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  1. 8 points
    Wear a mask. That is all...
  2. 7 points
    Because I think we need wondrous things in our lives, I decided to donate to help purchase JRR Tolkien’s home to help create a Tolkien Centre: https://www.projectnorthmoor.org/ I don’t know if anything will come of it, but I feel like I should do some little thing for all the joy he’s given me for all these years.
  3. 6 points
    It’s been a hell of a year, right? I hope everyone has come through it okay… so far… And, well… I just thought I should warn you all, I’m planning to be around a bit more.
  4. 6 points
    Next year, I really need to create a trick-or-treater bingo card. Items would include at least 3 girls dressed as Elsa at least 5 boys dressed as Batman a whole family in themed costumes a mom wearing a decidedly inappropriate costume while escorting her kids around (This year’s was a slutty cop.)
  5. 5 points
    After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the help of autocorrect.
  6. 5 points
    I will be very happy when July 31st gets here. That’s when the extra $600 a week for unemployment finally expires. That may sound horrible, but I’m on the opposite end of that. I have worked through this entire thing, and the only applicants I’ve gotten for my critically short staffed store, have been applying for the unemployment requirement that they do so. Have only had one day off since November 14th. ONE. Plus, I’m already on schedule for a minimum of 80 hours a week, and if anyone calls off, I get to cover it. Because I don’t have enough staff. So my average work week is more like 90 hours or better. Awful damn tired of people working the system.
  7. 5 points
    The very happiest of birthdays to WillowDarkling, my sweet Neko-baby! I’m wishing for only wonderful things for you this year!
  8. 5 points
    Final grade for the fan fiction terminology final assignment is in, and the assignment earned me an 8,5 (out of 10), which resulted in a final grade for the course, of 8. Not too shitty…
  9. 5 points
    Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask. 1. "This was right before I fought Goro in the semifinals." 2. "Unfortunately, our Kickstarter campaign for M*A*S*H: The Musical only collected a dollar eighty-nine." 3. “Yeah, your gramma really loved it when I’d put on this mask and- You know what, never mind.” 4. “They used to make all the ugly kids wear these. I hope puberty is kinder to you than it was to me.” 5. "...an' I did it all with nothin' but my horse, my pearl-handled six-shooter, an' that there mask." 6. “I could teach you, but be warned: The way of the shinobi is not an easy one.” 7. “On the up side, I got paid five hundred dollars for being on When Rhinoplasties Go Wrong.” 8. “This was long before you could just buy a kit to make meth.” 9. “Safe sex made one hell of a comeback in the 2020s.” 10. “I tell you, the very last thing you want when you’re fighting zombies is to smash one in the head and get splatter in your mouth.”
  10. 5 points
    ::runs through, screeching like a pterodactyl on a bender, wearing a sparkly tutu and dragon wings….::
  11. 4 points
    Wishing @DemonGoddess a very Happy Birthday, from one cranky old thing to another!
  12. 4 points
    Doctors advise that any participants of No Nut November who reach the stage where “50 Shades of Grey” becomes arousing should seek release immediately.
  13. 4 points
    I think my phone is trying to get rid of me. The other morning, I took it out of my pocket and found that one of my airline apps was open and had gotten a couple of steps into booking me a ticket to Amsterdam.
  14. 4 points
    This is what I get for Googling myself: "21 Die in Lake George Glass Bottom Boat Accident"
  15. 4 points
    Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff just to mess with me?
  16. 4 points
    The upside of being an unpublished SFF novelist is that you have tons of made-up names to use as website passwords.
  17. 4 points
    Just got a desktop computer for the first time, and feel like I’m staring at a giant screen… the forum is HUGE now…
  18. 4 points
    *Steps out of a smoking crater and dusts himself off* Right, that was fun in a horrible, lets never do this again sort of way. What’s next?
  19. 4 points
    Since I can’t eat scallops in peace. i’ve decided ya’ll have to live with this image too.
  20. 4 points
    Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real: 1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty? 2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants? 3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing? 4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes? 5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch? 6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal? 7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first? 8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know... 9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help? 10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?
  21. 4 points
    Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!
  22. 4 points
    Feeling kind of bummed about my legit writing right now. 25 rejections (and counting) from agents regarding my first book. Stuck on my second book. No good ideas for my third book. Why is legit writing so much harder than smut?
  23. 4 points
    I may diss my phone a lot, but I was very impressed a while back when I started dictating the final chapter of "Country Summer." Not only did it use a colon where I wanted it to -- instead of just writing the word "colon" -- but it put the chapter title in proper title case ("Chapter 11: Under the Stars"). You go, Google.
  24. 4 points
    If stray cats were hot girls, my life would be a harem anime.
  25. 3 points
    Taking baby steps: wrote one page, now fighting my inner demons NOT to tear it up and burn it. I’ve got to get back in the writing habit, even if it is AWFUL.