JayDee

Got my 16th review for Unleash the Beast, a story that was so inexplicably popular I've become convinced a few people must have linked it off AFF in specialist fetish forums. It's about Hermione having sex with a dog. Another good title might have been a Stephen King homage with "Hermione's Hobby", but that's probably already been done. Anyway, as the first of the 16 since I started resonding to reviews on the forum, I am responding: Leto Night : Thank you for your review. Very glad you enjoyed the story. I'd love to write a sequal as much as you'd like to read one, but it's finding the time to do so that's the kicker, as well as a plan of the sexual encounters that isn't too samey. After Hermione's seduction in the first story, I kinda like the idea of her going back to Hogwarts and seducing the cowardly Fang but... time! damnable time!

Yeah, this happened to me a couple times when a story I wrote as a oneshot got a second chapter (Mindy's Revenge was the one that came to mind quickest). I think I kept the original summaries for the first chapter.

The Morpheus Potion has had another review, yay! Fairy Slayer: As ever, I thank you for your review! You got me thinking of the bedroom cleanup, my first thought was it'd be a shame if only the master alchemist was capable of mixing the right solution to get the stains out I fear poor Dar-Ma is at risk of at least one more truama, given that Orcs have a reputation for eating horses: "I'm sorry... Blossom was, uh, killed by bandits..." "Oh no! Was it quick?" "About 5 minutes a pound..."

As a work around, authors could stick their email (or a free webemail created specifically for the purpose) on their profile with something like "Please email any non story specific comments here"? Would save on the coding etc...

The Morpheus prompt was a toughie (I happened to have more free time earlier in the week than usual or it would have been another last minute job). I don't know why I did a second Oblivion story, but fitting the non-Oblivion term of Morpheus in via the "mad Khajiit" isn't quite as weak as it sounds, because that would be the character of M'aiq the Liar who exists in Morrowind and Oblivion to take digs at calls/complaints for game features or forum discussions. Sinderion mis-understood slightly getting sleep. Still, maybe I'd have been closer doing someting with the quest set inside someone's dream. Sinderion, Dar-Ma and her mother are all NPCs, while the rescuing Orc was the PC in a quest that also effectively involved rescuing Dar-Ma's horse, Blossom.... So The Morpheus Potion reviews: BronxWench: Thank you for your review - I found the ending quite hard to write, to fit in what I wanted without going over the word count or with what felt like too much or too little exposition, but it sure seemed like the only way to finish! Fairly fast acting Karma there... Apollo: Thank you for your review - I'm glad you found the concept interesting, I fear there's nothing worse than boring folks with my scrawlings!

Pen Name: JayDee/JD Story link: The Morpheus Potion Type of fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: Sinderion (Elf) x Dar-Ma (An anthro lizard race) Warnings: Abuse, Anthro, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Death(strongly implied), D/A, M/F, NonCon, Oneshot, Oral, Other, PWP, Racist, RapeFic

Apollo - Thank you for your review on the Ending story. I put in all the references so it was actually Ending prompted rather than just "and they fuck", not that it's much more than that really. PWP works for me!

Hentai-foundry.com has an originals section that seems quite busy and no restrictions on themes contained.

Shadow Knight: Thank you for your review on the Ending story - Glad the sex and humor worked for you... at least if he became obsessed with sex he could move out into the wilderness and raise sheep. Those Bosmer sure do love nature...

anesor : Thanks for your review on the Ending the fan story - Exactly! Hell, you can even tell him to "beat it" in game and it doesn't dull his fannish enthusiasm.

Ending the Fan, written for week 12's prompt ending, was 36 minutes of "fuck, I hope this makes sense" keyboard bashing after thinking of and discarding several other even weaker - if you can imagine such a thing - ideas... I guess I just wanted to write some Orc sex, not real happy with the title but until I think of something better it stays . The Adoring Fan seems to be considered deeply annoying by many players, it used to be that you'd go to a games board with Oblivion discussions and see more than a few "best ways to kill the fan" discussions, when simply taking him up high and nudging him off lost appeal. BronxWench: Thank you for your review - I figured the guy's basically a nerdy obsessive so get him laid and see if it cures that nonsense. Sex beats violence-fandom! Fairy Slayer: Thanks for your review - He certainly can attract attention, then run away and leave it angry... but, yeah, she enjoys the skirmishes because there can be quite good re-sale value on armour, and things like ogre teeth are useful if the fan has been noticed and drawn em over. Ending the fans' fandom isn't really sad - I'd bet that anybody, anybody at all associated with the arena in-game would be happy to hear it. How he didn't get a boot up his ass from some of the surly types there is surely a bit of a mystery...

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Ending the Fan Type of story: Flashfic Rating: Adult+ Fandom: Games > The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Pairing: The Adoring Fan x Orc Grand Champion (the player character) Warnings: Fingering, M/F, NonCon, PWP

Regarding the feet, how about sandles? You can place large feet onto them and strap them in place. This allows for different combinations - say decorative or rough - or materials, from leather to less hard wearing dress sandals... Robes could be good for the body, would sort out the problem with getting feet into pants and could even have a slit at the back at the level of the tail if not baggy enough to have it underneath. Otherwise, you could have clothing that is designed to zip or button up at the back if he has someone to help him dress?

Well that's very kind of you to say so, I thank you for it.

I'm gonna go with Holidays.

...and another review for the Holiday Special, I am honestly surprised to get have got any from the prompt folks, never mind four, what with the unpleasant content. Shadow Knight: Thank you for your review. I'd love to take credit for puns but I can only think of one in ther so I guess I must modestly proclaim no pun intended... Of course it's cheesy, cheesy style horror is the most entertaining, s'why I'd rather watch Return of the Living Dead or something than say Hostel.

I prefer typing, mostly because it would feel like a waste of effort to me to write everything out, then type it up for my internet victims readers. Typewriters are great to use, but it's been 13 or 14 years since I had the chance. I like the noises and the feel of them, but as noted by SK, mistakes could be an issue - especially if your typing skill was as weak as mine could be.

Another review on Mindy's Revenge: The Holiday Special: BronxWench: Thank you for your review! Yes indeed, Homer's aware Mindy was attracted to him at work, as he was to her, but it's set up like in the episode with Homer rejecting her and basically thinking no more about her after she lost her job. Mindy, on the other hand, got - in the words of the old game 7th Guest "crazy, sick and mean". I tend to find Yule Log cakes to be too rich and sickly to enjoy, but it may be I have only had the cheaper supermarket sort; one of the French originals would probably be tastier.

It probably doesn't hurt that, having read raving reviews of it too and liking the gameplay descriptions, I'd quite like to play the game the fandom is for Maybe next year if I buy a more powerful computer for Elder Scrolls V I'll get Dragon Age Origins as well.

Not to mention So, yeah, the Yule prompt led me to do something I've never done before - A Holiday Special for my old thoroughly politically incorrect (I'm no more transphobic than I am racist but I put stuff in my stories because it works in the context) dickgirl snuff fest Mindy's Revenge, a story for which I came to wish I'd googled the title after I had the idea, as there's apparantly a christian rock CD of the same name. I'd rather be associated with good wholesome gore than that stuff. I had a little trouble coming up with something for Yule, and went with the violent route because It's been 10 stories since anybody died and, hell, last week's was so lovey dovey I figure I got a little leeway for the unpleasantness. Somewhere out there are folks who kinda liked the original Mindy's Revenge stories who might get a nostalgia kick I did not expect any reviews from the folks on the forum, being with it clearly in a very niche setting - as I mentioned once before there're tags I'd avoid if I saw 'em, and certainly expect others to feel the same about non mainstream stuff like this. It may just be me, but it seemed kind of like there's more duplication of tags now than there needs to be - like a few could have slightly expanded meanings and so give a simpler field for people to check? (I couldn't get why minor character, major character and death are all seperate tags, same with NonCon and rapefic and stuff... but this is waaaaay off topic, so moving swiftly on:) pittwitch: Thank you for your review, glad you managed to stomach it - at least it was brief and hopefully I'll manage something more mainstream next prompt Fairy Slayer: Thank you for your review. Yep, the previous parts were probably as you'd expect although maybe considerably bloodier (as one other reviewer commented in 2007 "Never thought I'd run into a second fic with brain fucking >_>"). Yeah, Homer's lonesome yuletide figure is kind of a sad one. Think of him shrugging it off and heading to Moe's if it helps

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Mindy's Revenge: The Holiday Special Type of story: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ for violent sexualised death Fandom: Cartoon > The Simpsons Pairing: Dickgirl!Mindy Simmons X Lurleen Lumpkin Warnings: (for Holiday Special Chapter specifically:) Contro, Death, fingering, F/D, humil, Language, MCD, NonCon, PWP, RapeFic, Violence,

Well laughter is a fine thing, g'luck with your title idea search.

I probably ought to be less scrupulous and just claim I had the idea all along when that sort of thing happens. Further reviews on the Gifts story: Shadow Knight: Thank you for your review. I Gotta love the accurate description of 'melodramatic excess', all it needed was an evil twin and pregnancy and it would have been my first soap opera! I suspect a heftier amount of my regular readers certainly would only want a changed-mind sequal if it involved the splitting open option - and then half of them would take the standard gurochan "eww! damn furries!" attitude. I'm just a self entitled pornographer, going off the Miller test a sizable proportion of my work is pornography. Just occasionally an accidently poetic turn of phrase may satisfy the literary requirement to cease being pornography but otherwise, it's pretty much all porno! Then I do something wangsty like this. Apollo: Thank you for your review. Stunning? Well, I guess I have experiance of describing cocks by... Oh! the imagary of the feelings, right. ahem. Mind in the gutter again. I like putting silly jokes in things, even if it might be argued it isn't always appropriate - I think a lot of folks writing a scene like that would have left out the hairball gag, but I dunno, I'm glad you smiled at it.

Alright, more canine than vampire how about just amending the title to "A kiss that drools"?

You mean something dark... Like this?