Shinju

I wish I could be that evil. I steal things sometimes. I'm not a clepto or anything, every once in a while I do it to shake things up. When a restaurant gives me bad service, I steal things like silverware, salt and pepper shakers, sugar bowls, jam holders, small pumpkins, ketchup etc. The more people I'm with, the more fun I have trying to get them to look away while I pinch something. Sometimes I steal underwear from the mall. It gives me something to talk about when a guy asks me about my cute underwear.

Nike

Because humans like to babble. Why?

I am feeling better than I have in months.

to tell him

Neither have I. I have never milked a moo cow.

I am Darth Vader's father.

:::Feeds it to her cats::: :::Pokes person below with a trickle of kitty litter:::

^ should tell me where I can get eyes like those.

:::Is bored and reads them anyway::: :::Chucks a snow cone:::

Depends on how much I loved the person I was with. Guilty, I guess. Money's a better bed partner any day. G/NG: Of having a pervy uncle.

On Christmas morning I had a sleep paralysis dream where my crazy ex somehow got into the house and came into my room. I told him to go away and tried to shrink underneath the covers. He didn't like that and said "Why don't I just get my gun and come shoot you at ten o'clock today?" I freaked and tried to wake up and call for somebody, but I couldn't move because I had sleep paralysis. When I finally woke up at about seven in the morning, I got off the bed and away from the window where I thought he was going to try and come kill me. I was so glad when ten o'clock came and there was no crazy ex at my door brandishing a shot gun. On lighter note, I too have dreamt that I was Red from That 70's Show. WTF? Is that a common dream?

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S: Sycamore tree (Platanus occidentalis)

split

Am I drunk or do I just never understand what's going on?

I am no longer aloud to have more than two candles on my cake. I tried to blow all 24 of them out today and everyone had a good laugh when my hair caught aflame . . . .

David Bowie from Labyrinth. First saw it when I was 7 and couldn't help but notice his package . . .

Not guilty. I'm sure it's just because I'm a girl though. Guys go anywhere, and I'm sure if I were one I'd go anywhere too . . . G/NG: Having sex with someone before you learned their name.

:::Can now fry her food more healthily::: :::Pokes person below with Disneyland:::

and then took off his

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:::Dodges bookcase and starts reading a book::: :::Chucks a copy of the Kama Sutra:::

^ Is correct < Is going to make a trip to the 24 hr Del Taco 20 mi away to get tacos. < Has been craving tacos for the past week and has finally snapped causing her to get off her lazy ass. V Can have some tacos.

Hahaha . . . . guilty. G/NG: Gotten so drunk you woke up in a random place with no idea where you were or no idea what happened the night previous?