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The Ultimate DCU Assassin Vs... 1) This story is damn near six years old. I haven't even hurt a fly in six years. Admittedly mostly because the Spiders here operate with absolutely ruthless efficiency against anything smaller than a Rottweiler. 2) It's fiction! And not only that, but it's fiction that is less extreme than a lot of actual comics. I'm not talking about things like Garth Ennis' Crossed, but look't Marvel Zombies with all the brain eating, Darkest Night with the heart ripping, and anything with Superboy Prime being boringly invinsibly over violent. When did you last read a comic? 1967? "Holy ripped condoms Batman! The stealthseminator is back in Gotham!" 3) No, seriously, I'm as balanced as any of the published horror writers. You go to Stephen King and say "Excuse me? This bit where the guy is getting all tangled up in his bowel? What's up with that?" 4) Six years, dude. I can't stress this enough. Did you just reach this story a few years after starting an email "Sir, I regret to inform you that your character of "Count Dracula" in the epynominous novel is somewhat nasty and you need to speak to a man with a couch?" 5) What were you doing even clicking this story? The third line down includes warning of mutilation and acid-cum. You're not reading House at Pooh Corner. 6) I have "Won't you come home Bill Bailey" going around in my head now. Can't stop laughing. Have a nice day!

And thanks again for that, is most useful There's a few other things like that as well. Try a search for google easter eggs and I think you can find a list of them to try out!

Are you thinking of 'Professor Croft and the Eye of Metate' by bitamin aka porneater? This is the author's profile, you could send them an email: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296900485 But I recall after I left them a review they said something about getting it made into a comic version, so possibly they have taken it down as part of that if it isn't the birthdate?

You can do a lot with google. But the one thing you really should not do is search for the below: zerg rush

Try this but change the domain link from hp to other domains as needed.

Sluggish by SillySilenia Creature Blood which has been lying dormant in the Potter bloodline for generations manifests itself in Harry upon his Magical Inheritance. How will he deal with this? Not your average Creature Inheritance fic. Full summary within. 3Plus,Anal,AFFO,Angst,Bi,HJ,Herm,M/F,M/M,Minor2,MPreg,Oral,Solo,TF,WD,WIP Posted : 2012-05-12 -:- Edited : 2012-05-12 12:01:00 -:- Read Reviews Waiting by SpiralBreeze COMPLETE! One year after the war Harry waits to hail down the Knight Bus, yet why is this simple task so difficult? AFFO, Angst, Anal, Drug Use Posted : 2011-03-11 -:- Edited : 2011-05-07 17:05:03 -:- Read Reviews

She was totally passive. I swear, I've written corpses with more of a can-do attitude!

Under Joan's Bed Thank you for your review! You may well be getting more tolerant, it appears that exposure to dreck will desensitize people too it. This is why viewers of Fox News have such a high tolerance for bullshit. You can change your settings under 'My Settings' and then 'Notification Options' under your name at the top. Not sure if you have to also de-select existing threads for notifications tho'. I have it set for PM notifications only. Regarding the typo in the post, sorry about that. I once used Emphasised in place of Emphasised (EDIT - No joke, I fucked it up again. Empathised was the one I mis-used.), or possibly the other way round in a story, didn't notice, and it was about 8000 hits later before someone mentioned it, the other 7999 presumably having got that far and stoppped reading in confusion. Or I could just delete the story and claim I meant that the tale was exiting stage left, persued by a twink (I couldn't find a bear). I can't claim to have ever had a problem with a monster under the bed, but I wouldn't be surprised if all that sort of thing cleared up about the same time for most people, "Dammit, I can't self-explore with my imaginary friend looking at me!" Actually there was a pretty funny parody of Calvin and Hobbes with a late-teen Calvin I saw once along those lines. I don't know that the heroine won really, she was incredibly passive throughout the story. Sum total of described activity: run, jump, masturbate, read, play SNES, shower, cower in mortal fear at hideous apparition. It's kind of like a day in the life of a regular TVtropes editor. But I'm glad that you liked it and were not scarred I do know how I'd like it to continue, and it's fair to say that the chapter under the working title of 'Daddy's Home' won't be for everyone... but I do have a not remotely shocking blatently obvious twist that was vaguely and ineptly foreshadowed in the first part if I continue. Would be at most four parts anyway. Although the last four parter I did for the prompts did scar a lot of people with the really, really bad haiku in the last part. Thanks again for your review!

Huh, 60 weeks later and I did another prompt. Under Joan's Bed The exiting tale of dust and boxes. Um. Kind of. May be continued but if it isn't I can always add a oneshot code and claim it was there all along Thank you for your review! Glad my usage worked out, it was a lot easier to use lessen relevently to a story than villipend

Pen Name: JayDee Story Link: Under Joan's Bed Review replies:Original Story Review Replies Here Type of Fic: FlashFic Rating: Adult + Fandom: Original Pairing: It's not really a pairing kinda fic. Warning: ChallengeFic, Minor2, OC, Solo, Tent

I've never written any but gawdammit, Remus is a werewolf. Any guy who can lick his own balls at the right time of month is gonna be taking charge.

Lusty Elves Vigorously Ejaculate Right Across Green Eyes R H Y T H M

I once set out to write a Sailor Moon AU. Started with small changes in setting, which got bigger and bigger. Charcters changed in appearance, then attitude, then name, even gender. History switched round and the magic flowed away and Bam! I suddenly realised it had become a non-au Happy Days fanfic instead. D'oh.

Title: Nobody Now Author: JayDee Rating: Adult++ Summary: After being surgically rendered limbless on Baron von Westphalen's orders, Krysta Now is found by horny gangstas... Feedback: Yes please. Codes: 3Plus, Anal, COMPLETE, Contro, M/F, OC, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, RapeFic, TF(surgical), Violence(offscreen. ish.) Fandom: Movies > Southland Tales (2006) URL: Click here! and be damned and enjoy! This is a re-write of my old story from 2007/2008 and is hopefully now much improved. Thank you all for reading this promotion. If this sounds like your kind of story, have a read! ~JayDee

Slurping Up Piss Is Niche Eroticism. B I S M U T H

Heh, right now there are two drabble threads near the top of the HP latest section with titles inspired by Shakespeare. I'm sure Bacon must be so proud (Kidding! I'm in the Stratfordian camp me.) Ditch-Delivered Drabbles received a review on the first two drabbles then uploaded, which feature incest and bestiality respectively. Why can't I have nice things? Thank you for your review! I've never been that good at drabbles, so it's always nice to see the efforts appreciated

Makes sense. Can't go wrong with clarity. Will upload the story to the brand spanking new catagory today

Catagory name: Southland Tales Section catagory to be in: Movies Do you have any stories for it?: Yes, just the one. Getting it's final polish 'fore uploading. Which considering it is a re-write from my 2007 fic makes it the longest process of anything I've done technically. (To avoid confusion, this film was not related to the TV show Southland, which may already have a section of its own. There was a three part comic miniseries relased to promote the movie but very few of us read it. As one who did, I'd say don't bother. Just read Revelations and the movie'll make sense. Ish. Kinda. Maybe take something first.)

Thank you for the info!

1) I have a very brief collection of my HP drabbles under Harry Potter > General here. A new drabble features references to an OFC in a sexual situation. Would this need to be in a new topic under HP Canon Characters paired with Original Characters, or given it's a 100 words of drabble is it ok to keep it as a new part in the same drabble collection and just confirm at the start it includes an OFC? Seems silly to have two drabble topics is all, but I know you need things sorted and maintained so thought I should ask. Second question might belong under another forum but I didn't want to start a new thread... 2) Have been working on a re-write and expansion of an old story of mine from 2007/2008 that hasn't been on AFF for years. Do I still need to contact moderators when I put it back up as it doesn't need backdating and there aren't any hits etc to update? Was just planning to put in a note that it was a re-write and that as far as I can see from google and checking around there aren't any copies of the original anywhere... Thanks for your time in answering these questions or, if this is the wrong forum, thanks for deleting them without banning me *fingers crossed*.

It means Minor Character Death. So if you did a Star Trek fanfiction and forgotten two-episode character Ensign Sonya Gomez, appearing in one scene of the fanfic, suffers a freak hot chocolate related fatality, you'd need a MiCD tag. It may be specific to AFF as I don't think I have seen it elsewhere. I Think it was introduced to replace an old tag (death?) along with MCD which is the same for Main characters. Edit: Site list is here if you spot any others you are not sure on: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/3690-story-codes/

Bigamy Really Only Concerns Coteries Of Legislating Interferers B L U N D E R B U S S

...alright, alright. I'll email you a copy. You won't like it at all, and it's offensive and has no literary merit but over the few hours I have realised it was even more unfair of me to mention it without showing it than apologise for the unpleasant tone. Where do you want it sending? And again, good luck with your proper request.

Thanks for the info - good luck again.