Shinju

I invented lesbians.

^ is only partially correct. < has no life. < has ordered a life but they're apparently on back order until the end of January. V dresses like a pimp in their spare time to get their jollies.

Here's a hot tip: don't let the first person you have sex with talk you into getting married or engaged. Seriously.

I invented penises.

Empire (definitely)

Gender neutral bathrooms? Any funny stories?

Don't worry, it was half meant to be serious half meant to be funny.

I invented the ruler.

:::Cuddles biting and scratching rabid wombat::: I'll love it forever and ever! :::Pokes the person below with a stapler:::

I'm sure if she loves you she'll love your penis too. That's just the way girls are. Most guys I know want to be 8in or more and as big around as a can of coke because that's what they see in porn. Okay, maybe not a can of coke, but you get the idea.

Didn't mean to make you feel bad, its just that there was a poll on boob size and me and my friend were discussing penises and such. Personally for me, I can't take anything over four inches, but that's just because I have inner muscular problems. My last bf was about 6 or 7 in (and he thought he was too SMALL for Christ's sake!) and it nearly killed me! Makes it hard for me to proposition people to have one night stands, yeah, that's an excellent pickup line, "Hello, I think you're hot. Would your penis happen to be four inches or below?" Needless to say I've stopped having sex entirely. Which is probably why I'm thinking about it entirely too much . . .

I'm not sure what to say on this topic. I believe people should be able to do what they want as long as it doesn't harm others. But for me personally I would not because I was raised with a Catholic fear of hell.

Hmm, I have the feeling that if you are here, you will most likely answer yes.

Am I the only person who thinks "I'm not going to touch that subject with a ten foot poll" anytime the word abortion is mentioned? I mean I could, but it's just so emotionally draining.

Why do people make such a big deal out of outlawing things like gay marriage and polygamy? Is it because some people of certain backgrounds don't believe in separation of church and state? Isn't that the concept upon which this country is founded?

Perhaps next year when I'm a little less retarded.

I think that the notion that if I put a pencil in my hand and let it write, that my hand is restricted from making certain motions because they are illegal.

It was always my intention to spread my work to other sites, but I am just so damned lazy.

I did a short m/m Christmas story for Christmas. It would have been up several days before Christmas if the cd drive to the computer that connects to the internet wasn't out, or if the computer I wrote it on had an f***ing diskette drive. Now I have to dig out my old firewire out of God knows where and when it finally gets posted it will be totally out of season. Maybe I should just wait until next year?

Well said.

If there is a moderator who thinks that this rant is too harsh for this forum, feel free to remove it. I don't mean to offend, but I am just very angry at a certain female behavioral pattern and it needs to be said at least once. If I can stop just one woman from leaving pee on the toilet seat, this rant has done its job. This is to all the gals who pee on the toilet seat. You know God damned well who you are. I understand that some of you don't want to touch your pristine asses to a public toilet, so you go into "hover mode". This would be acceptable if while in "hover mode" your God damned filthy bitch pee didn't splash back onto the seat. Of course, in your dumb bitch frame of mind, it is perfectly fine to just leave your mess there, on the fucking seat, for someone else to get a nice fucking surprise. Now, I'll be quite honest with you, I always put down a seat cover. But sometimes you don't see the pee (especially if you're at a dimly lit bar restroom after you've had a couple) and therefore you don't clean the seat before you put the cover on and *surprise,* cold, filthy bitch pee makes the cover stick to your ass. I used to put a cover down, hover and clean the seat with toilet paper after I was done. But now physical problems prevent me from being able to accomplish certain feats of my youth. So I have to sit down on your filthy fucking pee, and chances are you are a prophylactic challenged bitchtard and I probably caught gonorrhea from your disease infested slut urine. So I just want to say thank you, you filthy fucking skank seat-pissing bitches, for making my day just that much more shittier.

Funny and true!

I think I am too curious about other peoples sex lives.

Alright. I'll admit. The first bf I ever had I got jealous if he watched it. Now I couldn't give a rats behind 'cause it's all good.

I'm sorry, I just like polls.