englishwitch

After ranting to myself for ten minutes about how much of a moron they i would leave a review and send an e-mail telling him that if he is aware of his problem than he should do something about it by either proof reading his work or getting hold of a Beta reader. both are very easy things to do and it only takes an extra ten mintues of your time when youve finihsed writing a fic. If it stops bad reviews then why resist?

highly trained tigger ninja attack squad, here to bring fear and misery to the hundred achre wood. trained by the great overlord tigger himself. I wouldn't say i was insane but...

My new sig is just a combination of a saying that i both live by and joke about a little. The picture is just the absolute perfect reprisentation of that saying. as soo as i saw the pic the saying popped into my head. i knew they'd be perfect together. For anyone who doesn't know, it's noodle near the end of the El Manana music video.

In regards to the Eragon movie: the cast is decided and the main charater will be played by Alex Pettyfer, better known as Alex Rider: Stormbreaker. Eragon Movie Poster

The books deals with other worlds, people with creatures who's names are pronouced demons, angels, death, witches, ghosts and sentient beings that are not human. i'd be very surprised it it didn't get any religious backlash.

wonderbra

because twice is nice. Is it wrong that I find Noodle from Gorillaz slightly hot?

because no one wants michael Jackson staring at them from the kitchen cupboard. why?

do nothing but go to Chippendales show's On the whole i think that...

Theme book characters. A= Armand: The Vampire Armand. Anne Rice.

You dont like candles, whips, rubber, chains, anal...is there anything you do like that we can do? in zero-gravity.

That sounds like a good idea. thanks. Also i've decided not to put the sample chapters here on AFF. I'll get a friend or two to read the manuscript instead.

It's a real shame the way he went out. I always thought a crock would get him. While that would leave behind endless jokes, it also would have been the most appropriate way for him to go.

I write for both AFF and as a way of life. I try and write books and have done since I was 13. Over time and through practical experience I have writen and re-writen several stories. but none more so than that first great idea I had when I was 13 that convinced a life of writing was for me. Now I feel that I have hit my peak, that my abilitycannot get any better so this draft of the novel I'm writing now, is the last version of it I will write. After it's done I'm just waiting to get it published. AFF has helped me a lot over the last couple of years through the feedback people have given my fics. Once this story is complete I will be sending four sample chapters to the publisher and I'm just wondering; is it a good idea if I place those four sample chapters here on AFF in the originals section? I would only keep them up for a month or so to gage a reaction to the work. Do you think it's a good idea, or do you think that my serious writing (the book) and my hobby writing (the fics) should remain seperate?

fatty

its easier than dodecahedron dancing. since my injury i've been getting headaches, should i see a doctor?

alright then. 101

saviour

hi knorg, welcome to AFF. hope you can take constructive criticacism because: i find your signature a little immature. like something a 16 year old would only find funny.

Done. Who wants to start over?

because nature enjoys a joke...why?

what did the accountant say when he took a look at Encon oil's books? a whole continent went missing overnight.

because everyone knows the male of every species has a brain in his head and one in his penis and the two conflicting infomration at all times which is why men act the way they do...why? (good luck with that one)

why don't i remember the last six months? took out a whole chunk of hair.

those strange encounters she had with the boys in the empty corridors at school while everyone else was in class. it's the thrill of getting caught that adds the extra spice to the excitement. if that freaked you out then...