englishwitch

return it at any time and recieve Christina Ricci as a substitute. Alternatively you can...

thank you

I don't know but i wouldn't start with congress. If She sells sea shells by the sea shore, what does she charge?

a brown paper envelope to any of our store outlets. You will get your deposit back if they are also cleaned. Noncomplience will result in...

I lost my job, my home, my health, my wife, my parents and best friend all in the same week. I was so depressed i wanted to take my life. Then i met the guy who had slept with Whoopi Goldberg. there's a cirlce of hell missing the head torturer.

Zack. (Goodnight Mister Tom by Michelle Magorian)

because somewhere deep, dark, cold, and crushing is the worst place on earth, so the best place to put them. why?

Oprah's in the shower and wants someone to wash her back. that was fun, but in future lets save time and just roll around on broken glass.

here, to make the unentertaining watchable. You can rent Scarlett by...

making love

The movie and merchandise franchise would fizzle out overnight. no one wants to see batman moaning about glaciers, just kicking ass. what would it be like if superhero's were real?

moving romance

want?...No...Just me then. I suppose i have to admit that i...

he had thousands of lawers at his disposal. why?

so now you've seen the Whoopie Goldberg/Oprah Winfrey lesbian porn, what do you think? KILL ME, Please.

Tim Burton

because the contracters in the Yellow Pages quote a fortune. what would happen if Al Gore and Michael Moore team up?

because they sold their souls to get to where they are. why?

shot my load on her naked body. either way a good night for me. But thinking about it i'd rather...

death

William Tell. (the story of William Tell)

Noah, what did i tell you about not getting drunk when looking after the animals? burn it all.

sure why not, can't be any worse than your last playmate. should i fear global warming?

arrogant

because the people who made it knew they might have to screw it someday. why?