JayDee

Darn it all to heck. My stories are not only thoroughly horrid but also rather beastly as well, and I hardly get any reviews!

Futanari, shortened to Futa - Wikipedia has a pretty good definition, if open to argument as much wikipedia material is. But, basically, think Jamie Lee Curtis.

As an occasional futa writer, I was always far more worried about my woman with a penis becoming an uke. what are your ways of easing 'non-gay' characters into homoerotic situations? Take 'em to a Raiders game.

You should be able to go into your profile and change that status to anything you want now. I think the rules board says profile editing only needs 30 posts anyhow. (Click My Controls at the top of the forum, then 'edit personal profile' in the left column, then it's just the 'Custom member title' box, if you hadn't spotted it)

Necrobump with all commenting probably long left! Finally saw this movie. I thought it was outstanding. Whenever I see Timothy Spall in anything I get unfortunate Auf Wiedersehen Pet flashbacks, but that's my issue, not Mr Spall's.

One can't, but two can! Nice idea, anyhow. It's not really my thing, but I hope you can find someone to do it for you.

Now, licking up store budget brand chilli ... that'd be gross.

I remember being surprised at Paris Hilton's acting talent. She's better than Keanu! ...but you might want to toss out more detail before someone takes your request. I'm guessing you don't want to put an idea out there and have it nabbed without credit or tracing or summit? But it might be better if you could suggest an approximate theme or even just story codes... like are you looking for a horror themed story, or violent snuggling, or that cute psycho guy being redeemed by the power of twu wub? (and, damn, did one brother of three get the best looks...)

With the subtitle of the reviews board including "just review whore" and the boards in general being quieter than a Trappist with laryngitis, I doubt extra threads on the subject of review whoring will matter to many... Not like there's many around to read them, at that. Kinda a slap fight in a desert here. ...and I don't do constructive criticism myself. I tend to point and laugh, or offer wild biased praise. Sometimes in the same review. I will say there's nothing intrinsically gross about slurping semen from the floor as suggested by temptresshermione's reviewer (or, indeed, seamen - sailors need drinking too).

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That really sucks - all I can say in the spirit of AFF is I hope you finish getting fully well and start masturbating again soon!

In that case, I'd bung it in InuYasha and just mention the Aliens homage in an author's note.

Hey don't knock us mentally challenged folk. Ignorance is bliss!

That's not a bad idea at all. I too await with interest any y'all might have

Well, I guess it's not just the fluffy daddy hating stuff... I wrote the lad as a baby selling rapist and that's not really the essence of Draco either... but I don't think I'll be doing it again, so I guess I'm stopped! Uh, ooops.

I guess the fascination is people wanting to see the boy who lived get fucked by a wolf (or does Harry ever top???)... Same as how, at least in all the movies I've seen, Harry never got his chocolate speedway dragraced by Snape, but there's sure a lot of fascination 'bout it. 'course, my favourite ship to read is Draco/Myrtle so what do I know...

I've decided to modify it slightly for the sake of laziness. I've taken out enough money to max out my 'on hand' money, because I can still leave enough in there that it will still automatically max out the bank again in a couple weeks of daily interest. Saves withdrawing daily!

ahhhh willy "My friend Billy had a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake hit it with a rake and now it's only three foot four." It's a good thing the schoolyard rhymes of our childhood didn't have to work strictly poetically...

Thanks for the tip Darkinulord!

After Hermione was gangraped in 'For the Honour of the Slytherin', and Cho and Luna suffered the same fate in 'For the Profit of the Slytherin', Cho Chang isn't gonna take no more shit in this final story in the trilogy. A little over 5000 words and featuring a little more guy on guy action than I'd usually write. Title: Revenge Of The Ravenclaw Author: JD Rating: Adult++ Summary: Raped and impregnated by five Slytherin boys, Cho Chang finally takes her violently bloody revenge Story Codes: Abuse, Anal, BDSM, Bi, Bond, COMPLETE, Death, DP, Humil, M/F, M/M, Moresome, N/C, Oral, Other, Preg, Racist, Scat, SoloF, Tent, Violence, WS Feedback: Yeah, I'm game. Fandom: Harry Potter URL: http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600021707 Thanks you for reading this promote a story poste and, if your tastes run that way, reading the story itself. ~JD

I hear Thomas Harris claims first hand experiance so he doens't have to spring for hosting dinner parties.

I don't know about the betas, but I think so far as Friends go they see the positives in you a lot more than the negatives. If my IRL friends concentrated on the negatives, none of them would be able to stand me!

Wow! I'm going to read and review for sure. Heh, toys.

My latest flame! Damn commies tryna take our freedom of expression away!

See, impalement works so much better if the penetration is via the eye socket. ...I'll shut up now.