Shinju

Nick Palmer, Aaron Eckhart's character in "No Reservations." And Catherine Zeta Jones's Kate Armstrong. Why can't I make up my mind???

*THWACK!* . . . . :::Pokes person below with her comatose body:::

Every single anime I've seen where they have an "American" (or Canadian or Englishman or whatever) for a character can't speak English. I'm just like, fuck, you could hire me.

I'm pretty sure I sold my soul to go to Disney World. It turned out to be the worst trip I've ever been on.

I couldn't agree more. Even my own voice grates on my ears even though everyone says I sound like a sex kitten on the phone. I like Irish and Scottish accents. Southern accents are good on women. I hate deep Ebonic accents though. I mean, light to moderate Ebonics are okay, maybe even a little cute, but when you grew up in America and I can't understand what you are saying then I have a problem with you answering my emergency road service assistance call. It is quite possible that I could fall in love with a man just because he has a British or Australian accent. I mean, anytime I meet a reasonably good looking guy with either of those accents, I just barely stop myself from going up to him and asking, "Would you please do my the honor of letting me suck your cock?" Okay, I was just kidding, I lied, he wouldn't have to be good looking. And while we're at it, women with Spanish or Italian accents make me go all lesbian for some reason. And to all you guys that hate girls like me, well I'm sorry 'cause I can't help it. I think it has something to do with my ears being kind of sensitive. It doesn't matter who you are, if you whisper in my ear it immediately makes me feel like I want to screw. I think it must be a medical condition or something.

Some guy just took me on the awesomest "date" I've ever had in my whole life the other night. I mean it was like every cool random thing I've ever wanted to do and never expected to find anyone as cool enough to hang out like that with. Why couldn't I have met someone like that years ago, back when I had a soul and actual feelings?

First off, I don't mean to bash your girlfriend. But you need to hear this. I have to tell you, that she would go into a stranger's house and take off her shirt is unacceptable relationship behavior. No, I mean REALLY unacceptable, I really don't think you quite grasp the unacceptableness of such an action. I mean, it's not like she had an undershirt on, right? Besides all that, being a girl and going into a stranger's house and taking off your shirt is not only unacceptable, but stupid and foolish. I'm going to venture that she is young. Very young. 18 perhaps? 19? Less? For all she knows that man could have jumped on her. Doing such things shows such a complete lack of regard for personal safety that I feel it may indicate that she is very depressed and desperate for relief of circumstances she finds unbearable. Has something traumatic happened to her recently? Because it sounds as if she is not only questioning life, but everything she is as well. Second of all she obviously has no idea that any decent guy who has reached age 26 does not ask teenage girls to come into his apartment and take off their shirts, for art or otherwise. She is not mature enough to recognize this as the pickup that it is and if she does she's immature enough to think it's cute. I also want to add that if I were in a serious, committed, manogomus relationship with a guy, if he went into some random chick's house ands took off his shirt for her her, something like that would be grounds for instant breakup or at least serious separation. Now would I, a single woman in her mid twenty's go into a random stranger's house and take off my shirt? Yeah, probably. But you must realize that this is because I have a serious slutty side which stems from extreme emotional and psychological issues. Normal, rational, well adjusted people don't do that sort of thing. When I was younger, rational and semi-normal I would have blanched at something like that. This sounds to me as if she is disinterested in you and may want to see other guys, another indication of her shirtless stranger rendezvous. Although, I'll be quite honest, she may not know what she wants and if you break up with her and leave her to find her way and give her some space, she will probably call you within the week begging for you back. This is because most women are creatures strictly ruled by emotion which changes from hour to hour. And younger women are not only emotional, but confused as well. Trust me, we fuck around with men's heads because we ourselves are enigmatic emotional roller coasters. Common sense only prevails years later when we are able to look back on our actions without the bias of emotion. I'm not at all saying your girl is a bad person, she's just a chick. Most of us chicks are like that, kudos to anyone who isn't. Oh well. I wish you, your girlfriend and your relationship all the best. You sound very nice, which is a rare thing now a days and I hope things go well for you and I hope you never lose your niceness. I lost mine, and I can tell you it's not really something you ever really recover.

I had a dream that the children's book I'm writing got published and I got a lot of money.

I'm glad I don't suffer from testicular trauma.

Horny Erudite Nuns Tartly Attack Invalids N A T I V I T Y

"I sillybugger Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." --Walt Disney

taboo

Sarah Jessica Parker

Because clocks cost money. Why?

The Asphalt Jungle (movie)

If my old _______ teacher knew I was behind that one thing I would still probably to this day be fined.

^ is right about the frosting < will not fall prey to the inferior powers of the blue team V will continue the forum orgy

He was a kind man, but he harbored a horrible secret.

of utter horror and disgust

Bring it on?

I would take your entire load (of trash) without busting. If I were a potato . . .

Andrea from The Devil Wears Prada.

but his mom's.

(l) <---------- Hey look, it's a vagina.