JayDee

Well played!

Mistakes were made. You should see my goat’s blood bill.

Rory's Gory Story Thank you for your comments! I can confirm I have actually never heard those theories/rumors (did the late Jack Chick start ‘em?) and I can guarantee that I have never summoned a demon through a BDSM ritual. I used a mixture of MS-DOS’s forbidden command line instructions and a Lament Configuration like everyone else. Anyway, long story short, Sarsa just will not stop writing second person Mary Sue fics while laughing a laugh that if not actvely evil, is certainly disturbing. I guess if a person never gets free they remain captive and damned forever. Kind of like career Dairy Queen employees forever in the thrall of the unholy ruler of cold bloody milk. Gosh, I miss being creative. Anyway, thank you again for taking the time to leave a comment, I get where you’re coming from and I really appreciate your time.

Stargirl: Black Bred White Bread Thank you for your review! There’s defnately a range of content over the stuff I wrote. From cuddly and almost romantic to dismemberment. Some of which was also cuddly. Sorry about the errors – I worked without a beta and did the best I could but fucked up here and there! I’d love to write more and will hopefully have time to do so again someday, even if it’s just little short stories. Thanks again.

It’s just gone back to like how it was before I joined! With mostly different moderators and other users. Mostly. I do miss hanging out here, seeing threads, offering opinions, but the problem is you start reading something and suddenly an hour’s gone! I had to stop going to tvtropes for much the same reason.

You too BW! Hope things are going well.

Oooh! The like button is fixed on the new forum software – I miss all the good stuff A lot of people would, I think, I’ve heard about these “Jobs you really enjoy” but am happy to settle for “job that isn’t terrible, just busy!” Plus, busy does seem to make the day go faster.

Sorry to disappoint any necrophiles with particularly low standards. I’m still too busy/tired to write anything but I was feeling totally Journally and don’t have a livejournal anymore so…. here I am! Personal rants and journals! The rant portion: Frustrated not to get any writing done, and very little reading. S’a pain because writing is one thing that makes me happy! The non-rant potion: Getting paid regularly is nice, there were a few years there where it was touch and go but not now. The completely irrelevant portion: I liked the film Hook as a kid. Well, that’s me done. Spirit of brevity, is JD. Hope folks are well and such. ta-ra. and not a dig at people not getting paid regularly, hopefully things’ll work out for you.

The Crushing of Cassie Cage one of the re-write-of-my-old-fic fics. Still got a couple of those re-writes on my to-do list, which, at this stage, is more of a wishful thinking list. I may add "Travel to Petra and pretend to be in an Indy movie" to it. Thank you for your review! I figure if that kind of story isn't disturbing I either wasn't doing it right, or the reader is already a little disturbed. The story was set on a very hot day, which undoubtedly made the morbidly obese antagonist's bodily aroma somewhat more pungent than usual. I'd love to keep up any work at all, but I am ridiculously busy. Supposedly had a couple days off work and just spent them catching up on stuff that needed doing. But no doings that needed stuffing.

Here's the link - http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=read&no=600014620 Sorry for the delay, missed your reply! Possibly I should subscribe to my review threads or something.

After only eight years, another comment on For the Profit of The Slytherin giving it a highly respectable ratio of 4 reviews:44393 hits since January 2008! The comment does, unfortunately, stretch the reviews page, so I have added some carriage returns here. Thank you for your comment. The last time I saw so much of the letter k on the same page was in Trump supporter literature. Was the key jammed down because of all the spunk crusted on it? If so, it's good that you're enjoying AFF!

Five Women. One Night. [AFF Edit Edition] Thanks for the review, hope it didn't take too long to read through! Glad you liked it! I think some of the recent movies were aimed at a younger audience, so probably had less in the way of skinned corpses and sexual tyrannosauruses. I never saw the AvP films actually. Thanks again for the feedback, I've been so damn busy I hardly remember writing!

Stargirl: Black Bred White Bread Thanks for your review! I guess you're right, dunno if I'll ever get to write a next time mind

"Once upon a bed, Lucy lay. The End."

It's been so long since I had time to write, I may have forgotten how. Shokan Lust Thanks for your review, I am glad you liked the story. Can't help you with the request, try making a thread in the challenges/requests section of the story, see if someone takes it up. Suggested title, "What if Mortal Kombat took place in the 1970s or modern Portland, Oregon?"

Kill-O-Gram, a Doctor Who story. Thanks for your review! It's very kind of you to say so. I don't see a part 2 working (of course, if anybody else had an idea they wanted to write I almost always say yes!), but I did have a few ideas for Clara facing the raven, as it were, but the closest I came to getting any of them done was planning to re-write one of my old currently un-posted stories to be about a parent/teacher falling out descending into some ultra-violence. Unfortunately, I've had the square root of fuck all in time to get anything done finfic wise for ages. It's pretty much reaching the stage where I am forgetting how to write, something which will fill many with joy (per sig text.)

Sounds like quite a bit of work's been done - good to hear about the Comics issue being fixed especially! Thanks as every for everything y'all do.

Whoops, I mis-understood. Sorry! Have deleted.

A couple reviews from Garfield! I mean Jon Thank you for both of these reviews! Rory's Gory Story This may be the kind of story that readers don't want to see happening. Then again, it does have kind've a happy ending. From a certain point of view. A long way away. While on medication. But I hope you enjoy the re-reads as much! Phoebe’s Black Day Ursula's waaaaay to selfish to ever do anything for Phoebe. She's nasty, all the way through. Phoebe's much nicer, excepting all that criminal behaviour on her record. Since it was a re-write of an old story of mine, I don't think I'll re-visit any time soon. Thanks again for your comments!

The Horsecock of a Different Color reminds me I haven't even had time to do flashfics Sigh. A review! Thank you for your review! I figure Dorothy could punch out a charging bull with those arms. Tough farm girl! The Horse of a Different Color was a pretty awesome effect for the time the film came out, it's nice to bring it back for a story. Thanks again!

Here is the best guide to writing I have ever seen, and in less than 140 characters: https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/716673993261125632

This is about fiction. If writing about a female character screwing a male zombie, the female character can use the pliers to avoid being bitten during the sex scene.

Use of pliers is also highly recommended before any character's sexual contact with a zombie.

more aggressive? no consent? The device you need is a hammer. Sufficient blunt force trauma will prevent biting, and will certainly be in the "how could you do that" category of fiction.

I think he'd drop Buffy because a) Slayer toughness could mean she survives anyway b) She'd died already and it didn't stop her and c) Willow's magic had already shown enough potential that he'd possibly consider being able to use her growing abilities to find a way to go back and save Buffy anyway, or otherwise bring her back somehow no matter what magic rules might normally say.