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englishwitch

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  1. to give you chance to go get that popcorn and hotdog you wanted to grab but were afraid to get in line for because you thought you'd miss the movie. Why are there so many dissapointing sequels?
  2. englishwitch

    I Am...

    I am going through a bit of writers block.
  3. Because tequila and salt are in short supply. Why are people so dumb?
  4. anywhere you want. there's nowhere to go but up. Why do we have to suffer to learn a lesson?
  5. englishwitch

    I Am...

    I am hoping i get the job i want. I am craving coffee.
  6. not as many since they invested GPS. Are the best things in life really free?
  7. englishwitch

    I Am...

    I am having fun on the game. I am thinking of the new chapter for a fic I am missing my girl friend.
  8. neither have I. but it does look fun. I have never given or taken anal.
  9. the good men gone? they went to...
  10. because we needed feeding and that takes money. why?
  11. usually why i find somehting i've lost. Why does it have...
  12. Because it was the best our parents could do. why?
  13. The RMS Queen Elizabeth 2 (QE2): the most famous and formerly the most luxurious cruise liner ever made. (until 2004 when the Queen Mary was built)
  14. to think up better lines. Most of my witty lines are...
  15. because we're too lazy to do it ourselves. Why?
  16. pay a small price and still expect extras thrown in. Life is like...
  17. because the ability to see radiowaves or xrays isn't nessessary for our survival. wh?
  18. Because our eyes respond to those perticular parts of the visual spectrum. why?
  19. RMS Lusitania: A british ocean Liner built in 1906, held the record in 1907 for the fastest liner in existence.
  20. three rights make a left. with enough booze we could...
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