englishwitch

accurate for the time i spent in the prison showers. i lie in my bed at night looking at the stars thinking...

what made people think you had become a little conceited? John 3:16

Ulysses S. Grant (any book on American history)

whats a good advertisement for KY jelly? it gives me a fucking headache.

it's exactly eight seconds before i pull your underware over your head and honk you nose. Sorry watched The Mask the other day. i don't suffer from insanity...

Q (The James Bond novels by Ian Rankin.)

no one ever keeps them intentionally. they just seem to jump into the pocket and hide only to be found about a month later when you're looking for your keys. There is writers block, but many different kinds of writers block; just how many kinds are there?

because people will try anything for claims and compensation. why?

primadonna's

no one who has been raped, certainly not as recently as last week would ever leave such a casual review on the subject. I wouldn't worry, its just a sick joke. Anon's always add a sick twist or a harsh edge to their reviews because they know they can.

i know exactly what your going through. it's one of the more annoying types of writers block. You have ideas but just can't make the transfer between mind and page. Like any witers block it will go. I myself am now enjoying writing agasin after a week long writers block. and it was that very kind of writers block i had been suffering. Don't worry, it'll pass.

what a brat. i can't believe someone would write something like that and expect good reviews.

cream

I'm not usually into singing my own praises. i think it makes my sound aggogant. But since this seems to be catching on i thought i'd give it a try. after giving it some thought i have decided my top three favourite fics. at 3: Test of the heart My Incredibles fanfic. I first got the inspiration for the fic while awatching the movie in the cinema on the day of its release, it was also the day i knew that i might have an unhealthy obsession with adult fics. There i was just enjoying the movie when i thought; "that would make a good fic." that inspiratin went on to become chapter 2. It was originally going to be a small series of sexual situations that Violet as going to get into with Various people, hence with sometimes critisised chapter 2. There was even a Violet/Helen sex scene i had begun to write, but it ended up in the recycle bin. Somewhere between chapters three and four i found this whole story starting to develop and i tried to bring the fic to an end at chapter 4 because i thought of running these ideas as a new fic. but in the end it because much easier to just attatch them onto Test of the Heart. One of my most read fics and also the one with the most reviews. I have begun a sequel because apparently my better judgement and creative abilities don't talk to each other and i found that even though i had finished writing the fic i kept thinking up ideas and storylines for Violet to get into. i tried to fight it as long as i could until i was confident i had a solid enough storyline that could not only match, but top, the original. It finshed up being a little longer than i expected but it wasn't surprising, it because so easy to write for those chracters, to give them those exciting and moving storylines that just seemed to flow out of me. in the end it was a lot of fun to write the fic and a shame to bring it to an end. at 2: Alice in New Wonderland A fantastic little fic that is so unique for me because even i have no idea where it's going. When i begin what i know will become a multi chapter fic i at least mentally note down a basic plot line that i'll follow while adapting for any new ideas i have while the sotry is developing. But Alice is different from all of that. I write each chapter individually, which is why many have a cliffhanger ending; because i actually don't have a clue whats going to happen in the next chapter. It's not only the fans trying to guess whats going to happen. it's also the reason why it takes me so long to write a new chapter for the fic because i have to figure out how to get Alice out of the situations i put her in. I'm already at chapter 10 and i could be halfway through or a quarter of the way through, i have no idea. it's very exicting to write this fic because it keeps my creative mind sharp. and Finally at 1: Harry Potter and The Accidental Casting it was actually a draw between this and my Animorphs fic since both of them pushed me so hard and gave me the same kind of rush. A rush that a person can only get when they complete a work that they know they couldn't duplicate. if I had to rewrite either fic it wouldn't be as good, i got it perfect the first time around. The Animorphs fic was written first and paved the way for the Harry Potter because it showed me that kind of writing skill does lie inside if i try and force it out. As any fan will know the Animorphs books are famous for being written in the first person from the POV's of the chracters. so in chapters 5 and 6 when i wrote an orgy between all six chracters it had to be done in the first person while jumping from chracter POV to chracter POV. I have never found anything so difficult to write in my life and prey that i never run into something that difficult again. it gave me headaches and i remember when i had finally complete the last chapter i felt drained; both mentally and phsycally exhausted. Some people are on at me to write a chapter 7 and more and i am considering it, but if i do take up the task, the fic will have to be written at a much slower pace. Just as i was beginning to think that the fantastic orgy scene couldn't be redone, along came my Harry Potter fic and a chapter 4. Where the well-hung Harry is beset upon by four horny girls this scene had to include multiple M/F and F/F scenes that had to stay excciting and didn't become repetative. there would be no point writing about Harry's sex with a fourth girl for example if it's just a recyled scene from the other three sex encounters. When i came up with this chapter it was going to have two more characters; Ginny would be included with the sex while Moaning Myrtle watched. in writing this became too complicated; i found it hard to keep track of all the chracters and also the sex scene was in danger of being too repetative. there was simply too much written down for it to be entirely enjoyable. So Ginny and Myrtle were dropped out and the chapter became what it is. I am toying with the idea of writing a chapter 5; basically the same as chapter four but with Ginny and Myrtle restored. but like a chapter 7 in Animoprhs this chapter will be written at a much slower pace. Also like animoprhs this fic was a rush to write and left my feeling drained when it was done, leaving me convinced that all of my writing talent and creative energy had gone into it. I write fics for a hobby and these may seem like an odd way to relax but really when writing a single chapter fic it's just some fun that lets me unwind and when its multi-chapter fincs and i write chapters like the one's described above; babies don't sleep as well as i do. I will say this though, the fics i put this kind of effort into, are the ones that get the most reviews. coincidence? i think not.

that person is really covering all their bases. it's right up there with McDonalds putting a Warning: Do not pour into crotch as this will cause burning. sign on their coffee mugs. trust me they are one lawsuit away from doing that.

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Remember when you wanted to show me a massive organ and it turned out that it was the new insturment just delivered at the church? you seem to be able to turn anytrhing into sexual innuendo.

what was the character whom at the last minute was written out of the game of Clue (cludo)? flying by at supersonic speeds, wearing a long black coat and dark glasses.

Gandalf (lord of the rings)

cheat by killing the opposition in a variety of different ways. On the whole i really must say...

Loving. PS Zimarah: that pic in your signature, where is it from. it seems so familiar yet i can't place it.

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his father got horny on a night out. why?