JayDee

Pjurado did some stories, should be able to find his work through google - try the grey archive link first, can get the access password on the forum.

Apollo: - Heh, I pretty much assumed it would stay with him because the obvious follow up is: 100 years later a new Princess rides through the forest, finds the frozen prince, falls in love with his naked stone body and kisses him, turning him back to flesh - in the time honoured fairy tale tradition. Narative causality means something - and gets a rather unpleasant tasting surprise...

Wow. Books. In all my years of fanfiction going back to the pre-JD days I don't think I have ever done a book based story before, although I guess some of the Harry Potter stuff is backed up with non movie bits I'm one of those fanbrat types who would rather think of (as an example) Snape as Alan Rickman than the less-appealing book descriptions. Don't know why I haven't had a story for the book catagory before writing White Snow, Red Snow, Yellow Snow for the last AFF prompt though. Gotta love books. Review replies for this story! Thanks as ever for reviews. I, like just about everyone, enjoys getting feedback Shadow Knight - I'll agree with you it's not really Death for the Prince given one big Lion sneeze - also, heh - can bring him back, but the Death tag also goes for his comrades, servants, prospective workers and - being an army and all - probably a few hookers/courtesans. And animals. And probably the occasional unfortunate dwarf. With a few decades before the kid with the vial of UbiqHeal turns up, they're worm food Don't be bolder... in fairness, if I had been writing with more time and a higher word count, I'd have detailed the splatter more. Fairy Slayer: Some of the monsters cared about the horses. There's pretty good eating on a horse... I think if the whole well equipped and experianced army goes somewhere and doesn't come back, it would tend to serve as a pretty good warning against invading again all on its own Jadis has done worse in canon when people gave her cause, she really is pretty badass all on her own! pittwitch: ...Probably a bit of despoiled brown snow under some of the dead guys too. Evil is sexy. Dammmit I think I still have a deep rooted fear of the White Witch from 25 odd years ago when I first had 'em read to me, then there was a TV series... The mean old baggage from the Rapunzel story had nothing on her! Regarding yellow snow - also missed a chance to have someone write their name With eating, the trick would be to finer one of the stupider Minotaurs and follow a Family Guy joke by offering him a "lemon snow cone"... Certainly some horse eating to ensue if nothing else!

Pen Name: JD/Jaydee Story link: White Snow, Red Snow, Yellow Snow Type of fic: FlashFic. Rating: Adult+ Fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia (Books.) Pairing: Dwarf OC HJ's Calormen OC, White Witch WS's Calormen OC Warnings: Angst, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Death, HJ, Humil, M/F, M/M, NonCon, OC, Oneshot, Violence, WS

I have received a review on my story Pleasurable Evils, which is an Angel/Buffy crossover with a whole ton of pairings that don't really end well for participants, such as a Gang of Bringers X Wesley, Angelus X Fred, headless-but-not-dying!Dawn X Futa!Amy, and Angelus x Buffy x Evil!Spike and even others. It's been a long while since I wrote it, never mind even thinking about it, but I do know It was written as a request for DrBlasphemy, the mod who maintains the TSSA archive. The only other AFF review I had was in 2008, with the suggestion that, ...and I don't know about anyone else, but it seems like a good idea for a story to me! Maybe one day, if I ever have the time. Thanks for the comment and feedback there, tengabyebye. Anyway, the new review is from bitamin717 - Thanks for your review! Yes, I think bad guys tend to come out on top in a lot of my stories. I may have been adversely affected by the cartoons I watched as a kid where they almost never got a chance too. I do disagree over Willow - I generally enjoyed her character arc throughout the series, but while I didn't really care for Kennedy it was more because she felt shoehorned in, and I didn't really like that Tara had died. Tara was pretty cool. Um. Thanks again for your review!

Yeah, but I could have spent the whole time writing the McGonagall story shuddering and filled with self-loathing at the monstrous crime against nature taking place under my fingers, like the time I did a Spyro the Dragon story for someone. (leading to the review starting, "If you can't even say why you think it sucks so bad, then your opinion hardly matters." which sure told me...) I can actually see where the old person/young person getting it on distaste and/or amusement comes from, particularly where a position of trust for the older person is involved, (as opposed to old/old, which is totally normal. I could never see what was supposed to be shocking about the lemonparty "shock site"), but I can't say it slows me down. Back before I was writing as JayDee, under my old pen name*, I did a story with a much-older college professor and a student, and one of the comments I had was that it came across as a rape story. That hadn't been my intention, but from the perspective of the much-older man's position relative to the 19 year old student and the way he put it to the student I realised that it sure looked like it. So there's that which can be offputting where age is concerned. *Just to confirm: The old pen name stories are no longer on AFF, which is a good thing given the rule of one fiction hosting account per person. Weirdly though, not the reason I took them down, but good thing I did!

Very little squicks me, really. I don't see a problem with folk of advanced years getting it on.

Ah. Yes. Harry Potter and the wotsit of wotsits. I think the most emails/comments etc etc I have ever had for me to write a sequel/more parts to any story I ever did was the one about Hermione getting busy with the neighbour's dog. Huh... Did another HP story for the turkey prompt, having been unable to think of anything for the bird or the country, so I am starting this thread with review replies for Wild Turkey: Thanks for your reviews and comments all of you! pittwitch: Funny's good. It's definitely a pairing that is hard to take seriously (well, unless you have a multichapter angst fest of building UST), so I think the summary alone would be enough to make a few people smile. I think if this story had a tagline, it would have to be a homage to the once popular posters they sold to students, "Wild Turkey - helping old witches have sex since 1996...." Fairy Slayer: I wasn't meaning to suggest Petunia took liberties, just that a few sherries had her acting intoxicatingly/talking bollocks. I can see how it gives that impression though, especially as PWPs tend to make the reader assume everybody is fucking everybody else. I figured assuming potion made sense, especially as love potions aren't unknown at Hogwarts, though hopefully they keep 'em away from that Felch Filch fellow. I wanted to include the - yes, admittedly obvious - pun with something about an "old bird" in there punning with Turkey. Probably for the best! Though as I say to pittwitch I think that there's just something inherantly funny in Harry/Minerva. I used to chuckle in the later Connery movies where he had 40-50 years on his love interest too, though. Harry's 16, he gets aroused by an older teacher, he's gotta justify it! Apollo : I only thought of the stuff because someone bought some back from America in the summer. I was really stumped for something with turkey until I recalled that Wild Turkey. Quite a challenging prompt this week. Glad you enjoyed it! Shadow Knight Another seeing the funny side! I can get where the ewwww comes from - if nothing else, there's always something slightly squicky about a teacher and a student, even if the student is over the age of consent (off topic - did JK ever give a wizard world age of consent, what with different laws and all? I know Scotland has 16, and America doesn't have a federal one, but with quite a few states - like Rhode Island - also at 16.). Immoral abuse of position and all that though. Very naughty. Especially without using one of those polyjuice potions to look like... uh, still naughty. I dunno, I think she's got class and grace and that counts for a lot! I smiled while writing the thing too!

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Wild Turkey Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Harry Potter x Professor Minerva McGonagall Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, D/A, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

Oh ffs... Sorry mods, I posted this in challenges and it was supposed to be in searching. Brainfart or summit I guess or Me = klutz! Thanks for the reply DG, if you haven't seen them in your long thrashing with the database they probably don't exist I've seen other characters too, but not Willow!

Can anybody recommend stories with Willow with a penis? Many thanks in advance for any help.

Shadow Knight gave me a couple of reviews for the older prompts Harvest Mouse and Haunting Horsecock, so firstly, thank you! I think there's even less people like the guro content than the beast or furry stuff. With that in mind I'd strongly warn you against reading 90% of my other stories. They got guro out the ass. Literally, in a couple cases. In Haunting Horsecock it was more of a change of form into the haunting of the woods than a regular fanfic nasty, so I am happy that it wasn't too guro for you! AL-YIFFEDA! They're hardcore followers of Doug Bin Winger... Thank you for the reccommendation - most people recommending my work seem to do so because "JD writes a nice evisceration" so its a nice change for something a little more romantic/loving . I really have little experiance of writing the cons male slash so hard to judge if people'd like it. I kinda like the idea of an eloping follow up, if only to write the farmer's reactions if Harry sent him a few choicce photos of Gerald with a mouth full of cock. It's finding time for me though, that's why I've enjoyed the prompts so much because I can devote a short bit of time each week, get a finished story, and not feel like I have short changed folks.

Heh, when places have to make new laws because of something you did, you always get a place in history "He didn't want to leave, but in the end he had to split." Another review for Centaur Mother kisakimiko - Thanks for your review! I totally get the bestial stuff isn't for everyone so I'm happy you were able to look past that for bits you did like.

Another prompt complete, and I am very grateful to have more reviews to reply too! I don't like to read other entries until I've finished mine (or, y'know, failed to finish one and the contest has ended) because I'd worry my idea seemed too similar. Got a few to read today/next few days though, which is cool. Seems to be either a popular prompt, or the idea is taking off more? My original idea for the Cornucopia story was an Indiana Jones/Stereotypical Nazi spy story, which became ideas for a comedia 'Indy and a sheep' for the "Eww!" value (or ewe value...), then turned into a Lara/Horse story for reasons I don't quite understand. Possibly I need a new avatar of Garth Ennis' comic character from Crossed, Horsecock (NWS link)... Beast stories aren't for everyone, just as there are story codes I avoid (along with any summary that says "Just read I suck at summaries"). Anyway. The title is a call back to my old "Alien Mother" and "Zombie Mother" stories. After author-note esque commentary which I think is allowed in these review reply threads, I has some review replies for reviews on my story Centaur Mother: Jaing - Thanks for your comment! Happy to have awed. I don't think I will do any more for this one, but I might do a sequel set a decade or so in the future with the Centaur son... djackgirl - Thank you for your review, I am glad you enjoyed this story. Kinda hard to hold the interest with pure smut sometimes, so glad I managed it! Apollo - Thanks for your review - another successful prompt! Heh, it's a weird kinda fantasy I guess. The level I normally aim for is the sewer! Total filth Shadow Knight - Thanks also for your comments. Yeah, sore in the morning is actually a pretty positive outcome with the Cornucopia, I think in real life it would be painfully fatal (...google Mr Hands for one news-making example) but with Divine magic it just becomes blissfully unrealistic smut! pittwitch - Thanks for this review! I think the original centaur myth was guy on horse, probably inspired by a storyteller seeing a guy, well, fuck a horse. So with with the genetic possibilities being stretched for Lara to have a centaur that world could certainly see more, but I can't see them taking over so much as appearing in Beer adverts A Clydesdale quietly minding its own business is quite intimidating. They are absolutely huge but magnificent beasts. Fairy Slayer - Bwa ha ha! Nice pun. Yeah, she was so horny she screamed herself hoarse! Thanks for your review. I was actually aiming to imply that it was just the stored build-up that was all used at once. I figured that having been dissipated, the Cornucopia would go back to bringing more normal fertility to the land. To recharge it, it could be kept sealed away for a bit of build up! 'rough and wrong and dirty' ought to be the tag line for most of my writing

Well, I'd like to do a Link x Epona story some time but not sure I'll have time soon, shame..

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: Centaur Mother Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Tomb Raider Pairing: Lara Croft x Horse Warnings: Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Preg, PWP

Do you mean Zelda the series eg with seemingly popular pairings like Link/Epona, or actually featuring Princess Zelda herself?

"In 2029 Maggie Simpson will Kill Bart"

...and after Pittwitch braved Bart the Ripper II, Fairy Slayer threw caution to the wind and tried the original steaming pile that is Bart the Ripper. Written as a request for an artist called Wolvie (he's in the reviews), for whom I also wrote some real person fics to his basic plots. Thank you for the review, Fairy Slayer! Maggie's not totally alone in the world - she has aunts, one of whom has a long term girlfriend so there's three family members to raise her. If she had been around, the story would have been very short as she's been pretty dangerous with a gun since she was a baby... I haven't seen recent Simpsons' series, where I hear there have been a lot of complaints of Lisa becoming a bit one dimensional soapbox, but I have nothing against her in the stuff I have seen. One of my favourite ever Simpsons' scenes was when she was affected by the water at Duffland and did the "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!" bit. Go cuddle that kitten

Don't bring it on yourself! It's even more violent than if Quentin Tarantino made the Care Bears movie.

It's because your login name has to be unique, but your pen name doesn't. Lotta JayDees out there! My actual login name is different. I'm sort of curious as to the most used pen name on the archive. It's probably something like DracosPosingPouch or something isn't it?

"And Knowing Is Half The Battle" [/GI Joe] Reply to review on Fuck Tradition! pittwitch - Thanks kindly for the review. Everyone's got a different sense of humor! I for one enjoy really lame puns and barely funny wordplay. I hoped there was enough detail to cover some minor background. It can be a problem in a flashfic. This is probably the most obscure fandom I've ever done a story for - I have this friend who's a total fanpuppy for the actor Rowan Atkinson (of the Mr Bean movies and the Blackadder sitcom with House's Hugh Laurie), which is how come I got to see the show.

Review on Bart the Ripper II, the story that the iron-stomached guy from toplessrobot couldn't quite face... pittwitch Thanks for your comment. I think horror film is fair, there was a load of torture-porn styled movies out for a few years there and it's sort of similar to that trend. I feel really bad for you having to skim or read the worst of the stories for the archive clean up - and I know there's a lot less pleasant than this one. Most people have a choice to avoid them. Sadly, my Simpsons story Mindy's revenge one is probably worse because of its politically incorrect portrayal of an intersexed individual.

In which case the author missed a chance for a brilliant double gag if he didn't stick America's most popular brand of condom on the Thestral - leading to any witnesses without the right experiance to say "Weird. Why is there well stretched condom floating in the air?"

By Avatrek? I've never read it, but it appeared in the updates at http://t-s-s-a.com/ a lot, so try under young adult there. Avatrek seems to be working on another big multiparter there based on more recent updates. Edit - appears the copy on AFF was deleted as avatrek didn't upload it See here for details