englishwitch

Because they destroy stuff in an enourmous burst of flame and we like to see that. Why?

Dispose of a stupid person? the best method might be...

myself

becasue someone looked at a chunk of metal and thought "I can make something out of that which moves by a series of small explosions." why?

kick

would terrorists try to hijack me? why must we suffer with...

football

slime

because it's faster than walking and less smelly than a horse. why?

Because global warming is fucking everything up. why?

there was always something more interesting going on outside. why?

HISPANIOLA. the ship in treasure island

because you are dumb. why?

There to help us. Embrace the voices and do as they say and you too will acheive happiness. If money is the root of all evil...

The Hell if i know. ask a scientist. Why?

figure out why Paris Hilton is so popular? guns don't kill people...

green

H: El Horria. A royal yacht built for Isma'il Pasha, the Khedive of Egypt in 1865. it is the oldest steamship still in service.

Hey, if it grabs people they will hold on tight and the word will spread fast. Who can say what makes a fic so popular? fics i've written that i thought have a similar effect only atrracted a small number of readers. I"ve experienced that boom of popularity before though, when writing my Incredibles fanfic Test of the Heart. It was just somethng small to me but became really popular and i din't know why, just something about it people liked to read again and again. There's just somehting about it that works, it can't be explained only appreciated. Don't question the popularity, just enjoy it is my advice.

can be good for your health. Nothing good for your health...

The Word is God. What is God?

death

Title: Alice in New Wonderland Author: englishwitch Rating: Adult++ Summary: Just posting up a notice to let people know there is a new chapter on my Alice in wonderland fic. It's just a short one but more will come soon. Feedback: desired Fandom: Alice In Wonderland URL:http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544191085

covered as an evasive manouver? ah yes, the wrath of the mother in law. the only way to stop a mother in law is...

War of the worlds. Both the old and new version would qualify.