JayDee

Credit Cards - with Greek myth theme: "Midas Gold Touch Card" - Top credit limit "Artemis' Silver Arrow Card" - medium-high "Colossus Bronze Plated Card" - medium-low "Charon's Copper Obol Card" - bottom limit (the thread appearance loaded kinda funny for me... EDIT - Had similar problems on other threadsy, cleared all my cookies/history and reloaded and it is fine now! Looks like something had an update thingmajig. Heh.)

...Good stale pizza. Nice and chewy.

Morrigayne - Thank you for your review on The Morpheus Potion - Seems to have been quite a popular ending, I have to wonder if readers who've been trying to find all the Nirnroot find it that much more satisfying...

We'll have to wait and see what prompts come up

That link may well prove useful for my future writing, thanks! (Although, if I ever write anything that seems anatomically accurate I might offend my fanbase so I'd have to be careful... )

I started the prompts with Horsecock and, when the new prompt sand proved too hard to do something more thematically original with, fell back on it. Falling back on horsecock isn't as easy as you might think. I hear the ER people never believe it. So.. figured I needed a horse, and a desert, and then I remembered the Narnian story least likely to get a film version. I had a bit of trouble with the title, trying various Sandy Sheath variations before googling to see if "The Horse and His Girl" had already been used... it sure had, so I went with "The Horse and His Cock" which brought no google matches on the +"" search mode and more because there's some writer on the Hentai foundry forums who made at least three or four recent posts in various threads about not liking stories with horsecock. So here I am with review replies: Fairy Slayer: - Thanks for your review. I wasn't even sure if a horse could get sand trapped there, which was why I tried to indicate some possible Aslan involvement. Just in case. There is water there, but what I was trying to get at was how coming from Calormen the water would probably taste different with different soils/rocks/minerals filtered through, so no worries about dehydration When she finds the truth, "What do you mean you don't milk male horses? None of them told me that! I even asked this wise old Centaur and he told me... Bah! Narnians!" The title was hard (see above ) Where does the chainsaw come in to your thoughts though? I've been having images of something like "Evil Dead 4: Army of Foghorn Leghorn." "You gotta - I say, you gotta give me some suger, baby." Apollo: Thanks you for your review. They talk about romantic beach experiances, but fuck if you aren't dealing with sand weeks later. If they found a way to weaponise that stuff, they'd make millions. I dunno, I just like horses! BronxWench: Thanks for your review. I'm sort of worried about Aravis seeming too innocent, but I think it's mostly in keeping with her family wanting her married off in the book. pittwitch: Thanks for your review! Geldings are the ones whove had their balls lopped off, right? I used gelding as a pen name on an anonymous story a while back (not here). Maybe the real horses can talk, but keep it a secret so we don't make 'em do worse stuff. Maybe they only reveal it just before they have you alone on some high cliff and kick you off, "Ha ha! Horse whip that you two legged bastard!" Maybe I've gotten off topic in this review reply... uh, believe me you are not the first person to find themselves disturbed after reading something I've written. Many assume me to be disturbed too, admittedly with some justification. Maybe I ought to follow up with a Hwin story, sort of a virgin mare/wise man opposite approach... Hermit's time to shine!

Well it was more just tasteful and dramatic until the erotica part - That Sloth Demon work part time for the Playgirl network?

Maybe they thought Logan's Run was a documentary?

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Horse and His Cock Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Books > The Chronicles of Narnia > The Horse and His Boy Pairing: Aravis x Bree Warnings: AU/AR, Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, HJ, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

Thank you Shadow Knight for your review on Crazy Pillow Talk - I kinda want to write more Chandler is a girl stuff... it shouldn't be the end, it should be a new beginning! (Female Chandler x Ross & Joey would be a hot threesome... damnit).

And here: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096086 http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600096085 I guess to cover both fandoms rather than putting in crossover?

When better than the January sales - "Twice the tentacles, half the price!" Also, Thanks BronxWench for your review of Crazy Pillow Talk. I'll leave a twist off next time, and that'll be the twist... heh - could be worse about the teddy, look at poor Calvin, I hear his tiger turned maneater.

Sounds like fun, but I'm just too busy, sorry. Hope ya get it written!

Pillow! Easily the hardest prompt yet. I couldn't think of much of anything so basically shoehorned a virtually generic tentacled beasty into a pillow. Initially I had the idea to do Screech from Saved by the Bell, but I found it hard to start, so I ended up asking "What kind of person would put a tentacle in a pillow?" and, well, The Mattress King sounds like he could be a third string Batman villain, of the themed weapon variety. And he kinda had a reason to dislike Chandler, so there was that, too. The only people who really hate Screech are the rest of the SBTB cast. They can't stand him or the actor, apparantly. ...then again the only fanfiction I ever paid another author for had a chapter of Screech getting killed by the zombie version of Lisa so... uh... Crazy Pillow Talk, the Friends fanfiction I hold up my hands and say "I did my best!" pittwitch Thank you for your review. Drop the suck and I guess it's a lot more like Joey in high school (and present. and future.) Who do you know that you want turning into a woman? It's not Hillary Clinton is it? Apollo Thank you for your review. I hear the way to keep them on your side is to leave them chocolates. Apparantly all the hotels do it. Fairy Slayer: Thank you for your review. First draft he just threw the pillow on the bed, but when I was fixing it up I thought about the Pillow getting into the bed on its own, I had the soundtrack from one of the old Loony Toon sneak scenes in my head, thought of it stopping, looking around, scooting forward, all with the old style music It doesn't translate well to the flashfic format but I'm guessing you had much the same mental image! I think his power doesn't have to be that great. Human self delusion is very powerful on its own, much like how when you read something you half the time read what you expect instead of what's there. It's hardest with his closest friends or family, but the sheer presense of female Chandler convinced she's always been that way would do a lot (especially if the transformation included some kinda gullability pheremone for the weak minded ) while Phoebe being both psychic (she was shown hearing Joey's tune in his head once), and also crazy in the kind of way it'd be hard to control, would see through it. When she says it though, they figure it's like the "This cat is my Mom" craziness. Then, for people he didn't know well, or hardly saw, they'd maybe assume he had a sex change or that he was someone else and they'd got mixed up with the other Chandler. Stuff like that. The Janice thing I actually had more detail on at the start, because when I started writing it I had stuff about how he'd been drawn to Janice initially because of her laugh reminding him of the music of the pit, while she liked him for his flashy style - it wasn't a relationship he pressured her mind into accepting. So I figured that while it was just a case of them drifting apart in their relationship it wasn't an affront to him, and if they'd actually split up without anyone else involved it wouldn't have bothered him as he too moved on to a new mate - but with her getting it on with Chandler while still married (demons might like wearing horns, but probably not the cuckold's kind...) it enraged his pride and made him jealous and want her back, so he brought her back to him. Had to trim a lot from the first paragraphs to get onto the Pillow action. Flashfics be a harsh mistress. As for Janice and new-Chandler getting together, I think he'd be in favour as long as he hadn't heard about Ross's first wife getting together with another woman ...this weirdly long review reply is probably a good indicator of how much Janice stuff I cut, hope it's not too waffly

pittwitch - Thank you for your review of The Morpheus Potion. Glad you enjoyed the ending, I personally think an Orc swinging an axe at a head enhances the ending of most things, which is why I'm not allowed to work as a wedding planner anymore.

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Crazy Pillow Talk Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: TV > Friends Pairing: Chandler X The Pillow Entity (not an OC, more a nameless monster.). Warnings: Anal, AU/AR, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, GB, MC, NonCon, Oneshot, Oral, Other, PWP, Tent, TF

Mis-read the subtitle - thought you were looking for that Cannibal fic about Draco in the Dessert.

Got my 16th review for Unleash the Beast, a story that was so inexplicably popular I've become convinced a few people must have linked it off AFF in specialist fetish forums. It's about Hermione having sex with a dog. Another good title might have been a Stephen King homage with "Hermione's Hobby", but that's probably already been done. Anyway, as the first of the 16 since I started resonding to reviews on the forum, I am responding: Leto Night : Thank you for your review. Very glad you enjoyed the story. I'd love to write a sequal as much as you'd like to read one, but it's finding the time to do so that's the kicker, as well as a plan of the sexual encounters that isn't too samey. After Hermione's seduction in the first story, I kinda like the idea of her going back to Hogwarts and seducing the cowardly Fang but... time! damnable time!

Yeah, this happened to me a couple times when a story I wrote as a oneshot got a second chapter (Mindy's Revenge was the one that came to mind quickest). I think I kept the original summaries for the first chapter.

The Morpheus Potion has had another review, yay! Fairy Slayer: As ever, I thank you for your review! You got me thinking of the bedroom cleanup, my first thought was it'd be a shame if only the master alchemist was capable of mixing the right solution to get the stains out I fear poor Dar-Ma is at risk of at least one more truama, given that Orcs have a reputation for eating horses: "I'm sorry... Blossom was, uh, killed by bandits..." "Oh no! Was it quick?" "About 5 minutes a pound..."

As a work around, authors could stick their email (or a free webemail created specifically for the purpose) on their profile with something like "Please email any non story specific comments here"? Would save on the coding etc...

The Morpheus prompt was a toughie (I happened to have more free time earlier in the week than usual or it would have been another last minute job). I don't know why I did a second Oblivion story, but fitting the non-Oblivion term of Morpheus in via the "mad Khajiit" isn't quite as weak as it sounds, because that would be the character of M'aiq the Liar who exists in Morrowind and Oblivion to take digs at calls/complaints for game features or forum discussions. Sinderion mis-understood slightly getting sleep. Still, maybe I'd have been closer doing someting with the quest set inside someone's dream. Sinderion, Dar-Ma and her mother are all NPCs, while the rescuing Orc was the PC in a quest that also effectively involved rescuing Dar-Ma's horse, Blossom.... So The Morpheus Potion reviews: BronxWench: Thank you for your review - I found the ending quite hard to write, to fit in what I wanted without going over the word count or with what felt like too much or too little exposition, but it sure seemed like the only way to finish! Fairly fast acting Karma there... Apollo: Thank you for your review - I'm glad you found the concept interesting, I fear there's nothing worse than boring folks with my scrawlings!

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: The Morpheus Potion Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: Sinderion (Elf) x Dar-Ma (An anthro lizard race) Warnings: Abuse, Anthro, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Death(strongly implied), D/A, M/F, NonCon, Oneshot, Oral, Other, PWP, Racist, RapeFic

Apollo - Thank you for your review on the Ending story. I put in all the references so it was actually Ending prompted rather than just "and they fuck", not that it's much more than that really. PWP works for me!

Hentai-foundry.com has an originals section that seems quite busy and no restrictions on themes contained.