JayDee

One of my friend's third natural births was so fast the damn thing had to be delivered on her bathroom floor. No chance to go to the hospital. I'd totally read that. Especially if the author added some of that kinky SW/LW action to the AM/FM.

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: The Punishment of Eparlegna Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult Fandom: Original > Paranormal/Supernatural Pairing: None. Warnings: AFFO, ChallengeFic, GB, Language, NoSex, OC, TF, Violence

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Holodeck Bitch Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: TV > Star Trek: Voyager Pairing: Captain Kathryn Janeway x OC Dog. Warnings: Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Humil, M/F, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Voy

Ending the Fan grows increasingly to feel like a mis-named story, what with the whole "turning the fan from arena obsession to fucking obsession" plot or "Orc and Bosmer keep trying to sexually one-up each other" plot that seems to have developed beneath my cackhanded hands, and Mistress S's coupling suggestions... "She rode me like I was a whore, so I nailed her ass, so she fucked my face, then a Minotaur, so I got her back by..." Heh, thanks for your review, genuinely surprised folks are still reading! I sat down to write the Minotaur scene, and ended up doing a bridging piece instead. There's already a further chapter sketched out in my head for how he outdoes the Minotaur, again based on the suggested plot I'm following. Let's just say it's not just Daedric armor you can bind in this storyverse... But even in the Minotaur chapter he'll not remain entirely uninvolved hopefully. Thanks again

I have now posted Chapter 4 Codes: MF, Oral, fingering. Thank you for reading this story promotion and I hope you continue to enjoy this story.

Joy-Filled Chad got another review, for which I am grateful: Thanks! I totally agree with you on the length. I could write dickgirls plowing people for hours, but as it was for the prompt I was limited to flashfic length. Still, I might one day either write more chapters or an extended re-write of the original.

Pen Name: JD Story link: Aegis Type of fic: Drabble Rating: Adult + Fandom: Harry Potter (post DH) Pairing: Wolves x Luna Lovegood Warnings: 3+, AU/AR, Beast, Challengefic, Complete, Contro, M/F, Oneshot

Ahh, Invidious, a word that still gets some use in the weightier newspapers. Unlike Frittle. So, Joy-Filled Chad, the lastest dickgirl adventure to feature somewhat less than loving consensual sex. One review: He, uh, he wasn't meant to be sympathetic really... Poor charactisation on my part, I fear. Thank you kindly for the comment though!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Joy-Filled Chad Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Originals > DarkFic Pairing: Original Dickgirl x Original Male Warnings: Anal, Bigotry, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Contro, F/D, Humil, OC, Oneshot, PWP, RapeFic, Violence

Further review on Kleiner Inside 'er: Heh, Mossman has the only tight white sweater to survive the seven hour war. No wonder poor Isaac gets a little overexcited. As Father Grigori would say "hahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAAHHA". Yeah, I ran out of room in the word count before Alyx could put oral theory into practical testing, hope that was not too disappointing! Thanks for your review

Guests can't post links, but since I was passing I looked up the author for ya instead : http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600007990

Kleiner Inside 'er the Half-Life 2 based story written for a prompt that, right now, I literally cannot recall the spelling of. I want to say incontinent... (fifteen seconds later, recalled incondite... ta dah) That's pretty bad for the ol' short term memory. Pretty fair to say I won't be using that prompt word again in future. Unlike the inherantly amusing gallimaufry. I think you used the prompt much better than me I'm starting to suspect you of masochism, managing to read this stuff every week... Seriously, though, thank you for your support of my prompt replies. I'm sure I'll stop soon, but if I manage 7 more then that's 39 weeks or three quarters of a year! As for arguing grades, there's probably an ancient joke about passing the oral make-up exam...

Taking the Sky from Kaylee review: Without confirming or denying my parents marital status at my birth, it's a fair assessment and I thank you for it. Unfortunately, being as the review is of me rather than the story, I fear I may have to delete it under the flames guidelines as it takes site staff somewhat longer to do so (and they are cheerfully dedicated to keeping the database for allowed data only, what with size and stability and all). Have yourself a nice day, y'hear!

Ditch-Delivered Drabbles - Scurrlous: Heh, thanks - I kinda expected a "Oh god! this blows!" I know what I am doing for the #2 prompt, just need a spare chunka time (and, y'know, plug a plot hole. How the fuck drabbles can have plot holes in such a short space I don't know, but there it is in my head...)

But just imagine how time would drag if you had nothing to do Thank ye kindly for the change here!

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: Kleiner Inside 'er Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Games > Half Life (Series) Pairing: Alyx Vance x Dr Isaac Kleiner (not related) Warnings: ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, M/F, Minor2, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Solo

So... is the Half Life: Portal catagory meant for both Half Life and Portal? If it is not meant for both H-L and portal, I would like to request the catagory: Catagory name: Half-Life (Series) Section catagory to be in: Games Do you have any stories for it?: Edit - Yes, just finished, currently in misc... I have suggested series as within the series there is Half-Life, Blue Shift, Opposing Force, Decay, Half-Life 2 and the episodes 1 & 3 of H-L 2 and probably more. Some existing half-life stories in the misc section: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600082649 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084143 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600084317 http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600082551 I think it's worth noting that having the Half Life: Portal catagory under P simply as Portal would probably be easier for users to find - the games are called "Portal" and "Portal 2", as opposed to, say, "Half-Life: Blue Shift" which was closely connected to the first game. The sum total of the in game connections for Portal/H-L is a couple lines of dialogue/song lyrics, and a large boat, and outside the games the first Portal was available with H-L2 as part of the orange box package, but so was Team Fortress 2... Also because Half-life isn't in the title/any of the advertising materials so users who haven't played the H-L series would miss the connection entirely and look under P rather than H, and then dump portal in the misc section. Also, one is a puzzle game, the other is a first person shooter with the odd puzzle. five cents there Thank you for your time in reading this. Hope your day isn't too busy!

so... I started trying my hand at drabbles again, using the user prompt yukihime posted as a starting point. Think I can do one for the second prompt, too, also in the ol' HP setting. The first one, Scurrilous, is a word I've pretty much only encountered in relation to journalism so it made sense using it in that contect with the prompt, an an in universe abusive article... I figure. Anyway, enough rambling, Spiral Breeze reviewed it, Wow, really? Thanks! I haven't tried a drabble for ages, so any poetic merit is entirely accidental.

I think what you'd need to do there is post just the story in the archive, plus up to 600 words of author's note. As part of the note, create and link to a thread in the relevent section of the forum here. In that forum thread you could post all of the non story material/background info for your readers to refer to(kind of an appendix I suppose?), as it is okay for that stuff to be in the forum database but not the stories archive database, including character profiles and so on. You can just have a note at the start of the story for people to keep the forum thread open on another tab and flip between the two as required. Basically the purpose is to keep the story archive more managably sized, and the easiest way to do this is the keep it for stories only. Requests, challenges, discussions, yakking about our stories, review replies and the rest comes here in the forum. Disclaimer - I think stories based on that type of RPG would go in video games/rpgs catagory as they have White Wolf RPGs in there. So if it was under games it would need the standard format disclaimer that you don't own Vincent Baker's Poison'd: A Pirate RPG or make any money from it. Translations - beats me. Not sure on the policy of including translations within stories. Probably a FAQ on it, but as a barely even monolingual individual it's all a bit beyond me. Once again, when the timezone spins round I expect one of the mods'll be able to point you to a FAQ or something covering it

Most of that is answered through the TOS, Content Guidelines and FAQs Adult Content - Is allowed as long as it doesn't involve underage real people/celebrities. Otherwise, they got no restrictions on explictness, make sure you tag it correctly and especially disclaimer it correctly though (the FAQs will help). Quoting members - On the forum? That's probably a "new member of forum" thing? Probably the same with any other restriction messages. Content: Start here Click a subdomain on the left, or right, to see a list of latest stories, along with a list of subsections to navigate through to see older stories. Current - The forums have a lot of older threads, but if you go through the link above you'll see lots of latest sections with up to date stories. Some of these get updated much, much more often than others due to fandom popularity. Story Section - See content Basically, keep in mind the forum and the story section are distinct but connected Anime - There's a lot of it, but I hardly ever get around to reading any of it. Lots and lots of non anime, so, no, probably not. Don't know the exact figures though. Anyway, hope this helps and one of the administrators or moderators will likely be around later to give you a more worthwhile answer

Ahh, Ending the Fan, the Elder Scrolls story that started as a way to do an Ending Prompt without physically killing something (my imagination is surprisingly limited....) and grew at the urging of Mistress S, a reader whose suggestions seemed to have worked well when written up and added on. I've received a new review on this story from Daye: Thanks for your review! There's still time for her to do carry it out in a future part, when the Bosmer's loosened up some. I've got parts 4 and 5 to write out following discussions with/great suggestions from Mistress S, and they certainly do get a little weirder still. Voyeurism, horny Minotaur and sexal mis-use of the game's bound Daedric equipment spells... "Bound Helmet?" "Oh, not just the helmet..."

Pen Name: JD Story link: Scurrilous Type of fic: Drabble Rating: Adult + Fandom: Harry Potter (post DH) Pairing: Xenophilius Lovegood x Luna Lovegood Warnings: AU/AR, Contro, Inc, M/F

Pen Name: JD/JayDee Story link: A Whore's Gallimaufry Type of fic: Flashfic Rating: Adult++ Fandom: Original > Darkfic Pairing: Female OC x Male OC Warnings: Abuse, Anal, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, M/F, MCD, Minor2, OC, Oneshot, PWP, RapeFic, Violence

I have received another review on the abomination that is The Horse and His Cock, further to the Badger heavy forth chapter, and I thank the reviewer kindly for it, Y'ever see a Badger on a keep fit diet? Course not! They're all greedy All together now, "Badger! Badger! Badger!" Ahem, I certainly was hoping readers would see it for silly, seem to have achieved that.

frittle - I don't know how accurate it is, but when I used my my creaky old word processor to word-count my author's note to make sure it wasn't a rule breacher, from Author's to JD inclusive it was 100 words. Stealth Drabble? One Badger, Two Drabbles is what you get when I realise I haven't written horsecock in a whiles. I can't remember a single Badger appearing in a Narnia book. Not one. Surely there must be one though, somewhere? Huh... Good job I decided to include the urbandictionary definition, as I got a little shock going into the thread and seeing Melrick's edit! 30 gorram prompt fics... Thanks for your review. I'm also very grateful to you for providing the dictionary definition of frittle, I just prefer to see words I do not know in actual usage to get a feel for them. I had some trouble with adduced until I had more of a handle on what it implied and contextually and it seemed worse with frittle. The old texts I found only made sense with your definition Badgers walk close to the ground, it made sense there'd be some leakage Made me laugh anyhow! Oh, yes, much joy indeed I am sure can be expected... Badger's frittle though, so, who knows