JayDee

I had an email from somebody far too young to be reading my stories that had been sent a link to one and that knocked me down for weeks. Don't have a copy now though. Had some great reviews though, over the years, wouldn't want to pick just one!

Review for Corinthian Knot Thanks! And Thanks for the comment generally. Corinth's too smart to allow inbreeding into the line, I think he'd look to find more breeding stock

...and then in chapter 326 Harry finally gets the premature ejaculation under control.

Three reviews on Tomb Raider stories: Lattice Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials Centaur Mother Now, I'm gonna go wildly out on a limb here and assume that all three of these were from the same reader. Thanks for your reviews! Glad you liked 'em, and if you want to see Lara Suffer, try playing the new game drunk. They put in more nasty bits than you could shake a stick at. Terrible business really.

The exception to the rule is Star Wars, where every single thing from the original trilogy has been given a backstory of several books, comics and occasionally video games. It's slightly scary.

The Legend of Spyro's Death A story I did as part of a story exchange with a writer called Psycho (presumably he wrote in his mother's clothes and a wig a la Bates), and noted at the start " I don’t get the appeal of Spyro as a sexialised character, but Psycho loves that little purple bastard, so here you go:" As true today as it was then. Although I did tend to think of him with Elijah Wood's Hobbit voice rather than his Spyro voice. Still, I received a review: Thank you for your review! I rather suspect it would be a horrible end for anybody, least of all a cartoon dragon. I admit it's the sort of thing that not even Wile E Coyote would do to Road Runner (...or would he? No! No more story ideas! I'm free! FREE!) but I'm glad to hear you thought the writing was amazement worthy, shows I did my best with it. Thanks again!

Thanks! I'd say that Lady C would be too cunning to fall for something like that, if she hadn't in fact fallen for something like that in one of the episodes! She dried out didn't she? Seems quite a while ago now since the new series of Dr Who started.

...and with the Brits getting a new episode of Dr Who this weekend, it seems curiously appropriate to receive a review of that Dr Who short short story Lady Cassandra's Erotic Embrocation done for one of AFF's word prompts. Thanks for your review! What you just read was me trying to fit the word embrocation into a story. I... uh... I did my best. Also, Rule 34 dictated Lady C needed at least a dirty story

Given Ziva's personality would you be wanting her to be the one using a strap-on on Tony's ass?

Oh, I would not dream of suggesting they pay for the fanfic itself. I most sincerely apologise for any lack of fiscal clarity in the statement above. No, merely monies for the time and labor required to facilitate the supply, in much the same way as fanfiction sites need advertising payments to cover site costs and allow hosting without making a profit from the intellectual property of others. As a busy filmmaker, raccanteur, beat poet, bounty hunter, and former child star Deathstalker would likely need to pass any request for supply of archived derivative works onto a PA or gopher who would then need to locate, attach to email and send on to the requestee. There'd be no profit made from the supply of the story, I'm sure, because of the legal dogs of war thence to be unleashed.

If all else fails, try offering money

That's Tomb Raider: Breaking & Entering by Deathstalker from 2003 or so. Possibly older. DS seems to have taken it down from their author profile here, so it's possible DS is working on a re-write/improved copy as with some of the others.

I'm pretty sure I saw zygote on zygote action in the HP fandom. After that, it's hard to think.

You think those guys have it bad, you should see the shit Judas Iscariot has been getting...

Slow reply is better than no reply!

They got nuked! Whooo!

Yah, trollfic.

Thanks for your interest! Let me know when it's got the voretastic update and I'll take a look

As you may have seen in this thread, AFF recently gained another two official tags: So I call upon the Harry Potter writers here present to turn out something requiring either or both of these tags. Some tips: Vampirism isn't usually considered vore, unless they spit the blood out and make a sausage with it before eating it. It doesn't have to be cannibalism! Crookshanks playing with and sensually eating his lookalike Ron accidently reduced to mouse size would also be vore. The following forms of violence are not usually considered extreme: Chinese burns, Dutch Rubs, Belgian Nudges, exasperated prodding. Try for something to really need that tag. Thanks for considering this request!

...were the first 12 pandas not lucky enough?

DG... good question I guess. I'm just trying to avoid an issue where folks have Harry Potter erotically swallowed by a giant wolf prior to the sun getting eaten, and assuming it doesn't count because it's not Draco with the big mouth and stretchy voretastic throat. Unfortunately, the best I could come up with was "Character eaten erotically" so I'd toss it out to the people who are experts, experts I say, at words on the forum. Experts, step up! BW - I expect newer users are making mistakes all over the shop... Do you see contro needing to be used as well as something like Vore, or is it to be automatically assumed to be controversial if vore is there? or rapefic come to that? or some fan claiming it's dubcon even though a lack of clear consent totally makes it rape? Yeah, I'm on to the dubconners. *shakes fist*

...I'm gonna be retagging for the next year. Will try and cover 'em all as quick as I can! Edit: further thought - a decent sized portion (snicker) of vore isn't strictly cannibalism, what with it often being a representative of one species chowing down on another.

Can that be done on the 'Great Wall of' forum?

I review the vast majority of things I read, but I hardly get to read anything. The things I don't review are almost always things I couldn't think of a nice thing to say about them, because I don't like leaving wholely negative reviews. I get why this policy is a Bad Thing, but it works for me.

I actually don't know what I'm doing. Luckily I don't call myself a writer, I call myself a pornographer.