JayDee

...I wrote a drabble inspired by this request, but I cannot post it to the story site as it is hugely, mind-boggling, soul destroyingly offensive. So hugely offensive that, even though I haven't posted it, I feel I need to apologise just for having the idea and making it hit 100 words. So very sorry about that. Good luck with your request though. Most people here are normal and not messed up like me, so hopefully someone will do it for you!

I have no idea who the characters are, or indeed what many of the things* mentioned are, but even so bits of this request sounds incredibly hot and I'd totally read it if someone could write it for the requesting person! (*e.g. hokages, ichiraku, chunin, friends... all Japanese or fandom specific I guess? Either way, hot request!)

I'm sorry, I don't have facebook, which practically makes me the unibomber in society's eyes. Tried the new link but it still needs facebook . Good luck tho.

No worries. Enjoy your old faves!

Find your author number on the new system, which is the number at the end of your profile, this is what it will look like using mine as an example: members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296777934 and use it to replace the author number in the link below, paste it to your address bar. This will be your old format profile. games.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296777934

Thats very kind of you Edit: Ahh, and further to the above I just noticed that while Other is still on the story code list, language is no longer a code. In which case, BUMS.

I do want people to read my stuff! Just, not all people. It's aimed at a niche audience of people who have un-normal fantasies/like specific... I don't want to say kinks because it's beyond kinky... extreme perversions? Hence my warning about paying attention to the codes at the start of each one, and by inferance title and summary So, to take an example from one of my original stories: Title: Whore of Heaven Summary: The beautiful Archangel Luzurial is all that stands between humanity and the demon Eparlegna. Earth is screwed, and so is she. Codes: Anal,Angst,Bond,COMPLETE,Contro,Dom,F/F,Humil,Language,MCD,MiCD,M/F,OC,Other,Preg,PWP,Rapefic,SoloM,Tent,Tort,Violence,Xeno Firstly I'd hope a reader would consider the title. "Hmmm... Whore. Sounds degrading. I will avoid this story" or "Hmmm... Whore. It's a job title. I'll give it a try." or even "Yum! Whore! Heaven!" So Reader one would hopefully go no further. Then with the summary, "...Sounds like stereotypical angel/demon pr0ns. Meh." or "yeah!" Then the codes, and now I will put myself into the mind of a perceived average user rather than both sides Anal,Angst,Bond,COMPLETE,Contro,Dom,F/F,Humil,Language,MCD, MiCD,M/F,OC,Other,Preg,PWP,Rapefic,SoloM,Tent,Tort,Violence,Xeno Anal "Well, gawsh, I'm on AFF. You better damn well believe I like anal. It's not in the Harry/Draco cat, but it's probably much the same. Anuses self lubricate, right?" Angst "YES! I love angst! You can't have a relationship without it!" Bond "I liked that one where that guy tied that other guy up!" COMPLETE "....oh well. Maybe I can review and ask for an update?" Contro "I like a little bit of controversy, but not too much. Like, Dumbles could be partly redeemable while still maniupulative and evil?" Dom "Still my kind of thing! Every story I have ever read displays the characters immediately in a sub/dom relationship." F/F "Yuri? Ewww. I can skip those bits." Humil "As long as it isn't the yuri bit!" Language "Swearing? In my sex? Oh no." At this point, most would move onto a different story. This is why the Language code is very important. Those who continue, MCD "Death? of a main character? I only really approve of that if it's to give the angst that gets the guys together... What does this have to do with angel/demon sex anyway?" MiCD "Who cares about minor characters? It's original fic, they're all minor!" M/F "...you sick fuck. But I'm slightly curious." OC "There's no M/M tag? Goddamn it, this is AFF! Does it need an OC tag in the original section? Seems kind of anal. Mmmm anal..." Other "Is that an old code? Is there still an Other code? What other?" Preg "That's gross! Unless it's a typo and supposed to be mpreg... but, no, there's no m/m tag. I'm not too sure about this story." PWP "You got me back." Rapefic A very important tag (as was the NC tag it replaced). Most people understandably don't like this kind of content and it's better for them and me if they don't read it. In this case our imaginary reader would hopefully realise that the angel/demon screwing going on is M/F rapefic and stop reading if they don't enjoy that sort of thing. Rather more do seem to enjoy m/m rapefic, but in quite a lot of those cases it seems to lead immediately to true love. Huh. SoloM "I wonder if I can just get an extract of that scene?" Tent "They go camping?" *checks codes "in Japan?" Tort "I don't mind it in the right context but based on the codes I have already seen I do not want to see this." Violence "...or this." Xeno "Although paradoxically I do like bearded Greek men who... what? it's non-human crittera/alien fucking? M/F at that?" "No, on balance this is not my kind of thing at all. I will find a story I want to read with codes/summary/title I like." So that's kind of my perfect ideal, with people who'd like it reading it, and people who don't, not. Instead I get people seeing the codes, title, and summary and responding with this stuff. But I also recognised that it is published on the internet, where despite the warnings and codes anybody can see it. If I really wanted to make sure other people didn't read it, I could probably make the effort to set up some subscription only mailing group of diehard weirdos, but I didn't. I posted to AFF and hoped people would only have time to read stories that hit their fetish I have published and I am damned. Does this make sense?

The Slumber Party of Evil Doom : A story which I think had a good first part and then tailed off very abruptly in terms of quality in the second chapter, and as such is a good example of my writing in general without much* that's triggering. Unless you had a bad experience with a werewolf. Like that time I was in the black forest wearing a nice red coat. Anyway, moving swiftly on to a review: *Well, there's always something triggering. I am fucked in the head, after all. Raymy Okay, compared to 'Taking the Sky from Kaylee' , being the first story I read of yours, this is pretty tame. On the reaction continuum, Kaylee's ruination gets a "I just may vomit", while 'Slumber Party of Evil Doom', the second story I've read, is "ooh, that tickles!". However, both stories will stick in my brain as unique and memorable. It suggests to me that you not only have an ability to be creative, which of course, is desirable and expected in a good story, but also to leave an indelible impression on the reader. Can I assume that I would have the same memorable experience with most of your stories? I thought it was delightful that each girl had some "special" quality. When the first one is revealed, I think, "uh-oh, there's gonna be trouble." But after the second one, I caught on that we would see each have a secret. I think they weren't aware of each other because their 'power' was not exposed when in human form, but they may have kept their friendship going due to an unexplainable attraction to the paranormal. I really enjoyed the first two chapters, you kept the plot of the story going even though you were writing in response to a word prompt. The third chapter deviated from the slumber party and I was more interested in the fallout of the events on the remaining girls than on Eparlegna's punishment. He is an antagonist and having an entire chapter devoted to him left me disappointed. I don't know if you'll ever come back to this story as you said you'd continued Kate's in another story, but if you do, I'd like to see more of the slumber party aftermath. Thank you for your review! I feel I must apologise. When I've rec'd it, I'd forgotten the pun-filled chapter was part of this one, I thought I'd done it as a seperate post like Kate in Blood on the Hay (Which is just a 'What katie did next' bit without actually finishing. Ran out of effort I guess). The third chapter is certainly the weakest part, mostly due to a prompt that made my eyes bleed. I swear, I looked like one of those statues of the Virgin Mary that get hay fever. On the bright side, flicking back through it I could eat a piece of emmental cheese. I'm glad you liked the first two bits though, I thought it hung together well just as a series of introductions, and I like your theory about the attraction to the paranormal, because it adds more to the whole 'started together' thing which was mostly all I had. If I did more I'd totally work that in! While it's kind of you to say so, I think most of my writing is pretty much leaving delible impressions really. There's a lotta better stuff on the site - as a dedicated reader you've presumably seen most of it! I would say that you would be best to avoid most of the rest of my stories. I wish there was more like the first part of the slumber party, but sadly most all of it is more like the kaylee story, without any of the redeeming features. Thanks again for this review.

Taking the Sky from Kaylee: The story that comes in around second or third for most repulsively nasty story I ever wrote. Certainly had the most flames, as recorded in the old flames thread.... I'm pretty sure Flaying Solo is the worst, and Bart the Ripper made the dude from toplessrobot drink. It's still pretty awful though - In fact, compared to this Kaylee story, that Harry Potter necro story is positively upbeat and cheerful, and in character. Well, for the prof anyway. The prof sleeps with dead people. The subtext is all there in the books. He's a dwarf on a mission. Ahem. In short, if somebody who didn't know my writing wanted to check it out, I would say avoid it at all costs. I'd say Read 'The Slumber Party of Evil Doom' which is kinda amusing and was absolutely not based on a true story. Nu-uh, not a bit. So, um, whoops. A review Thank you for your review. While I wouldn't disagree that it's nasty, and badly characterised, and has atrocious dialogue (which you didn't mention, but it's true) and I have found out that a lot of people will read the story despite the codes, I want to disagree with one point. I think that the tale not being told doesn't make her killing the one guy any less gutsy and heroic! She's a heroine she just doesn't get the glory. The Unknown Engineer! If she had become a reaver she'd have had to take the time to rape him to death, learn to sew to make clothes from his skin and then cook! Assuming Zoe wasn't exaggerating what they do, those reavers put a lot of effort into their nastiness... I planned a follow up with Zoe at one point, which was going to be a revenge-on-surviving-thug story. With cheese wire. That would have needed a strong warning too.... Anyway, thanks again for the review and joking aside I am sorry you suffered through this story.

Dear 16 year old me, You have to learn to stop with the whole 'starting to tell someone something important, then getting side-tracked' thing. The way to do it is... wait, doorbell. Tell ya later, 30 year old me.

We don't need folks with knowlege! We have google! http://www.stephenking.com/darktower/connections/ So, yeah... not just to The Stand, but to a whole lot of other things. Including 11/22/63, so if you look scroll down real fast past that bit to avoid spoilers. I had a search for Zombie stories - apparantly 'Home Delivery' is a Zombie story in the Nightmares and Dreamscapes collection, can't specifically recall any in the collections I've read. They're probably too scared to show up in a lot of his stuff. It's not as if being dead is the worst that can happen in Mr King's Maine! Zombieland was hilarious! Man, that was a good movie. I don't see a film like that as in the horror catagory really, it's such an out-and-out comedy. Shaun of the Dead was pretty good but I didn't find it as funny as Zombieland - maybe I am not subtle enough. Robert Kirkman did a Marvel Zombies comic in full color, which is probably better if you know the Marvel characters. Lines such as "In fact Thor's leaning over to eat some of that" relating to half-eaten Magneto bursting from another zombie's stomach. Yeah, I am really not subtle!

Pah! If you aren't using Megan, I shall I voted for it on the grounds it was the only one I'd used before (in a story about Megan "Meg" Griffin) and rather liked it, so I guess I can just do a sequel.

Yes, I've read some essays and articles but I can't for the life of me remember the various sources - I think some were just posted to websites which'd interviewed him and some were in magazines. Truthfully, I wasn't even 100% if it was by him or by another horror writer. I definitely read a series of extracts from his book 'On Writing', but I haven't read the whole thing. I'd really like to at some point as it is supposed to be very good for writers. I've talked about it with a couple of people and heard very good things - of course, that one is non-fiction/semi-autobiography rather than fiction, which is probably why I haven't found it second hand as with many of the fictions. I liked the sound of the Dark Tower books, but there seemed to be a few of them and I didn't feel up to tracking an ongoing series down. I understand they have a connection to The Stand of some sort. Cell I remember picking up the book, reading the summary, and deciding to get something else instead. I'd probably have liked it but just didn't feel like it. Green Mile was a great film! I didn't rate it quite as much as Shawshank, but very good nonetheless. I've also seen The Shining, which I've forgotten. Didn't really entertain me that much - I dunno, it's supposed to be an absolute classic, but I was pretty much "Yeah, Jack, you can act but you're still a dull boy..." ***off topic*** I've been watching the Walking Dead because I got the chance to borrow the comics for free when they came out, and thought "Hell, I liked the comics so much I gotta follow the TV series!". The TV series is pretty different to the comics, but great in it's own way. I might see if I can get the large compendium collections of the comics at some point ... though a second hand copy'd be much better given the cost! If you get a chance and fancy some more epic catastrophie, try Max Brooks' World War Z, which is presently being made into an apparantly entirely unrelated movie with Brad Pitt. The way the book builds up and through with the various characters stories is absolutely amazing. Sad, funny, lotta zombies!

Consarn it! Now I am the most recent poster in this forum again! I was trying to avoid that, heh... As for appropriate forums, while a whole lot of things can be discussed here the other suitable forum would have been the 'Aimless Babble' forum, which is the off topic forum for the site. I'm not suggesting that this topic is babble, that's just the name of the off topic forum. Still, getting chat going in the mystery forum is a noble endeavour. It makes it even more mysterious! [/insert insane laugh here] Regarding The Stand: I must confess to having been deliberately silly. What happened was that the first time I read The Stand I read the original version, and then a relative lent me the expanded edition that Mr King released later on with pages and pages of extra material. I thought the expanded version to be superior, which just goes to show that editors don't know everything! So, the books I've read... (There are possible spoilers here, which I’m noting as just because some of them are really old doesn't mean they are not new to someone!) Most recently, I read Under the Dome, which has very little to do with evil external forces beyond the setting up of the plot, and relies more on how basically good and bad people react to the situation. Even the external force behind the plot is presented as no more necessarily evil than kids crushing bugs. Bit of a take that to anybody who's smashed a wasp really. I'm very much a bee person myself though. The best bit was how the bright little farm kid who survived through ingenuity. I can't check his name because funnily enough I gave it to the same relative who loaned me The Stand after reading it. On that note, the only book by Mr King I've actually kept is an omnibus edition of The Bachman Books, because my favourite of all his stories is The Long Walk which was originally published under the Bachman name (along with The Running Man, which is very different to the Arnie movie. Both have good points going for them). The Long Walk is such a simple idea – 100 teenage boys have, no, volunteer, to walk without dropping below three miles an hour more than three times, and get shot if they do until one is left; but the physical and psychological toll wears on walker and even almost on reader! Also, despite having an effectively all male cast it would be a real challenge to make a PWP fanfic for it. Hard to jerk your bf off without getting shot for slowing down! Besides the Running Man, the other two in the collection aren't so great. Oh, a guy doesn't want a road built. He's angry. Yeah, Chilling. The Different Seasons novellas are more consistently good. Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption, The Body (movie was made as Stand By Me) being the best two, but Apt Pupil and the The Breathing Method are good tales as well. I think Breathing Method hasn't been made into a movie while the other three are good movies! The Breathing Method is a good story about the strength of an expectant mother who is gonna have her kid no matter what. The Shawshank Redemption made a fantastic movie, too. Some of the movies based on Mr King's work have been a little crap (to be blunt!), such as Sleepwalkers or The Langoliers. And some are just brilliant. I never saw The Stand miniseries, but I've been told it was dire by two people - they might have just really really enjoyed the book more! I tend to prefer Mr King's shorter stories/novellas, the Night Shift collection was the first book of his I ever read, with some real stand out stories like Children of the Corn, Night Surf (which was related to The Stand, kinda) and this one about the bogeyman that actually almost scared me. I'm also pretty sure I've read the Skeleton Crew collection, although the only story I can recall from it is Word Processor of the Gods. I've also ready Misery, Carrie and Christine... quite why I managed to pick up three that were named after female characters I couldn't say. I thought the book of Misery was better than the movie, but unlike most examples of this I thought the movie was very good as well. Fantastic acting. I can't recall any more I've read off the top of my head. I know I've seen a few more adaptions for TV such as It, Needful things, Maximum Overdrive (great soundtrack), the others already mentioned and possibly more. In truth I've not read a great deal of Mr King's work, but he appears to be phenomenally fast at putting the stuff out. From the sounds of it I've read less than you! If I see one in the second hand rack I'll pick it up and see if I fancy it. 11/22/63 sounds like one I'd read. I like a bit of time travel.

I'm really more Blood Hungry. Specifically, Blutwurst, blood pudding etc etc... mmmm....

Review on Corinthian Knot, a oneshot with 13097 hits and now seven reviews! Yay! Thanks for your review, glad you liked it!

http://buffy.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=38029 http://buffy.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=33917 Descriptions are different but first chapters are the same. Odd one!

If that's the only part of Wes's bodily waste facial that doesn't make sense, I'd be happy to let it slide from a porn perspective. Could drop the -ish part and go full PWP! I guess the problem with my requests is that they rarely make any more sense from a character or logic perspetive than any of my actual writing, being entirely "Would that be kinda hot? Yeah! Can I write it? Apparantly not. To the forum!"

I know same-sex marriage has been legal a few years - the current Prime Minister has such a marriage.

http://stories.xnxx.com/support/ Gonna try an email to the address here too. Funny really, the story thief's name is SnuffingShadowcat but he didn't steal the request story I did about a buncha stereotypes doing that.

Yeah, looks like not giving a shit is their site owner's order of the day. Ahh well. Thanks anyway.

Recognised both of his other stories! The story he has posted as "death of Lara Croft" is actually the writer Deathstalker's Lara Croft's Undead Lover, posted to the Grey Archive on (16-Jul-02), no direct link to that, but also on literotica on 08/28/03: http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=243515&page=submissions And the mass effect one is on AFF as Mass Effect: Good Times by AlexandraS90 and was taken two days after posting here, though I vaguely recall the author posting it on gurochan's lit forum first... (based on my review there referring to "my original review!") http://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296896652&view=story&zone=games&page=2 Based on the user's reply to my thread on the forum tho, looks as if little will be done by the site. Could just be me being negative tho! Edit: Thanks for other reports!

Thanks for report, and help with this. Also will check other stories and see!

it's happened again to me! http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296777934 My story "kill o gram" uploaded to AFF on 2010-07-01 has been uploaded to another site under a different title on 2011-03-13 http://stories.xnxx.com/story/30989/Death_of_Amy_Pond ...and got more reviews! BAH. will try and complain. The report box is V small on story page, so tried that and qeueried on their story forum: http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=325346 (JD/JayDee varients all taken! had to register under one of my old OC's names!)

Please write a oneshot PWP-ish story where Wesley had cause to take Justine's bucket away prior to recovering Angel, but didn't want to get his closet dirty so laid underneath where she knelt to catch the mess in his mouth. ...yeah, this is why I don't make requests often. It's alright, I'm used to being judged. Thanks for considering this and please link here if you do it.