JayDee

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I use the secret unspeakable name of the Blood God. Unless that's against the rules, in which case my pen name.

Ahh, I see. So this is what a properly plotted story looks like? I always wondered! Well, g'luck finding someone to write it for you, since you've done all the donkey work hopefully someone will help out - I can't, some of the characters are a bit young for me, but presumably someone will!

I just want to congratulate you on the most detailed request I have ever seen. Bravo, sir and/or madam.

In the meantime, you could try checking your old profile page - the old profile details can't be edited, but the stats still seem to update, eg mine has my latest story in games: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296777934 Just get your author ID from your current profile and replace mine.

Thank you.

Thanks, and yes, that's the one. And a few other actors who've shown up in other series, like Mina Anwar of the Sarah Jane Adventures.

Why is this series now listed as misplaced for subdomain? http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/main.php?list=1901 It's a live action fictional tv show? The others in there seem to be cartoons/movies or reality tv documentaries? Also, similar britcoms are still under tv domain, e.g. Blackadder, Red Dwarf. Just wondering! Thanks for your time in answering.

Thanks for your review, I spent a while on different titles looking for something, smart and clever that hadn't already been done and failing all that went for the blatantly obvious "It's what happens" story title with only the tiniest bit of barely-there wordplay. I think more detail is would definitely have been better, I guess my writing is more limited by time than it used to be, sadly. Am currently working on a story which could serve as a sort-of prequel set during MK2. If I get it all written as planned, it will have three parts and Sheeva won't have a cock until the last part until using a bit of a magic potion thing*, and instead spends the first two parts sexually corrupting Sonya Blade, before using her new magic cock on Cage when he comes to rescue Sonya. That's the plan anyway, here's hoping I can get it written! *Fyr Water returns! heh. One for the fans of one of my other stories there...

They sure do! That's why I had to move back up the mountain and install guard marmots. All seriousness aside, and further to the previous points made, I think another issue you might have is one that I also have had - flicking through, it appears that most of your stories are oneshot stories, that means that they're in the first few pages for a bit, and then gone, and waiting for someone to go look for that specific fandom/scroll down past more recent fics. There's an apparent habit that a lot of readers seem to operate on a "review new stories, but not bother too much with older ones" basis. I found that when I did multipart stories I generally ended up with more reviews per hitcount spread over multiple chapters than than my oneshots. I guess I just prefer oneshots and take that hit to reviews! I quite like the five word "Liked it. Do more. MORE." reviews. Unless that's all I've had from someone I did a request for. Then it's kind've irksome. But that's a rant for another time, place, and state of sobriety. Oh, and your My Friend DJ story - didn't get to read it, but was looking through for oneshots and it looks like the formatting has all been lost. Just a wall o' text! Which wasn't the style of the others I flicked in, so assuming not intended. Heads up for you there

Thanks! I will try and look at yours if I get a little more reading time. "insanely ambitious"? Good luck with that!

Guess I'll be cheeky and promo my Original story, http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102787

Review for Struck Down and Sodomised, the Mortal Kombat 3 story which assumes Sheeva had a cock, but also, and very unlikely, that Stryker has balls. Thank you for your review! It's always good when a PWP fic with a specific kink finds a reader with that kink, totally makes it look like a much better story for the reader Yeah, I guess it is a little short, but it's still the longest thing I've finished in ages I don't know that I'll get a sequel done, but most times in the past when I've said I won't, I end up doing one. I kind've like the idea of him getting spit roasted by Sheeva and Sindel, after all.

Title: Struck Down and Sodomised Author: JayDee Rating: Adult++ Summary: Sheeva defeats Stryker and then fucks the shit out of him with her big shokan cock. Feedback: Yes please. Codes: Anal,COMPLETE,Dom,F/D,HJ,Hum,MC,Oneshot,Oral,PWP,Rape,Rim Fandom: Mortal Kombat 3 URL: Click here! I started writing this in January, and then got sidetracked and too busy. Finished off yesterday/today. Thank you all for reading this promotion. If this sounds like your kind of story, have a read! and leave a review! Edit: Just noticed, my 20th story under the games subdomain. Kind of a milestone! Edit2: ....and now it says 21 stories. Must've hit the milestone already and not noticed! Weird! ~JayDee

Problem solved! FF.net emailed me to say account deleted. Thanks to you all for your help, and thanks to RogueMudblood and the TAPIR crew for their help and advice also! Obviously, since those folks are there not here I did thank them over there

What you need is a reader in invisible writings who... wait, sorry, wrong fandom. nevermind.

I grew up in a rough neighbourhood. It was mostly practice fisting.

"Things were going great until I got her back to my quarters and found her planet's people have a pussy like a Buddha's Hand. Captain James T Kirk signing off." "Captain's Log Addendum: Armpit. That is all."

Thanks also to you both I must admit I find it worse when they're posting this kind of content to somewhere completely age inappropriate like fanfiction.net. Membership at that site is very young, and it's not right for the young'ns to be exposed to that filth.

Thanks!

Thanks you!

Help me out folks! https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5581657/The-Whores-of-Hogwarts He's got my story Unleash The Beast, which is surely also against their mature content rules. Appears others are be stolen too, one of the others has a comment to this effect. if FF don't care about the fic theft, they'll maybe delete it for the adult content. Such heavy petting with pets. Thanks. Edit: I will stick a report on the TAPIR place RogueMudblood is involved with, as I have googled and looked through and cannot see a report for them! Hope I didn't miss it. Yes, my name is different on FF.net. Alla the JayDee variants were taken. https://www.fanfiction.net/topic/124913/111048657/1/#111048657

Looks like we've got a volunteer for the Blackadder fic! Step to it, dafdes. We'll be in Berlin by Christmas! Has to be said, George looked a lot better in drag than Baldrick's "Other woman."

The Horse and His Cock Thank you for your review! Glad it got a chuckle out of you. Well, she'd certainly have been a bit more worried, I mean, Bree's hung like a horse!

The Horse and His Cock... after ages and ages I wrote something else. A further chapter. And got a review, taking it from 10,000 hits and 10 reviews to 10,001 hits and 11 reviews! That's a good ratio for me Thanks for the review! Hell hath no fury like a Badger spunked, I guess. And, in fairness, Aravis did have a kind of itch. Euphemistically speaking. I dunno that I'll manage to do any more, never any time - this could've used more polish even, but glad to have done it really and thanks again for the review!