Shinju

I wouldn't be able to type. If I were Captain Jack Sparrow . . .

For kick ass siblings with kick ass spouses who like to play video games crunk.

I am the lump of coal you found in your stocking.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a sillybugger." -- Gone with the Wind

Extravagant

Because life is dull and boring when you are not on drugs. Why?

^ doesn't know that < found out about said blue team attack and has taken precautions < would like a root beer float V will go for ice cream

Urf, I brain farted, it was Mortal Kombat, wasn't it? I used to watch all that kind of stuff as a kid when it came out because I would watch my brothers play Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, etc. ABACABB! I used to have crush on the white haired guy in the movie. God there was something wrong with me as a child . . . .

Z: (Ziziphus spina-christi) Judas Tree, Christ Thorn

Great, this is my third, no wait, fourth one. Wait, no third, my other one got left in the move. :::Chucks a map of Wisconsin:::

I am no longer aloud to play the drums when my family plays the X-box game Rock Band.

I can't remember the dream I had last night. I vaguely recall and elaborate plot line where I was valiantly trying to use my super-spy/ninja skills to save the world, but after that I draw a blank.

I've never been to Europe.

:::Makes origami::: :::Pokes the person bellow with an origami ninja star:::

an orifice that normally wouldn't

^ is a pixel seductress.

In Bloom in my pants

Say it ain't so -- Weezer

9482

sex-machine

Eiri Yuki is my idol. I wish I could be a bastard like him.

Benadrilled - When one takes some necessary over the counter Benadryl for severe allergies and ends up passing out, hallucinating, or going into monosyllabic zombie mode.

Not guilty, thank God. G/NG: of masturbating to thoughts of someone you know and secretly fantasize about and are not able to look them in the face the next day.

Because control is awesome. Why is control so awesome?

Justin from the band She Wants Revenge. There's something about his voice that just makes me want to suck his cock. Erm, wait, he's not fictional. Eh, well I suppose what I do to him in my head is.