englishwitch

do you want to tell me what those drugs are like? 88 miles an hour.

because all thos little microbes that live inside your mouth have discovered a way to turn sugar into dynamyte and use it to blow holes in your teeth and get at the rich creamy goodness inside. why is it that a nuclear bomb can destroy everything except a cockroach?

get thos nude pictures of you once i'm out of hospital. restraining order or no restraining order. This will all end...

Tapir (a kind of pig)

slugs

the high powered night vision binoculars to watch you with. everything was fine until...

at random intervals. this is not one of them. does anyone else think Hallo Kitty is evil?

you want to try this homemade popcicle? sucked out of the airplane window.

i don't want to be skeptical, but i have just seen too many terrible book to film transitions. if done properly i can see this film being as big a sucess as lorrd of the rings. but if it doens't have the budget, or the right amount of time spent on the script, then it'll just be another flop in a long line of terrible films.

bloodsuckers

rhino

whats the buisness term for going to the sperm bank? the safest place is the black box.

yes, but there wasn't much to write about until popular entertainment was invented. but one of the most popular stories was about the things Methuselah did during his 900 year lifespan. if they can make seedless grapes, why not seedless watermelons.

parental whips and parental chains are now available from the Parental Pleasure Company. Alone in the dark i...

Polar bear

Erection

Nilgai. a type of bull from India.

Finding that one in a million book that you only have to read once becasue it touches and moves you in such a way that you can't read it again. I've only found two in all my years of reading.

because of the mind control drugs on the popcorn. you taste it once and you have to buy again. why do people like chololate covered peanuts when chocolate covered raisens are clearly the supirior confection?

King Richard. though by far the most tasteless euphemism is...

I hear Daniel Craig is going to play Lord Asriel. if thats true then he's going to have a hectic filming scedule. Daniel Craig is better known as the new James Bond and is sighned to play at least two more bond films. two more bond films and then this trilogy; i'm not sure it can be done.

the cold side of a pillow when sleeping in.

Lemur

camping

to keep as many retards out of circulation as possible for a few weeks. are cassette tapes obsolete?