JayDee

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Coming soon! The first ever "Excuse me, I just have to go douche before we continue" scene in a JD story. Maybe

That's why I said kind've! There's certainly some fearsome orc cock action in there The Daedric cock thing was suggested by the person who put in the request for the story continuation. Credit'd 'em for the requesting on the parts they suggested It's not something you'd want to go wrong, "I got the Daedric Butt by mistake! I just clogged the toilet!"

A new review for Ending the Fan, the story which followed that old stereotype of orc/elf rough sex. Kind've. I think we can all be glad I never found a way to work in the much requested scat scene. Thank you for your review! I am glad it comes across as well written, though that may just be the smut fogging up your sensors. I did try to get a lot of references to actual in game events/places etc, since Moz is supposed to be the Player Character. It's been a while since I played Oblivion myself - I think overall I preferred Morrowind... still, another year of bug fixes and I'll get Skyrim and have brand new adventures with tough orc great, great etc neice, Azz gra-Bura! Maybe.

I kinda want to read that just to see if the author references the whole drink spiking/nc sex by explaining that she's technically not a therapist but "the rapist" I just believe the old ones are the best, that's all. Hope someone finds it!

I make a note of any odd stuff as I am writing at the start of the rough draft file. Sometimes this means going and looking at the list with internal thoughts like "Wait, do they seperate bestial necrophilia from non-bestial"

Not a review reply, but these threads can go for updates too. It doesn't matter in the grand scheme! I am 3000+ words into a requested Harry/Amelia rapefic, which I'm calling "The Slave of Bones" until I think up something better. It's now far enough in that I could get away with slapping a hasty ending on and calling it finished with a tidy up, but the requester had more stuff they wanted to see in it so am really hoping to get a lot more done. Has been ages since I finished anything of even semi-meaty oneshot length. Amusingly, of the six requests the requester sent, there was only one other I thought I could do/finish and that was a Harry/Rosmerta request... and then a hentai-foundry artist did this Amelia and Rosmerta NWS fanart which seemed a funny little co-incidence.

Got a comment for You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Moisture Farm... , the Star Wars fanfiction most notable for being the first of those I did to feature in Topless Robot's former Fan Fiction Friday articles, which're presumably responsible for some of the hits! Thanks for your comment! I feel I should disagree with it though as I think I gave Leia a fairly non stupid reaction to Luke's decision to, well, earn the fic a rapefic tag. Also, she was a Princess and with the planet she was a Princess on blown to shit probably didn't retain the title. I tended to avoid the extended universe for the most part. Except Dark Forces.

Great, thanks DG!

Good day to you all. I am sorry to intrude on your time with a serious post. I am working on a story I finally have some confidence of finishing. The vast majority of this story is interaction between two characters who have a pairing subcatagory. However, there are discussions with other characters, and right at the end I am planning to have it indicated a third character joins the other two in sex, but this will not be shown (ending just before a bang, as it were). This being the case would it still belong under the existing pairing section, or should it go under a more general threesomes/moresomes catagory? Thank you for your time in either answering this question, or deleting it if it is in the wrong place.

God knows why, Dragon Age's Oghren came to mind first. I hope that's not my long term considered answer.

...just how many synonyms for big had you used?

I had an email from somebody far too young to be reading my stories that had been sent a link to one and that knocked me down for weeks. Don't have a copy now though. Had some great reviews though, over the years, wouldn't want to pick just one!

Review for Corinthian Knot Thanks! And Thanks for the comment generally. Corinth's too smart to allow inbreeding into the line, I think he'd look to find more breeding stock

...and then in chapter 326 Harry finally gets the premature ejaculation under control.

Three reviews on Tomb Raider stories: Lattice Lara Croft's Sheep God Trials Centaur Mother Now, I'm gonna go wildly out on a limb here and assume that all three of these were from the same reader. Thanks for your reviews! Glad you liked 'em, and if you want to see Lara Suffer, try playing the new game drunk. They put in more nasty bits than you could shake a stick at. Terrible business really.

The exception to the rule is Star Wars, where every single thing from the original trilogy has been given a backstory of several books, comics and occasionally video games. It's slightly scary.

The Legend of Spyro's Death A story I did as part of a story exchange with a writer called Psycho (presumably he wrote in his mother's clothes and a wig a la Bates), and noted at the start " I don’t get the appeal of Spyro as a sexialised character, but Psycho loves that little purple bastard, so here you go:" As true today as it was then. Although I did tend to think of him with Elijah Wood's Hobbit voice rather than his Spyro voice. Still, I received a review: Thank you for your review! I rather suspect it would be a horrible end for anybody, least of all a cartoon dragon. I admit it's the sort of thing that not even Wile E Coyote would do to Road Runner (...or would he? No! No more story ideas! I'm free! FREE!) but I'm glad to hear you thought the writing was amazement worthy, shows I did my best with it. Thanks again!

Thanks! I'd say that Lady C would be too cunning to fall for something like that, if she hadn't in fact fallen for something like that in one of the episodes! She dried out didn't she? Seems quite a while ago now since the new series of Dr Who started.

...and with the Brits getting a new episode of Dr Who this weekend, it seems curiously appropriate to receive a review of that Dr Who short short story Lady Cassandra's Erotic Embrocation done for one of AFF's word prompts. Thanks for your review! What you just read was me trying to fit the word embrocation into a story. I... uh... I did my best. Also, Rule 34 dictated Lady C needed at least a dirty story

Given Ziva's personality would you be wanting her to be the one using a strap-on on Tony's ass?

Oh, I would not dream of suggesting they pay for the fanfic itself. I most sincerely apologise for any lack of fiscal clarity in the statement above. No, merely monies for the time and labor required to facilitate the supply, in much the same way as fanfiction sites need advertising payments to cover site costs and allow hosting without making a profit from the intellectual property of others. As a busy filmmaker, raccanteur, beat poet, bounty hunter, and former child star Deathstalker would likely need to pass any request for supply of archived derivative works onto a PA or gopher who would then need to locate, attach to email and send on to the requestee. There'd be no profit made from the supply of the story, I'm sure, because of the legal dogs of war thence to be unleashed.

If all else fails, try offering money

That's Tomb Raider: Breaking & Entering by Deathstalker from 2003 or so. Possibly older. DS seems to have taken it down from their author profile here, so it's possible DS is working on a re-write/improved copy as with some of the others.

I'm pretty sure I saw zygote on zygote action in the HP fandom. After that, it's hard to think.