Viewtiful Joe video game story. May be more in anime, since the two properties are quite different I understand (never seen the anime meself). That's it for me, although a couple of stories I have in misc/general catagories would maybe apply if I ever asked for subdomains.

I like that idea. I could see me using a lot more in the style of similes rather than, say, actual chocolate or whichever, but I reckon it could be fun.

I seem to recall something about a whore named Babylon riding a horny beast while Seals are broken at a rate to match the Canadian cull.

At last! My anal compulsion to nitpick is valid for something! Well, possibly something for you admins to have on your "to think about" list for the future then. Glad to have raised something helpful.

Hi there. Me here. I was just thinking, shouldn't any of the TV shows that are non fiction - IE featuring celebrities/soon to be celebrities as themselves - go under the celebrity rather than the TV show board? The reason being people would then have the celebrity specific disclaimer on rather than the the TV disclaimer. There probably are not that many this apply to, but for example... Myth Busters. Eight stories, including one I contributed towards but didn't upload, and the standard disclaimer is along the lines of " I do not own Myth Busters, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. " However, Kari Byron, Tori etc etc of the build team are not characters, but are real people. Funnily, the WWE TV shows are listed under celebrity, I assume for this reason, although the wresters all pretty much portray fictionalised characters (except Undertaker, who actually is some kinda supernatural dead man. Allegedly). I realise everything is being re-organised so this probably wouldn't be something you'd want to think about right off, but I thought it ought to be tossed out because I know you're usually pretty hot on things being disclaimer correctly.

Heh, given your tastes I was expecting the thread to refer to The Borrowers

You're not fooling anyone!

I have used Xenomorphs in the past in crossovers, so it seems kind of odd that my first solely Aliens universe story features none. This is strictly Xeno-free action, with just slightly too much plot to be PWP and is a little over 5000 words or so. Title: A Fate Worse Than LV-426 Author: JD Rating: Adult++ Summary: Pvt Vasquez missed shipping out on the Sulaco, and was assigned to prisoner transport duty instead. She soon found a strong body was no defence against a strong mind. Story Codes: Anal, COMPLETE, Death, DP, F/M/M, Humil, M/F, MC, N/C, Nec, OC, Oneshot, Other, Scat, Tort, Violence Feedback: I'm beginning to fear it. Fandom: Movies > Aliens URL: http://movies.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600092362 Thanks you for reading this promote a story poste and, if your tastes run that way, reading the story itself. ~JD

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I'm only offended he missed a first class opportunity for a "Fuck U" gag. That woulda been a class moneyshot.

HELLO? ello, ello, lo... *echos*

When he reviewed one of mine he fixated on the UnAmerican spelling of Honour. I mean, he mentioned other stuff he didn't like but I kinda got the impression it was the U that really got to him, maybe even pushed him over the line of deciding to review that story rather than another. "U did it!" they'll cry. Heh, looking back there's a recent comment on the review where a guy spent says he spent 30 minutes looking for it. I guess he has a U issue as well

Yeah, I agree with this statement. One close friend claims she uses it a lot because she's always picking guys up at bars when drunk and quite unable to recall their names, making the good lord an acceptably blasphemous call upon for that moment of drunken passion - on those occasions when the guys don't just go limp and pass out. From my own experience it's possibly not always 'god' phoenetically as "Aowar Gorraeddd!" This being the case, having characters shout it is much like having one of them fall asleep right afterwards while the other sits on a toilet and uses wads of tissue to wipe up - just one of those things that seems to happen a lot.

This is my first ever Josie and the Pussycats fanfiction, and it is basically PWP complete oneshot featuring only Valerie Brown of the Pussycats. It's smut for masturbating over, if that is your thing. Title: Just A Cat Author: JD Rating: Adult+ Summary: Josie and the Pussycats Valerie Brown, improbably possessed of a penis, hires a white male escort for a no strings attached fuck. Story Codes: DG/M, interracial, humil, anal, oral, PWP, OC, Reluc, Racist Language, COMPLETE Feedback: I'm beginning to fear it. Fandom: Cartoons > Josie and the Pussycats URL: http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091654 Thanks! ~JD

I actually went back to the start to see if there was any kind of castration tag or mention of Vagina Dentata or something I'd missed but, no, it was just a euphemism, and the hunger was metaphorical. See here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarlaac With picture!

I will admit to being vaguely disturbed by one Star Wars story that, as a euphemism for vagina, used the term "her hungry Sarlacc".

Sounds like a plan. If you made it a "Folklore/Fairy Tales" sub catagory, it would also fit well to include the stories that straddle the line as well as things that might traditionally have been considered more adult (such as Robin Hood?) to be seem as fairy tales?

I don't know, I've seen trolls be more mature than forum drama queens before

Snow White and the Seven Samaurai by Tom Holt. I found it at the bottom of a box under my bed, which has been there undisturbed for about five years, and I don't remember owning it (the book, I mean, not the box).

Don't sprain your wrist celebrating

The Brothers Grimm's version of Little Red Riding Hood isn't as good as Charles Perrault's (IMHO), which predates theirs, and his was simply a written version of an oral tradition. All the Grimm lads did mostly was collect and record/edit existing stories I believe, as opposed to Hans Christian Andersen who wrote his own (including The Snow Queen). I don't mean to be a pedant (especially as I am going off the top of my head from memory without checking name spellings, facts and such) but I would say a lot of the time kids hear fairy tales these days, unless from an early edition, they're probably somewhat different from what was collected then by either Perrault or Grimm x 2, what with happy endings, Goldilocks' ipod and so on, so making them all go under Brothers Grimm might be mis-leading. I heard most of them orally meself, with lashings of violence. Thanks Mum. Edit - There are a fair few fairy tales based stories under Originals which would presumably need moving to any new section, probably under a theory of them being archtypical stock characters or something. Edit 2 - Although, of course, another popular way for kids today to hear some of them is Disney movies. There weren't no talking clock in the original Beuaty and the Beast, I reckon.

uh... http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/main.php?cat=23