JayDee

The forum allows a larger profile picture than the one it re-sizes next to the post, so I have the larger pic there and I can just get the link for the uploaded userpic by right clicking in my profile for link location – http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/uploads/profile/photo-6512.jpg and then paste this into the url field for the userpic over on the archive. Edit and edit 2 – edited out ‘cos I found what I was rambling about. Edit 3: Oh, I just realised it only made the avatar smaller on the default theme. On the “Ice Cream Parlor” theme my userpic looks like hammered dogshit.

My solution was to load my picture to my forum userpic and then link to the picture loaded on the forum rather than an offsite host. Obviously getting to the bottom of the situation would be ideal but it works for the moment! Edit: Wait, actually, it was someone else’s solution! I just used it. Now if only I could recall who suggested this…

I was thinking about this again, and the title for story based on it came to me: Relatively Haunted. Then I googled it and found it was a business. They probably wouldn’t want such a story interfering wth their search results.

Hey Mal! Nice to see you back on the forum.

Oh, hey, good news on your laptop!

Come to that I bet a fair few created an account and forgot about it! “Soon… soon I shall once again share my filthy imaginings with the wor- OOH! SHINY!” Well, alright, mostly just the writers who were also cats. I can’t even remember stuff I did last week, nevermind a decade ago.

I doubt AFF ever moved any stories or user accounts from FF, the two sites are not connected. A whole buncha readers moved their own. If you didn’t set up the account here someone else did.

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 7 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Chummy x Trixie Warnings: ChallengeFic Complete FF Fingering.

I’ll put it on my “Might get around to it some day if I’m lucky and the readers are unlucky.” list.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/30/bad-sex-award-2018-the-contenders-in-quotes?CMP=twt_gu If only I was a published ‘literary’ author I could win the shit out of this.

I’d ruin it and throw in scat. Nobody wants to deal with a yule log.

This story for prompts bacchanal and bardel only.  Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 6 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Buncha background OCs getting frisky. Warnings: ChallengeFic CR Exhib FF, (Oral, fingering – references)

...suddenly, the idea of leaving it unfinished is so incredibly appalling. Not just because I’m a monster or anything, but entirely for the idea of it fitting the theme so well. That’s hilarious that is. I’m laughing to myself at the thought of it Unfortunately, the next part is pretty much finished and just needs a bit more polish. Likely getting posted tonight or tomorrow, then one last part afterwards so I’ll probably have to go ahead and finish. Curses! Thank you for the review! I really appreciate it. I normally say this first, but I was so impressed with the concept of leaving it without a climax I had to rush through that first! Thank you again. Sadly I’ve not really got the penultimate part as good as I was hoping, but the final part might make up for it. That’ll be the one with all the orgasms. Edit:...and pulled me finger out and got it posted. Final part by next week!

First comes the WAFF, then comes the Wangst, and before you know it Harry’s miserable because Draco doesn’t love him as much since Sirius got him pregnant in the alley out back of the Three Broomsticks.

Everyone knows Santa only has eyes for Blitzen.

“And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye "Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!" ~Weird Al.

I woke up at 3am and thought about a story where Fred and George are both getting fucked by the same athletic dickgirl in their seventh year (before leaving). Would call it Angelina's Johnson. I bet someone’s already done it, but it’s not coming up on google...

I thought the only way I’d get a story on the celeb subdomain was cheat. At least it isn’t a twitfic. Should lone drabbles no longer be allowed then I’m sure one of the archive mods will delete it. Shouldn’t think I’ll get any reviews, because it’s not great. It’s not even good. Just on the off chance here’s a reply thread. I deleted my original reply thread when I realised there was a never previously used wwf subforum. Quiet down here isn’t it?

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 5 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Dream Cynthia solo I guess? Ass grab Cynthia x Chummy if we had to be anal about it. Warnings: ChallengeFic CR Exhib FF Solo

I guess with my PWP stuff if I cut out the adult content there wouldn’t be anything worth the reading. I really only have the vaguest idea of what sexual content is permitted there, but to be honest I’d probably aim to get no where near that level anyway because kids use the site. The idea of kids reading my stuff has always made me a little ill tbh. I’m sure some do ignore rules and come on AFF and that, but at least there should be less of ‘em here.

FFN’s terms of service are why I only have two stories on there. Eeep. It does seem like the bottom third or so of the domains are much more static. Buffy used to be an incredibly popular fandom for fanfiction, but it’s really tailed off. I bet if the reboot/sequel show they’re talking about gets made, it will jumpstart it all again. I think Final Fantasy and Books were surprising to me. New FF media isn’t uncommon, it seems to have an active fanbase, and the old ones always seem to be getting dolled up and re-released, while I’d assumed folks really loved writing about books characters or myths and legends and that.

Since someone mentioned the place seeming quieter the other day I got to wondering how active the various domains where. Not having any training in statistical analysis, access to site visitor data or anything else that would let me do it properly I decided simply to go to the front page of each domain and look at the “last updated” date for the very bottom story on each front page. The more active a subdomain currently is in updates, I assumed, the more recent the date would be, and the shorter the time any updated story spends on front page. Original: November 11, 2018 Harry Potter: November 4, 2018 Games: November 4, 2018 Naruto: November 3, 2018 Anime: October 29, 2018 Cartoons: October 28, 2018 Television: October 22, 2018 Movies: August 9, 2018 Marvel 'verse: July 16, 2018 Celebrity: July 10, 2018 Inuyasha: July 7, 2018 Comics and DC'Verse: July 2, 2018 Non English: May 27, 2018 Anime2/Gundam etc: April 12, 2018 Books: April 8, 2018 Final Fantasy: January 13, 2018 Bleach: November 16, 2017 Buffy: September 29, 2017 Lord of the Rings: September 6, 2017 YuGiOh: July 25, 2017 Yuyu Hakusho: August 19, 2014 Manga: November 3, 2013 More like adult-originalfiction.org right :p ? Harry and Games are tied for second most active, I was actually expecting Naruto to be the most active, but maybe it has a huge fandom but less writers updating. I dunno. Either way, I’ll whore myself and write a second part ot Naruto the Cluck sometime. I did wonder why movie fanfic seemeds so much quieter than TV fanfic, but it’s been suggested that with the far longer run times folks can get more invested in TV characters and want to write more stories around them. Manga… write a story and have the opportunity to it on the front page for five years! I might have to read and review that oldest story despite knowing nothing about the manga. Five years on the front page of a subdomain with no review is kinda harsh. I might have more aimless thoughts to babble on about later.

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Corrupt the Midwife - Part 4 Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Television > Call the Midwife Pairing: Chummy x Trixie Warnings: ChallengeFic CR FF Fingering