JayDee

Corrupt the Midwife part 2 is live. Thank you for the review! Well, trying my best and I appreciate the support on this story. Only three or four more parts to finish it! I feel like I am too quite of practive with proper writing from scratch rather than my old work re-writes, I guess all skills rust if they are not getting used and creative writing is no different. This being the case, It’s not quite feeling tickety-boo for me. I tried to get it Ship-shape and Bristol fashion, and feel like it went a bit shit-shaped and borstal fashion, as they might have said in the 50s. I also kinda regret not sneaking in the 1957 Little Richard lyrics : “Jenny Jenny, ooo, Jenny Jenny, Jenny Jenny Jenny, won't you come along with me,” Still, thank you kindly again! I hope part 3 is better.

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 2 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Chummy x Jenny Warnings: ChallengeFic CR FF Fingering Oral

Corrupt the Midwife gets a shock third review Thanks for your review! I genuinely thought it started good but didn’t keep the steam going so much, they should have gone with the old British Brevity and canned it after three or four series. Well, plus I thought Jenny and Chummy were the best characters. There was some indecency at least… Chummy did once announce “underneath this raincoat, I am practically naked.” to her nice young man. There’s not so much time for immodesty in part 2, it’s a bit fast paced and mostly in private, but part 3 is likely to have more room for dwelling on it as it’ll be covering Chummy doing her job with the side effects of the bike, as well as trying to track down some info on what’s happening. And hopefully some drunken Trixie. I hope you enjoy it when it’s posted anyway and thank you again for the review.

Corrupt the Midwife Part 2 update I have finished the second draft of part 2. Needs a bit more polish and re-write and then when it goes up I’ll be sliding the story firmly over to the misc FF catagory (at least until the day when the site gets a Call the Midwife subcat!) I have decided to gratuitously cheat with the prompts, by not tackling the weeks in order. I’ll move slightly further ahead with the weeks for part 2, then back to cover more for the future parts. This is partly because the story structure they suggest to me works better with a library scene in part 3 to part 2, and while cranciform suggested something cool that goes better in part 4 than either of them. Was a bit put out to click on one prompts week, think “Those would work great!” and then realise I’d already done a prompt story for that one. I mean, I’m just amazed I am still able to write anything at all at this stage so if cheating gets it done… I mean, I still might not get it done. I’m not great at finishing stories. Part 1, posted last wednesday, 127 hits. The pitfalls of tiny fandoms! Maybe ramping up the Porn in part 2’ll spark some interest.

“It was Samhain 1942. There was a… misunderstanding. “ “Did you know you can kill a fairy with a machine gun?”

Flame Grilled Elves: Crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Edit – Just BW’s to read now! I am going to re-read Feed the Land first (forum posted review here :p!) and then read The Price of the Land which I seem to have missed from being a bit busy last year, and then read the new part. Looking back at 2015 and even 2017 it’s interesting to remember users that come and step back. I do it myself regularly.

Necro’ing this thread after two years on account of Corrupt the Midwife, a story that I am hoping to be able to add FF tags onto starting with the next chapter. It should be canon characters doing all the FF’ing, so as to reduce any accusations of boring people to tears with tedious fake-Irish OCs, should any appear. Cough. As mentioned in the note on the story I originally wanted to write a story called “Ball the Midwife” but since this story as planned features no testicles (the first plan went dickgirl) I seem to have started writing a different story. Some reviews!: Thank you for your review! I have seen the show, but I’ll admit it’s been a good while – and even longer since Season One This bicycle seems like a good idea sure, but it’s going to be mightily distracting for Chummy from Saturday through to the next Friday if circumstances insist she needs to keep using it. It’s almost like it’s cursed. Insert evil laugh here. I think my take on things is sometimes to be avoided, especially when writing around the less polite story codes. None of that stuff here though, although corruption can be problematic. I am sure Chummy is capable of remaining pure. Probably. Maybe. Oh dear. Thank you again! Thank you M’Lord. *Tugs forelock* I am ever so ‘umble, and appreciate most be-heartedly your kindness. But enough of the period words (which, before anyone gets funny, doesn’t just mean ‘cramps’ or ‘blood’ or ‘sanitary towels’.) I actually hope I get it all pretty much right. Dialogue has always been my weakest element, along with character survival prospects. Although this story is going to be entirely death free. I guess it’s always nice to find something that ticks the old fetish box – I know that in a lot of cases it can make an otherwise un-interesting story really quite tempting. Sadly, the bicycle will probably play a lesser part in the rest of the parts, with more focus on FF fumblings, although Chummy will find cause to use it daily. As for Downton Abbey, I actually didn’t get to see more than a few episodes of that. It just didn’t grip me the same way. I could certainly see me writing something sometime, (Lady Grantham “disciplines” her maid type filth) but probably not for a while. Thank you for your interest and I appreciate your review!

“When I was born I was so ugly, the midwife slapped my mother.” to steal a gag from Rodney Dangerfield.

I am hoping to have a little time to read some more of these now!

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Corrupt the Midwife Review replies link: Here! Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Solo Chummy in part 1 Warnings: ChallengeFic CR OC Solo 

Sub: Television Catagory title: Call the Midwife Story: http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600099519

Don’t want to upset rehabbed craic addicts, eh?

Well, it’s been a year so here’s some more ideas for free. I mean, if you don’t count the price of your self respect. In the old west, a horse tamer who claims he can break any horse meets a recent immigrant kelpie by a river. ** A reader reads a story on a website about a monster that wrote a story on a website and then killed anyone who read it and didn’t leave a review. They don’t leave a review. The monster then appears and says that it was only a story, and it actually just fucks people who read and don’t review. But only if they’re into monster sex. ** A giant spider finds a human in the cave, and hides until a bigger spider shoos them out, maybe with a giant glass and oversized copy of a newspaper. ** A serial killer targets people writing article titles which use “Millennials” to mean teenagers instead of “early/mid twenties to damn near 40” ** At a convention, a fursuit has the head pulled off to reveal a whole bunch of raccoons who were just trying to get to the free buffet ** In a second person solo fic, you find yourself skimming down increasingly terrible ideas before deciding to go masturbate to that hot bath scene in Shokan Lust. ** In a first person fic, I write inceasingly terrible ideas onto a thread before my computer gains sentience and kills me in disgust. Also with masturbation. ** Someone should totally turn that old joke with the “Why does your dick taste like shit?” “Oh, I forgot, your brother already borrowed the car” into a full length story. ** A succubus sucks souls on a bus. By dressing sluttily and drawing energy from perverts who grope her. The more/worse things they do, the more of their life force she gets, the most depraved acts committed publically lead to a quick death. On one bus route in Trenton nine men die in one night. And four women. ** A pizza delivery guy gets an order to take pizza to a cemetary. The dead folks find they don’t have the money to pay, so in line with the porno rules of pizza delivery he has to get it on with a couple of half rotted revenants. “I should have known there was evil here when they ordered double pineapple,” he thinks. ** This idea left intentionally blank. ** A user who makes jokes about ABDL fics accidentally pisses off a powerful witch who is a fan, and gets turned into her ABDL slave. At least that’s what I assume happened. ** Fuck. 12 months of scrawling every spare thought down and not a single good idea.

An Actor Abducted finally got finished and it’s one of those stories where I’m not hugely happy with it, but I stil feel it worth the effort as I genuinely think my re-written version is a big improvement on the original, and I like how Gabrielle’s character turned out. In my original version she was a cishet male who happily became a rapist. Gabrielle’s waaaay more nuanced and less of an asshole. Thank you for the second review also! I really do appreciate the feedback. The WS I felt helped show Roman was getting even more extreme, and it seemed Gabrielle needed a nudge to get to the right mental place. Plus it was in the original version… then again, so was some brief scat content and I wiped that. As it were. Bringing back OCs and re-using them is something I’ve been dicking around with for years so I am sure if I can manage it, I will. At the very least she deserves a nice stiff cock up that British arse just like she’s been dreaming about. Thank you again You’re one of the best writers I read on here for sure! I can only judge on what I read. Sure, I don’t read get around to all of your stuff obviously, but when I do find something that sounds my kind of thing and read it I always enjoy it – and when I read something that doesn’t sound like my kind of thing I enjoy that too!

That’s me twice!

Something something give a dog a bone something etc. I look forward to part 2!

...hey good point! Of course it can be both.

“I can’t tell if you’re aroused, or just dripping ectoplasm.”

Gopher (As in “Go for this/go for that”) as well as a more slangy term.

Factotum as well, maybe?

Yeah, good luck to all taking part!

Update on An Actor Abducted: I spent a few hours in two batches today re-writing this part, including the bits I’d already three-quarters re-written. I took out a good 700 words of the original ending completely, and wrote around 2000 new words both in the ending and throughout. It’s now got the shape and the ending that I feel works and is pretty different to the original. I want to leave it a few days and look again as there’s likely introduced types/grammar errors I’ll hopefully pick up, but my hope now is to have it finally finished and polished by next Saturday or Sunday. I’ll leave it in the Darkfic > General section, as the only actual threesome – which will need tagging – is towards the end of the final part so just a 3Plus tag will be more accurate, than moving to threesomes/moresomes and I’ll probably put it at the top of Part 4 only rather than the main page summary so as to not mislead on the majority of content. There’s another tag which only applies to part 4, which didn’t apply to the original, that I will put on the main page summary because it’s a bit of a trigger/extreme content tag. Someone gon’ die.

I don’t know that I’d get around to doing one myself, but some of these are great ideas. Idea 6 especially is really cool. I love the concept there. Fingers crossed someone takes ‘em on.