englishwitch

blood.

i dread to think, but i'll wager it's illegal in all but a few european countries. when i'm chatting on the web, why do most people instantly assume i'm female?

Nerf ball

i thought you'd never ask. Will there be others? or is this more of a personal gathering?

its people like that which give the rest of us nutters a bad name. it's the reason i get on AIM as often as i'd like and now have an MSN account.

steal (buns of steal)

could be used by anyone to control me, including my own family so i should be very careful who gets their hands on it. sometimes it seems the only thing frowned upon in Vegas is...

that sounds like someone who hasn't tried. why do people raise such a fuss over the iPod when it is obviously so crap?

Hi, you are live on national TV, is there anyting you would like to say to the nation? he drowned in the fishtank.

Action man Theme: Toys

no, the thought of travelling from here all the way to your home just so i can give you a sandwhich is just a waste of both our times and my money. in short; get it your self. what is thought?

becasue they're little bits of chocolate made from crushed elves...why?

John Travolta

theres something about doing it in your parents bed that really turns some people on. why would anything choose to live at the frozen poles when there are lovely beeches in Florida available?

then we can negotiate a price for this hooker. I can tell by looking at you that...

they took steroids. at what point in evolution did birds fly over the barren frozen wasteland of the antartic and think 'lets live here'?

what were the real last words Jesus said on the cross? over three hundred years

god ran out of ideas. he created all life, the universe and everything within and your're going to run him up on this? what would thngs be like if the dinosaurs weren't extinct?

it would be cheap, fattening and come to a stop just as you were enjoying it. i have noticed that...

have you seen that box i had that contained the deadly virus we were testing? the whole population of China.

because while we look inside and see a lot of glue and crap that is just a hologram: there is really a tiny double bed, cable Tv and swimming pool. th roaches love to go on vacation there. how come we always think we sound so weird when we hear our voices on tape?

do you want to enlist in the army and fight the war? 10,000 people.

i had stopped stlaking you and got out more. now i know that...

2811

while it was an orgy, it was in an all male prison cell. at the end of my life i'll look back and think...