JayDee

Honestly, I wasn’t hoping for an apology. I’m really glad I read it and I like experiencing emotions! /* (I swear, I am not just a poorly programmed AI.) (Honest!) */

Bawk!

I remember those word processers. My parents hHad a similar one in the house until we got our 486 PC in about ‘94/95, and then it probably went into a cupboard or classified ad. With my shorter flashfics up to 1000 words I often just have a rough idea, or a bit of word play, or a shit joke, and start typing to see what happens. Sometimes something pretty good happens. Other times it’s a load of horse cock. With my longer stories I’ve tended to come up with as many ideas and concepts to use, type ‘em in a text file, and then try and get them into a rough chapter plan order to work out how I’m going to do it, the plan will often include turns of phrase I’ve thought up to use. The plan will also sometimes get mixed around a bit with things being moved to other chapters or deleted. My current story plan is messed up a bit because I’ve found I can’t fit everything I wanted in part 3, so I’m rejigging part 4 and so on. Even with all that I sometimes have a really hard time getting things down as they are in my head. I sometimes sit here for minutes trying to find the right frigging word that’s on the tip of my tongue – sometimes I try and google for it. I don’t have any character sheets either, which probably means I’ll contradict the shit out of myself one of these days. Another thing with me was I did a lot of request stories for other people, and for some of those they had a paragraph or two about what they wanted to see so that part of the work was already done, in a way. To take an example from the forum – If I did one of T_B’s requests, say. These usually have a plot outline, a few details of characters to be included, and indicate the main fetish or fetishes involved. All I’d be doing there would be hanging the descriptions and whatever perversity occurs to me off that skeleton, and crediting T_B for it. I guess with requests like that, it’s like someone’s dug down three feet by six and you the author just have to dig another three by six. Sometimes it could be difficult because I’d say to the requester, “What about if X does Y?” and they’d say that they would never know arousal again, you monster, Harry would never felch Amelia, but otherwise it’s basically easier developing someone else’s story idea with those.

Isn’t it great? That’s a thing I love about AFF, you can be in some random subdomain (in my case I had been checking a detail on one my own stories under the paranormal > general catagory and clicked general at the top and saw this’n, since it’s the most recent story, sat right about You!) and find something awesome. This story is so gloriously crazy it works! In case anyone here is wondering why I haven’t posted promos for your stories I’ve gushed over it’s because you’re here and can do yer own you lazy bums, but this author isn’t on the forum. I don’t think. Tbh I didn’t check. Possibly they’ve posted more times than anyone and I just didn’t see the threads. I forget where I was going with this.

I see from this post it is allowed to promote stories by other writers here, so that’s what this is. I read the above story and it’s brilliant, but very under-viewed probably as a result of the domain, and I hoped some of y’all might check it out and read it too – Author: ScienceofPorn Title: Djinny’s Psycho Sex Circus Summary: A circus manager unwittingly releases a powerful and demented female djinn (genie) who turns his carnival act into a colorful nightmare of magic, freaks, and sexual deviancy. Feedback: Has anybody ever said “Hey, I’m promoting this story but don’t give me feedback IDGAF?” that said, Don’t know. Fandom: Original paranormal wacky hilarious cartoonish super porn Pairing: Couple OCs. One of them is a genie. Her nipples can talk. Warnings: BMod Dom Exhib Fet Fingering Fist HJ Hum MF Oral Other SandM SH TF Toys Violence WIP Solo story or chaptered story: They’ve got part 1 up so far URL: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600109149 So go ahead, read it and review it. Please. And thank you. Now over to Gail with the weather.

Got some tasty looking pies there, for sure. And Scotch eggs! Always appreciated, those.

Chummy will get her orgasms. All of them. It’s only fair Just not yet. Thanks again for your support with it. What gets me is it’s 7 years or so since we were doing all of those prompts, week in, week out, no matter how hard they were. 7 years! Time just rolls on by. I’ve had some really hectic months and years since then, and I miss hitting that target every week. Always worth trying a pie shop! Do they do the meat pie floaters? Kinda sound like something out of It.

I’m sorry to disappoint and say that I don’t accept commissions, and it’s not just because AFF has a rule against them. Although that’s part of it. I have always been fuck awful with deadlines, and variable in quality and never felt that taking money for my original writing would be fair, nevermind abusing someone else’s intellectual property for gain (instead of for shits and giggles as with my freely produced fanfic). I’m sure you can find an author with higher self-regard and no moral qualms to do it outside AFF. Probably even inside AFF if the mods aren’t looking. On the free request front I’m afraid I’m too busy to start on Lady Grantham filth at the moment (although I’m sure O’Brien getting a firm bare bottomed spanking from her Ladyship would have gone down well with prime time audiences)– If you have specific ideas for a Downton Abbey story I would suggest starting a thread in the TV challenges/requests subforum and seeing if anybody is able to take ‘em. It does happen. Occasionally. On the plus side, there’s going to be more bicycle riding in part 3 of Corrupt the Midwife! Thank you for your review! It’s a quality bike that is, none of your cheap rubbish. Cobbled streets, gyroscopic-like ability to stay upright, and a saddle that seemingly self adjusts for the rider are just the ticket to get a well bred midwife dripping like a fucked fridge, as the poet chappy has it. There’s a physical influence on Chummy – the riding is getting her body aroused which in turn has a distracting impact on her mind. It’s not meant to be mind control, free will is important for what’s happening, she has to make choices, like the choice to respond to kissing, and to go along with Jenny’s sudden sexual advances – but it’s all visions in her mind, sort of like showing her her possibilities, testing how she reacts while physically aroused and faced with willing offers and of course building her long repressed lusts to the old fever pitch but with orgasm denial. Sort of like a lucid dream where if she cottons on to it being a dream she can be more actively in control. She could be keener to ask questions during the next erotic reverie, and probably actively angry during a third, perhaps suggesting that whatever’s behind it is somewhat lacking in direct experience at the corruption gig. Bit new to the role. No doubt Chummy’s heightened-lust fuelled imagination is focussing on other midwives due to mining Chummy’s half forgotten teenage dreams about girls from her school. And not just because I fancied writing femmeslash. Ok, mostly that. She definitely has a good imagination, I’d say. I might change the last line of dialogue in the dreamstate though. It’s supposed to indicate Chummy being ‘woken’ before she gets off (the orgasm denial thing), not that it was being directed, but I don’t think the intent is clear. Definitely one of the bits I’m not entirely happy with in part 2, and generally I’m finding it tough going pulling the overriding ideas into a coherant whole that makes sense. Still, if I fuck it up with huge plot holes and the whole thing proving pointless as a plot, there’ll at least be some fair to middling bits of porn description and fun dialogue to pull out. I am trying to do each part completely in a week, a bit like the old dribs drabs prompt style (though cheating on the order of prompts and knowing what comes next). I’m really glad you’re enjoying it and finding it captivating and I hope other readers like it too! If I ever get on to do my Ball the Midwife idea, at least that one won’t be femmeslash! And I’m sure it would be better received than an epic tale of “Fred Gets Fingering”. Fingers crossed part 3 is done by next weekend! Unless I spend all my time reading other stories or get another review and ramble on like this in reply. Which could happen. Maybe. The rambling, I mean, not the review. Thank you once again for the second review, I am truly grateful.

Definitely nothing obnoxious about it. A lot of folks on here love to have someone review every chapter. And come back later and re-review. Although tracking down writers in person and requesting they write a specific story while muttering about dirty birdies is a step too far. Thanks again for your interest! I had Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun in my head while I was writing, which has nothing to do with cycling at all. Well, pedal on part 3 where readers may be enlightened to know “Gosh you’re rather tight,” could just mean “You’re a bit drunk” back in ‘57 London.

Corrupt the Midwife part 2 is live. Thank you for the review! Well, trying my best and I appreciate the support on this story. Only three or four more parts to finish it! I feel like I am too quite of practive with proper writing from scratch rather than my old work re-writes, I guess all skills rust if they are not getting used and creative writing is no different. This being the case, It’s not quite feeling tickety-boo for me. I tried to get it Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, and feel like it went a bit shit-shaped and borstal fashion, as they might have said in the 50s. I also kinda regret not sneaking in the 1957 Little Richard lyrics : “Jenny Jenny, ooo, Jenny Jenny, Jenny Jenny Jenny, won't you come along with me,” Still, thank you kindly again! I hope part 3 is better.

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 2 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Chummy x Jenny Warnings: ChallengeFic CR FF Fingering Oral

Corrupt the Midwife gets a shock third review Thanks for your review! I genuinely thought it started good but didn’t keep the steam going so much, they should have gone with the old British Brevity and canned it after three or four series. Well, plus I thought Jenny and Chummy were the best characters. There was some indecency at least… Chummy did once announce “underneath this raincoat, I am practically naked.” to her nice young man. There’s not so much time for immodesty in part 2, it’s a bit fast paced and mostly in private, but part 3 is likely to have more room for dwelling on it as it’ll be covering Chummy doing her job with the side effects of the bike, as well as trying to track down some info on what’s happening. And hopefully some drunken Trixie. I hope you enjoy it when it’s posted anyway and thank you again for the review.

Corrupt the Midwife Part 2 update I have finished the second draft of part 2. Needs a bit more polish and re-write and then when it goes up I’ll be sliding the story firmly over to the misc FF catagory (at least until the day when the site gets a Call the Midwife subcat!) I have decided to gratuitously cheat with the prompts, by not tackling the weeks in order. I’ll move slightly further ahead with the weeks for part 2, then back to cover more for the future parts. This is partly because the story structure they suggest to me works better with a library scene in part 3 to part 2, and while cranciform suggested something cool that goes better in part 4 than either of them. Was a bit put out to click on one prompts week, think “Those would work great!” and then realise I’d already done a prompt story for that one. I mean, I’m just amazed I am still able to write anything at all at this stage so if cheating gets it done… I mean, I still might not get it done. I’m not great at finishing stories. Part 1, posted last wednesday, 127 hits. The pitfalls of tiny fandoms! Maybe ramping up the Porn in part 2’ll spark some interest.

“It was Samhain 1942. There was a… misunderstanding. “ “Did you know you can kill a fairy with a machine gun?”

Flame Grilled Elves: Crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Edit – Just BW’s to read now! I am going to re-read Feed the Land first (forum posted review here :p!) and then read The Price of the Land which I seem to have missed from being a bit busy last year, and then read the new part. Looking back at 2015 and even 2017 it’s interesting to remember users that come and step back. I do it myself regularly.

Necro’ing this thread after two years on account of Corrupt the Midwife, a story that I am hoping to be able to add FF tags onto starting with the next chapter. It should be canon characters doing all the FF’ing, so as to reduce any accusations of boring people to tears with tedious fake-Irish OCs, should any appear. Cough. As mentioned in the note on the story I originally wanted to write a story called “Ball the Midwife” but since this story as planned features no testicles (the first plan went dickgirl) I seem to have started writing a different story. Some reviews!: Thank you for your review! I have seen the show, but I’ll admit it’s been a good while – and even longer since Season One This bicycle seems like a good idea sure, but it’s going to be mightily distracting for Chummy from Saturday through to the next Friday if circumstances insist she needs to keep using it. It’s almost like it’s cursed. Insert evil laugh here. I think my take on things is sometimes to be avoided, especially when writing around the less polite story codes. None of that stuff here though, although corruption can be problematic. I am sure Chummy is capable of remaining pure. Probably. Maybe. Oh dear. Thank you again! Thank you M’Lord. *Tugs forelock* I am ever so ‘umble, and appreciate most be-heartedly your kindness. But enough of the period words (which, before anyone gets funny, doesn’t just mean ‘cramps’ or ‘blood’ or ‘sanitary towels’.) I actually hope I get it all pretty much right. Dialogue has always been my weakest element, along with character survival prospects. Although this story is going to be entirely death free. I guess it’s always nice to find something that ticks the old fetish box – I know that in a lot of cases it can make an otherwise un-interesting story really quite tempting. Sadly, the bicycle will probably play a lesser part in the rest of the parts, with more focus on FF fumblings, although Chummy will find cause to use it daily. As for Downton Abbey, I actually didn’t get to see more than a few episodes of that. It just didn’t grip me the same way. I could certainly see me writing something sometime, (Lady Grantham “disciplines” her maid type filth) but probably not for a while. Thank you for your interest and I appreciate your review!

“When I was born I was so ugly, the midwife slapped my mother.” to steal a gag from Rodney Dangerfield.

I am hoping to have a little time to read some more of these now!

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Corrupt the Midwife Review replies link: Here! Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Solo Chummy in part 1 Warnings: ChallengeFic CR OC Solo 

Sub: Television Catagory title: Call the Midwife Story: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600099519

Don’t want to upset rehabbed craic addicts, eh?

Well, it’s been a year so here’s some more ideas for free. I mean, if you don’t count the price of your self respect. In the old west, a horse tamer who claims he can break any horse meets a recent immigrant kelpie by a river. ** A reader reads a story on a website about a monster that wrote a story on a website and then killed anyone who read it and didn’t leave a review. They don’t leave a review. The monster then appears and says that it was only a story, and it actually just fucks people who read and don’t review. But only if they’re into monster sex. ** A giant spider finds a human in the cave, and hides until a bigger spider shoos them out, maybe with a giant glass and oversized copy of a newspaper. ** A serial killer targets people writing article titles which use “Millennials” to mean teenagers instead of “early/mid twenties to damn near 40” ** At a convention, a fursuit has the head pulled off to reveal a whole bunch of raccoons who were just trying to get to the free buffet ** In a second person solo fic, you find yourself skimming down increasingly terrible ideas before deciding to go masturbate to that hot bath scene in Shokan Lust. ** In a first person fic, I write inceasingly terrible ideas onto a thread before my computer gains sentience and kills me in disgust. Also with masturbation. ** Someone should totally turn that old joke with the “Why does your dick taste like shit?” “Oh, I forgot, your brother already borrowed the car” into a full length story. ** A succubus sucks souls on a bus. By dressing sluttily and drawing energy from perverts who grope her. The more/worse things they do, the more of their life force she gets, the most depraved acts committed publically lead to a quick death. On one bus route in Trenton nine men die in one night. And four women. ** A pizza delivery guy gets an order to take pizza to a cemetary. The dead folks find they don’t have the money to pay, so in line with the porno rules of pizza delivery he has to get it on with a couple of half rotted revenants. “I should have known there was evil here when they ordered double pineapple,” he thinks. ** This idea left intentionally blank. ** A user who makes jokes about ABDL fics accidentally pisses off a powerful witch who is a fan, and gets turned into her ABDL slave. At least that’s what I assume happened. ** Fuck. 12 months of scrawling every spare thought down and not a single good idea.