englishwitch

it would be something i could look into. i'm always trying to find new and interesting ways of sarcastically insulting people. but do you think it would be a wise investment?

slop

because thats what makes the world go round. why?

being too curious. curiosity may have killed the cat...

because everyone thinks the uiverse revolves around them. why?

what did the surgeon say when he opened you up? billions of parrallel universes and i get stuck with you.

naturally, and if you ask nicely i'm sure they'll show you their firehose. Would you prefer them in or out of uniform?

3585

house of a 1000 corpses

gather

3427

make me sick. sit down fatty. If you think you look perfect...

Why did you buy the house by the nudist beach? smells funny.

Because God used and Apple system. why?

entertainment

Yes. By the sound of the great horn they will gather unto you and by your command i shall assemble them into the super robot you desire. why are the french so touchy? if you don't try and speak their language when in their country they get annoyeed, but if you do speak it, they get annoyed because you're messing it up.

whats the best way to pick corn? It's long, hard and pulsating.

Stephan Hawking.

listen and take notes. it could be the best advice you ever hear. eat what you like, get fat and die young but...

because their parents didn't raise them right. why?

Title: Another Dawn, Act I; Setting the Blame Author: Lady_Ochre Rating: Adult++ Summary: I'll kick things off not for myself, but on behalf of a writing partner Lady_Ochre. Lady_ochre has posted an Incredibles fic that is a seqel to Test of the heart, my fic. Another Dawn is a fantastic sequel, which is in no way linked to the one I am writing. Violet is all grown up, married to Tony and have three wonderful children. Vioelt works for a governemtn agency and Tony has a great job of his own. Everything is going well, until a terroist group known as The Dawn rise. The plot is full of twists and turn that will keep you guessing but not confused. The sex scenes are HOT!!! and all the chracters are portrayed wonderfully. Lady_Ochre has my permission to wite a sequel and even took me on as a Beta reader to maintain a level of accuracy to the original. But all in all I had little work to do as Lady_Ochre has put in enough time and effort to create a fic that not only is as good as the original, but leave it lightyears behind. But as the Beta reader I guess I have to leave a good review, so judge for yourself. Feedback: desired Fandom: The Incredibles URL: http://movies.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600090238

metal

weaken and finally give out because of all the toxins in the liquid...oh sorry i meant to say absinthe. another way to kill your heart would be to...

the blood of a sixteen year old blond virgin. female of course. rare in these parts.

AFF