englishwitch

What would your ideal holiday be with a loved one? the car crashed but everyone was fine.

why don't we go through the airport together? peering through the window i saw...

kitchen, thats where you put the new refridgerator. as i wandered into the dark ally i said to myself...

boundries

stones

what did the pig do as you shot it? Human slaves in an insect nation.

Blair witch

what do you call it when a woman can lick her own pussy? its when i started to vomit i realised soemthing was wrong.

From a purely genetic standpoint; they are an endangered species. my weekend hunting trips don't help. Should i fear the insects?

what did you see to make you think that was bad pot? Iceburg, dead ahead.

my dog!? and when did those Koreans move next door? money can't buy happiness, but it can...

gopher

Not as low as some polititians. what would you call the back end of nowhere?

how long we can survive. I have the power to...

What are two ingrediants missing for our good night in? big, long and very hard first thing in the morning.

snacking

Anteater. Theme: mammals

Z.E. Sikoriski.

I have read the books. i think they are fantastic. i have recently learned they are going to be making a movie of them. The first one entitiled "the Golden Compass" is due to begin filiming in November, do you really think they can sucessfully transfer all of thet magic and wonder to the big screen? just look at the first few Harry potter movies, their just getting their act together and the series is almost over. I find it awful when a movie studio try and change a book to a movie and do it awfully. His Dark Materials is a long trilogy, the worlds are so diverse and full of so many things i'm not sure it will be done to a quality that will do the books justice.

I find that the original Japanese version of Naruto with subtitles: which i'm only able to watch thanks to video sites like YouTube, isn't that bad. its the dubbed version thats just completly retarded and annoying i just want to squeeze the neck of the american who was in charge of translating until it breaks.

I do agree that generally the subbed versions are better, but some of the more professional dubs; done for Studio Ghibli movies for example, are really of a good quality. I have recently seen four Studio Ghibli movies in both English and Japanese and while I will always lean toward subtitles I found I could live with the dubbs. I think it's becasue they try and stick so closely to the origional script and don't just make up and or change dialoge when something doesn't quite come across properly because its part of Japanese or eastern culture and not western. Plus for these professional dubs they don't just hire some person with a fancy voice that wandered in off the street, they hire real actors who have proven themselves on screen or stage time and time again. Professional dubbing i can live with.

Bob Marley

that little lump in your pocket. i know that, it's the fish shaped microphone used by the feline resistance. your working for them aren't you? you're trying to help the cats enslave humanity and bring an end to dogkind. do i need to get out more?

Neither have i. I guess sporting prowess doens't coem to people like us. I never swam with dolphins.

burned at the stake while forced to stare at a picture of Snape. the greatest thing in the world is...