JayDee

I once set out to write a Sailor Moon AU. Started with small changes in setting, which got bigger and bigger. Charcters changed in appearance, then attitude, then name, even gender. History switched round and the magic flowed away and Bam! I suddenly realised it had become a non-au Happy Days fanfic instead. D'oh.

Title: Nobody Now Author: JayDee Rating: Adult++ Summary: After being surgically rendered limbless on Baron von Westphalen's orders, Krysta Now is found by horny gangstas... Feedback: Yes please. Codes: 3Plus, Anal, COMPLETE, Contro, M/F, OC, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, RapeFic, TF(surgical), Violence(offscreen. ish.) Fandom: Movies > Southland Tales (2006) URL: Click here! and be damned and enjoy! This is a re-write of my old story from 2007/2008 and is hopefully now much improved. Thank you all for reading this promotion. If this sounds like your kind of story, have a read! ~JayDee

Slurping Up Piss Is Niche Eroticism. B I S M U T H

Heh, right now there are two drabble threads near the top of the HP latest section with titles inspired by Shakespeare. I'm sure Bacon must be so proud (Kidding! I'm in the Stratfordian camp me.) Ditch-Delivered Drabbles received a review on the first two drabbles then uploaded, which feature incest and bestiality respectively. Why can't I have nice things? Thank you for your review! I've never been that good at drabbles, so it's always nice to see the efforts appreciated

Makes sense. Can't go wrong with clarity. Will upload the story to the brand spanking new catagory today

Catagory name: Southland Tales Section catagory to be in: Movies Do you have any stories for it?: Yes, just the one. Getting it's final polish 'fore uploading. Which considering it is a re-write from my 2007 fic makes it the longest process of anything I've done technically. (To avoid confusion, this film was not related to the TV show Southland, which may already have a section of its own. There was a three part comic miniseries relased to promote the movie but very few of us read it. As one who did, I'd say don't bother. Just read Revelations and the movie'll make sense. Ish. Kinda. Maybe take something first.)

Thank you for the info!

1) I have a very brief collection of my HP drabbles under Harry Potter > General here. A new drabble features references to an OFC in a sexual situation. Would this need to be in a new topic under HP Canon Characters paired with Original Characters, or given it's a 100 words of drabble is it ok to keep it as a new part in the same drabble collection and just confirm at the start it includes an OFC? Seems silly to have two drabble topics is all, but I know you need things sorted and maintained so thought I should ask. Second question might belong under another forum but I didn't want to start a new thread... 2) Have been working on a re-write and expansion of an old story of mine from 2007/2008 that hasn't been on AFF for years. Do I still need to contact moderators when I put it back up as it doesn't need backdating and there aren't any hits etc to update? Was just planning to put in a note that it was a re-write and that as far as I can see from google and checking around there aren't any copies of the original anywhere... Thanks for your time in answering these questions or, if this is the wrong forum, thanks for deleting them without banning me *fingers crossed*.

It means Minor Character Death. So if you did a Star Trek fanfiction and forgotten two-episode character Ensign Sonya Gomez, appearing in one scene of the fanfic, suffers a freak hot chocolate related fatality, you'd need a MiCD tag. It may be specific to AFF as I don't think I have seen it elsewhere. I Think it was introduced to replace an old tag (death?) along with MCD which is the same for Main characters. Edit: Site list is here if you spot any others you are not sure on: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/3690-story-codes/

Bigamy Really Only Concerns Coteries Of Legislating Interferers B L U N D E R B U S S

...alright, alright. I'll email you a copy. You won't like it at all, and it's offensive and has no literary merit but over the few hours I have realised it was even more unfair of me to mention it without showing it than apologise for the unpleasant tone. Where do you want it sending? And again, good luck with your proper request.

Thanks for the info - good luck again.

...I wrote a drabble inspired by this request, but I cannot post it to the story site as it is hugely, mind-boggling, soul destroyingly offensive. So hugely offensive that, even though I haven't posted it, I feel I need to apologise just for having the idea and making it hit 100 words. So very sorry about that. Good luck with your request though. Most people here are normal and not messed up like me, so hopefully someone will do it for you!

I have no idea who the characters are, or indeed what many of the things* mentioned are, but even so bits of this request sounds incredibly hot and I'd totally read it if someone could write it for the requesting person! (*e.g. hokages, ichiraku, chunin, friends... all Japanese or fandom specific I guess? Either way, hot request!)

I'm sorry, I don't have facebook, which practically makes me the unibomber in society's eyes. Tried the new link but it still needs facebook . Good luck tho.

No worries. Enjoy your old faves!

Find your author number on the new system, which is the number at the end of your profile, this is what it will look like using mine as an example: members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296777934 and use it to replace the author number in the link below, paste it to your address bar. This will be your old format profile. games.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296777934

Thats very kind of you Edit: Ahh, and further to the above I just noticed that while Other is still on the story code list, language is no longer a code. In which case, BUMS.

I do want people to read my stuff! Just, not all people. It's aimed at a niche audience of people who have un-normal fantasies/like specific... I don't want to say kinks because it's beyond kinky... extreme perversions? Hence my warning about paying attention to the codes at the start of each one, and by inferance title and summary So, to take an example from one of my original stories: Title: Whore of Heaven Summary: The beautiful Archangel Luzurial is all that stands between humanity and the demon Eparlegna. Earth is screwed, and so is she. Codes: Anal,Angst,Bond,COMPLETE,Contro,Dom,F/F,Humil,Language,MCD,MiCD,M/F,OC,Other,Preg,PWP,Rapefic,SoloM,Tent,Tort,Violence,Xeno Firstly I'd hope a reader would consider the title. "Hmmm... Whore. Sounds degrading. I will avoid this story" or "Hmmm... Whore. It's a job title. I'll give it a try." or even "Yum! Whore! Heaven!" So Reader one would hopefully go no further. Then with the summary, "...Sounds like stereotypical angel/demon pr0ns. Meh." or "yeah!" Then the codes, and now I will put myself into the mind of a perceived average user rather than both sides Anal,Angst,Bond,COMPLETE,Contro,Dom,F/F,Humil,Language,MCD, MiCD,M/F,OC,Other,Preg,PWP,Rapefic,SoloM,Tent,Tort,Violence,Xeno Anal "Well, gawsh, I'm on AFF. You better damn well believe I like anal. It's not in the Harry/Draco cat, but it's probably much the same. Anuses self lubricate, right?" Angst "YES! I love angst! You can't have a relationship without it!" Bond "I liked that one where that guy tied that other guy up!" COMPLETE "....oh well. Maybe I can review and ask for an update?" Contro "I like a little bit of controversy, but not too much. Like, Dumbles could be partly redeemable while still maniupulative and evil?" Dom "Still my kind of thing! Every story I have ever read displays the characters immediately in a sub/dom relationship." F/F "Yuri? Ewww. I can skip those bits." Humil "As long as it isn't the yuri bit!" Language "Swearing? In my sex? Oh no." At this point, most would move onto a different story. This is why the Language code is very important. Those who continue, MCD "Death? of a main character? I only really approve of that if it's to give the angst that gets the guys together... What does this have to do with angel/demon sex anyway?" MiCD "Who cares about minor characters? It's original fic, they're all minor!" M/F "...you sick fuck. But I'm slightly curious." OC "There's no M/M tag? Goddamn it, this is AFF! Does it need an OC tag in the original section? Seems kind of anal. Mmmm anal..." Other "Is that an old code? Is there still an Other code? What other?" Preg "That's gross! Unless it's a typo and supposed to be mpreg... but, no, there's no m/m tag. I'm not too sure about this story." PWP "You got me back." Rapefic A very important tag (as was the NC tag it replaced). Most people understandably don't like this kind of content and it's better for them and me if they don't read it. In this case our imaginary reader would hopefully realise that the angel/demon screwing going on is M/F rapefic and stop reading if they don't enjoy that sort of thing. Rather more do seem to enjoy m/m rapefic, but in quite a lot of those cases it seems to lead immediately to true love. Huh. SoloM "I wonder if I can just get an extract of that scene?" Tent "They go camping?" *checks codes "in Japan?" Tort "I don't mind it in the right context but based on the codes I have already seen I do not want to see this." Violence "...or this." Xeno "Although paradoxically I do like bearded Greek men who... what? it's non-human crittera/alien fucking? M/F at that?" "No, on balance this is not my kind of thing at all. I will find a story I want to read with codes/summary/title I like." So that's kind of my perfect ideal, with people who'd like it reading it, and people who don't, not. Instead I get people seeing the codes, title, and summary and responding with this stuff. But I also recognised that it is published on the internet, where despite the warnings and codes anybody can see it. If I really wanted to make sure other people didn't read it, I could probably make the effort to set up some subscription only mailing group of diehard weirdos, but I didn't. I posted to AFF and hoped people would only have time to read stories that hit their fetish I have published and I am damned. Does this make sense?

The Slumber Party of Evil Doom : A story which I think had a good first part and then tailed off very abruptly in terms of quality in the second chapter, and as such is a good example of my writing in general without much* that's triggering. Unless you had a bad experience with a werewolf. Like that time I was in the black forest wearing a nice red coat. Anyway, moving swiftly on to a review: *Well, there's always something triggering. I am fucked in the head, after all. Raymy Okay, compared to 'Taking the Sky from Kaylee' , being the first story I read of yours, this is pretty tame. On the reaction continuum, Kaylee's ruination gets a "I just may vomit", while 'Slumber Party of Evil Doom', the second story I've read, is "ooh, that tickles!". However, both stories will stick in my brain as unique and memorable. It suggests to me that you not only have an ability to be creative, which of course, is desirable and expected in a good story, but also to leave an indelible impression on the reader. Can I assume that I would have the same memorable experience with most of your stories? I thought it was delightful that each girl had some "special" quality. When the first one is revealed, I think, "uh-oh, there's gonna be trouble." But after the second one, I caught on that we would see each have a secret. I think they weren't aware of each other because their 'power' was not exposed when in human form, but they may have kept their friendship going due to an unexplainable attraction to the paranormal. I really enjoyed the first two chapters, you kept the plot of the story going even though you were writing in response to a word prompt. The third chapter deviated from the slumber party and I was more interested in the fallout of the events on the remaining girls than on Eparlegna's punishment. He is an antagonist and having an entire chapter devoted to him left me disappointed. I don't know if you'll ever come back to this story as you said you'd continued Kate's in another story, but if you do, I'd like to see more of the slumber party aftermath. Thank you for your review! I feel I must apologise. When I've rec'd it, I'd forgotten the pun-filled chapter was part of this one, I thought I'd done it as a seperate post like Kate in Blood on the Hay (Which is just a 'What katie did next' bit without actually finishing. Ran out of effort I guess). The third chapter is certainly the weakest part, mostly due to a prompt that made my eyes bleed. I swear, I looked like one of those statues of the Virgin Mary that get hay fever. On the bright side, flicking back through it I could eat a piece of emmental cheese. I'm glad you liked the first two bits though, I thought it hung together well just as a series of introductions, and I like your theory about the attraction to the paranormal, because it adds more to the whole 'started together' thing which was mostly all I had. If I did more I'd totally work that in! While it's kind of you to say so, I think most of my writing is pretty much leaving delible impressions really. There's a lotta better stuff on the site - as a dedicated reader you've presumably seen most of it! I would say that you would be best to avoid most of the rest of my stories. I wish there was more like the first part of the slumber party, but sadly most all of it is more like the kaylee story, without any of the redeeming features. Thanks again for this review.

Taking the Sky from Kaylee: The story that comes in around second or third for most repulsively nasty story I ever wrote. Certainly had the most flames, as recorded in the old flames thread.... I'm pretty sure Flaying Solo is the worst, and Bart the Ripper made the dude from toplessrobot drink. It's still pretty awful though - In fact, compared to this Kaylee story, that Harry Potter necro story is positively upbeat and cheerful, and in character. Well, for the prof anyway. The prof sleeps with dead people. The subtext is all there in the books. He's a dwarf on a mission. Ahem. In short, if somebody who didn't know my writing wanted to check it out, I would say avoid it at all costs. I'd say Read 'The Slumber Party of Evil Doom' which is kinda amusing and was absolutely not based on a true story. Nu-uh, not a bit. So, um, whoops. A review Thank you for your review. While I wouldn't disagree that it's nasty, and badly characterised, and has atrocious dialogue (which you didn't mention, but it's true) and I have found out that a lot of people will read the story despite the codes, I want to disagree with one point. I think that the tale not being told doesn't make her killing the one guy any less gutsy and heroic! She's a heroine she just doesn't get the glory. The Unknown Engineer! If she had become a reaver she'd have had to take the time to rape him to death, learn to sew to make clothes from his skin and then cook! Assuming Zoe wasn't exaggerating what they do, those reavers put a lot of effort into their nastiness... I planned a follow up with Zoe at one point, which was going to be a revenge-on-surviving-thug story. With cheese wire. That would have needed a strong warning too.... Anyway, thanks again for the review and joking aside I am sorry you suffered through this story.

Dear 16 year old me, You have to learn to stop with the whole 'starting to tell someone something important, then getting side-tracked' thing. The way to do it is... wait, doorbell. Tell ya later, 30 year old me.

We don't need folks with knowlege! We have google! http://www.stephenking.com/darktower/connections/ So, yeah... not just to The Stand, but to a whole lot of other things. Including 11/22/63, so if you look scroll down real fast past that bit to avoid spoilers. I had a search for Zombie stories - apparantly 'Home Delivery' is a Zombie story in the Nightmares and Dreamscapes collection, can't specifically recall any in the collections I've read. They're probably too scared to show up in a lot of his stuff. It's not as if being dead is the worst that can happen in Mr King's Maine! Zombieland was hilarious! Man, that was a good movie. I don't see a film like that as in the horror catagory really, it's such an out-and-out comedy. Shaun of the Dead was pretty good but I didn't find it as funny as Zombieland - maybe I am not subtle enough. Robert Kirkman did a Marvel Zombies comic in full color, which is probably better if you know the Marvel characters. Lines such as "In fact Thor's leaning over to eat some of that" relating to half-eaten Magneto bursting from another zombie's stomach. Yeah, I am really not subtle!

Pah! If you aren't using Megan, I shall I voted for it on the grounds it was the only one I'd used before (in a story about Megan "Meg" Griffin) and rather liked it, so I guess I can just do a sequel.

Yes, I've read some essays and articles but I can't for the life of me remember the various sources - I think some were just posted to websites which'd interviewed him and some were in magazines. Truthfully, I wasn't even 100% if it was by him or by another horror writer. I definitely read a series of extracts from his book 'On Writing', but I haven't read the whole thing. I'd really like to at some point as it is supposed to be very good for writers. I've talked about it with a couple of people and heard very good things - of course, that one is non-fiction/semi-autobiography rather than fiction, which is probably why I haven't found it second hand as with many of the fictions. I liked the sound of the Dark Tower books, but there seemed to be a few of them and I didn't feel up to tracking an ongoing series down. I understand they have a connection to The Stand of some sort. Cell I remember picking up the book, reading the summary, and deciding to get something else instead. I'd probably have liked it but just didn't feel like it. Green Mile was a great film! I didn't rate it quite as much as Shawshank, but very good nonetheless. I've also seen The Shining, which I've forgotten. Didn't really entertain me that much - I dunno, it's supposed to be an absolute classic, but I was pretty much "Yeah, Jack, you can act but you're still a dull boy..." ***off topic*** I've been watching the Walking Dead because I got the chance to borrow the comics for free when they came out, and thought "Hell, I liked the comics so much I gotta follow the TV series!". The TV series is pretty different to the comics, but great in it's own way. I might see if I can get the large compendium collections of the comics at some point ... though a second hand copy'd be much better given the cost! If you get a chance and fancy some more epic catastrophie, try Max Brooks' World War Z, which is presently being made into an apparantly entirely unrelated movie with Brad Pitt. The way the book builds up and through with the various characters stories is absolutely amazing. Sad, funny, lotta zombies!